Sep 30 2008Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson in bikinis

She's Fuc$ing UGLY

first!

Munch munch munch

oh and FIRSTTTTTTTT

That chick's forehead is inadvertently signaling planes overhead.....

Well, we can see who wears the pants in this relationship.

Damn!
SamRo got her tuck game proper!!
...are y'all really doin the "first" shit up in here??

Damn!
SamRo got her tuck game proper!!
...are y'all really doin the "first" shit up in here??

You two are awesome! A hateful slut and an utter life failure who can't even First! correctly.

It's like a parade of sad internet cliches, whee!

My new favorite sport is finding these like standouts like I'm on safari among the mentally challenged!

Man and a third contender, the double-poster! This is a great day!

@9 - WTF are you babbling about retard? Youre trying to make fun of someone and making no sense only makes you the idiot. You sound like binky and cliff notes...derrrrrrrr

Ill bet their underwear from the trip there is smelling ripe about now.

2 day old clitty litter anyone?

Why's that guy wearing a bikini?

The concept of gender bending is to repelled the opposite sex,,,boy did she succeed....How does Lindsay go down on this Broad..

So Lindsay Lohan, whose face is as leathery and weathered as ever is at the beach with a guy in a bikini. And dear God, that is one fugly guy! He's all FAT and pouchy and repulsive! UGH! And his FACE! Those sunken eyes! Those spit-caked sausage lips! That corpse shaped head! Geezus, I can't look anymore!

For Fuck's Sake.
Lindsay come to papa.

Did anyone else see the naughty, naughty thing in pic #4? Yea, that's what I'm talkin' about baby!! Ride it hard!

Dude looks surprisingly OK in a bikini. And Lindsay is smokin' hot!

Sam looks better in a bikini than she does in street clothes.

i love the rainbow on ronson's ass in pic #3, like the dyke hair cut didn't give it away all ready.

Looks like Lindsay is at the beach digging for clams......

Did ya get that camera guy?

@9- wow, are you really chris angel mad because your show flopped and have had all your women taken by me...Vince from Shamwow?

Number 11,
I've read Ted from LA, I've laughed at comments posted by Ted from LA, and you sir, are no Ted from LA.

I laughed at Ted from LA's "WTF are you babbling about retard?" comment...then again I ALWAYS laugh when someone calls someone else a retard. Thanks Ted.

I mean...really. Have you ever seen a retard?

Were these shots taken on the Isle of Lesbos?

so... does this mean that sam person...isnt a dude..? 'cause ive never seen a tranny with limbs so noodley before... and the noodle thighs dont rub together so you can clearly see there is no tucking. well, i'll be damned...

Horrible Judgment, you make me laugh my ass off.

So which one has the cock again?

I had no idea Powder 2 was even filming.

She's a MAN Ba-by, yeah haa.....

Something is wrong with your penis, then.

GROSS.... That's just disturbing and I can't even find words to explain my disgust and amazement at the same time

awww, thats cute y'all hatin because its trendy. makes me wish i didnt have a brain either, so i could join in on the fun!

Sam's got a rockin bod. Simple as that. Its scary to think so, but damn.

Sam actually has more fat than Lindsay. I though Sam was the anorexic one..

Okay....I'm really not seeing the naughty, naughty thing in picture #4. But then again it's been a long day....

Can you believe Lindsay is attracted to this ugly girl? She has no ass! It reminds me of that movie about two English girls who fall in love, with Emily Blunt, the ugly one will get shafted. Lindsay will fall for a guy and leave this ugly duckling, and break her heart. Prepare yourself SaMANtha!

Whatever with the whole lesbo thing. Lindsay is hot and Sam is OK from the neck down.

Onto more important issues...Who the hell would want to go to mexico? What a 3rd world shit hole that place is. I felt safer in Iraq than I did in mexico last time I was there. And that was over 10 years ago.

@ You've quite obviously joined the fun.

P.S. Most people with brains use punctuation marks. (Just so you know)

Sam is motoboating as we speak.

Anyone else surprised that Sam is even wearing a bikini? I figured she'd be in some board shorts and a Hawaiian shirt.

Hard to believe, but Lohan looks quite tanned next to that chick, and usually she is pale. I just have a hard time believing she is a true lesbian. She has such a healthy obsession for the penis not so long ago. This just seems like a phase...

Come on, give Sam some credit. She has given Lindsay a lot of happiness. Or, should I say, a lot of ha' penis.

EW. there are no words.

Samantha has Sarah Palin's butt.

SamRo is so HOT!!!

@38 Why does your husband call you squirt??

she does seem to be happy, looks like they are playing spot the pap, she hasn't done a decent movie in yonks and still the paps are all over her ass.

I wonder if Lindsay eats Sam's man pussy? Or is she one of those fake lesbians, that lets Sam do all the work to her fiery red love taco, but she never reciprocates and returns the favor to Sam the man? Hmmmm....theories, thoughts?

I've known many straight women, that went lesbo for a while, but never really ate pussy, they just would lay there, and let the real lesbo do the work. It's all very confusing.

I just want some clarity today!

I am mostly amused that they appear to be ogling the paparazzi back through binoculars. Funny.

Between these two is a powerful vibrator.

when will we see them naked, thatd be fine byy me

Between these two is a powerful vibrator.

@46 Use your imagination. :)

That works:))

they are both fugly

I heard these are undercover police posing as lesbians and they are in Mexico investigating the site of the nuclear bombing that occurred there a few years ago (that a male homosexual from England led). Either that or I am having a nightmare.

If I had to choose between Sam Ronson and Cloris Leachman who I had to bang to live, I'd pick Cloris. I mean, her shit will be tight after all of this dancing and SamRo looks like exercise is a foreign concept to her, and Cloris doesn't have Lilo jumping off of her crotch.

Hell, I'd hit the Crypt Keeper before I'd wanna make it with Ronson. She is just that ugly and untalented.

John McCain has been tappin' Ronson's ass proper.

Cliff Notes : Yeah #22, #11 's a troll - Ted's funny.
These two gals look about the same size - but I'm betting Ronson's lighter.
...
Little play on words there...lighters....get it ?

Binky : I think even those Chinese guys are funnier than you Cliff

Not that I care much for either one of them, but it's obvious that you men cant face it that two women can satisfy each other. ~It's actually rather funny, that you think only a man can please a woman, and by the way redheads are hot,and I would let Sam go down on me any day

Its good vampires can get a little beach time.

Maybe their filming Dawn of the Dead IV: Beach Patrol.

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Wow, Sam is really not that bad, and she has some nice titties on her.

They look great except for the fact that the tattoo god must really hate them both because he spit tattoos on them in the strangest places, and they look all helter skelter like he didn't give a rats ass as to the placement of such beautiful artwork.

Pink is a color choice I wouldn't have expected for Samantha Ronson's bikini

So it's not a guy under all the baggy clothes. So Lohan is actually lesbian?

Oranja, two women can't satisfy each other without dildos and butt plugs. its a sickness, genetic or emotional. Fortunately what we have here is a skinny yet sloppy man and and a woman with the skin or discarded dried up orange peels. So of course they can satisfy each other.

Oranja, two women can't satisfy each other without dildos and butt plugs. its a sickness, genetic or emotional. Fortunately what we have here is a skinny yet sloppy man and and a woman with the skin or discarded dried up orange peels. So of course they can satisfy each other.

#65 just says that because he's such a needle dick that he's never been able to satisfy a woman with anything other than a dildo or butt plug.

She looks odd in a bikini! Butch Lesbians should stick to board shorts!

I honestly never saw her this happy before.

I think S. Ronson could be hot, but she has the posture of a yeti. Get her a spinal brace, stat!

sam doesnt have a penis? *boggle*

#70

The Dude abides.

Sam isn't attractive, but at least she's not making herself look ugly here. She normally tries so hard to be unattractive!

Sam is adorable and you're all wack.

Sam is adorable and you're all wack.

Sam is adorable and you're all wack.

Sam is adorable and you're all wack.

Sam is adorable and you're all wack.

dear god, my eyes!

Wouldn't touch the wanna-be-boy if she was the last thing on earth.

Weird.

Sammy looks like she took a big healthy dump in that bikini bottom-- SKANK

I think we just can't take much more SHAMS, folks!!

I fucked Sam in the asshole. She turned my dick orange!!! WTF?

See, I've been telling you people. She ALWAYS puts on orange self-tanner when going out in a bikini because she's scared people will see the boob job scars under her breasts near her chest area. I've seen them up close and they are clear as day. Keep coming on sites and posting that ur boobs are real, though ;)

Next to the ocean no one can smell their mututally assured tuna breath.

Next to the ocean no one can smell their mutually assured tuna breath.

I don't give a shit if she's lesbian.. But can she walk normal?? WTF

This HAS to be a joke. Seriously, the whole "relationship" thing must be a publicity stunt or something. If Ronson were a guy, there's no way Lohan would date someone that obviously ugly. No way.
In the third picture, Ronson looks like she could be Lohan's retarded telling on some mean kids that kicked sand on her.
This whole relationship is a farce. HAS TO BE.

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Sheesh, what a bunch of moronic haters.