Miley Cyrus' boyfriend in his underwear
These are shots of Miley Cyrus' new devout Christian boyfriend Justin Gaston who, hey, what do you know? Happens to be an underwear model. I'm not really sure if Jesus is all about displaying the banana hammock, but I am sure I just locked down the Catholic priest demographic. Greetings, padres! Which one of you wants to bless my site traf- - Shit, they ran off. I blame Shauna Sand's vagina.
NOTE: And, ladies, you're welcome.

Reader Comments
1. mike jones - September 18, 2008 10:32 AM
uhg that is so gross
2. Sol - September 18, 2008 10:32 AM
ugh
3. Mis Kitty - September 18, 2008 10:32 AM
Im afraid i had to look...
4. Rene Glassor - September 18, 2008 10:32 AM
Banana Hammock? as in the guy on sirius?
5. Slut - September 18, 2008 10:35 AM
Wow....in the pic in the blue outfit, you can see the whole package.....
you stay classy Justin and Miley!
6. Ted from LA - September 18, 2008 10:36 AM
Billy Ray should have his achey breaky balls kicked in for allowing his daughter date a 20 year-old. What kind of sick fuck 20 year-old wants to date a 15 year-old kid in the first place?
7. Runnergal - September 18, 2008 10:37 AM
Miley is 15 years old. This guy is 20. My mother would have never let me date a guy especially one that is 5 years older. Where are the parents?
8. Miss Kitty - September 18, 2008 10:38 AM
OMFG you can actually see his helmet in some of them...
9. passerby - September 18, 2008 10:38 AM
the homo needs a hair cut
10. minniememe - September 18, 2008 10:39 AM
Seriously, who wears this garb? I mean other than underwear models and gays. I'm all for equality, but my straightdar is either malfunctioning or is dead on: dude is batting for his own team.
11. My eyes, my eyes! - September 18, 2008 10:40 AM
You can see his soul in some of these.
12. Miley's Buck Teeth - September 18, 2008 10:40 AM
MY EYES! DAMN YOU SUPERFICIAL.
13. Lola - September 18, 2008 10:40 AM
If you look closely, I think you can see Miley's horse chompers' impression on his thighs!!!!! This dude is a raging faggot.... And Miley is a whore being pimped out by Disney and her parents. Sad sad gorilla bitch
14. havoc - September 18, 2008 10:40 AM
Okay.....WTF?!?!?!?
.
15. it's me Fuckers! - September 18, 2008 10:41 AM
Thank you Superfish for finally considering the ladies! *hugs* I especially like the blue undies and shirt, you can see the shape of the head of his cock. Also, look at his balls, there is a seam running right through his bag, camel toe for men? Yummy!!!!
16. My eyes, my eyes! - September 18, 2008 10:41 AM
You can see his *soul* in some of these.
17. Tom Cruise's closet - September 18, 2008 10:43 AM
Get out! There is only room in here for Damon and Tom
18. yes!! - September 18, 2008 10:43 AM
omg...yes!!!! whoa...myley you better hold on to this 1. GOTDAYUM!
BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT!!
19. pocahontas - September 18, 2008 10:44 AM
it's kinda tiny
20. Not A. Mused - September 18, 2008 10:45 AM
Stick to pics of hot chicks in bikinis. Please!
21. wanks - September 18, 2008 10:47 AM
wtf dude has a little penis haha!
22. Casey - September 18, 2008 10:48 AM
Does Miley know that her boyfriend is gay? As are we all now from looking at these pics?
23. Russ - September 18, 2008 10:49 AM
He's spliiting that like wet pine!
24. LoL - September 18, 2008 10:49 AM
He is not cut! i can see it!!!
25. Diana - September 18, 2008 10:51 AM
It's about time you considered your female readers. Most times all you've got are half naked females. This is a refreshing change. Thank you!!!
26. lina - September 18, 2008 10:51 AM
# 24 YOU ARE RIGHT!
HE IS NOT CUT!!!
27. Drunkman - September 18, 2008 10:52 AM
Why would you post this fish??? Right as it came up this lady I work with walked right by desk. It's one thing for someone to catch you looking at pics of girls in bikinis. It's something totally different to be caught looking at pics of prepubscent boys in underwear...
28. Papahotnuts - September 18, 2008 10:54 AM
Everytime I model underwear and then fuck a 15 year-old, my probation officer comes-a callin'.
29. havoc - September 18, 2008 10:55 AM
Yeah, this shit ain't gonna cut it.
We need upskirt shots and nipple slips. The female kind.
First a Brad Pitt homo story and now this?
.
30. The Listener - September 18, 2008 10:56 AM
#5 and #15 -- LOL
You're right. You can see the shape of things to "come." (I know. Lame joke...but i just had to say it.) I don't think the photographer realized THAT MUCH was showing in the photo. But you would have thought someone would have caught that.
I guess Billy Ray trusts Miley to not have sex with this guy even if he is 20 years old. And I'm sure the guy she's dating isn't going to do anything that will land him in prison.
A pretty boy like that would be REALLY well liked by prison inmates. :)P
31. Learn To Sell Porn and Make Money - September 18, 2008 10:56 AM
Geekologie writer is a fag!!
32. britney's weave - September 18, 2008 10:56 AM
holy SHIT the pic of him in what looks like a onesie... are men's underwear NOT designed to... SUPPORT the package?
33. sla - September 18, 2008 10:57 AM
She is so fucking him.
34. Christine - September 18, 2008 10:58 AM
LOL
The only possible explanation for all this dating of a church going 15 year old and getting his kit off for cameras (and looking damn fine whilst doing so, I gotta say): the dude's gay.
35. totally entertained. - September 18, 2008 10:58 AM
Ha, You can see his whole package. how embarrassing for him! HA HA HA
36. Miss Kitty - September 18, 2008 11:03 AM
Poor kid, I think maybe him and Miley aren't banging, why else would you put your bell end on display if you weren't gagging for it?
37. sla - September 18, 2008 11:09 AM
These are just a little too... anatomically correct for my taste. Remember this bit from Seinfeld?
Elaine: Well, the female body is a... work of art. The male body is utilitarian,
it's for gettin' around, like a jeep.
Jerry: So you don't think it's attractive?
Elaine: It's hideous. The hair, the... the lumpiness. It's simian.
No hair and he's not simian, but, yeah... the lumpiness. The penis is a lovely thing in person and in action, but my reaction to this is sort of -- please, get over yourself already.
38. mojo - September 18, 2008 11:10 AM
me likey
39. Beeotch - September 18, 2008 11:12 AM
There goes Justin again-
Always dressed in his Sunday's best
40. OC Dee - September 18, 2008 11:13 AM
Thanks for posting the hot male model. He has a great package too! And your comments are funny too!
41. SevanSins - September 18, 2008 11:14 AM
I'm waiting for the Geekologie writer to give the ole 'You've been Rick Rolled' line. Seriously... please tell me.
No seriously.
42. dude_on - September 18, 2008 11:14 AM
So it is gay day at the superfish - and after all of those bikini posts. Who knew? We're about a Matthew McConaughy post away from an avi rendition of "YMCA."
43. FluxWave - September 18, 2008 11:19 AM
What can I say. He is CIRCUMCISED.
44. matthew - September 18, 2008 11:22 AM
uhhh uhhh hes so gross im way better than him im a s8er with blonde hair clear face and thin i got the abdominals way better he soooo gross
45. matthew - September 18, 2008 11:22 AM
uhhh uhhh hes so gross im way better than him im a s8er with blonde hair clear face and thin i got the abdominals way better he soooo gross yuck
46. jesse blake - September 18, 2008 11:23 AM
HOLY FUCK GET THIS OFF OF HERE
47. Taylor - September 18, 2008 11:24 AM
It is about time the Ladies got some eye candy. This site is always posting snatch in bikinis etc.. if You want to look at nip slips and vag go to a Porn Site.
As for you men who say he is gross..ha! Bunch of fatties sitting in cubicles wishing you had it so good or looked half as good as this. Pathetic the lot of you!
48. erin... - September 18, 2008 11:30 AM
Superfish, I knew I love you for a reason. You just needed to remind me.
49. GayPornPaysTheBills - September 18, 2008 11:31 AM
This dude does gay porn. If the ladies here are liking this then dropping by the local dvd shop and renting "Twinkie Boys Hate Fish" will make you orgasmic. Remember no dude on the down low is gay they are just paying the bills.
50. Random Guy - September 18, 2008 11:32 AM
He's HOT. Seriously. And kind of slutty. Miley chose well. Lucky girl. ;)
51. yeah! - September 18, 2008 11:38 AM
it's about freakin time you showed some hot, stupid guys on here! this guy's body is perfect!!! nice to see your an equal opportunity exploiter! and for all these hater comments... who's feelin a little insecure about their stomach pooch, flappy arms, and small weiners now, fellas?!?!
52. friendlyfires - September 18, 2008 11:44 AM
Oh my gawd, he's gonna furrow in her virgin patch with a forearm size drill bit for oil rigs? He better be gay, that's the only reason I think Billy Ray trusts this stud with his little license to print thousand dollar bills.
53. cdawg - September 18, 2008 11:45 AM
you can totally see his penis in a couple of these, and for the record, i am ALL for it.
he's probably as interesting as watching paint dry (or mile cyrus for that matter), but i'd hit that shit til the break of dawn.
yay for women getting to be as shallow as the dudes on this sight when given a picture of some gutterskank in a bikini.
54. Zee Brat - September 18, 2008 11:47 AM
Damn... Thank you Superficial gods.
55. friendlyfires - September 18, 2008 11:47 AM
NEWSFLASH: DEVOUT CHRISTIAN JUSTON GASTON IS GAY. BUT IS STILL A VIRGIN AND LOVES JESUS. AND SOAPY SHOWERS. TO JUSTIFY HIS PURE CLEAN CHRISTIAN GAY SOUL.
56. racheallikesdirt - September 18, 2008 11:50 AM
more pleez.
57. Purple helmeted yogurt thrower - September 18, 2008 11:50 AM
What Miley doesn't know is that her momma took these photos.
58. Grandpa - September 18, 2008 11:52 AM
He needs to be raped by Freddy Kruger!!
59. kix - September 18, 2008 11:53 AM
I'm with 51. It's about time you start objectifying men here. All the guys who are complaining must be struggling with their own homosexual tendencies. Get over it.
60. Eddie - September 18, 2008 11:56 AM
nice dinky
61. veggi - September 18, 2008 11:58 AM
I have an unhealthy desire to play slip n slide with him..
And I'm not even sure what I mean by that..
62. Worm - September 18, 2008 12:02 PM
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/09/miley_cyrus_boyfriend_in_his_u.php?bfm_index=4&bfm_page=0
You might want to mark this one NSFW mang
63. Mel - September 18, 2008 12:06 PM
I agree with Kix... if this were a woman wearing next to nothing the guys would be drooling and talking about her "tits" not saying "who wears this crap?" Idiots. Ever heard of a double standard? If not... bring on the helmets.
64. DLH - September 18, 2008 12:07 PM
Miley has had that in her mouth. Prove me wrong.
65. Brooke - September 18, 2008 12:07 PM
FINALLY, pictures WITHOUT some no name bitch in a bikini!
He's hot.
66. Miley'sMom - September 18, 2008 12:10 PM
I assure you that Justin has never had my Miley. I know because he sleeps with me and Billy Ray. I just love the way they do whatever I say.
67. sunshine - September 18, 2008 12:13 PM
Well, it's about time you put some eye candy up for the ladies Fish. #51 Yeah! ~ sums it up quite nicely. Suck it up you flabby, pathetic hombres. It's Ladies Day on The Superficial! haha
68. jared - September 18, 2008 12:16 PM
id hit it
http://www.beerngolf.com
69. Miss Kitty - September 18, 2008 12:18 PM
Must be a slow news day... we're still looking at his beaver teaser
70. brett - September 18, 2008 12:25 PM
FUCKING PEDOPHILE!!!!!
71. Sexy - September 18, 2008 12:32 PM
Finally, some eye candy for the female readers.
Too bad he's only interested in jail bait. Or maybe it's the fact that his 'girlfriend' is famous enough to jump start his career? Fine by me. If Heidi Monfag is 'hot' enough to get her pics up here strutting in a bikini despite her horrible personality, a pedophile shouldn't be disqualified either just because he's a guy.
Fair's fair.
And really, you still owe us for all those "Hills" stars posts. Bring on the pedo!
72. Cdiddy - September 18, 2008 12:33 PM
Fuckin Hot!!!! Fuckin Hot!!!! Fuckin Hot!!! you guys are haters.......
73. Captain-Insano - September 18, 2008 12:33 PM
#51: That dude HAS a small weiner. Dumbass.
74. Athena - September 18, 2008 12:36 PM
mmmmmNice... Thanks for making my day, Fish. I can't wait 'til the video of someone sucking that cock gets leaked.
75. havoc - September 18, 2008 12:39 PM
Damn, that brought the hags out....
Its Lane Bryant Day on the The Superficial!!!
.
76. Virgoddoll - September 18, 2008 12:43 PM
whoa, THANX, THANX A LOT, U GUYS JUST MADE MY DAY, THAT KID IS HOT
77. Rant - September 18, 2008 12:45 PM
Chester The Molester!!!!!
78. Dr - September 18, 2008 12:45 PM
Somebody needs to fix his hernia.
79. FRIST!!! - September 18, 2008 12:47 PM
#51 I'm with you!!!!!!!
I rea-HEALLY don't mind looking at nice looking guy's helmet. But yeah, we all know I loves me some porn..
80. veggi - September 18, 2008 12:47 PM
Now now havoc. Be nice..
PS: I had to look up Lane Bryant. Why do you know what that is?? Or does everyone know that and I'm just a drunken pot head with a terrible memory..
Look! A bunny!!
81. hot mess - September 18, 2008 12:48 PM
OH YESS! This guy is super hot. This really brightened my corner of the (cubicle) world. More more more stories like this pls :D
And all you haters and fags-in-the-closet need to STFU already. If you don't like looking at hot dude pics, just move on!
THANK YOU FISH!
82. Larry the Satellite Dish Guy - September 18, 2008 12:50 PM
The homo's just pretending to date her to hide his attraction to men. Billy Ray Redneck knows this and that's why he's allowing it
83. edamame - September 18, 2008 12:56 PM
Um, my daughter is almost 15, and there is NO FUCKING WAY this would be happening at my house.
Ted From L.A.....I guess you opted out of being my facebook friend. (wink, wink!)
84. Beeotch - September 18, 2008 12:56 PM
Fellow ladies, I have to be honest......he is a little boy with a major ick factor. While I do agree that this site really should cater more to the female population, this guy is sooo not hot and is sooo not a real man. Besides that, he is dating a 15 year old who probably just started hitting puberty. The whole thing grosses me out. Give us a real man!
85. Tawny - September 18, 2008 1:01 PM
@.@
About damn time
86. edamame - September 18, 2008 1:01 PM
I can't even look at that boy without feeling pervy! No thanks.
(when I was 15, though....I would've had his ass corrupted before homecoming!)
87. edamame - September 18, 2008 1:03 PM
I can't even look at that boy without feeling pervy! No thanks.
(when I was 15, though....I would've had his ass corrupted before homecoming!)
88. Internet Picasso - September 18, 2008 1:05 PM
@.@
~
89. yeah! - September 18, 2008 1:07 PM
Oh, of course, #75, only hags would appreciate this sculpted, tones, muscular, near-naked body! your a fat moron.
and a shout out to all the sexy ladies who appreciate the male form!
90. timmy the dying boy - September 18, 2008 1:07 PM
Oh, yeah, he's boppin' her with that thing, all right. We all know that those churchy girls are plenty eager to hop into the sack with you.
91. Major Ick - September 18, 2008 1:08 PM
Ladies, hags, and homos:
It's tainted. He's been plowing Miley's newly blossoming field with it. You don't want it now, it's got country goober cooties all over it.
92. edamame - September 18, 2008 1:08 PM
sorry...problems posting!
What magazine are these ads in, anyway?!
93. OC Dee - September 18, 2008 1:10 PM
#84
He has a beautiful sexy body and it is obvious he works hard at it. No I'm not going to masturbate while thinking of him, but he is beautiful eye candy. The guy styles today are ugly. Male shorts go pass the knees and I can't even see legs or ass with the loose styles. I have to go to my sports club in order to see hot bodies with the guys wearing their speedos while doing laps in the pool. I don't care if you post a hot looking young, middle aged, or old guy. As long as they look hot. He is 20 years old and legal.
94. minniememe - September 18, 2008 1:12 PM
@79 FRIST!! lol... you said "helmet"
95. edamame - September 18, 2008 1:13 PM
Let's be honest here....who do you think has a subscription to Playgirl magazine?
96. love this site. - September 18, 2008 1:17 PM
All I have to say is:
Its about damn time :) Yes, he's young, but its about time us ladies got the SLIGHTEST look at ANY GUYS BOD when you men get to see hanging boobs, nipples galore, ass cheeks and the like. We get barely nothing. So again, thank you so much for doing your part to even the score just slightly. And the whitey-tighties? You CAN see the dude's tip loud and clear.
97. B - September 18, 2008 1:19 PM
lmao @ 61...
mmmeee too!
98. Dixie - September 18, 2008 1:21 PM
#96
Thanks for the whitey tighty comment. I zoomed in on it and I would pay just to kiss his package.
99. minerva - September 18, 2008 1:24 PM
ew... I remember now why I don't like men in briefs...
100. edamame - September 18, 2008 1:25 PM
Hey, if seeing the tip O' penis does it for, it must be your lucky day.
I was actually looking to see if he was smiling in any of the pics!
He certainly looks younger when he smiles.
Um, Michael Jackson, if you're looking at this, you are STILL a pedophile...even if this one is legal.
101. lori - September 18, 2008 1:27 PM
Billy Ray should read Lynne Spears' book and see that letting that girl do any f'ing thing she wants will lead to head shaving and attacking cars with umbrellas...
What is he f'ing thinking?
102. Jessica - September 18, 2008 1:33 PM
Yummy.
Love me some beefcake.
103. ipanema_girl - September 18, 2008 1:40 PM
Fish, it was about damn time.
yumminess!
104. pirhan - September 18, 2008 1:45 PM
Yum! And it's not even Friday. Thanks Supfish!
105. ilikeit - September 18, 2008 1:50 PM
I like the green ones!
106. Oh no! - September 18, 2008 1:51 PM
I've known this guy since he was a little boy, and the last thing I wanted to see was his peepee!!! My eyes!
He's not dating horse face by the way. Trust me, he can do much better (and has).
107. Hypocrites - September 18, 2008 1:57 PM
All these pedophile and "country coooter"/"redneck" comments are probably all coming from the same guys who jerked off to Britney Spears at age 16 before she went wacko. You know it's true. People in glass houses...
108. Mama Pinkus - September 18, 2008 2:09 PM
I see hair plugs in the not-so-distant future
109. T-Dawg30 - September 18, 2008 2:10 PM
I used to pose for photos like this all the time and I got free wine and all the fuckin pop tarts i could eat!
Miss you Uncle Albert!! RIP
110. Randal - September 18, 2008 2:11 PM
Miley is a lucky girl and good luck is in the stars. Perhaps a constellation could be given her name as her vocal talents and hard work at acting and dancing have earned her respect throughout the heavens.
Even the young ladies on occasion need love more than a parent can give. A little nibble here, a grab there, a finger stabbing a sticky stinking hole with a boy stick poking in just the right spot! Right in the middle of an underaged Disney slot and I am not talking the 8 o' clock prime slot!
All my best wishes for a sweet young really young Miley and her underhung playmate (lucky girl).
xoxoxo -8 -8 -8
111. Sara - September 18, 2008 2:16 PM
THANK YOU FOR FINALLY NOTICING THAT SOME READERS ARE ACTUALLY WOMEN NOT DROOLING OVER BIKINI PICTURES!!!
112. xxxx - September 18, 2008 2:20 PM
This guy is so hot. Thank you for posting this.
113. TBone - September 18, 2008 2:22 PM
Randal, you scare me. You should never be allowed near schools. Or retirement homes.
114. dannii - September 18, 2008 2:23 PM
haha-love how all the insecure bloated fat guys who say they'll only screw victoria secret models but still live with thier mommas are throwing all the "eww gross" and "he's gay" comments about. lol!
115. Amber - September 18, 2008 2:32 PM
Ew. . . Seriously that is gross. His unit looks so weird. . . its not like its huge or anything, why does the fabric have to be so snug around it?? :(
116. BEAST - September 18, 2008 2:34 PM
SO ANYONE WITH A NASTY COMMENT IS JUST A HATER CAUSE THIS BOY IS HOTT! HE MIGHT NOT BE THE HOTTEST BUT BETTER THEN WHAT I'M USE TO SEEING! PUT MORE MEN IN UNDIES UP, IT'S FOR ALL THE LADIES READING THIS SITE!!!!!!!!
117. Hecubus - September 18, 2008 2:35 PM
When was the last time we got a decent nipple slip or sex tape from some girl who wasn't only famous for showing her tits in magazines anyway ? I'm all for the ladies getting something but we non fruit men haven't got anything good in a loooooong time. You owe us big after posting this. You must now go yank down Scarlett Johansson's top and take pictures to redress the balance of the Universe.
Though admittedly, if someone's gonna rape your children, you'd probably rather it be this guy than Michael Jackson.
118. BEAST - September 18, 2008 2:35 PM
BUT I WILL SAY HE'S NOT THE BEST MODEL, JUST A CUTE FACE WITH A NICE BODY ATTACHED TO IT :)
119. really? - September 18, 2008 2:39 PM
Hec, what do you call the Aubrey O'Day post? This guy is wearing more clothes than she is.
120. Brad Pitt - September 18, 2008 2:51 PM
Sorry, ladies, he's mine
121. Matane - September 18, 2008 2:51 PM
Nice abs, good arms....but the peepee...it's so small. Maybe, he's just cold. Maybe, he has a giant penis when erect. Or maybe, he has a baby's penis, but hell...the abs are nice.
*Now can we get a bag on his head?
122. bubba - September 18, 2008 2:51 PM
Sara wrote:
THANK YOU FOR FINALLY NOTICING THAT SOME READERS ARE ACTUALLY WOMEN NOT DROOLING OVER BIKINI PICTURES!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The really hot girls drool over bikini pictures.
123. marrymerandal - September 18, 2008 2:51 PM
@110, that's the first comment from Randall I actually laughed at. I think I even got a little wet.
124. Ray Romero - September 18, 2008 2:53 PM
Now you know why Miley's mouth is always wide open in those pictures.
125. surlywench - September 18, 2008 2:53 PM
All he needs is a haircut and I'm ready to ride him into the sunset.
126. you wish! - September 18, 2008 2:54 PM
#106 - oh no, someone's lieing! don't worry we still think you're cool. not.
127. LSU Lady - September 18, 2008 2:58 PM
I loved going to high school and having classes with him. Looking at that during 4th and 5th period was heaven.
128. stickykeys - September 18, 2008 2:58 PM
ok, there's been 3 or 4 comments on how small his package is. Do you expect him to have a boner while modeling underwear? That wouldn't be professional now would it? Maybe if Dakota Fanning was the photographer though, he wouldn't be able to maintain his composure.
129. James - September 18, 2008 3:02 PM
@30 as a connoisseur of pictures of underwear models i can assure you the photographer knew exactly what was showing. Hence international jock being known amongst my people (the gays) as softcore porn.
That being said i'm not impressed. Contrary to the debate, he's average at best.
Ladies, if you want impressive, hunt down Alan Ritchson's underwear modeling pics. Plus he's not dating a child and his face doesn't inspire me to beat him with a baseball bat...
130. Brandi - September 18, 2008 3:20 PM
Wow. Nice dick. I'm sure it'll be buried in Miley Cyrus in no time.
131. Brandi - September 18, 2008 3:20 PM
Wow. Nice dick. I'm sure it'll be buried in Miley Cyrus in no time.
132. Why would I make it up, f'n Retard? - September 18, 2008 3:23 PM
#126, Yes, I think I'm cool because I know someone that everyone is making fun of... I would really be cool if I were so awesome at spelling like yourself. Trust me, I'm not "lieing".
Go to school, you mongoloid.
133. Prof - September 18, 2008 3:29 PM
Well I guess the ladies deserve something to see once and awhile just don't make this an everyday occurrence, oh yeah before I forget... this guy is sooooo going (already is) to bang the the hell out of Miley! I wonder if she's gonna pull a Jamie-Lynne Spears!
134. desi - September 18, 2008 3:38 PM
yummy.
on behalf of all the girls who check out this site....THANKS FISH!!!!!!!! :)
135. LEB - September 18, 2008 3:43 PM
YUM! It's about time we saw something other than bikinis.
136. Bubba Gump - September 18, 2008 3:46 PM
thankyou
thankyou
thankyou
thankyou
Ms. Bubba Gump Thanks You for all of these sexy asssssssssss pictures
137. Jimbo - September 18, 2008 3:51 PM
Wowsies!!! Thanks fish, you just made my day...but I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been had...
138. sexy brains - September 18, 2008 3:52 PM
Thanks for remembering that chicks read your site too!
It looks like he's got big balls, but no so much in the package dept - unless he's a grower and not a shower. I certainly hope so - for Miley's sake. There's nothing worse than a small penis. (shudder)
And did they photoshop out his 'I'm married to Jesus' tattoo or is that a more recent addition?
139. Bexz - September 18, 2008 3:58 PM
Holyyyyy Shittttt
He's HUGE!!!
140. Brad's a closet bisexual - September 18, 2008 4:12 PM
Yep, the same one who jacks off onto Genesis and has Miley wipe it up with Revelation. True story.
141. Dee - September 18, 2008 4:13 PM
I'd brown-bag it, yeah.
142. Erica - September 18, 2008 4:19 PM
Yeah, she's fucking him.
143. Robin - September 18, 2008 4:20 PM
Finally something other than bikini pictures!!! I'd tap that.
144. burungi - September 18, 2008 4:22 PM
And a couple more "I'm a christian and am gonna wait until marriage' retard/hypocrits bites the dust....
Isn't it funny how they used to go on and on (think Jessica, Britney) about 'waiting' and the minute they didn't, they shut right up. And now, the next generation doesn't talk about it in the press as much (think Miley, Ashlee, those Jonas brother freaks) so when they fuck up and get fucked, they don't have to back pedal.
145. Dickin Spector - September 18, 2008 4:25 PM
That boy's suffering from a severe case of small cox.
146. carly - September 18, 2008 4:26 PM
"Thank you?"
147. burungi - September 18, 2008 4:26 PM
Okay, read some of the posts. Maybe THAT'S the way to stay a virgin for a while (ala Clay Aiken). Either date a gay guy (ladies) or date a girl when you're a gay guy. He's like "getting my dick sucked by a guy is NOT gay when I'm the receiver and plus, I'm still a virgin". Yeah!
Oh, and side note, have you heard about how 'christian' girls take it up the ass so they're remain 'virgins'?! Fucked ridiculous.
148. C - September 18, 2008 4:27 PM
Who are these loser girls thanking you for putting this shit up. The guy looks like he's 12. Sick.
149. Randal - September 18, 2008 4:37 PM
Based on the number of comments, as well as the number of pictures and hits to this particular section on the FISH, it should be the #1 on So Freaking Hot. Why isn't it?
Randal
150. pffffffffft (NSFW: Little Boy in Undies) - September 18, 2008 4:40 PM
Funny how the same 2 old lumpy ladies wearing granny undies are posting
over and over and over "thank you, finally something for the ladies".
Oh, and one of them is a gay guy. See what you've went and done, Fish? Tomorrow this will be a "Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt approved gay site".
PS You should give a warning before showing little boys in their underwear again. My eyes are burned and I'm now cleaning up what I vomited, damn you.
151. Natty Dread - September 18, 2008 5:16 PM
he is a really boring model.
152. Nexera - September 18, 2008 5:20 PM
I don't care if he is only 20. I'd let him do very nasty things to me. And I love the undies. More men should wear supportive ginch.
153. Victoria - September 18, 2008 5:50 PM
Wow is that blue and black tank top wearing Miley's?
154. Victoria - September 18, 2008 5:50 PM
Wow is that blue and black tank top wearing Miley's?
155. Mo (Multiple Orgasms) - September 18, 2008 5:54 PM
This guy is hot, legal, and I would love to show him some new things.
Dear Diary:
My boyfriend wanted me to sit on his face, but I was worried about him
getting enough air, so I put all my weight on my knees, but he kept on
pulling me closer to his mouth and forcing me to have intense
incredible orgasms. It's great to be alive!
156. Judas Iscariot - September 18, 2008 6:05 PM
All of this varies by state, so the question is where are that. Given that they're in Tennessee, then:
In a statutory rape case in Tennessee, the age of consent is 18. The stance of the state of Tennessee on the age of consent is "Statutory rape is sexual penetration of a victim by the defendant or of the defendant by the victim when the victim is at least thirteen (13) but less than eighteen (18) years of age and the defendant is at least four (4) years older than the victim." {Full text of TN statutory rape laws [10]} Tennessee law does not give clear directions for cases in which both parties are below age of consent.
Done.
The only exception is if they are married. So Are they married?
157. venomhed - September 18, 2008 6:09 PM
This guy has brains too! Finally. He is dating a multi millionaire little princess cunt and all he has to do is bust her cherri and he is entitled to half the cash and or hush money.
Bet this guy sucks a mean cock too.....
158. Lulu - September 18, 2008 6:30 PM
His balls are huge.
Wonder if he's a grower.. hmmm?
159. Lulu - September 18, 2008 6:35 PM
Also, I'd let him lay on top of me.
160. Bigo - September 18, 2008 6:36 PM
Those are not even his underwear! LOL Ewwwwwwwww
161. Valkyrie - September 18, 2008 6:56 PM
:::::::::::::::attention XY's:::::::::::::::::::
YEAH, so take a loooonnnggg look you twats, this guy has an excellent body and a nice package. Most chicks dont want your slight man boobs, beer belly, non existent arm and shoulder muscles or that short stature.
Come to mama. or on.
162. This guy jacks off on bibles - September 18, 2008 7:11 PM
This guy swallows after sucking cock. He's hoping, and praying that Jeebus and Miley will help convert him to heterosexuality.
Stay tuned...somewhere out there is a spurned gay clergyman lover holding a bible just waiting for the chance to tell his story. Probably has pictures of them doing it in church, while praying to some saint, and penetrating eachother with crosses. Crosses with a dead guy on them. Made of telephone poles. Catfighting over who gets the end with Jeebus's head. Who would have thought...well, it IS election year.
163. Roger that shit - September 18, 2008 7:17 PM
A christian would never ever stuff something artificial inside his underwear to make it appear as though he were packing. Likewise christian women don't get implants or stuff their bras or panties for appearance. Christians just don't do those things. Like fuck little boys and girls. Never.
Especially one who is said to jack off onto Genesis and wipes it up with Revelation.
Can't be true.
164. Kill all Fags - September 18, 2008 7:24 PM
I see hair plugs in the not-so-distant future LOL
Butt plugs in the here and now
165. kelly - September 18, 2008 7:25 PM
that's kind of disgusting. men don't belong in banana hammocks. just because they make them, doesn't mean they should be worn. throw on some boxers and be a man ...
166. A Woman - September 18, 2008 8:18 PM
A hundred zillion thank you's to the Superficial writer for these pix! Now if you all will excuse me, I've got to go pet the kitty. Meow!
167. A Woman - September 18, 2008 8:24 PM
BTW, what's with everyone saying he's got a small cock? Flaccid dick usually is a bit small-looking. Hell, the average size erection is only like 5.5" or so!
168. quake - September 18, 2008 8:38 PM
GREAT THANKS. NOW I'M GAY. GREAT.
169. Reyce Villeneuve - September 18, 2008 9:08 PM
I still think Miley Cyrus should be assasinated.. Along with her child whoring Dad.
When that happens, I'll turn cougar and steal her boyfriend.
BTW, he's christian just like Britney was a virgin, lol, give me a break...
170. Reyce Villeneuve - September 18, 2008 9:08 PM
I still think Miley Cyrus should be assasinated.. Along with her child whoring Dad.
When that happens, I'll turn cougar and steal her boyfriend.
BTW, he's christian just like Britney was a virgin, lol, give me a break...
171. Judas - September 18, 2008 9:29 PM
"BTW, he's christian just like Britney was a virgin..."
Of course he is. And so are the child molesting priests and pastors. And so are the fake faith healing televangelists and the married church secretary screwing the reverend. And so is Jessie Jackson and Jimmi Swaggart.
You don't get to decide who is christian and who is not; that is each individuals choice. Especially considering that, according to the babble, er I mean bible, redemption is not based on works, it is based on belief. IOW all you have to do is believe. Try reading the absurdities and you'll learn for yourself.
172. joey joejoe - September 18, 2008 10:14 PM
good job i can type half decent cause i'm doing this blind as i just stabbed my eyes out with the closest biro.
.
fuck you superficial writer
173. Donna Lee - September 18, 2008 10:40 PM
Aw, come on. He's gorgeous. Yeah, he could keep all that for Miley, but I'm really glad he decided to share. Youth is beautiful, enjoy it, remember what used to be, just don't exploit it.
174. malicious - September 18, 2008 11:00 PM
FUCK YES!!
175. bitchface - September 18, 2008 11:35 PM
AHHAHAAAHAHHHAAAAA. Now all the boys are ripping on the male bikini shot equivalent because you little pussies are threatened by a big cock that you will never possess. He doesn't have a small cock, and to say he does just means that YOU DO. (But you already know that , don't you honey?)
176. THAT_GIRL_JENN - September 19, 2008 12:43 AM
HE IS HOT AS HELL! WOW YOU GUYS ARE HATERS
AT LEAST MOLLY CHOOSE WELL SHE DID NOT PICK SOME UGLY
PETE WENZ MESS, THE GIRL CLEARLY HAS GREAT TASTE IN MEN.
177. Mommy like-y (and lick-y) - September 19, 2008 1:13 AM
aaaawwwwwww yeeeaahh. There is something deliciously naive about this sweet little doe-eyed hottie. Damn. I would sop that boy up with a biscuit.
And yea-- it's nice to see all the small-dicked, fat-assed, washed-up old farts come out of the wood work to piss all over this one. It's a two-fer !
Thanks Fish! I guess Christmas came early this year, and-- ooops-- whaddaya know, so did I...!
178. Amanda - September 19, 2008 1:20 AM
Seriously, he is fucking hot. And yes, as someone else said, she is SO fucking him - and can ya blame her? Christ.
179. European Girl - September 19, 2008 1:29 AM
YUM !!!! THANK YOU, THANK YOU !!!!!!!!
There are waays too little good looking males on this site.
The last one was - what - six months ago ?
Lucky Milus, wow, imagine getting THIS as a boyfriend when you were 15, it's a dream !
Question: why isn't he wearing the ridiculous white cotton underwear my grandpa used to wear ? I thought Americans only wore that kind.
180. European Girl - September 19, 2008 1:37 AM
The Hugo Boss underwear looks really good. The blue one does not. Anyway, a guy that hot cannot keep his underwear on for a long time. Any girl will rip it apart.
HA HA HAAAAAA as usual, all the ugly cattle sitting in front of their computers, you know those baseball-cap heads with big asses and big white calves and long socks, will bring out the word "gay".
They can't compete, they are unattractive, so they are going to argue that they are manly men straight red-blooded real males. As usual. Go garle down another beer, wankers.
181. Matt - September 19, 2008 2:08 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! She's just being Miley!
182. Knee Ya Ha Ha - September 19, 2008 2:18 AM
I wanna lick his armpits and bury my face in his musky crotch while Frank from the 16th floor uses is his immense knowledge of physics to anally violate him while teabagging Binky.
183. bnalh - September 19, 2008 2:34 AM
that tiny cock is raping miley vyrus.
it sickens me to think about
184. sharpeidude - September 19, 2008 2:48 AM
What get's me is how many of you guys are actually interested in the dude's cock.
185. Grinspoon - September 19, 2008 3:28 AM
What i don't get is, why on earth would he want to date Miley Sirius. Surely he could get chicks that are actually adults and that are extremely hot.
Maybe he's interlectually on the same level as her or something, but who knows.
I don't understand why he'd go for her, unless to become famous.
186. Rob - September 19, 2008 6:15 AM
Thanks for this, more men exploitation please, there're enough bikini pics on here already
187. blah - September 19, 2008 7:42 AM
All those undies are hideous & seriously homo looking; what is this for, gay men to drool over? He looks absolutely mortified in pic # 4. I was about to say he was packing some meat there, but then I saw pic #4 pic and see that he clearly suffers from tiny dick....its all nutsack and not a lot o' dick. He's not a bad looking guy though; kind of like a combo between Ashton Kutcher & Josh Harnett. What the hell is he doing w/ Miley Cyrus though? She's not that attrac...oh, wait...she's loaded and reeeeiiiich! Grab them coat tails, boy!
188. eyepopper - September 19, 2008 8:01 AM
He's a pretty boy, there's no doubt about that -- the epitome of "hotness" that 15-year-old girls wet their knickers over. However, until he gets some hair on his chest and legs and balls, then he can't call himself a man.
189. shanana - September 19, 2008 8:59 AM
There is something "kiddiepornish" about his poses and expression, as if he were being forced to do the pictures, with a promise that he would be taken to the park later to get ice cream. I feel sorry for this kid.
190. Hmmm - September 19, 2008 10:20 AM
If he is straight then I'm Ghandi.
191. gerard Vandenberg - September 19, 2008 11:36 AM
Is this the american way of getting populare with the FAGGOTS in MIAMI-BEACH?
remember the year we live in now: this is 2008, FOLKS!!
sly stallone is a decade OUT!!
.................................jim carrey is IN, folks
192. Hannah T - September 19, 2008 11:59 AM
Ok, so despite the slightly inappropriate see-through-ness of some of the underwear......the man is SERIOUSLY HOT. If he walked into a room my concentration would be shot for the entire day...make that week.......
193. Jenny - September 19, 2008 12:46 PM
#15 "...there is a seam running right through his bag, camel toe for men".
Dudes get camel tails not toes!
194. give it up - September 19, 2008 1:00 PM
Seriously? To the people who are insulting him ecause he is wearing that kind of underwear, gow up. He is a model, he doesn't pic the clothes he wears, he is told what to pose in. This does not relfect what kind of underwear he wears normally.
195. jake - September 19, 2008 2:37 PM
those are some big nuts. miley's in for some serious teabaggin'
196. SaucyTango - September 19, 2008 3:36 PM
Looks qualified to be an underwear model to me.
197. blah - September 19, 2008 4:02 PM
194...Yeah, GOW up!
198. blah - September 19, 2008 4:03 PM
194...its just fwicken weediculous, isn't it?!
199. lilo - September 19, 2008 6:01 PM
I thought this was a thread about my girlfriend Samantha. Damn.
200. aura - September 19, 2008 6:04 PM
Gents yr green with envy!!!!! he is very cute and he deserves better then Milus Cyrus. Cause she is a manufactured product and a very bad one!!!
201. aura - September 19, 2008 6:04 PM
Gents yr green with envy!!!!! he is very cute and he deserves better then Milus Cyrus. Cause she is a manufactured product and a very bad one!!!
202. aura - September 19, 2008 6:04 PM
Gents yr green with envy!!!!! he is very cute and he deserves better then Milus Cyrus. Cause she is a manufactured product and a very bad one!!!
203. melissa - September 19, 2008 9:24 PM
I would play with this guy ALL NIGHT LONG....HOT!!!!!!!!
204. Hahahaha! This one is for the gals. - September 19, 2008 11:49 PM
To guys calling him gay. Jealous?
205. Meg - September 20, 2008 8:58 AM
Fuuuuck, thanks for thinking of the girls. Even if he IS wearing dumbass underwear...he's hot as HELL!
206. Meg - September 20, 2008 9:00 AM
@204 - You called it!
207. Janine - September 20, 2008 9:42 AM
Thank you for finally thinking about the ladies, it's about fucking time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, if dumbass gummy girl Miley is not fucking him, then he MUST be gay.
208. Angel - September 20, 2008 2:12 PM
I love his bod~ Gosh, I wish they make more men like that!!
209. val - September 20, 2008 2:53 PM
THANK YOU!!!!!!
Hot...hot. Fucking hot. Miley doesn't deserve that, I want it!
210. MS - September 20, 2008 10:54 PM
It is about time that you posted something for the ladies! The men may appreciate the bikini shots but it does nothing for us, so thanks superficial!
211. yum - September 21, 2008 2:18 AM
OMG!
i want his cock all over me and in me.
212. yum - September 21, 2008 2:18 AM
OMG!
i want his cock all over me and in me.
213. think - September 21, 2008 2:46 AM
http://www.come-and-hear.com/editor/br-smc/index.html
it's part of jewish religion done about 4,000 times a year on young boys just in a new york alone.!!! fuksing disgusting. See website for research. also read the journal pediatrics. It's spreading AIDS like diseases.
http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/cgi/content/full/114/2/e259?maxtoshow=&HITS=10&hits=10&RESULTFORMAT=1&author1=Tendler&andorexacttitle=and&andorexacttitleabs=and&andorexactfulltext=and&searchid=1125326602651_6102&stored_search=&FIRSTINDEX=%20
214. gina - September 22, 2008 4:48 PM
please, fish, you put so many bikini pics up, put up some more stuff like this for us girls! thank you for this post!
215. gina - September 22, 2008 4:52 PM
this doesnt seem like a dude that should be with miley cyrus
216. tsume - September 23, 2008 1:55 AM
can we all agree that there is something wrong with a 20 year old young man wanting to date a 15 year old girl... he must have some obvious social or mental defects if he can't find a girl his age
this guy is sick, and miley's dad needs to be kicked in the teeth
217. DD - September 28, 2008 10:21 PM
YUMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmMMMMMM
218. Jessica - October 3, 2008 10:22 PM
Keep putting guy pictures up, like this! Too many girls!
219. liz - October 8, 2008 5:09 PM
bum on a shelf!!!
220. jammee - October 9, 2008 10:39 PM
r u CRAZY
221. jammee - October 9, 2008 10:39 PM
r u CRAZY
222. jammee - October 9, 2008 10:39 PM
r u CRAZY
223. jammee - October 9, 2008 10:39 PM
r u CRAZY
224. jammee - October 9, 2008 10:39 PM
r u CRAZY
225. Putz Balzac - October 16, 2008 2:11 AM
posin' like a real man - a real man would have some wood after handling the package to get into all them shortie pants. He must keep that pic of Smiley around.
226. What the F - October 18, 2008 6:56 AM
**** Man this dude is tiny. His balls hang lower than his dick. He may as well be dating a 15yr. old........ Insane how little it is.
227. WTF - October 18, 2008 6:58 AM
**** Man this dude is tiny. His balls hang lower than his dick. He may as well be dating a 15yr. old........ Insane how little it is.
228. Miley Cyrus - October 18, 2008 2:14 PM
ewwwuh, I didn't know you had an uncircumsized penis
229. adah - January 16, 2009 1:52 AM
he is so handsome
230. hayley - January 18, 2009 1:05 PM
That's just sick...
231. Adam - January 18, 2009 1:14 PM
I bet that won't even fit inside her.
x)
232. Adam - January 18, 2009 1:14 PM
I bet that won't even fit inside her.
x)
233. Valerie - March 2, 2009 6:39 PM
Grower not a Shower, but uncut is BEST in my book! Damn I wish I could have been boning a fine ass MoFo like him when I was 15! Shi-it *owwwwwwwww*
234. Valerie - March 2, 2009 6:46 PM
That being said I'm so glad I'm female and don't have to deal with all that fucking junk on the outside, fuck that!
235. babe - May 3, 2009 11:03 PM
when i get 15,16 or 17 he is minnnnnnnnnnnnnnes.he is soooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot with fire he is mines
236. babe - May 3, 2009 11:04 PM
when i get 15,16 or 17 he is minnnnnnnnnnnnnnes.he is soooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot with fire he is mines
237. babe - May 3, 2009 11:05 PM
when i get 15,16 or 17 he is minnnnnnnnnnnnnnes.he is soooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot with fire he is mines
238. babe - May 3, 2009 11:05 PM
when i get 15,16 or 17 he is minnnnnnnnnnnnnnes.he is soooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot with fire he is mines
239. babe - May 3, 2009 11:05 PM
when i get 15,16 or 17 he is minnnnnnnnnnnnnnes.he is soooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot with fire he is mines
240. thick - June 26, 2009 4:23 PM
i have no dount she can take that big cock ... there will be some serious streching of her little pussy and ass
241. girlygirl - July 16, 2009 3:08 AM
shit he's hot holy moly cow capony
242. brendan - August 20, 2009 6:04 PM
i wish they wold show is butt and private area to.
243. brendan - August 20, 2009 6:04 PM
i wish they wold show is butt and private area to.
244. brendan - September 3, 2009 2:40 PM
That is my favroit picture in the red underwear. His boobs are cute. Im a boy