Sep 17 2008Megan Fox attends things

The tattoos really cheapen her.

Don't like the tatoos but I would still eat the nuts out of her shit.

Surlywench, I agreee. Some tat's are not too bad, but these make her look cheap.

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.

I'll take hot and cheap over frigid and expensive any day!

How can you say the others were photshopped? The tats are an exact match. She's just one of those chicks who likes to cake on the makeup...unfortunately.

#3 - Her jewlery makes her look cheap.....the tats make her look easy.

Damnit I need to soil her.

It's too bad because she's a beautiful woman who, without the tats, could have marketed herself as a "classic beauty" in Hollywood...but instead comes across as the brunette reject from Hugh Hef's collection.

You can see a faint bruise on her arm in the 9th picture. Looks sorta like a thumb print bruise you might get if somebody was grabbing your arm while plowing you from behind. My girlfriend has that type of bruise all the time.

I need to give her a nice pearl necklace followed by a nice fudge packing.

Ya, I'm kinda thinkin she's not as hot as she thinks she is. Attitude will only get you so far...

Since when is she married? That's a pretty hefty wedding band/engagement ring for somebody who just got rid of a fiancee not too long ago.

I'd let my dog rape her....
Nothing special about her. Just another dirty talent-less "HOE" in "HOE-llywood"
Fuck this fame hungry skank. I wonder why she never takes her pimp BAG out to premieres with her... Hmm, might she be afraid he might use the pimp-hand of justice against her "HOE' antics?

Fucking HAWT.......

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#4 - that was actually the funniest thing i've read all week.

She has pretty eyes, and a nice body, and thats about it. The tatts, the collegen injected lips, the look on her face like she is the hottest chick anyone has ever seen.... please... give me Charlize Theron, or Kate Hudson, or Diane Kruger, Cindy Crawford, anyone except this attention craving Anjelina Jolie wanna be... she can't even act!

*Cue jealous women and gay men commenting on her tattoos and jewelry*

Oh, wait, that was a late cue. Damn!

Your crazy Lola, she has been the hottest piece of ass since she popped on the scene. I would pop that pussy like a 5th grader in R Kelly's bedroom.

I just checked in to see whether anyone mentioned the knees. Dudes, what's with the knees?

A hoe is a gardening tool...

That's as far as my opinion goes.

FAT ARMS!

well, not "fat"... but definitely too big for the rest of her body. makes me wonder if she got lipo on her thighs or stomach.

Alex, I doubt anyone is jealous, just tired of looking at women that think their poop smells like roses cuz they are the hottest piece of ass to walk to the earth. I love seeing beautiful women that are also humble, and know they are a dime a dozen, so they also portray a... wait for it... ahem.... PERSONALITY. Being sexy is easy, but being beautiful is a much harder thing to be.

and her face looks all bloated now...

Gee golly wow. Alex sure is on top of his game today. Brilliant Alex! Brilliant.

*cue Alex not picking up on the sarcasm*

Well, she is fuckable. I find her as hot as my 4th grade Math teacher. I was constantly erect in class....the carpet by the concrete makes me think it was a movie Premiere in Wpg. Manitoba....or Altona.....

Is she still getting tapped by the Austin David Green 91846 dude?

@ #19
To each it's own ya know? I stated my opinion... Everyone else is entitled to their own also.
I just don't see anything special about her. She has looks... Way to go. Lets see in a couple of years when she's a little older, if she'll be openly discussing grabbing her old ass boyfriends dick in public and being a carpet muncher when she was a teenager. This day and age, HOES come in packs. Look at every corner or Hollywood, there's a HOE there. And she's just one of them.
I can't stand that whore Angie Holie in no way, but shit look at her. She went from being some big-lipped freak, who's proud to be sucking off Billy Bob in a car and wearing around his HIV infected bllod around her neck, to a Goodwill Ambassador and at least a caring, compassionate, respectful woman and mother.
So if this dirty bitch wants to carry on being the HOE she is, more power to her. She'll never be nothing more than another HOE on the cover of magazines and a D-list no talent actress who can only offer "looking good" to any role she gets

****Best chick on planet*****

http://theoldarcade.blogspot.com/2008/09/megan-fox-is-hottest-girl-on-planet-oh.html

God I want to fuck her.

She's a very beautiful and sexy meth-addicted hooker.

She tries so hard to be interesting and edgy and just comes across as tiresome and boring. We've been here before, right? Also, not a very natural beauty. She probably looks like hell without make-up and I'm sure that is extra fun when you are listening to her ramble on about how awesome she is.
As for hottest girl in the world comments... Seriously, you think she's even playing in the same league as Marissa Miller?

I kinda agree with Lola.

But somebody tell me what to eat for lunch. I'm thinking motor oil..

I'd turn her into a twinkie by pumping her full of chunky cock cream.

Also, check out pic 8, the one with her head tilted back, Is that an adam's apple?

Kinda trashy...doesn't do a whole lot for me. I am a fan of tats and I do like hers..maybe just not on her?

El puta queres mucho attencion

Please Please Please...I'm so horny

She looks like hot trailer park trash

My blowup doll has no tattoos and is very young and innocent looking.

#38 said it best. There are sooo many gorgeous women out there, and many of them actually care more about being funny, or smart, or ACTING than just being sexy. This chick gets her lips plumped, and tries waaaay tooo hard to be sexy, and the sad thing is, many men just eat it up. Fish, show us some sexy shots of an ACTRESS (good job on Mila Kunis, she's hot!) with more to offer than just good looks. Thanks!

Not motor oil FRIST!!! Vodka maybe?? And does this chick and Miley Cyrus look alike?? Or am I just high??

Yes #16. Couldn't agree more. Nice work McKracken.

Is she wearing white gloves in the first picture, or did she just forget to get those sprayed in the tanning parlor.

Lola and #12, are right on the money. A short strapless black dress on a real bombshell would make jaws drop, but she's not really a jaw dropper. It's not just the tats it's a overall hot-mehness. She's hotish but very meh and she clearly has a big ego, confidence is one thing but vanity and ego really ruin it. The makeup is caked, the necklace is gross and the dress doesn't fit her properly it should fit like a glove and look barely leagal but it just doesn't. She just looks cheap and dirty, closeup face pics show that she has hiedi Montag skin, google and you'll find them and her chest is so weird and old lady looking, she has small implants and they've aged her chest skin badly.

She could have been so much hotter but she kills it and the nose has been so jobbed that it's pointy and whitchy.

I just think Hollywood women are trash and I've met and seen so many gorgeous girls in my life that far surpass the fakes. Why does everyone act like the only hot girls are models and actresses in my experience the really really hot girls are far too intelligent and respect themselves too much to be part of the sick seedy fame world. I know several girls who could stand next to this girl and basically make her disappear.

She has that skeevy inbred look, me thinks her mother knew her cousin a little too well.

I'd let her pee on me.

My blowup doll always looks classy and elegant.

Ok, I will get the vodka and brandy, for my lunch, and the motor oil for my car.

THE FREAKING CHECK OIL LIGHT IS ON!!!!!

Hey, Megan Fox...wanna help me put oil in my car??

Ugh. She's a skinny-fat chick. Get some muscle tone and then get some more pictures taken. Although I do like the "i've just been fucked" facial expression she has in every photo. Much better than the Montage-whore's "Insert Penis here" facial expression.

she has the neck of a 35 year old woman. i don't believe that she is 22 yrs old. i think she and her "people" are lying about her age to the public.

this chick is near perfection, tattoos and all. imagine seeing her in real life. i know i'd be staring. sure, maybe she's a little leathery. but a month away from the spray tan should cure that.

hahahaha...she's fucking ridiculously hot (other than the tats)...what do you guys want? i love this site and these boards cause he could throw the hottest girl to ever live up here in the sexiest bikini ever made and she would get DESTROYED for having split end hair or something...hahaha...love it.

5. Tom Leykis - September 17, 2008 1:24 PM

I'll take hot and cheap over frigid and expensive any day!

Are you talkinb about my wife?

5. Tom Leykis - September 17, 2008 1:24 PM

I'll take hot and cheap over frigid and expensive any day!

Are you talkin about my wife?

Why is she wearing a wedding ring?

Can someone please tell me how McCauley fucking Culkin can be hitting that and I'm still jerkin' it to Transformers? What the hell is the world coming to?

Why do hot chicks get STUPID fucking tats. Especially on their forearms.

Finest. Chick. Ever.

She just has a certain look about her that radiates when she has water dripping from her chin. I thought her story about the stripper was as touching as anything I've ever read. It is a shame about the street hooker tats, but still, a lovely girl.

A nice piece of Yankee-doodle arse.

trashy tattoos on an angelina jolie wannabee, beautiful but not interesting or original. Love her necklace though.

I don't believe that she's only 22 years old... she looks too washed up and used to be that young. Imagine what she's going to look like at 32 - yikes!

Dammit! Note to my publicist:

I said make up a story that made me sound sexy, not like some dumbfuck asshole! Russian stripper? Nikita? GEEZ did you stay up late on the internet watching russian porn or something! Fix this QUICK!

she's engaged to that 90210 cunt Brain austin Greengo

Is this 2008 or 1909? Why is everybody so uptight about tats on girls? Trashy? wtf! Sorry, but i'd rather see Megan's Marilyn Monroe tribute and literary quotes than butterflies or tribal art or flowers or other played out shit. I think Megan's tats look clean and they are well placed. I'm tired of the sexist bullcrap that women can't pull off multiple tats. Megan's tats seem well thought out as opposed to getting something unoriginal like a rose on her lower back or something. I think she is gorgeous and those pictures of her promoting lipstick where she is wearing practically no makeup and you can see her cute freckles prove it! I can't be the only one who thinks she always looks amazing on the red carpet and i love the fact in her off time she's a jeans and t-shirt wearing girl!

she's hot but tatts on woman are gross.tattoos are for retards and sailors not hot broads.

she's hot but tatts on woman are gross.tattoos are for retards and sailors not hot broads.

Daddy issues. 'nuff said.

good trend, more Megan Fox, less Palin.

Being attractive is subjective. Therefore if people think you are attractive, then you are attractive.

And if a girl has more people thinking she's attractive than other girls do (such as jumping from out of nowhere to #1 on MAXIM's poll) then she has to be considered very attractive.

as a girl- i think this girl is the hottest girl i have ever seen- all the negative comments are incredibly rediculous.

it's ridiculous when people spell ridiculous 'rediculous.'

and she looks like a dude.

#4....I almost died laughing!!!! Thank you!!!

she is hot & could be beautiful actually. she reminds me of Jennifer Connelly but with alot less talent and probably a much lower IQ etc etc. She obviously has a nasty attitude but since when does that make a person physically ugly? She is GORGEOUS

http://www.exposay.com/megan-fox-11th-annual-rock-the-vote-awards---arrivals/p/8308/0/?j=57853
Before surgery, she was not very cute...

She was beautiful and had full lips years ago. Back in 2004 with not that much makeup on!!!! http://www.meganfoxdaily.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=5

are her lips real????? please tell me lol.
also, are her boobs real????

are her lips real????? please tell me lol.
also, are her boobs real????

I HATE HER THUMBS!!!

#31 said it best.

Her tan is awful. She'd look a million times better if she were pale.

The nailbeds on her thumbs are freeeaaaky!

just not that hot. sorry. if she were hotter, she wouldn't cake on the makeup like a theater extra.

/trying too hard to be hot

I think your "MENTAL CASE" must be pretty healthy to deal with this woman, folks!!

Nobody wants to deal with her...they just want to bang her cross-eyed!!! I'd punch my mom in the face with brass knuckles just to give this hawt little bitch the dirties 35 seconds of her life....SPURT!!...then off to bed. SCORE!!

Christ, put some clothes on...

amazing. she is amazing. so hot. i'm pretty straight, but i would absolutely love to make megan the exception to that rule.

I read each comment, waiting to see if anyone noticed her mutant-scary thumbs. I am always shocked at an attractive woman who has freak hands and ruins it all. How did everyone pick apart her arms, legs, knees, stomach, nose and mention something about the thirty-four pounds of jewelry she is wearing and not see these awful hands??

#4 - you are the man

Seriously that’s awesome that they went to the premier together, she is awesome and he has been my favorite since even stevens haha…. They both are amazing and super cute… and people really need to quit saying the tattoos “cheapen” her…I think that is what seperates her from the other chicks in Hollywood because she isn’t afraid to be herself… plus marilyn Monroe was amazing!!! I am off of my soapbox now!!!

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For the person who wrote about her thumbs: she doesn't have bad looking hands. Her thumbs may look a little different (look up 'clubbed thumbs'). It's nothing more than a genetic thing, and many people have it as well. There's no reason to put her down like that for it, honestly. No one is perfect.

tattoos or not, trashy or not, this Megan is fuckinsmokin hotttt!

to #2 - why stop at the nuts? hell, i'd just eat her shit! yeah..i'd let her sit on my face and use my mouth as a toilet. then after squeezin out a big log of her shit into my mouth, she could go have wild-hot sex with that tool she's dating/married to. whateva.

she's THAT hot!!!!!!!!