Sep 18 2008Lindsay Lohan's dad fires back at Barack Obama
Michael Lohan called out the Barack Obama campaign after they passed on Lindsay Lohan's offer to host events for young voters. A source in the Democratic candidate's camp told the Chicago Sun-Times that Lindsay "''is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.'' Michael had the following to say to TMZ:
"Everyone is entitled to an opinion and so is Obama and his staff. Then again, you know what they say about opinions. Unfortunately, for them, to make such a comment about my daughter was a big mistake ... Look at Angelina Jolie and the wonderful things she has done in her life, and now watch how Lindsay does the same."
There's only two logical conclusions I can draw from Michael Lohan's statement: 1.) Barack Obama is a secret asshole. And 2.) Lindsay Lohan is pregnant with no less than fifty children. (I could've said Lindsay is about to become a respected actress but HA HA HA...)
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1. JG - September 18, 2008 12:46 PM
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2. FIRST - September 18, 2008 12:46 PM
FIRST
3. Jimbo - September 18, 2008 12:46 PM
Doesn't Lindsay's dad have two of them? He was in prison..
4. Daniel - September 18, 2008 12:49 PM
That is just the spookiest picture, it's like her head is floating in front of a picture of some other girl...
5. Lola - September 18, 2008 12:50 PM
Why is this fucktard constantly acting like a mouthpiece for his useless talentless closet-dyke whore of a daughter?
If Barack EVER enlists help from this bitch, or any celebrity for that matter, he'll loose ANY chance of winning. And he'll for sure lose my vote and millions of others.
No one gives a shit... Fish, this isn't relevant news at all... Work must be really slow today eh?
6. FRIST!!! - September 18, 2008 12:51 PM
Yeah, #4 is right..
Who fucking wears red fucking shoes with a black and white dress? Fashion retard!!!
7. Barak Obama - September 18, 2008 12:52 PM
No you are right with #1 Barack is an asshole. You think McCain will screw this country? Wait and see what Barry Obama will do to it. Be prepared for total Socialism: redistribution of wealth, high taxes, open borders, the whole nine yards.
You realy want the government running health care? Name me ONE thing the government can run efficiantly. The dems have controlled congress for almost 2 years and they have completed NOTHING. But hey, they don't want to drill for our own oil so I am sure the cute bunnies are happy.
8. Barry Hussein Obama - September 18, 2008 12:56 PM
Michael Lohan is your typical racist KKK fascist Nazi skinhead McCain supporter
9. sixpack - September 18, 2008 12:57 PM
Li-Lo - please do porn already. herbie 2 isn't coming around any time soon.
10. lazy troll - September 18, 2008 12:58 PM
first
11. Mia - September 18, 2008 1:03 PM
Cute shoes. I would love to wear them in the nude while my lover does me from behind.
12. lloyd johnson - September 18, 2008 1:03 PM
This miraculous transformation will happen before November? We all know she'll still be a crack smoking, Samanta Ronson licking, moron long after this election is over. Unless Barack is secretly an ugly lesbian made of cocaine, then he ruined his chances with the only person in the world who could truly love him.
13. Hack - September 18, 2008 1:04 PM
Lindsay and Michael Lohan are fucking clown shoes
14. Michael Lohans old cell mate - September 18, 2008 1:07 PM
Michael was so much more useful when he was my bitch
15. veggi - September 18, 2008 1:08 PM
You're kinda weird mia..
16. Rant - September 18, 2008 1:09 PM
Obama needs Lindsay......to bring in the much sought after crackwhore vote.
17. BadCopNoDonut - September 18, 2008 1:13 PM
@7- at least Barack will live long enough to be held accountable for whatever he does. McCain is a dead man walking and Sarah Palin is a grossly underqualified redneck. If the two of them were to get into office, they would likely start WWIII. That will cost significantly more than a tax increase.
18. lloyd johnson - September 18, 2008 1:17 PM
#7. my public school education (from this government) taught me how to spell efficiently. I agree Obama is an asshole. Let go of everything you've been programmed with about the canidates. Lets face it, none of us actually know them personally. Now look at them as people. It should be obvious. Barak Obama is a jerk. John McCain is a nice guy. I would rather be friends with John McCain. I would also want Barack Obama to be the one to run this country. We are broke and stupid and we need someone to kick our asses and set things straight, not be our buddies. If you don't see that, you must be one of the latter.
More drilling won't help the fact that the US imported about 14 million barrels of Oil per day in 2007. We need an ALTERNATIVE.
19. Harry - September 18, 2008 1:21 PM
She looks godawful in that picture.
And McCain is a senile old man who can't answer questions about Spain. Standing behind him is the redneck, vindictive child from Alaska. This might be the scariest ticket in modern U.S. history.
20. alex - September 18, 2008 1:22 PM
lol @ #18 for criticizing #7 for spelling efficiently wrong... and then spelling candidates wrong himself.
irony.
21. osama - September 18, 2008 1:23 PM
OBAMAS THE ANTICHRIST! HE LIKES TO KILL BABYS AND MAKE YOU PAY FOR IT! >:D
22. Kennedy - September 18, 2008 1:23 PM
Don't believe everything you read and hear until you get the facts at
factcheck.org
Vote for Obama!
McCain claimed that Obama’s health care plan would "force small businesses to cut jobs" and would put "a bureaucrat ... between you and your doctor." In fact, the plan exempts small businesses, and those who have insurance now could keep the coverage they have.
McCain attacked Obama for voting for "corporate welfare" for oil companies. In fact, the bill Obama voted for raised taxes on oil companies by $300 million over 11 years while providing $5.8 billion in subsidies for renewable energy, energy efficiency and alternative fuels.
McCain said oil imports send "$700 billion a year to countries that don't like us very much." But the U.S. is on track to import a total of only $536 billion worth of oil at current prices, and close to a third of that comes from Canada, Mexico and the United Kingdom.
He promised to increase use of "wind, tide [and] solar" energy, though his actual energy plan contains no new money for renewable energy. He has said elsewhere that renewable sources won’t produce as much as people think.
He called for "reducing government spending and getting rid of failed programs," but as in the past failed to cite a single program that he would eliminate or reduce.
He said Obama would "close" markets to trade. In fact, Obama, though he once said he wanted to "renegotiate" the North American Free Trade Agreement, now says he simply wants to try to strengthen environmental and labor provisions in it.
23. lloyd johnson - September 18, 2008 1:25 PM
20 lol! that what I get for being a dick!
24. nipolian - September 18, 2008 1:25 PM
LMAO
#18 - said "my public school education (from this government) taught me how to spell efficiently"
#18 also went on to say "Let go of everything you've been programmed with about the canidates"
What is a canidate?
Typical Obama supporter.
25. minniememe - September 18, 2008 1:30 PM
#15 veggi, I, in fact, am a little intrigued by mia, a little imagination porn is seeping into my daytime cubicle activities and dammit i don't have a door to shut!
26. bothsuck - September 18, 2008 1:34 PM
Comparing Lindsay to Angie? Let see, both lesbians (bi), both druggies, both complete freaks. Only difference is Angie can act and has more money. But I would hardly want my daughter to follow in the steps of Angelina Jolie.
27. havoc - September 18, 2008 1:44 PM
Watching a career flame out is getting a little boring....
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28. so what 24 - September 18, 2008 1:48 PM
21 OBAMAS THE ANTICHRIST! HE LIKES TO KILL BABYS AND MAKE YOU PAY FOR IT! >:D
^ where do I begin? Typical McCain supporter.
Right on Kennedy.
29. LiLo for McCain - September 18, 2008 1:57 PM
Hell she should turn Republicans like that traitorous Zion pig Joe Lieberman. Republicans will let any attractive whore ru(I)n the country.
I am not sure if this nation will pull out of this death spiral for a long long time. UNLESS we make the elites and bankers and rougues of wall street pay back all the TRILLIONS they stole from us.
Oh yes, and TAX the FUCK out of the rich!!!!!
30. sla - September 18, 2008 2:01 PM
#26 -- You are wrong, Angie is a REFORMED bi-druggie-freak. Now she is a cross between Princess Diana and Mother Theresa, god bless her orphan-adopting, refugee-aiding, Brad Pitt-banging soul.
31. Nick - September 18, 2008 2:06 PM
"Name me ONE thing the government can run efficiantly."
Well obviously, the private sector thinks that government is efficient enough to bail out their businesses. Seems to me that Clinton didn't have any trouble managing the economy.
32. Chomp - September 18, 2008 2:06 PM
Next we'll get Lindsey's blog response - "I don't condone my father not condoning Barack Obama for not condoning my involvement in his campaign. Get out of my life, dad"
33. nick hogan is a murderer - September 18, 2008 2:27 PM
haha lohans are white trash
34. ahof - September 18, 2008 2:44 PM
she's getting really skinny again. Anyone notice that?
35. brangelinarotinhell - September 18, 2008 2:46 PM
#30 - So... Lindsay is a reformed cock-sucking, vagina displaying, coke snorting, alcohol binging slut, does that make her mother teresa as well? I guess since she hasn't been caught doing anything crazy lately that would make her reformed too huh? They're all fucking crazy in hollyweird. There are no saints there. Not even your precious Brangelina.
36. Right Fury - September 18, 2008 2:55 PM
Socialism is for the weak.
Barack Obama eats a fetus every morning with breakfast.
Democrats should all move to canada.
37. pat - September 18, 2008 3:05 PM
Michael, you can't give your daughter credit for doing wonderful things until AFTER she does wonderful things. It's like saying, "If my daughter Lindsay settled the Moslem-Israeli conflict or cured cancer you'd all appreciate her".
38. Mike Hawk - September 18, 2008 3:08 PM
Lindsay, saving the world one penis, and two labia at a time. Saint Blowham
39. Vol - September 18, 2008 3:38 PM
Obama is an Oreo...and ain't no cookie can be my President!!
40. Tach - September 18, 2008 3:41 PM
Obama smokes pole because Michelle is too uptight.
41. CharlesInCharge - September 18, 2008 3:43 PM
I would like to take Mia from behind, and finish on her shoes...waddaya say, girl??
42. CharlesInCharge - September 18, 2008 3:43 PM
I would like to take Mia from behind, and finish on her shoes...waddaya say, girl??
43. Narcissist - September 18, 2008 3:46 PM
Crash n burn crackheads for Obama! That'll look great in the campaign.
How does Michael Lohan figure anyone could possibly give a God Damn what his worthless alcohol pickled carcass thinks about anything? His opinion is about as important as mine!
44. GOPleeeeeeeeeeeeease - September 18, 2008 3:48 PM
#36 - you are a complete idiot.
#39 - you are a racist
#40 - you're name should be tachy, as in tacky - you suck
You all must be McCain/Palin supporters. Nice job. If you could read, I would suggest you actually look at the issues and get a grip. Did you know that Palin tried to help Alaska secede from the US. This is called treason, which I'm sure you think is better than socialism...even though that isn't what Obama is proposing. If anything, our wonderful, current administration (GOP) is turning socialist by bailing out all the stupid fuckers who bought homes that they couldn't afford and now the banking institutions because they were too greedy and stupid. Nice job. Real nice.
Think about it people.
45. Breakin'Balls - September 18, 2008 3:48 PM
Yeah...Clinton was great with the economy. When he had 5.5% employment, he got his spin-doctors to convince everyone that was full employment. Now that we have Bush with similar numbers, it's soup-line America. Clinton was a fuckin' magician, alright. Made his dick disappear into interns.
46. sla - September 18, 2008 3:53 PM
#35 -- Not my precious Brangelina... I was being sarcastic. To be honest, I find her rather annoying and full of herself. Brad too. And Lindsay too, for that matter.
You are right, they are all crazy. At least all of us here are normal.*
* (another lame attempt at sarcasm...)
47. norton - September 18, 2008 3:58 PM
Is this guy for real? How does the comparison between Jolie and Lohan fit....
It doesn't. He's a 'tard.
48. Vol - September 18, 2008 4:03 PM
Racist or not, #44...doesn't change the fact that the Dems are running a Muslim porch monkey for President. Facts is facts...
49. Trick - September 18, 2008 4:19 PM
Poor Lindsay, thought she could get some free press by jumping on the Hollywood Obama suck-fest and got rejected.
Damn, the Democrats rejected a "lesbian" Hollywoodite... that's just sad.
50. Kennedy - September 18, 2008 4:26 PM
#45
Monica Lewinsky pulled up her dress and showed Clinton her big fat ass wearing a thong when they first met in the White House. It was during Christmas break when all this happened. Monica constantly made advances to Clinton and he refused. Clinton never put his cock into Monica. Instead Monica shoved a cigar up her loose pussy. Finally after being sought after for awhile, Clinton finally let her give him a quick blow job. Clinton did not have an on going affair like the former republican speaker of the house Newt Gingrich. Newt tried to get Clinton impeached while he was having an affair.
When Clinton was in office the unemployment rate was 4.2 percent in 1999 -- the Lowest Since 1969. The unemployment rate was 4.1 percent in December bringing the average unemployment rate for 1999 to 4.2 percent -- the lowest since 1969. The unemployment rate has fallen for seven years in a row. It has remained below 5 percent for 30 months in a row. For women the unemployment rate was 4.1 percent -- the lowest since 1953.
Get your facts straight. Don't get fooled again by slick lies of the Republicans. Vote for Obama!
www.factcheck.org
51. Barack Oreobama - September 18, 2008 4:30 PM
Barack needs to take his own "change change change" advice and change his tired empty slogan. He's been banging that drum almost as long as he's been running for president (since 2004).
It's easy for him to pin smack on McCain because Obama hasn't actually DONE / accomplished anything [cue snarky Blackberry responses], but just goes all Tony Robbins all over CNN. Obama's a career campaigner, the only thing worse than a career politician.
Everytime a celebrity opens its mouth, a Republican is born.
52. burungik - September 18, 2008 4:33 PM
#7- makes me laugh when crazy 'anti-Obama' people rant and rave and can't even spell the easiest words. It's really hard to take anything you say seriously when you don't have even a basic grasp of the English language.
As for Lindsay and Sam, I think they're cute but, of course, Lindsay is not gay and will end up breaking Sam's heart. Sad but true.
53. Ew - September 18, 2008 4:55 PM
What's wrong with her head? It looks like it inhaled helium!?!?!
54. lloyd johnson - September 18, 2008 5:14 PM
no her body inhaled a metric ton of cocaine.
55. Volmit - September 18, 2008 5:19 PM
Vol - September 18, 2008 4:03 PM
Racist or not, #44...doesn't change the fact that the Dems are running a Muslim porch monkey for President. Facts is facts...
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Real classy. You are an incredible loser. Your mother must be proud.
56. Mo (multiple orgasms) - September 18, 2008 5:37 PM
Dear Diary:
My boyfriend wanted me to sit on his face, but I was worried about him
getting enough air, so I put all my weight on my knees, but he kept on
pulling me closer to his mouth and forcing me to have intense
incredible orgasms. It's great to be alive!
57. Mike - September 18, 2008 6:16 PM
Yeah...valid comparison. Lindsay in the new Angelina. What a fucktard.
58. Michael Lohan's Penis - September 18, 2008 8:05 PM
Dear Michael Lohan: STFU
59. Vol - September 18, 2008 8:19 PM
Volmit: You're backing the schwoogie, and I'm the loser??
My mom is proud of me...she refuses to vote for boons too.
60. jesus - September 18, 2008 8:28 PM
obama is a muslim nigger. can't think of anything worse except maybe a clinton.
61. Vol - September 18, 2008 8:37 PM
Thank you, Jesus!!
Always wanted to say that!!
62. sva1994 - September 19, 2008 3:34 AM
God, Michael Lohan's a moron. Between this and his response months ago to Anderson Cooper's criticism of "Living Lohan", the guy is an inarticulate moron who couldn't string together a coherent thought with a map, a slide rule and a flashlight.
63. Ken - September 19, 2008 4:31 AM
HEY WHITE SUPREMACISTS! Here are some easy instructions EVEN YOU should be able to understand. A) Cut off your balls to stop reproduction of your own kind. B) If you already have children, please do the right thing and smother them while they sleep. Obama WILL be our next president. Get used to it. There aren't enough of you evil retards to fix the election this time!
64. There is Pain in the truth.... - September 19, 2008 8:40 AM
Obama is done.
It was a nice effort but all in waste.
No democrat has EVER won the electoral vote with the polls this close this late in the game (its called historical data). His influence on the uninformed can make no difference at this point. He will win the popular vote but will still come up short. I repeat, the white house will not be painted black this time and historical data proves it. Get used to hearing that squeaky ass vp voice because you will be hearing a lot of it for the next four years.
This country would be absolute toast with either party running congress and the white house concurrently.This institution we call government is so fat and over bloated they cant get out of their own way. We the tax payers will pay through the fucking nose no matter which fucktard ends up with the "nod".
All arguments as to which asshole is better to vote for at this point are moot.
A third party is definitely in order now to keep the other two in check.
On an interesting side note Mia @ # 11 has the right idea for this post....
65. Dee - September 19, 2008 9:19 AM
She is so fcking disgusting looking. Is it the drugs or anorexia? It's sad to compare pictures of her from a few years ago to no. She looked like a normal healthy girl. No she looks like a crack addicted skank.
66. Barack Obama - September 19, 2008 11:23 AM
Stop heppin' me Bitch! Dis race tight as a muhfuh an' I don' need no hep from freaky-ass hos.
But ah WEEL thug you wen ah gits elected. In da butt, of kose.
67. gerard Vandenberg - September 19, 2008 11:27 AM
General statement:
"WISDOM COMES WITHIN YEARS".
although it won't arrive at her, folks!!
68. Volmit - September 19, 2008 11:43 AM
Hey Vol, that isn't what your mom told me last night. Also, your dad is a black man. Thought you should know, you hick racist.
69. devilsrain - September 19, 2008 12:22 PM
63. Are you an idiot or what. Keep dreaming shithead.
70. JPRichardson - September 19, 2008 1:26 PM
John McCain is a nice guy???????
He used to bomb other countries when he was younger (crashing war aircraft was his second hobby it seems) . He was kept a hostage for 5 years in Vietnam, how do you think that period marked his mind?
He is totally pro-war, pro-weapons, pro-aggression. I would not call him a nice guy just because he can hardly walk or because of his friendly, grand father looks. He admittedly cheated on his wife, he verbally abuses his subordinates... How is he a "nice guy"? LMFAO
71. FUCKOBAMA - September 19, 2008 4:48 PM
WOW REALLY? I don't understand who the fuck in their right mind would want to vote for Obama UNLESS they just want to run with the "in crowd" or are just PLAIN RETARDED!
PRO LIFE!
SAY NO TO BO!
72. Barack Obama - September 19, 2008 5:25 PM
Pro-Life? Why you want mo' babies bein' birfed? Ah sez kill doze babiez. Ah alreddy speechificated on dis verra issue when ah wuz in Illinoy parriticks. Dat bitch aks me shood a baby be given treetmit if'n he birfed in a botched abortion. I sez "Dat's anuthat burrier to a woman Bitch! Fuck dat baby, dey wuz tryin' ta kill hiz ass in da first place!" If a baby can't vote, den ah sez you can kill 'em if you don't want 'em.
If'n you can't figga out how ta make 'em vote fo' a brutha, dat iz.
73. FUCKOBAMA - September 20, 2008 4:19 PM
#72 HEY LEARN HOW TO TALK MOTHERFUCKER!
74. djcorbijn - September 22, 2008 3:38 AM
Yeah, she's entitled to say something. Only problem is whenever she opens that fishy orifice she calls a mouth she just proves she's dumber than a left-handed screwdriver.
Question: Lindsay, what's two plus two?
Lindsay: Jello!?
What scares me more than people like her speak about politics are the people who think she has a point. She's got to be fuckin' Sharon Stone.
75. djcorbijn - September 22, 2008 4:10 AM
Also, I'm white as fuck and it's about time we had a President like Obama. McCain is two-faced politician who has not only folded on everything he's said, his own party is folding because they are so desperate to get a republican in the white house. McCain has more history but look at that history and how tainted it is. The only reason why Obama doesn't have a long history is because he shot to the top without mistakes.
I think the song Obama should play is "By the time I get to Arizona" by Public Enemy. That song was basically about McCain back in 1991.
76. Jobe - September 22, 2008 11:20 AM
jesus - September 18, 2008 8:28 PM
obama is a muslim nigger. can't think of anything worse except maybe a clinton.
-=----------------------------------
To your comment...your are a stupid, racist, motherfucking backroad hick. Obama isn't a Muslim.
77. dragon43078 - September 22, 2008 3:50 PM
Follow this like you retarded Obama followers. It PROVES he is a fucking Muslim. He said it himself. The bomb our country and you idiots want to put a rag head in charge? Thats treason.
It was a September 8th interview with George Stephanopoulos .
http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/obama/1150540,CST-NWS-faith08.article
Sent: Tuesday, September 09, 2008 9:14 AM
Subject: Oops! Barack Obama says 'my Muslim faith'
In interview with ABC's George Stephanopoulos
Oops! Barack Obama says 'my Muslim faith'
Watch this video!!!
http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/obama/1150540,CST-NWS-faith08.article
Damn, how do I copy links on this new computer? oh well. Type it ina and you will see. Obama IS a Muslim.
78. Anon - September 23, 2008 8:44 AM
John McCain, John McCain (John McCain), John McCain, John McCain (John McCain), John McCain, John McCain, John, John, John... John McCain. John McCain, John McCain (John McCain), John McCain, John McCain (John McCain), John McCain, John McCain (John McCain), John John John... John McCain.
Imagine that up there being repeated at you, in an audience, by about 7 people. Imagine that nobody was clapping, cheering, etc. since they weren't interested in John McBush the Third taking the presidency. Imagine the 7 people on stage repeating that phrase over and over, louder and louder, until they start SCREAMING it at you in an attempt to get ANY McCain supporter to come out of the woodwork and start doing SOMETHING to show their support. And still, nobody is doing anything but staring and laughing at how pathetic and silly they look chanting "John McCain" over and over.
Imagine this was part of a skit being performed by artists from The Second City Etc. at a college campus anywhere in the country. ANYWHERE. Do you think they would get a different reaction?
Barack Obama is Muslim? ONOES! Let's get out there and show our supporters just how bigoted and small-minded we REALLY are and alienate them from our campaign too. Kind of like a KKK supporter moving in next door, and finally walking outside with the white hood on to greet their new neighbor just to learn they're from Nigeria. You think the neighborhood is going to rally behind a campaign whose motto is quickly turning into "WHITE POWER"? I sure as hell wouldn't go for that.
Never mind the people talking about World War III, that's just silly talk. I mean, isn't that right, McCain supporters? We're going to be on WW IV by the time Johnny boy gets into office, right? Those people are the real ones living in the past, right? And besides, it's not like there aren't enough resources to keep this country going for the next 200 years, right? No? How about 100? No? 50?
40?
20?
10? Really? No? Are you serious? What about 5?
What about FOUR?
...
...
If we change the shitheaded economic policies that are being spearheaded by Boy George? If we change our power crisis to focus on things like alternative energy? Solar? Wind? Bah, who needs that? Wait, we do. But what about the fact that the guy they want to put in is a Muslim? What? You're saying I'm just being a small-minded wuss who's afraid of change? I need to take a chance, or the same ol' same ol' is going to result in America no longer being a superpower with the Chinese and Russians leaving us behind in the dust?
Tell me more.
79. SIN - September 23, 2008 10:43 PM
If we can keep liberal out off power the country will get better. What litle money
I make is mine. I am tired of some rich, affluent, never had a real job, private schooled liberal snob telling me I have to help out the poor. They take the working taxpayers money and give it to those who will NOT work but will vote for the liberals just so they can live on easy street and keep the liberals in power.. Do you see the rich liberals paying the same percentages in taxes us wotking class does? No, they are abusing the same tax loopholes they condem the Republicans for using.
They talk about reform, just as long as they are not bothered by it.
They want to tax us even more to give to social programs. Where do you think the money Obama want to spend is going to come from? the working middle class making under 50,000 a year. If you want something, go out and EARN it. Don'y sit on your fat ass and whine that so an so has something and you deserve it to. YOU DON'T. That is why this country is in dissarray. To many handouts to people who do not deserve them.
I am not talking about Democrats, just liberals. The true Democrats have very good ideas and programs. They just keep getting subverted by the damn liberals in the party.
Q: What do you call 1000 drowned liberals? A: A good start.
80. el ces - September 24, 2008 11:34 AM
Daddy Lohan wouldn't just be saying that, because he knows word'll get back to Lindsay?
Has she forgiven him? Is this mere butt-kissery?