Sep 30 2008Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson in bikinis
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson slip n' slided down to Mexico yesterday, and I gotta tell you, I am shocked by these photos. Mostly because, after seeing Sam in a bikini, my penis didn't run off screaming into a wood chipper. Jesus. Who saw that coming?
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1. Partygirl - September 30, 2008 2:38 PM
She's Fuc$ing UGLY
2. Jenna - September 30, 2008 2:38 PM
first!
3. Carpet Consumer - September 30, 2008 2:38 PM
Munch munch munch
4. partygirl - September 30, 2008 2:38 PM
oh and FIRSTTTTTTTT
5. toolboy - September 30, 2008 2:39 PM
That chick's forehead is inadvertently signaling planes overhead.....
6. Edgar Howards - September 30, 2008 2:41 PM
Well, we can see who wears the pants in this relationship.
7. kyasmami - September 30, 2008 2:42 PM
Damn!
SamRo got her tuck game proper!!
...are y'all really doin the "first" shit up in here??
8. kyasmami - September 30, 2008 2:42 PM
Damn!
SamRo got her tuck game proper!!
...are y'all really doin the "first" shit up in here??
9. New favorite sport! - September 30, 2008 2:43 PM
You two are awesome! A hateful slut and an utter life failure who can't even First! correctly.
It's like a parade of sad internet cliches, whee!
My new favorite sport is finding these like standouts like I'm on safari among the mentally challenged!
10. New favorite sport! - September 30, 2008 2:44 PM
Man and a third contender, the double-poster! This is a great day!
11. Ted from LA - September 30, 2008 2:47 PM
@9 - WTF are you babbling about retard? Youre trying to make fun of someone and making no sense only makes you the idiot. You sound like binky and cliff notes...derrrrrrrr
Ill bet their underwear from the trip there is smelling ripe about now.
2 day old clitty litter anyone?
12. hitler - September 30, 2008 2:48 PM
Why's that guy wearing a bikini?
13. Rough Daddy - September 30, 2008 2:49 PM
The concept of gender bending is to repelled the opposite sex,,,boy did she succeed....How does Lindsay go down on this Broad..
14. HorribleJudgment - September 30, 2008 2:52 PM
So Lindsay Lohan, whose face is as leathery and weathered as ever is at the beach with a guy in a bikini. And dear God, that is one fugly guy! He's all FAT and pouchy and repulsive! UGH! And his FACE! Those sunken eyes! Those spit-caked sausage lips! That corpse shaped head! Geezus, I can't look anymore!
15. God - September 30, 2008 2:53 PM
For Fuck's Sake.
Lindsay come to papa.
16. Dr. Otto Van DerWahl - September 30, 2008 2:53 PM
Did anyone else see the naughty, naughty thing in pic #4? Yea, that's what I'm talkin' about baby!! Ride it hard!
17. Greasy Weezel - September 30, 2008 2:57 PM
Dude looks surprisingly OK in a bikini. And Lindsay is smokin' hot!
18. ph7 - September 30, 2008 2:59 PM
Sam looks better in a bikini than she does in street clothes.
19. mamadough - September 30, 2008 3:01 PM
i love the rainbow on ronson's ass in pic #3, like the dyke hair cut didn't give it away all ready.
20. Slut - September 30, 2008 3:01 PM
Looks like Lindsay is at the beach digging for clams......
21. Vince for Shamwow! - September 30, 2008 3:01 PM
Did ya get that camera guy?
@9- wow, are you really chris angel mad because your show flopped and have had all your women taken by me...Vince from Shamwow?
22. Julie East - September 30, 2008 3:04 PM
Number 11,
I've read Ted from LA, I've laughed at comments posted by Ted from LA, and you sir, are no Ted from LA.
23. squirt - September 30, 2008 3:08 PM
I laughed at Ted from LA's "WTF are you babbling about retard?" comment...then again I ALWAYS laugh when someone calls someone else a retard. Thanks Ted.
24. squirt - September 30, 2008 3:09 PM
I mean...really. Have you ever seen a retard?
25. John McCain - September 30, 2008 3:10 PM
Were these shots taken on the Isle of Lesbos?
26. ubee0173 - September 30, 2008 3:15 PM
so... does this mean that sam person...isnt a dude..? 'cause ive never seen a tranny with limbs so noodley before... and the noodle thighs dont rub together so you can clearly see there is no tucking. well, i'll be damned...
27. squirt - September 30, 2008 3:16 PM
Horrible Judgment, you make me laugh my ass off.
28. Grunion - September 30, 2008 3:20 PM
So which one has the cock again?
29. SevanSins - September 30, 2008 3:23 PM
I had no idea Powder 2 was even filming.
30. Austin Powers - September 30, 2008 3:24 PM
She's a MAN Ba-by, yeah haa.....
31. penis envier - September 30, 2008 3:28 PM
Something is wrong with your penis, then.
32. LoLa - September 30, 2008 3:31 PM
GROSS.... That's just disturbing and I can't even find words to explain my disgust and amazement at the same time
33. Book - September 30, 2008 3:34 PM
awww, thats cute y'all hatin because its trendy. makes me wish i didnt have a brain either, so i could join in on the fun!
Sam's got a rockin bod. Simple as that. Its scary to think so, but damn.
34. Erica Lew. - September 30, 2008 3:34 PM
Sam actually has more fat than Lindsay. I though Sam was the anorexic one..
35. myhusbandcallsmesquirt - September 30, 2008 3:37 PM
Okay....I'm really not seeing the naughty, naughty thing in picture #4. But then again it's been a long day....
36. Clive - September 30, 2008 3:39 PM
Can you believe Lindsay is attracted to this ugly girl? She has no ass! It reminds me of that movie about two English girls who fall in love, with Emily Blunt, the ugly one will get shafted. Lindsay will fall for a guy and leave this ugly duckling, and break her heart. Prepare yourself SaMANtha!
37. Obama will lose to Palin - September 30, 2008 3:40 PM
Whatever with the whole lesbo thing. Lindsay is hot and Sam is OK from the neck down.
Onto more important issues...Who the hell would want to go to mexico? What a 3rd world shit hole that place is. I felt safer in Iraq than I did in mexico last time I was there. And that was over 10 years ago.
38. myhusbandcallsmesquirt - September 30, 2008 3:41 PM
@ You've quite obviously joined the fun.
P.S. Most people with brains use punctuation marks. (Just so you know)
39. Ted Mosby - September 30, 2008 3:44 PM
Sam is motoboating as we speak.
40. Pistol Pete - September 30, 2008 4:04 PM
Anyone else surprised that Sam is even wearing a bikini? I figured she'd be in some board shorts and a Hawaiian shirt.
41. LawnGnome - September 30, 2008 4:09 PM
Hard to believe, but Lohan looks quite tanned next to that chick, and usually she is pale. I just have a hard time believing she is a true lesbian. She has such a healthy obsession for the penis not so long ago. This just seems like a phase...
42. steve - September 30, 2008 4:10 PM
Come on, give Sam some credit. She has given Lindsay a lot of happiness. Or, should I say, a lot of ha' penis.
43. Bunnie - September 30, 2008 4:16 PM
EW. there are no words.
44. Pat - September 30, 2008 4:19 PM
Samantha has Sarah Palin's butt.
45. not first! - September 30, 2008 4:22 PM
SamRo is so HOT!!!
46. Jimbo - September 30, 2008 4:29 PM
@38 Why does your husband call you squirt??
47. malicious - September 30, 2008 4:38 PM
she does seem to be happy, looks like they are playing spot the pap, she hasn't done a decent movie in yonks and still the paps are all over her ass.
48. Jamie's Uterus - September 30, 2008 4:39 PM
I wonder if Lindsay eats Sam's man pussy? Or is she one of those fake lesbians, that lets Sam do all the work to her fiery red love taco, but she never reciprocates and returns the favor to Sam the man? Hmmmm....theories, thoughts?
I've known many straight women, that went lesbo for a while, but never really ate pussy, they just would lay there, and let the real lesbo do the work. It's all very confusing.
I just want some clarity today!
49. Binocs - September 30, 2008 4:40 PM
I am mostly amused that they appear to be ogling the paparazzi back through binoculars. Funny.
50. blowme - September 30, 2008 4:48 PM
Between these two is a powerful vibrator.
51. jt - September 30, 2008 4:49 PM
when will we see them naked, thatd be fine byy me
52. blowme - September 30, 2008 4:49 PM
Between these two is a powerful vibrator.
53. myhusbandcallsmesquirt - September 30, 2008 4:54 PM
@46 Use your imagination. :)
54. Jimbo - September 30, 2008 4:56 PM
That works:))
55. supersex - September 30, 2008 5:16 PM
they are both fugly
56. THE RICHEST - September 30, 2008 5:19 PM
I heard these are undercover police posing as lesbians and they are in Mexico investigating the site of the nuclear bombing that occurred there a few years ago (that a male homosexual from England led). Either that or I am having a nightmare.
57. PunkA - September 30, 2008 5:23 PM
If I had to choose between Sam Ronson and Cloris Leachman who I had to bang to live, I'd pick Cloris. I mean, her shit will be tight after all of this dancing and SamRo looks like exercise is a foreign concept to her, and Cloris doesn't have Lilo jumping off of her crotch.
Hell, I'd hit the Crypt Keeper before I'd wanna make it with Ronson. She is just that ugly and untalented.
58. Yomama - September 30, 2008 5:24 PM
John McCain has been tappin' Ronson's ass proper.
59. Cliff Notes - September 30, 2008 5:26 PM
Cliff Notes : Yeah #22, #11 's a troll - Ted's funny.
These two gals look about the same size - but I'm betting Ronson's lighter.
...
Little play on words there...lighters....get it ?
Binky : I think even those Chinese guys are funnier than you Cliff
60. Arjana - September 30, 2008 5:28 PM
Not that I care much for either one of them, but it's obvious that you men cant face it that two women can satisfy each other. ~It's actually rather funny, that you think only a man can please a woman, and by the way redheads are hot,and I would let Sam go down on me any day
61. havoc - September 30, 2008 5:29 PM
Its good vampires can get a little beach time.
Maybe their filming Dawn of the Dead IV: Beach Patrol.
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62. CM - September 30, 2008 5:32 PM
Wow, Sam is really not that bad, and she has some nice titties on her.
They look great except for the fact that the tattoo god must really hate them both because he spit tattoos on them in the strangest places, and they look all helter skelter like he didn't give a rats ass as to the placement of such beautiful artwork.
63. Hmmm.... - September 30, 2008 5:36 PM
Pink is a color choice I wouldn't have expected for Samantha Ronson's bikini
64. private - September 30, 2008 5:58 PM
So it's not a guy under all the baggy clothes. So Lohan is actually lesbian?
65. wtafuc - September 30, 2008 7:41 PM
Oranja, two women can't satisfy each other without dildos and butt plugs. its a sickness, genetic or emotional. Fortunately what we have here is a skinny yet sloppy man and and a woman with the skin or discarded dried up orange peels. So of course they can satisfy each other.
66. wtafuc - September 30, 2008 7:41 PM
Oranja, two women can't satisfy each other without dildos and butt plugs. its a sickness, genetic or emotional. Fortunately what we have here is a skinny yet sloppy man and and a woman with the skin or discarded dried up orange peels. So of course they can satisfy each other.
67. The Kilted Yaksman - September 30, 2008 9:21 PM
#65 just says that because he's such a needle dick that he's never been able to satisfy a woman with anything other than a dildo or butt plug.
68. jmjsd - September 30, 2008 9:37 PM
She looks odd in a bikini! Butch Lesbians should stick to board shorts!
69. angela - September 30, 2008 10:08 PM
I honestly never saw her this happy before.
70. Googolygoo - September 30, 2008 10:10 PM
I think S. Ronson could be hot, but she has the posture of a yeti. Get her a spinal brace, stat!
71. robert - October 1, 2008 12:15 AM
sam doesnt have a penis? *boggle*
72. J@cko - October 1, 2008 12:32 AM
#70
The Dude abides.
73. Jane - October 1, 2008 12:34 AM
Sam isn't attractive, but at least she's not making herself look ugly here. She normally tries so hard to be unattractive!
74. DZK - October 1, 2008 12:56 AM
Sam is adorable and you're all wack.
75. DZK - October 1, 2008 12:57 AM
Sam is adorable and you're all wack.
76. DZK - October 1, 2008 12:57 AM
Sam is adorable and you're all wack.
77. DZK - October 1, 2008 12:57 AM
Sam is adorable and you're all wack.
78. DZK - October 1, 2008 12:57 AM
Sam is adorable and you're all wack.
79. kingnoony - October 1, 2008 1:47 AM
dear god, my eyes!
80. JaidenPaidin - October 1, 2008 3:16 AM
Wouldn't touch the wanna-be-boy if she was the last thing on earth.
81. unableunwilling - October 1, 2008 3:35 AM
Weird.
82. db - October 1, 2008 7:05 AM
Sammy looks like she took a big healthy dump in that bikini bottom-- SKANK
83. gerard Vandenberg - October 1, 2008 8:06 AM
I think we just can't take much more SHAMS, folks!!
84. Vitriol - October 1, 2008 8:46 AM
I fucked Sam in the asshole. She turned my dick orange!!! WTF?
85. Babette - October 1, 2008 8:50 AM
See, I've been telling you people. She ALWAYS puts on orange self-tanner when going out in a bikini because she's scared people will see the boob job scars under her breasts near her chest area. I've seen them up close and they are clear as day. Keep coming on sites and posting that ur boobs are real, though ;)
86. Geoff - October 1, 2008 1:44 PM
Next to the ocean no one can smell their mututally assured tuna breath.
87. Geoff - October 1, 2008 1:44 PM
Next to the ocean no one can smell their mutually assured tuna breath.
88. Mistik - October 2, 2008 5:31 AM
I don't give a shit if she's lesbian.. But can she walk normal?? WTF
89. IKE - October 4, 2008 4:05 AM
This HAS to be a joke. Seriously, the whole "relationship" thing must be a publicity stunt or something. If Ronson were a guy, there's no way Lohan would date someone that obviously ugly. No way.
In the third picture, Ronson looks like she could be Lohan's retarded telling on some mean kids that kicked sand on her.
This whole relationship is a farce. HAS TO BE.
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