Sep 5 2008Lingerie Football League: The Celebrities of Tomorrow - And My Pants

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boy how interesting is this sh!t

get some pics of the other members

awww man. I bet feminists the nation over have blood boiling out of their eyes right now. Congrats on all your progress, carpet munchers.

"Only a Carpathian would choose to come back to life NOW in New York city!"

no I checked they're all butch.

what is wrong with you people? do you want to look at pictures of models who look like nude twelve year old boys or sexy women with curves?!?!

gorgeous face and hair on #7, but have the belly of a linebacker! shouldve pose with a rear shot instead! this "Lingerie Bowl" is such a tease!

Meh. There was a drought of celeb bikini pictures all along, because the girls in bikinis weren't celebs. This is no better or worse than the random non-famous super-softcore stuff that's been on here for months.

Still, I bet there are plenty of Republican guys who get super horny for this stuff. Football and tits is almost as great as reactionary politics ('COMMIE!") and tits.

In fairness, though, the Palin women obviously put out like total sluts, so it's not unreasonable to get horny over them because even ordinary Joes clearly have a shot. Getting all the chromosomes lined up and counted properly...well, now that's a different issue, isn't it.

It looks more like a manequin football league. Must fuck the manequin...

@5 - Nice G'Busters reference, Deacon. Seemingly irrelevant, but nice.

That chick in Pic #6 is running the same way as the girls in college did when they woke up nude in my bed in the morning

@11 Thanks!

Alright folks, going to happy hour, I'll slam a shot for you as I'm fumbling for my car keys to leave the bar tonight!

Oh hell yeah.....

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Falopian Football. Can't stop licking the screen. Snozzlberries?

Fish you must be a white KKK Republican. That seems very sexist and I don't see any Afro-Americans in those pictures. In fact, Afro-Americans are underrepresented on your website. God damn The Superficial.

This site is just like those books at the Wasilla public library! The Superficial must be banned! With this type of content, teenagers will have their heads filled with sexual thoughts WITHOUT PARENTAL SUPERVISION and will be at risk to act them out and get pregnant.

It's all your fault, Superficial! Not mine, do you hear me?! Your fault! You...you...you...LIBERALS!

("Ok, sweetie, time to take care of the baby again...I don't care if you want some free time, it's important for mommy to spend lots of time at work, you know that - I'm a barracuda!!! Anyhow, think of it this way, if something bad happens when you give birth, you'll already know how to take care of a tardbaby. Now shut up and take care of my kids.")

Id like to play hide the salami with #8.

#16 obammy - look at the girl running in the last pic, her lips are so big, she might be half black.

Whats the name of her other breast?

What a perfect creature. I don't see the sense of them beautiful models playing football, though.

#1 is a faerie

wow thanks for the Sarah Palin-lap-dancing image
it's a real treat

#22 is a bigot

#22 I disagree, he sounds more ladyboyish to me actually

Sarah Palin is ONLY good for a lap dance. Leader of the free world? Not a chance. Men still dominate the power positions throughout the U.S., with a few exceptions that mostly serve to counter the shrill complaining. Men are also far more involved in politics. There's no way we're giving up the stranglehold, and there's no way we'd have to: most ordinary Joe voters won't vote for a woman over a man, not as their boss and certainly not as their President. The love-fest for Palin would end instantly if McCain dropped dead tonight.

I always thought you'd have to be the biggest freaking loser on the planet to waste money ordering this on pay per view. And the thought of that fugly hag Sarah Failin doing a lap dance on anything short of an angry, rabid polar bear makes me vomit.

The best thing about this football league is the cheerleaders.
In order to even try out, you have to be a man, over 40, and at least 250 lbs.

Because bruised up chicks are totally sexy.

WOWWWW is she airbrushed! Look at the left leg and around the hair.

I'm not a feminist but I'd never do anything this lame or pathetic to get 5 minutes of fame. I'd hate to bruise up my sexy body for such a lame sport. "Ooh, let's play football in lingerie so men can get off..." No thanks! I'd rather rock climb or run a marathon. A real man is going to be turned on by my strength and courage. I didn't get this body by pillow-fighting. Wake up bitches!! You're a tool and you make the rest of us look like the stupid, empty-headed, eager-to-please, blow-up dolls.

this concept doesn't turn me on at all... seriously, these girls look like goddamn idiots in their "pads" and helmets.

on the other hand, if they celebrated all their touchdowns by using double-edged dildos on eachother, i'd jump right on board with it.

seriously, look at the chick in the last picture... NOT SEXY.
i would jump down from the stands and sprint across the field with a crowbar raised high in the air and just RAP her one at a 90-degree angle to her knee while still running full speed. maybe that would get my message across. women wearing helmets is not sexy.

As much as it troubles me not to endorse women in lingerie under any circumstances, I must admit this ploy is stoopid. Some aspects of marketing do not require ingenuity. Just fill an enclosure with mud and let the skanks do what they do naturally.

that's right: SHOW OF THAT BELLY!!

Ted from LA is going bye-bye. To my two fans, so long. If you're ever in the midwest, call me. This site has gone to shit. Binky, you're the man. The real Randal, so are you. Aside from that.... I have nothing left to say... I shall return.....

Daaayymmm, show more of the frist chick. The hell with them other ones. TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT HUU HUTTT!!!

wait -- this is real?

the 2nd picture of the blonde kinda looks like britney spears, except britney's lower back is more defined.

Later Ted.

Ted, don't feel bad - you caught the slide about halfway down the hill. Back in the day...well, you know, funny stuff about richly deserving celebrity targets. Seems like most blogs - even, or especially, the successful ones - jump the shark much earlier than you'd expect, compared with other media. Weird.

one more step closer the end of civilization.

@7 You must be fat.

^I agree. Sophie needs to take a look at some more 12 yr old boys if she thinks that's what lingerie models look like. Me and my dick certainly aren't confused.

#36 Ted - I'll still be around.
I've had a horribly busy summer - had to do 'work' and everything.
No Internet at Lake.
Relationship problems. (I've learned a lot about mental illness)
The Chinese guys i contracted out 'the Inquisition' to wanted to 'f-off' for the Olympics etc.... (commies)...
you know that type of thing.
Oh - someone was asking me recently if the music used on this link was 'hippity-hop' or 'wrap' ?
Binky : 'Hey babe - do I look like Dick Clark ?'

Cliff Notes : Bink - I think it's 'hip-hop' or 'rap' (ie SP)
Binky : Oh

(That last comment was coming from me.
We've had to share the same server since the Chinese guys negotiated their contract.)

Well. Ok. Cute gals - but I'm still going Patriots.
Well. ok. Maybe Indy.
And in other news - So, after a break, I ventured back to Errianna's 'Thought Police' site, the radical American left wing drivel -'Huffington Post.'
And they are so outsourced from reality - they highlight the comments that THEY HAVE BANNNED !!!
Here's my score. ( For now - i may go for a two point conversion))
"Stats Board
Comments
* Total Comments Made: 60
* Comments Deleted: 16
* Comments to News: 54
* Comments to Blog: 6
Fans
* Total Fans of MrBinkster : 0
* Total Members MrBinkster
is a Fan of: 1 "

Cliff Notes : 16 out of 60 - you're nearly batting 300 Bink.

Binky : Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio ?

Oh and my agent says my fan base there has lots of room for growth.
Buy low. Sell high.
That type of thing.

I wish the media would stop treating Sarah Palin with such obvious negative bias. Apparently they can't handle the truth from an independent straight talker. For example:

As she said during her convention speech, she rejected Sen. Ted Stevens' "Bridge to Nowhere" pork barrel project for Alaska. Except...that was only after it died in Congress. But not before - in fact, earlier in her career she directed his independent unregulated reelection group (527 group). And she still hasn't said whether she'll personally vote for his reelection or not. He's under federal indictment.

As she said during her convention speech, she rejects federal earmark funds as wasteful spending. Except...as mayor of Wasilla, she hired lobbyists to fight for earmark funds for her town, and succeeded wildly - Wasilla residents received 20 times the per-capita earmarked funds of residents of other states.

As John McCain pointed out at the convention, Palin has national security as one of her primary responsibilities as governor of Alaska, since she commands the Alaska National Guard. Except...she's issued ZERO commands to the Alaska National Guard thus far.

As she said ruing her convention speech, Palin is an ethics reformer. Except...there's an ongoing BIPARTISAN investigation into her own ethics as governor, involving questionable firings similar to those that occurred when she was mayor of Wasilla.

At this point, I sort of hope that she really has shot a moose at some point in her life.

But I doubt it.

Gr8 points all # 50.
Inside job ?

Gals - you can touch my down anytime. Etc. If you know what I'm saying here.
And in other news - it seems PRAVDA is, like, printing reality and rubbing the West's face in it.
If you want real news America - I guess check out Pravda from Russia.
(but don't blame me for those chicks from Tatu...etc...Bink)

I wonder if this bitch ever played mouthball? I have some balls that would go great in her mouth! Only reason why I asked, carry on.........

Would love to say something profound or witty here at this stage.....
But can't think of anything.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Thanks for that 'Frank'
'Frank' from 16th floor : NP.

So Stallion.
I'm still having a few problems with 'free fall collapse speed' through undamaged steel structure....
Inside job ?

She's great looking. Poor David Duchovny...he's in sec rehab trying to cure his mind but just one look at these and he’ll be off the wagon in seconds.

Seven is fat as hell.

u call this sexy???

ugly fuck

hey! isn't that #7 chick Jen Johnson from CBS Big Brother 8?

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....mmmphf...huh?...*burp*....wha?....who woke me up? what is this, a new Fish story? Let's see...

meh.

...*fart*....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

One more thing. This site will never survive without me and Randal.

How can you vote for Palin for VP when she only has 2 years executive experience as governor? You should vote for Obama for president because he has 2 years of executive experience as a community organizer. Besides, Obama will give you lots of free things by taxing those nasty people who go to work. Don't you want to sit at home and get things for free?

#61,
Not me.

LOL!!! Nice hahahahaha

XOXO

OK I am REALLY leaving this site this time and I am crying sort of like Brett Favre did. I feel unloved and need to be treated as special. There are a lot of my commentaries here that could actually qualify for literature in and of themselves. I am considering composing an anthology.
I am may even add a few lines of my fave fellas like Randal - my true source of inspiration here. A nice spiral bound affair I hope to have published.

for fucks sake where is my freaken gossip unless you been in a fucking car crash or somehas cut your hand off only 2 acceptable reasons maybe britts ate ur hand that could be the third .....................
get your shit together and give me my daily dose of sarcasm
and it dosent matter who you fucking vote in your still going to be fucked as they all fucking lie so drop the president shit

This is fucking retarded

She is a bit on the bulky side, what is the point of this?

That's a pretty stupid idea. They look ridiculous.

#7........c'mon.....these women look great.....they do have curves......i mean....be serious.....they're hot.....who do u wanna see in lingerie?oprah to be satisfied?

Yummy feet!

Pffffffffff....and where are the pictures of men playing football in nothing but a speedo?...men here have all the fun...no fair!

Pffffffffff....and where are the pictures of men playing football in nothing but a speedo?...men here have all the fun...no fair!

Pffffffffff....and where are the pictures of men playing football in nothing but a speedo?...men here have all the fun...no fair!

Lilimayhem - could you pelase repeat that? I didn't quite catch it...

#7 is #1 in my book.

*This is FAN'TASTIC!, and new as I never thought I'd get aroused at a Football game!, unless your name is Lance and was part of a group called Nsync who btw is Hilarious @ the end of Tropic Thunder... yah yah, all 2 seconds of it!

Boy...would I like to be the trainer on one of those teams!

"Oh you have a bruised pussy? Well here let me take a closer look at that. I'm sure I can fix that up."

The Refs must wear iron underwear...I mean fuck...I'd have a BIG WOODY officiating these babes running around half naked with their boobies bouncing all over the place!

Sorry you didn't caught that Beastman AIDS... I'll repeat it just for you

Pffffffffff....and where are the pictures of men playing football in nothing but a speedo?...men here have all the fun...no fair!

"I'm not a feminist but I'd never do anything this lame or pathetic to get 5 minutes of fame. I'd hate to bruise up my sexy body for such a lame sport. "Ooh, let's play football in lingerie so men can get off..." No thanks! I'd rather rock climb or run a marathon. A real man is going to be turned on by my strength and courage. I didn't get this body by pillow-fighting. Wake up bitches!! You're a tool and you make the rest of us look like the stupid, empty-headed, eager-to-please, blow-up dolls."

Nice comment. However, seen as how you were more than likely not asked to play you do not have this issue. And I can assure you that you do not need the help of other women to look like "the stupid, empty-headed, eager-to-please, blow-up doll". Seems to me like you can do a fine job of that on your own. I play for one of the teams and the majority of us are college graduates with actual jobs and we do this for fun. Sorry that we happen to be hot, big boobed, beauties. Would it make you happy to put a fat ugly girl on the team? Would that be prettier to watch? If so Comment #31 let us know and we can set up a tryout for your illedged marathon running body.

Talk about superficial! Well good luck to the LFL hope it lasts.

This idea of scantily clad women playing football originated with the Lingerie Bowl.

This idea of scantily clad women playing football originated with the Lingerie Bowl.

We play lingerie football at my house all the time. Get a little liquor in the neighborhood women and you never know what happens next.