Sep 17 2008Miley Cyrus and new boyfriend were 'touchy-feely' in church

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miley sure isn't looking like a virgin anymore

she'll be knocked up next and everyone will be shocked

Nice hair extensions.

I wonder if she's claimed to be a virgin like Britney did, once upon a time.

Isn't she 15? WTF is a 20 year old doing with a kid. I would kick his ass if it were my daughter..

Anyone else go to Chruch with that "just been fucked" bed hair look? I hear its the in thing these days.

Anyone else go to Church with that "just been fucked" bed hair look? I hear its the in thing these days.

Anyone else go to Church with that "just been fucked" bed hair look? I hear its the in thing these days.

God hates fags. Therefore God hates The Superficial.

Justin has nice guns! But he is too old for a 15 year old, but this is Hollywood for you.

Justin has nice guns! But he is too old for a 15 year old, but this is Hollywood for you.

I avoid church religously.....

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ditto dear havoc..

Anyone holding a Bible looks dumb, but it's kind of redundant to say that about someone who would date Miley.... Too bad he's not the first person to mount this pony, I bet he thought the age was a safe bet.

Damn Fish that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miley is a slut and The Wonderful World of Eisner (formerly Disney) is morally decadent and should be off the air along with the other communist filth Nikelodean. Those people should not be allowed near our children. They do not share our concept of culture nor should we theirs.
Please go back to where you came from vermin.

Miley goes ass to mouth.

Miley looks like a homeless troll that's been living under a bridge...and having premarital sex.

Well, hopefully McCain will win and then die and then Palin will take over as President and get Roe v Wade overturned just in time to make Miley head into a back alley (should be easy to find in her neck of the woods) and use a good old-fashioned coat hanger to rid herself of her miraculous virgin pregnancy.

I'm sorry, I'm confused...is church a new hip club or something!?

What's the bible?

I guess Miley is riding the rainbow...as in multicolor gayness with a pot-o-gold at the bottom...except it's not a pot-o-gold, it's just a feminine looking boy named Justin.

If I were in church with Miley, I would be taking a taint measurement or something more fun....

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Why is homeboy wearing a cross?...what a fucking faker.

You know you're a redneck when:

You attend church in a wife beater, hook up with your very underage girlfriend and do this while at church with her dad next to her.

Amen

She disappeared briefly while doing a reading from the Book of (blow)Job.

Man if we don't get something more interesting on this site I am going to leave again.
DO YOU HEAR ME?

GET OVER IT! She is 17, doing 17 year old shit. So tired of the media that keeps masturbating this over and over again. blaaahhhhhhh, go make an effigy!

Congratulations Miley, I'm very happy for you that you've found someone that can make you smile and laugh. Life is a journey, enjoy yours!

Randal

#22 Slut > post of the day.

amen

#25 - she's still 15. I think what you mean is that she's doing 15 year old Bible belt fundamentalist Christian shit....meaning, she's skipped the normal steps and gone straight to all the really perverted stuff.

God smite these nasty bucktooth Hillbilly trailer trash.... Touchy feely in church???? What type of shit is that? Only stupid rednecks like them would do some blaspemous shit like that. And wearing a wife-beater to church? This faggot ass bitch should be wearing a dickbeater. Dumb bitches

And that gorilla-mouth 30 yr old Miley's hair looks like she just gave someone some good brain. The bitch looks like she stinks

Are you happy that she is being molested by a grown man as well, faggot?

Nice church outfits those two have on. Her hair looks like they just had a pre-church roll in the sack and he's wearing a wife beater. NICE. When I went to church with my parents when I was that age, I always had to wear a dress and my brothers wore slacks and button-down shirts.

I'm an atheist now, but still, if you're going to play all holier-than-though (pun intended) at least clean up a little. Jesus (ha, another pun)

@ Randal # 26

RANDAL, FUCK YOU FAGGOT

You left out the part about Justin jacking off onto Genesis and Miley wiping it up with Revelation. But Billy Rae approves.

Funniest, and most true, footnote EVER!!!!!

Brilliance.

Glad to see she's filling all the expectations of her. And by expectations I mean fucking slut.
I hope you're proud Billy Ray.

between her big ass teeth and his huge adam's apple, i don't know which one to make fun of more

I dunno, horses love apples..

my my, there are a lot of christians on here today. i don't remember Jesus having a dress code.

"Yay, those of you in rags and shambles, fuck right off," thus saith the Lord.

yeah, she's a as tight as a priest-molested choir boy's butthole.

This bitch looks like a beaver.

Gawd dayum he iz so good looking. UGHH DAH NIPS ARE HARD!

I've seen people on welfare dress nicer for church than these two.

#37 best comment all fucking day!

The bigger question is why does this guy have a ring tattoo on his left ring finger?

This whole thing with Miley and her model is staged by Disney to erode morality, as usual. Just like they use Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens to make interracial sex trendy. Now they're working towards acceptable pedophilia. Miley makes it seem normal and okay because she acts like she's a mature woman. But just think about it. 15 is a sophomore or junior in high school; 20 is a junior in college. When I was 20, even incoming freshman girls were out of the question because they were so naive.

Is that a wedding ring tattoo boy toy has?
What a fag.

He's probably married to Jesus or something. Ya know, like a permanent promise ring. lol

Good call. He is probably a carpenter, like Jesus.

Why is that motherfucker not in jail? You know he's plowing the row. Well, I guess we are talking about rednecks here.....

Meh, religion is just another avenue of control for the social elite of society. Anybody who doesn't spend life being lead like a sheep can spot what horse shit it really is. My advice for people is to find your own path to god, don't let someone tell you how to get there.

As for Miley and the diddler. Bit on the gross side. You couldn't at least wait till she was 16?

#22- hahahahaha!! that was awesome! on point and awesome.

You know, Fish, I think you went just a leeeeeetle overboard with the comments on the church. I mean, I can take a joke, and I was laughing at first, but I think you wore it out at the end. Just sayin'.

This one can't go ten minutes without a boyfriend when i was her age i'd barely kissed a boy much less would i be dating a 20 year old and she's supposed to be a role model for young girls

By the look on her face, he just gave it to her good.

Kids fucking like rabbits. Ah, the memories...

He looks like such a tool.

No way is Miley a virgin. I actually wouldn't care but she's riding the virgin gravy train just like Britney did 10 or so years ago. This is so ridiculous.

What? A hypocritical christian?? *gasp* Never has there been such a thing.

And am I the only person on this damn planet who thinks she is fugly? Dear gods

Wow, it's a 5 year gap in age. That's like completely not a big deal in anywhere but let's kill brown people America. Seriously, if she were 18 and he was 23, no one would be screaming foul. Now I'm not advocating breaking the law in your state, but be aware that some states would look at this measly 5 year age difference and not give a shit because it's really nothing.

When's the video coming out, goddammit!!! I want to see if she can deep throat!

Wow a genius gives birth to a lot of great ideas and some filthy perverted capitalist pigs drag it all into the gutter where a large part of the commom man's mind dwells. All for a profit.
Who are these people that are ruining our civilization and why do we let them live here?

Dear God.. Save this Bitch lol !

XOXO

who goes to church in a tank top?
A Duuuuuuchebag!!

evangelicals aren't supposed to wear a cross, only catholics do that. what a poser. Then again, you do what you got to do to if you want to spread those legs every day.

She has JBF hair

There are so many things wrong with this -- everyone's bed hair (including Billy Ray's, if you look in the same series of pix in the article titled "Miley Cyrus dating some 20 year old dude"), the skanky clothes, the age gap, the touchy-feely in church with or without parents present -- I just don't know where to begin.

Miley looks like she's headed straight past the church and right down Britney-Lindsay Boulevard.

What a slut

Miley's NOT ugly, she's just plain-looking. If she were actually ugly, I don't think Disney would have hired her for the role of Hannah Montana.

I have the feeling that she really is still a virgin and it's not just an act. But teenage hormones can get the better of anyone so who knows if she's going to stay committed to that until she's married.

But what do I know? I thought Britney Spears was telling the truth about being a virgin when she first started out being famous, too.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF: such a boyfriend is soo dated.
The sly stallone-age?
AMERICA NEVER GROWS UP, do they?
FAGGOTS don't mind at all.
It's his penis what counts.
GOOD NIGHT BOY'S!!

he looks like a douche.

Isn't Miley 16 or 15 right now dating a 20 year old? Nice I am posting on 69!

Yeah, because everyone who posts on the Fish has always been a perfect shining example for all the world to see.

You people are retarded.

Just because you don't know, means you're ignorant.

I hate Miley Cyrus.
Isn't it kind of illegal for her to be dating him?
15 year old + 20 year old?
Yeah, kind of ollegal.

I hate Miley Cyrus.
Isn't it kind of illegal for her to be dating him?
15 year old + 20 year old?
Yeah, kind of illegal.

Yeah shes a whore, and freaking annoying.
Anyone wanting to date her must be out of their head..
but he is freaking hot.
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he is a douche. i mean did you see the pics of partying. hes a big douchebag

he is a douche. i mean did you see the pics of partying. hes a big douchebag

What does the tattoo on his ring finger say? Bristol?