Sep 16 2008Miley Cyrus dating some 20-year-old dude

He's ugly

...but better looking than Nick Jonas

"a model and aspiring country singer"

Butcher becomes brain surgeon.

A train wreck in the making.

At least he carries a bible

Uh, those are their churchgoing clothes? I know Jesus loves me even in my tie-dyed Slayer t-shirt, but cmon people...

Mullet - spawN

Way to wear your Sunday best, you fuckin' rednecks.

Where to begin.......first of all, that girl needs to do something about her protruding upper gumline. Second-cheers Disney, cause your underage prodigy is dating someone to keep him out of the closet! Salute!

Nice... Did he meet her in the children's section when searching for that shirt?

He's buff.

I'll bet he can bench 80 lbs.

.

He's a smart guy, gets her young, then when she's gets loose, he can toss her and move on to the next 15 yr old. It's genius, he deserves a medal.

Typical redneck, hillbilly, trashy christians and their crosses/trinkets.

Yawn...

She'll end up pregnant by the end of the year.

At least she's not hooking up with Sam Ronson aka- Ugliest man-woman carpet licker in existence.

Just because she is a supposedly a virgin does not mean she does not swallow baby batter by the gallon and take it up the poop chute. She is giving him something (unless he is in fact a turd burglar).

Riiiiight they're dating...like he's straight. Plus he's a complete tool holinding that bible and wearing a cross necklace...cause that's what straight twenty year old guys do. Miley needs find a new signature pose pronto! That ugly tongued monkey face in the last pic is grotesque. She already looks like a fucking flat faced wide nose no neck chimp.

I've just found the internet.

/yawn

Anyone else notice the tatoo on his wedding ring finger? Probably just showing his love for his sister...

Anyone else notice the tatoo on his wedding ring finger? Probably just showing his love for his sister...

did holly really leave hef?

Where do you go with this post? - The Bristol angle (why is a 17-year old child viciously attacked by a second-tier celeb-blogger?) or Miley (who is aging to be exceptionally average) or that she is dating a suspiciously older dude (who is freaky all on his own).
Can we just go back to bikinis before Summer is over?

i was getting my nails done yesterday at this salon that specializes in hair extensions. it's AMAZING what a difference they make. girls with extensions look sexier without even trying. i wonder what this chimp face looks like without her extensions

Wow! HE must be a real MAN to walk around downtown with his bible.....I bet monkeys fly out of his As* too

It's not illegal to date her, but I believe having sex would be statutory rape since she is under 16 and there is more than a 4-year age difference.

That said, if they are NOT screwing, why is she going around with bed-head hair, a "got fucked last night" grin and her belt buckle off center?

Did they really go to church like that? I don't have so much of a problem with what she is wearing, but damn, she could at least comb her hair, straighten her clothes and clean the toes of her Chuck Taylors.

As for the dude of questionable orientation, he shouldn't wear something to church that is going to keep so many female minds from thinking about Jesus. And he has a bit of a "lights are on, but nobody's home" look in his eyes.

This chick is just a bottle of Boone's Farm and a wayward sperm away from living in a Pineville trailer park.

Now if this is true, that's some real bullshit. In the "non-celebrity" world, if a 20 year old man dates a girl who's 15, regardless if the parents are fine with it or not, it's called statutory rape. In the celebrity world, it's called a relationship. I stand corrected though, this so-called "15" year old is a whore with buck-teeth and big gums.... And her parents only see $$$ signs
So I've came to the conclusion that, this bitch hasn't been "15" in 10 years. She looks like someone who's had her share of cocks in her mouth. Kinda like that fag Randal, who's always posting gay shit on this site that he apparently mistakes for Oprah or Dr. Phil's websites.
Fuck Miley and her Hilbily hoe-down red-neck, incestious family

Am I the only one that thinks Miley is ugly? Her eyes are too close together and her nose looks pudgy. She looks like she is constantly taking a poo in her pants. I can't wait until her 15 minutes are up, cause let's face it, she's a no-talent ass clown.

she does not look 15

Wow, she's replacing Britney to become a teen idol. This guy is lucky!

Creep.

Waiting for sex tape.

dady, dady, can i have sex after church?

That's their church clothes?

@Runnergal - yes, I think Miley is not attractive.

Come on, now. A cross necklace worn prominently on the outside of the tank top as well as an obviously-held bible? What a sad publicity stunt. The christians will probably eat this up, though.

I wouldn't go to church if you paid me and even i'm surprised by their church clothes. Isn't it some kind of unspoken rule that you should have sleeves? Or maybe it's in the bible.

And @26 Lola, It's only statutory if they're having sex. Clearly he is a raging homo so that's not a problem. Which is probably why Billy Ray hasn't crushed his skull for messing with the meal ticket yet.

She'll be 16 in a couple of months. Then it's legal depending on what state...

correction: Miley Cyrus dating some 20-year-old DOUCHE.

seriously, look at the guy.

Yes her nose is pudgy, not to worry that will be tweaked in due time.
However the Dude in question is very handsome, almost Young Warren Beatty handsome.

hes not after her money at all.. no.. no.. he's just into ugly rich girls.

Oh my gawd, she is sooooo friggin hot, I would ream out all of her orifices seven ways from Sunday!

It's Joey from Full House!

I though Miley was 16, or was I thinking of Hannah?

first of...is there really such a thing as a 20 year old in the 21st century carrying around the all mighty fairy tales book!?!

Second, is it just me or is this guy easely imagineable with a penis in his mouth?!

lol... i want to go to church where they go. i would never have to (get to?) bathe or nuthin'.

also, i want to be 15 again with BRC as my daddy so i could f*ck 20 yr olds. without lying about it.

will ppl get over themselves!!!! the law states it is illegal for an adult to have sexual relations with a minor!!!!!!! they can't have sex!!!!!! it doesn't mean they can't hangout, become friends or even date!

I shall crown thee........Chester The Molester.

IT'S MILEY!!!! Thanks, Joel McCale.

hes hot. fuck u miley.

There is NOTHING cute about this chick. And the guy just needs to be slapped. This is obviously some publicity stunt for him. I HATE rednecks.

But he's got Daddy's consent so its cool... Has Billy Ray been hanging out with Lynne Spears!?

The thought of Miley and Joe Jonas was cute...ish. At least they were the around the same age. Plus they could have consoled one another when they both fall from the tween spotlight when High School Musical 3 comes out.

First of all, its PINEVILLE, LA. I am from there and went to high school with Justin. He is a really great guy. Very sweet and funny. And get this: he is a GOOD boy. But I guess that is foreign to Hollyweird.

For a second I thought that was HO-han and she finally went back to the cock.

His body is so much more shapely than hers.

If he weren't gay I'd say she hit the jackpot.

I bet he gives rad head....

Wow, he is like 20,000 times hotter than her. I guess it makes sense if he is an 'aspiring' country music star. If he wants to get signed fast, just get photographed with an ugly gummy teen mega star! For her sake, I hope she is having some sort of sex with him, because otherwise, what's the benefit for her?
P.S. If she doesn't I will!

I'm glad you set the record straight #50. He is a nice guy, but needless to say way more fashionable than most Pineville boys. (and you'd think People would get the Pineville part right)

He's had girlfriends way hotter than Miley Cyrus. Her dad must've set this up.

In response to #55, I am glad someone else knew that he is nice. He isn't sporting the usual Pineville Wranglers (haha, jk), therefore is a tad bit more fashionable then his Pineville brethern.

With all that aside, he is a nice guy. It would be really neat to see him make it big.

Being from the south doesn't make you a redneck, idiot.
(by the way, rednecks hate you back #48. get an education)

Check the build on that geezer. Man, I'd fucking kill for a body like that.
Unfortunately, I'd have to give up my diet of Peroni and Marlboro to acquire such a constitution, so I'm gonna have to let it slide for now.

I like his jeans, though. I may have to rob some grannies and go shopping.

I strongly dislike this young gal Miley most of the time but on this rare occasion I really envy her. that guy is SEXY AS FUCK

#50 and #55, it's nice to see someone taking up for the poor guy. The media (and these commenters) is a piece of shit that lives only to criticize other people so that they won't have to take a look at how pathetic their own is. According to Justin, they are friends, so fuck off until anything is proven otherwise. And even if they ARE dating, let people live their own goddamn lives. Wasn't Britney going off the deep end enough for you people!?!?!

This is a very plain wig wearing person The chic has a face as flat as pancake, the gumline of Mr. Ed which all equates to a monkey.

Does she have extensions/hair weave?

I say so fucking what!!! She found a hottie! His bod looks pretty tight and nice to me. When I was her age I was dating men a few years older.

Good for you girl!

I wish I could fuck 15 year olds :(
I guess I better get famous...
Hmmm Miley's taken, Hayden,....
Taylor Momsen it is!!
(p.s. if the Superficial had it's shit together you'd know who that was)

since when do straight guys aged 20 keep it in their pants? What for?

When did college age guys start hitting girls barely in high school. Man I missed that memo.

Take for a rape test and lock the guy up. Really this is pathetic shit.

My spouse is an assistant DA and they continually send cases to trial where 19 or 20 year old males get time, go on a sex offendor registry and receive probabtion for having had oral sex with a female in her early teens. If these two have not gone all the way it is a matter of time and they have likely done everything but.

Another point is how can you reasonablyu expect a hormonal 15 year old and a male in his sexualprime to not go at it.

It is disgusting how being a celebrity puts you above the law. I guess if young Miley wanted to decapitate a puppy for shits and giggles we would just look the other way.

written by JohnnyNormal's nemesis;0) How ya doing Johnny?

He' a pedophile.

Uh, as others have pointed out, "dating" is not the same as "having sex with". My parents are the same age apart and they started dating when my mom was still in high school. Granted, at the time people actually still waited for marriage before having sex, but it's entirely possible that these two aren't going at it.

And by the way, people need to educate themselves on age of consent laws. The age required to appear on camera having sex may be universally 18 in the US, but the age to have sex most definitely is not. In fact, the age of consent is only 18 in seven states. The rest are mostly 16 and 17, a few are 15.

This bitch looks like a beaver. The animal.

it's PINEVILLE, LA. not Pinesville. hahahaha

I see nothing wrong with this. She's consenting and he's the happiest man alive. Where's the crime?

Latest reports claim that this "20 yr old dude" jacks off onto Genesis and Miley wipes it up with Revelation.

Since when is christianity equated to good morals? (excluding the unproven claims made by christians) If every xtian "sinner" were disqualified from redemtion, and continued "membership", there would be no christians left at the end of any given day.

THAT is disgusting no matter what anyone says. it's just wrong.

Billy Ray is 'relaxed' because he figures Jason will be the belle of the ball when he goes to jail. Or maybe BR just doesn't give a rip -- after all, he was cool with that photo shoot. Until people started complaining, that is.

And why did Jason immediately think of John Mayer when looking for a comparison? Just sayin'.

holy shit he's hot! Win win she gets a hot guy, he gets publicity.

Justin, Jason, whatever.

@36: L M F A O

seriously though...
sex tape cruisin in soon.

hmm...what would a 20 yr old aspiring singer want with 15 year old famous/rich celebrity??? He is most likely using her!!! Miley Cyrus is young and immature... in less he has the mind of a 13 yr old...this can't be real!

hmm...what would a 20 yr old aspiring singer want with 15 year old famous/rich celebrity??? He is most likely using her!!! Miley Cyrus is young and immature... in less he has the mind of a 13 yr old...this can't be real!

hmm...what would a 20 yr old aspiring singer want with 15 year old famous/rich celebrity??? He is most likely using her!!! Miley Cyrus is young and immature... in less he has the mind of a 13 yr old...this can't be real!

Whatever. The guy's obviously using her. Good for him. And it's obvious to me, because I see no other reason why a 20 year old would risk breaking the law for big gummed fugly Miley Cyrus. She ain't much to look at, but hey, she's got connections, right? Use those connections up, big guy! Just hope it's worth being with a 15 year old whiny, immature, fugly, big teeth, big gums, bad music making chick like that (sorry for the grammar there). On the bright side, the guy's ugly too.

this is to take attention off the fact that miley is fucking her daddy

lawl

Oh man... she is so lucky: 15 and a millionaire dating hot male models! It's just unfair lol!

One flaw though, WTF is with his shoes? He must be a believer in: "Just because I works in the fashion industry doesn't mean I have to be trendy!"
clearly.

Oh man... she is so lucky: 15 and a millionaire dating hot male models! It's just unfair lol!

One flaw though, WTF is with his shoes? He must be a believer in: "Just because I works in the fashion industry doesn't mean I have to be trendy!"
clearly.

Seriously, the bitch looks like a beaver.

ok. first of all, real guys who aren't gay wouldn't be caught dead wearing THAT. i mean WTF? what the hell is he wearing? men who walk around town wearing clothes without sleeves are sort of gay. he should just walk around without a shirt on.
miley seems to be a nice girl. disney is doing ok for put her in a cage. i'm sure they don't want another britney.

I was banging my 18 year old boyfriend when I was 14. You can't tell me this girl aint doing it. If you think that then you would have also believed the britney-virgin-hoax that has now been exposed by her own mom, no less. haha

#87, saying she looks like a beaver is, quite frankly, an insult to beavers everywhere. She looks like an ugly, fugly, retardo clown. She smiles, and the world gets a glare of her gaping mass of ugly. Once that mouth opens...My God. Huge oversized teeth the size of fucking Texas, gums even larger, nearly enmassing the teeth (seriously, how do you have such humongous fucking gums, and still simultaneously have a receding gumline? More importantly, how does a 15 year old have a receding gumline?). She has a nose plopped in the middle of her face that looks like a clown nose that could be shaped like play doh, and cheap, over-made, squinty, two-dollar whore-looking eyes. How any kid could be a fan of that girl is beyond me. Her music sucks, her face sucks, 'nuff said.

She'll be a stripper when her 15 minutes are up. Her daddy will approve too. And that won't be long from now.

Untalented, shovel-faced, skank. Every time I see her picture I get the urge to go work in the garden. Ugh.

You guys are hilarious.

This is SOOO dated.
This is the hulk hogan-way.
A brainless body-pumper like sylvester stallone.
THIS AGAIN IS A REASON WHY AMERICA IS GOING DO-OWN, folks!!

#65- I know I know!! Taylor Momsen plays Jenny on Gossip Girl. (Which in my opinion is an entire cast of people who deserve some Superficial time. We didn't even get to see them when the story of Blake and Leighton's supposed 'fued' hit the media.)

She's either going to end up a drug addict or a porn star...or both.

I HATE THIS LITTLE SNATCH-WHORE!! DISNEY ALWAYS DOES A BANG UP JOB ON PRODUCING THEM!! THEY ALL END UP COKED OUT FIRE-CROTCHES! HAHA... SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO...

When I was her age I was playing with my Bratz dolls, and now I am 19 and still a virgin :( I feel like I missed out on something.. I'm old now......

That chick has such a bad lisp.
I bet she gets spit all over everyone she talks to.
Why is she even famous?
She's not even that talented nor is she good looking.
Just looks like a typical 15 year old girl who doesn't fit the clothes she wears.
She tries to look mature for her age but she doesn't pull it off at all.
She needs to get herself a set of braces and should send her bony teenage butt back to high school.

I'd do her..... in the butthole.
Yummy.

It's actually Pineville, LA- you would think People would get their facts straight.

I'm not sure why Justin chose to wear what he did but chances are he knew he would be photographed and wanted to show off his muscles because truth is, he knows he looks good.

That being said, Justin truly is a really great guy and he is a Christian, it is not publicity stunt.

One last thing... Being from the south does not mean you are into incest and it does not make you a redneck.

If he can date Miley Cyrus, then dammit I am going after Nick Jonas!!!!!!!!! That is one sexy, fine ass man!!!!!

Very nasty how skinny he is. If he wasn't so buff he would look like a stick figure.

she is ugly.
BUT
get out of her life.
if her parents are cool wit it..wat da fuck yall worrying for

she is ugly.
BUT
get out of her life.
if her parents are cool wit it..wat da fuck yall worrying for

lucky pedo

For an older guy like a 20 year old to date a 15 year is very creepy. If I was her parents I would worry (Wait he goes to church, so it must be O.K.) For a 20 year old to be interested in a 15 year old he is not right in the head. What does a 20-21 year want with a 15 year old. 15 years old to 20 years old is very different emotionally and physically, we all went thru that process. It seems the people around her seem to encourage adults dating children.