Sep 3 2008Michelle Hunziker in a two-piece swimsuit which accentuates her breasts and buttocks

yowza! First

NICE FISH

Like I said before, we would have world peace if everyone's wife looked like this and they didnt talk.

They'd be too exhausted from fucking her, and too carefree (from not having to listen to constant bitching) to give a shit about anything else other than eating and watching tv.

NICE ASS BUB

I wonder if she is a virgin? Dat ass looks awfully tight.

ohh damn id like to swipe my credit card between those cheeks! who is this ho again?

I can't even remember where I work right now

I've got better tits.

i'd let her shit on my cock

I'd fuck her ass so hard she's spray diarrhea all over the bed and then pass out face down in it.

Holly Molly!!!
I take back the Anne is fuckable...
Now THIS is what I call a PAILS!!!!!

HA!

Then Id lick it up!

I'd ram her until her pussy lips started ripping.

I'd stuff my cock so far down her throat she'd puke, and then I'd make her suck my puke-covered cock until gobs of ropey thick salt-snot semen started spurting into her mouth.

dont tell me those degenerates went back to do some work,,,or are they checking the "dicktioariyyyyyy"

geez...I can't believe she had a kid with one of the biggest clown-shoes ever...oh you know...when she was 19

How can it be that the posts on this site are so clever and funny and the comments are so stupid and ignorant? It's not a mystery why you disgusting jerks can't get laid IRL.

i'd eat her ass reverse pile driver style until the flow of my saliva eventually reversed her entire digestive system and she shit out her mouth

I'd squat over her and shit into her mouth, then rub shit all over her face, then urinate in her eyes.

who's the ugly guy with the red shorts??? he just doesn't fit in the picture!

Unlike you other sickos, I'm a normal hetero guy. I'd fuck her missionary style. While pulling her teeth out with pliers.

hahaha, very good #18, but i don't think she'd feel the love as much since there's no sexual gratification involved... that is, unless she somehow gets off on that

I'd rape her with a wire brush then rub salt into her torn-up pussy.

boy they sure know how to grow em in switzerland, danmark, some part of japan!!!

#14 yes, some of us actually have jobs.

#17 &18 you'd make a cute couple..

I'd do her doggiestyle while pushing her head into a clogged toilet.

yea some jobs

i got my penis caught in a dog's vagina? somebody help before my parent's get home,,,,will be hard to explain!!!

@2 for president!

fuck everybody on this website,, i love to suck wilderbeest dicks.

I'd lick her until she was right about to come and then suddenly bite down and rip out her clit by the roots.

I am an attention whore

Ill bet #27 is beef eater himself,,,and julia bella's hero!

30
wow! I didn't know a clit had roots!!!
I guess I'll have to take a closer look!

31
aren't you in bed yet?

nothing wrong with that

VOTE FOR ME!

I gave birth to a retard! My daughter's a slut! See, I'm qualified!

HEY YOU AGING WHITE MAN WITH THE SAGGING BALLS AND SHRIVELED PENIS AND DIRTY-OLD MAN FANTASIES (90% of republicans) -- VOTE FOR ME!

who is this gomer she is rubbing down?

@32 - i think 27 is YOU pretending to be someone that is pretending to be you, so that you have comments to respond to.

your clever commentary is just too much for me to handle. you win rough daddy.

bella? you cant make the distinction between me and my fans who plagiarize my name?

Funniest. Posts. Ever!

yeah beef eater keep believing that if it makes you sleep well!!!

I just thought that for once, you were being true to yourself!!!
I guess you're just not mature enough for this. Not mature enough for me to have a conversation with you either!
Ciao and please, when you commit suicide, don't leave a letter behind.

aww come on julia bella i was pinning away for you...lol she thinks shes a prize!

hey beef eater? its time for your exit too!

#35. Shame on you for making fun of that poor little child. I don't care how you vote. That is a horrible, miserable thing to say.

base on the fact your not contributing to anything on here or at work!!

I'd assfuck her with a broken bottle and then curb kick her

Yes yes, vote for me. I believe every blood clot has a right to life, screw the well being of the rape/incest victim carrying it.

to hell with Polar Bears, who needs em.

Instead of looking at alternative energy sources, lets stick to the oil thing. In about 10 years we may be able to use oil thats in Alaska, so for now, don't look for anything else to use for energy/fuel... even though the Alaska oil would also eventually run out and destroy the beautiful undisturbed land.

Hussein ( hehe see his middle name is like the dead evil dictator ) Obama's silly Harvard degree and 8 years in the state senate, 3 in the U.S Senate mean nothing. So what his degree from Columbia was in international relations.
I was a mayor of a city that ( at the time ) had a population smaller than many public high schools. I managed to take the debt free city of under 5000 people, and give it a debt of over 22 million dollars.

So what if I have 5 children, one a baby with Down's syndrome,another with a baby on the way. I will have plenty of time to really focus on making the best decisions for the country, and running it if 72 year old McCain falls ill.

I like guns and eating moose, and I look like Megan Mullally.

I am great.

"the aristocrats"!

I wonder if she would let me bury my nose between her bum cheeks...?

Really like the style of overalls you've got going on there Michelle, with the open sides to allow sun to continue to tan the harder spots on the body.

Randal

@19: hey, that's me man. And I do too fit in the picture - along with the lead singers for Live and the Bee Gees. We da man.

I'd cut her head off with a hack saw and fuck her throat over the period of 7 days. I would then fuck her asshole using the maggots as lube. Once her asshole is destroyed, I would slowly consume her corpse, turning her into shit that I would keep in jars above my TV. Once the shit breaks down into a soupy consistency, I would drink it and blow my head off with a shotgun.

Oh fish you're so funny. Don't listen to those who trash the bikini title, bikini is a beautiful word!

Who's this whore again?

Like it matters, suck me better, or I'll pour drano down your cunt.

If I could get away with it, I would definitely rape her.

I am certain that the really disgusting and violent and fecal posts are all one in the same person.... so #8,9,12,13, 17,18, 30..you are all clearly the same loser. A very sick, sad, pathetic, angry, demented man who in all likelihood is a virgin and who, when presented with an opportunity for sex, cannot maintain an erection or perhaps comes before his pants are unzipped.

Of course, you are furious with women, particularly attractive women, who remind you that you are an impotent sociopath...one who secretly dreams his nights away fantasizing about fucking his own mother.

Look retards. ABSTINENCE works 100% of the time. Up until the Mid 60's/Early 70's, ABSTINENCE was the only thing taught in schools. Then they started teaching sex-ed after the "sexual movment" guess what that lead to? Skyrocketing teen pregnancy.

If your douchebag math teacher is handing you condoms in school your going to hinkk, holy shit I should be using these.

Think about it. If your wife says you, "honey here are some condoms for you. I know you are going on a week long trip without me. I don't want you to use them. I just want you to have them." WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MESSAGE IS THAT!

Abstinence works. Better yet, take any sex education out of school sall together! Schools are supposed to teach the skills needed to suceed as an intellectual in life. They have no business mucking around with the morality of children. That is the parents job.

Fucking liberal assholes. You wont be happy until the government hooks you up to a mchine and lives your life for you like the fucking matrix. LESS GOV'T!

This is one sweet looking woman. And there are a bunch of idiots making stupid posts on here. I agree with #56.

hey Deacon Jones, what about a wife looking like that and with whom you could drink some beers and comments the Olympics? (in fact, it would be too much like fucking your best buddy, wouldn't it?)

"the really disgusting and violent and fecal posts"

funniest phrase i've ever read here

Wait. Hang on. I thought she died at the start of Lethal Weapon 1? Or was that her sister. I'm lost.

yeh, I always forget not to eat or drink when going to this site...someones always talking shit...literally. Blech. Nothing like slurping on a Frappachino while you read all that rambling "crap". Anyways, I'm half Swiss myself, so this swiss miss makes me proud 'cus she looks good!

I'd love to wipe my ass all over her face. Take that, "Freud".

After reading some of the sociopathically violent/misogynistic comments on this post, I am the most horrified I've been in a long time. I read rotten.com on a regular basis, I've spent quite a lot of time at ogrish, and aside from that I've seen my share of shit -- I'm no stranger to the dark side of humanity...

But I honestly want to nail my doors and windows shut and not come out of my house for at least a week after reading post #52. What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you even human? Whoever/whatever the fuck you are, I hope you stay FAR FUCKING AWAY from me and everyone I care about, because God knows if I had any way to identify you and you came anywhere near me I wouldn't think twice about blowing your head off with a 12 gauge. People like you should be put down like the rabid fucking animals you are.

Randal is the gay J. Peterman.

Due to the fact that this site has been on a downward cycle for months now, this is my last post and visit to this site. Enough with the political comments in every single commentary. Just as Hollywood actors should keep their ignorant cake holes shut re: politics, so should the writers on this site. Unless one of you writers has a PhD in Political Science, please just STOP. I actually cannot stomach reading the so not funny commentary any longer. The state of the intelligence of the youth (assuming the writers are somewhat youthful or otherwise they would have a real job) of this country is disheartening. If I could sum up the material produced by this site's writers it would be: ignorant, liberal, close-minded, elitist, not-so-clever, and lacking in any substance and/or humor. Goodbye forever superficial. You've lost many a faithful viewers with your silly commentary.

LOL you douches got trolled.

OMG
so she is with her co-star from Love bugs!

aaa fabiiiooooo

#52 is in fact Bret Easton Ellis researching his writing of American Psycho...

so sad, this used to be a place to get away from it all.

I would fall asleep immediately after my own selfish pleasure and then force her to remain prone in the wet spot.

No one else caught the two-piece reference by Fish? He obviously listens to his flock. This was a 5-Star post btw - and reason enough for me to vote this best celeb-site on the planet... at least until the next Matthew McConaughey post.

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EEEEEUUUUUU!!!!! SHES UGLY!!!!

I would definitely jump out from behind a bush, tackle her, rip her panties off, and bang her while she struggled.

And my bet is she'll *LIKE* it.

you can't fuck a woman with an arm tattoo like that nicely. shit in her mouth.

Hot! Now your next task is to get to work and find some REAL bikini pictures of Sarah Palin. They've gotta be out there somewhere.

I could swear I got a little of this last week when I was visting my parentals in Tucson.

Tucson, Arizona! Eegees and dimshits who believe you when you say you'll "keep in touch"!

PERFECTION!

suck she ruined her arm with that gayass tattoo.

THIS BLOG SUCKS NOW.

Holy saints. This is a body that will haunt my dreams...dreams of pleasure, that is. Perfect in every way.

Palin's a douchebag nut. And not even a real "Summer's Eve" douchebag. She's a generic one. From a Rite Aid in a really trashed-out violent part of town.

No seriously. I read it on www.palindouche.com

it's not funny or cool to talk about raping a woman, whether you're serious or not.
people (men) sicken me.

#18, thats funny, your mom likes that same thing.

She definitely fuckable.

She needs to be thrown in the back of my van and taken to an undisclosed location for several days.

As a practitioner of arcane love tactics, first I would ram the largest snake into my penis managable and allow it to rot there as a side hole would be bored for urinating. Then I would take her deep into a primevil forest and allow my hounds to tear her to shreds one bite at a time, luxuriating in her screams and talking sweetly to her as a lover does to another. I would make them stop as she was mangled. Then I would carry her lovingly to the lake and lay her down by the shore and leave her there for the morn. Then would come the vultures. I would revive her and tell her that I loved her nonetheless for her agonies. I would kiss her and her torn flesh nibblings and suckling and savoring. She would moan and I would moan and the winged ones would glide above the early morning sky like demons deep in the black heart of the Earth. Deep within the fire and stone. Down into the abyss where fear is plutonic and closer to diamond like the sparkling of her dying eyes. My love.
I would take her cold hand and tell her again as she inaudibly cried for surcease that love is incomprehensible and do not fear my darling. And then oh then before the hungy eyes of the gliding wings above my throbbing head then oh but then and only then would I walk away and permit the sky to have it's part. The craven of feather land and have their fill but before she fades into shadow and blood I impale her shredded living corpse with my skeletal snake until I burst my desire as the moments lend their futile fleeting nexus to eternity.
My love.

out of this world

thnx for the pics

OH. MY. God... 87 just trumped everything ever been said in these threads.

#56, i'm not the same person as anyone else on here, and i guarantee if you ever come came across me you'd find me so charming you'd agree to wear diapers everywhere you went for the rest of your life just so you wouldn't lose me.

disregard that last post, i was assuming #56 is a chick, which, after reading the name, appears highly unlikely...
but for real, i've only been posting on this site since monday and haven't once used an alternate name.

Republicunt douche.

SHE' S FUCKABLE , LICKABLE , DOABLE AND SUCKABLE !!!

All in One Package with extra stout !

not bad by any means

XOXO

I generally like this site but when I read some of the EXTREMELY fucked up comments (like #52) it puts me off. What the hell is wrong with some of you people??!

I think that's -- yeah, that's the greatest ass I've ever seen.

Ugh...yeah...52 needs help

I miss ts and fishstick. :(

Lots of sick and VERY lonely guys on this blog.

What a sick bunch of tards most of you are. You are obviously redneck yankee boys, and you wouldn't last five minutes in Blighty coming out with shit like that (No. 52, i'm lookin at you!!) We'd rip you sick cunts a new hole and send you back to the good ole U.S onboard the pedo/impotent/redneck piece of shit bus.

Oh, yeah, this is one hot chick, nice one Fish. Keep up the good work (If you can call it work!!).....

what's the matter with some of you,men?!?!?all this sxxt about beating/ raping women is not funny at all

comments that are offensive are OK as long as they're clever, about SEX and not about psychopathic shit which is a total turn off. Obviously written by 15 year old virgins.

She makes me hot. And I am a straight girl

I've never read of a more disturbing and mentally ill buch of internet creeps...some of the comments that are written on this site should qualify them to go to a psychiatric ward.

Hey you with the bad teeth and the internet bravery. C'mon down south boy with that retarded homosexual accent and see what we got for you fag. Englishman are pussys. Can't take sick humor? Why are you here and why do you read it? Can't take a sick sick joke, eh?

She appears to be very happy she is slim in AMERICA.
I would say: COME TO EUROPEAN BEACHES AND BE SURPRISED!!

Holy fuck she's hot!!!!!!! I can't stop staring at her ass!!!! My anteater is at full attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calm down you idiots. Trolls say provocative things to get a reaction out of you. You are all suckers. Also, this chick has an amazing body.

She's definitely nice rape bait.

I thought she was Italian????!!!!!

this site is full of men who hate women, the only way they relate to women is in in a perverted and hatefil/violent demeaning way.
get a fucking shrink you fucking freaks, white men in north america have fucking issues.

#55, 52, 54 a shining example of why the world is so fucked up. ps, your going to hell you hateful degenerate.

coming from someone with a vagina & who weights under 120 lbs (at 5'7'') i must say everyone who is offended at the foolish sexually degrading comments made by the posters on this website should get a sense of humor. or go read a newspaper or something that won't offend you and your sensitive little pussies. if it bothers you so much, then stop reading it. the more you bitch about how it offends you, the more people will respond with equally (or more) hilariously crude ways to fuck this bitch.

Thanx 110. How could anyone take any of this seriouly? Poe and King write filth and somehow it's art (well Poe is an obvious genius, not so King) and everyone reads it and talk about how sick it is.
Get lives and don't read what you don't like.

To an intelligent woman: WOW 120 at 5'7"...you are a lil too chunky to be proud! Fat-o-rama. Loose some weight and take an english grammar class....or start with a 2nd grad spelling class. Furthermore, if you really want us to know how fit you are then post your BMI.

You know lover one of those fantasies above could just as easily involve you, princess.

To #113: ooooh that sounds spooky?

coccodèèèèèèèèè

@#110: If reading comments like #52 doesn't truly disturb you (ESPECIALLY if you're female), congratulations -- you are a cyborg.

SHE IS ITALIAN YOU GENIUS

@ 117: was this comment for me?

#117 she is swiss-dutch, you moron

No kidding, 110, you are spot on. The crudeness is hilarious. It's a joke, folks. The contest is to take it the farthest.

87, I was with you at first, but you got too Lovecraftian. We're judging on pure crudeness here.

So far, 52 wins hands down. His wrong-headed politics aside.

And I agree so much with #56. Luscious Freud

i wwant to hit that so hard...

Holy crap, I think I just cummed in my pants?
Cummed? Came? I dunno.

Man I would maul that

agree with #110 and #111. Everybody read "American Psycho" and loved it. These are words people, WORDS.

@#125: At least we knew American Psycho was fiction.

The fuckers on this site, though -- who knows? These words refer to specific actions. I happen to think that if you can even THINK "I'd cut her head off with a hack saw and fuck her throat over the period of 7 days," if that shit even OCCURS to you to put into words, you should have your motherfucking head examined. Guess that's just me.

First of all, why are we talking politics? Most of you certainly do not work so you are all for Obama increasing taxes so the rest of the working world will take care of your lazy asses. I am for keeping my hard earned money thank you very much and I would like to tell the rest of you to get an f-ing job! Secondly, the oober liberal press has you all swindled into thinking Obama is the best thing since sliced bread. I can only hope that you bunch of worthless people educate yourself or else DON'T VOTE.

As for the rest of you crazy disgusting individuals talking about Michelle the way you do - she could give two rats asses what you think of her I am sure, and none of you will be close enough to a beautiful woman for it to ever matter what you would do to her.

ok #126, if you're gonna be such a pussy about it, uhh...
i'd "make love" to her in a dumpster and make her call me Oscar the Grouch... that better, ya fuckin dork?

Dear HuckDucky: These commentators are so funny, right? So funny that, in fact, I think I may stop watching comedies. Wouldn't these comments be so funny in movies and during stand up routines? Um, no.

Let me first clarify, I take no offense to what these inbreeds say because clearly they are, er, slow. This is just my opinion here, but I don't think that someone saying they're going to rape someone up the ass with a broken bottle would get many laughs with the general public. Maybe the general public would be curious if it's on Dateline but not Comedy Central.

Taking up for talking tampons and telling people to take a joke is whatever but calling these comments "hilarious"? Come on? If you're creative enough to come up with a name like "HuckyDucky" then you should be smart enough to know the difference in lame and funny. All the inbreeds are using the same format and just inserting different nouns, etc. "I'd cut her head off with a hack saw and fuck her throat over the period of 7 days,...." Ok, going out on a limb here but, not funny, not catchy, it doesn't even make sense enough to be included in a fetish/horror film.

If someone walked into a production company studio and said I have this great line for, um, let's use "Harold and Kumar" and it goes "I'd cut her head off with a hack saw and fuck her throat over the period of 7 days,...." then they would be told to take some 101 classes at the American Comedy Institute.

By the way, it's awkward that you end almost 100% of your sentences with prepositions.

If I were a straight guy, I would do her the tenacious D way...

"This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard"

I'll start posting like Master Yoda to get rid of those nasty prepositions.

"Judging here on pure crudeness we are."

But point taken.

But point taken.

@127- Spoken like a true narrow minded, unchanging no matter what, Republican. You should try educating yourself about the issues and about how our government is spending our tax dollars! Shall we discuss how much the war in Iraq is costing and has cost, or possibly about the 1 BILLION we just gave to Georgia?

Let me know when you become educated before you start spewing filth from your mouth.

OH MY god i have never laughed so hard in my entire life. 87, you're my hero.

#129, you pretty much made the "filthy" posters' point for them... yea, you're right, all it really is, is plugging in different nouns to come up with the most offensive and disgusting things possible, but you and plenty of other pussies on this site are tryin to psychoanalyze it from every angle instead of just taking it at face value...
remember in 2nd grade when we were doing ad-libs in math class? think of it as that, only with a much more mature awareness of the socially absurd...
WHORE.

* correction, i think they were called "MAd-libs" my bad

Thanx Annie! For getting the joke! I still love #52 for purity of essence. That was an inspiration for me. It actually freaked me out! I guess not all of us guys can be trusted on first dates, eh???!!!!!!! Muah ahhhh haaaa haaaaaaaaaaa!

Satan: I'm not sure what "it" you are referring to when you say "psychoanalyze it". I'm going to assume you mean the commentators. If I wanted to psychoanalyze all the boring, lack luster commentators on this site then I would try to counsel them by getting them to talk about their experiences, dreams, childhoods, etc. Before you try to seem witty why don't you look up the definitions to all of those big words you are using.

Ahem, furthermore, taking something at "face value" means taking what others say as being sincere rather than as a joke. Really, you want what these mind-numbing commentators are saying to be taken as "sincere"? I thought your whole point was that you wanted it to be took as a funny joke?

As far as you calling me a pussy goes. Er, I'm not sure I really get that. You think I'm being weak? Or timid? Maybe you should look that one up too.

As far as you calling me a whore goes. Er, again, I'm not sure I really get that. I don't know whatever gave you the idea that I'm a man or woman that engages in sexual acts for money. Again, consult Webster.

But I must say, WOW, calling me a whore and a pussy. I could NEVER come up with those two!

Yes, they were called "Mad Libs". Two words, no hyphen. The difference is they were a riot, smartly written, and amusing.

HuckyDucky: "Master Yoda" . What a hoot. You're funny. Not dull. At least you seem to be intelligent.

@#52...Please come and see me on my TV show. I think you need some serious physiological help...plus it will boost my ratings!

Thanks,

Dr. Phil

God, I Hate Randal.
This ho looks good, but then again any slut can look good in a bathing suit two sizes to small, granted she has to have a boomin body.

ahem, i mean face value as, take the comments for what they sincerely are, which are nothing more than WORDS typed on a website to get a rise out of people and possibly a laugh out of others.
ahem, by psychoanalyze, i'm referring to what people are doing by saying, "oh if those things even come into your head you should see a shrink". i don't know if you are one of the people who made a comment like that, and frankly i don't care.
ahem, i'm callin you a pussy cuz you felt the need to write a goddamn essay to HuckDucky under the guise of "what he said wasn't funny" (i'm paraphrasing)... last time i checked, i don't write 5 paragraphs explaining why i didn't think something wasn't funny, i simply refrain form laughing and move on. his comments obviously struck a nerve with you that went beyond just lacking comedic value, and for that i think you're a pussy.

beauty,

Everywhere flattery will get you. Come up with HuckyDucky I did not. Thanks for the kind words. People pull me on like an old boot here all the time when they say something nice to me. Like Ted from LA, for example.

It's how my little girl said "Humpty Dumpty" up until recently. She just turned 3.

Now I want to see all you nice kids get along.

Randal,

Notice it's only the n00bs on this board that insult you.

hey #110 YOUR A FAT BITCH, I BET YOU HAVE A JIGGLY ASS AND A PAIR OF TITS THAT LOOK LIKE YOU BREAST FED SOME GORILLAS IN THE MIST, YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE RETARD.....PS, YOUR POST SHOWED ME THAT YOUR THE TYPE OF FEMALE ENVIOUS OF OTHER WOMEN....A REAL CLASSY BITCH YOU ARE, ID BRING YOU HOME FROM HAPPY HOUR AND LOCK YOU IN MY CLOSET AND SPIT ON YOUR FAT ASS, HAHAHA

I wonder how many pink states we could create? (we aren't talking about Frist's yeast infection here guys)

#110, big difference between a sense of humor and mental disturbance. Some some of you sick, attenion-whorish freaks need to be locked up. The fact some you think its "funny" just proves how fucked up in the head you are.

ATTENTION TO 'THE SUPERFICIAL'

PLS SHUT THS THING DOWN ALREADY!

@ 119: Really???

she's allready a mother!

find the difference:

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@#112.. beauty.. whatevs.

i said less than 120 (i've weight 116 for the past 3 years.). and 5'7'' is kind of tall. and if i wanted a bunch of pervy guys looking at my pictures online, id get a shitty arm band tattoo, dye my hair blonde, have sex with Eros Ramazzotti & have his child, buy a red bakini & walk around on the beach with it on. i was rather making a personal observation that most women who bitch and moan about how men are "such pigs" and so childish for joking about fucking her neck post-decapitation, they should also realize that some people are disgusted with the fact that they are overweight, boring in bed, and probably procreating and tainting this planet with their boring, overweight spawn. thus infesting this planet with fat PTA soccer moms who don't wear enough makeup and stop educating themselves on how to eat properly once they've successfully wrung in some schlupy, balding asshat who has a decent job with inclusive health-care and a good retirement fund who's mother is probably not too far of a cry in the attitude department from the woman who tricked him into getting married & ruining his life.

beauty. you just want someone to pay attention to you because you have tits. you're probably one of those women who sits at home crying because no one wants to sleep with a cold, frigid haggarty wanna-be feminist bitch.

lighten up. that's all i was trying to say.

I love her, she always looks so good. I would to be her stylist. Kisses

152, will you marry me? I'm 24 and about to inherit a lot of money, and I don't mind if you want to bring other women into bed.

FAT UGLY HOE

so jealous.

when i said bakini.. i meant bikini.

and yeah, i'd love to marry you satan, as long as there's no prenup, and you have a nice life insurance policy where i am the only beneficiary.

and no anal.

oh and my bmi is 18.2. im underweight. it's because fucking burns calories. especially my kind of fucking.

http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/

no anal? you better have a nice rack then and give a good blumpkin.

if you guys click the below link or my id, i'm gonna share those

http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=27136a3d06d8ee5d9655fe503a82acaf

I've got 3 more pix so far, if you guys wanna see it, email me.
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she has cellulite and stocky legs. where are her ankles, mate?

Damn she is so UGLY!!!

(so frekn jelious):

Please Matt, just keep making good movies. You are an idiot! But a good actor.

Obama is an Oreo...and no cookie can be my President.

Obama is an Oreo...and no cookie can be my President.

Wtf is Maynard doing hanging out with Hunziker?

Ya know something i think if she was the last women on earth somebody would every guy would fuck her the same as now that she is a part of millions of women. But lol the point i'm getting 2 is. Who wants every kind of Clam Chowder thats been sitting in the pot for 10+ years. Certainly not me. I'll pass and date a fat virgin. Less feelings More Quantity.

hehe I've got a bikini just like that! bought it from Miss Sixty

Lucky bitch! She's one of very few celebs that I would believe to have that body naturally. Hard to hate on someone with lucky genes,and alot of money!