Sep 5 2008Kirsten Dunst is kind of a bitch
Kirsten Dunst currently stars in the adaptation of Toby Young's novel How to Lose Friends & Alienate People. However, Toby was banned from the set after he made a suggestion about Kirsten's acting. I mean, what the hell does he know about her character besides, I dunno, everything? DigitalSpy reports:
"[Dunst] overheard me giving the producer a 'note' on her performance in a particular scene. At the time, I didn't think of it as a criticism, more as a helpful bit of advice, and the producer took it in that spirit. But Kirsten overheard this exchange and interpreted it as a complaint about her acting ability. It was after this, apparently, that she took Bob [Weide, director] to one side and asked if I could be kept at arm's length in future."
After banishing the author, Kirsten returned to doing the scene her way: Hanging upside down yelling "EEK EEK!" into a boom mic until someone gave her a mango.
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Reader Comments
1. Toby - September 5, 2008 4:03 PM
All I said was "Could we have a little less snaggletooth?"
2. tp - September 5, 2008 4:04 PM
Sweet baby Jesus, when is she going to stop wearing those NASTY hidious glasses?!?! Buy a bra, bitch. Get your teeth fixed. God I hate her. Worthless.
3. mimi - September 5, 2008 4:04 PM
Fish bites worse!
4. second - September 5, 2008 4:04 PM
And if the shoe fits. . .
5. Deacon Jones - September 5, 2008 4:05 PM
DUDE, THIS CHICK IS GONNA LOOK AWESOME IN 10 YEARS
6. quake - September 5, 2008 4:07 PM
..but... she IS a horrible actress.
7. Bob - September 5, 2008 4:08 PM
What's up with "banning" people???
That's as crazy as trying to ban "offensive" books from the public library. Who the fuck would try to do that in this day and age???
Wait, that's right - mayor Palin.
She also thinks creationism should be taught in science classes.
I'm definitely going to vote for her...to go back to making tardbabies. One day, she will run for president...of the legion of tardbabies.
8. Rod - September 5, 2008 4:12 PM
That was kind of a stretch Bob. Nice try at a segway though. I want to preemptively thank you for turning this into another retarded internet political debate.
9. Randal - September 5, 2008 4:13 PM
Authors. HA! What do they know about acting and how difficult it is to stay in character. Don't let anyone tell you how to bring your character to life Kirsten. Good for you.
Randal
10. Learn To Sell Porn and Make Money - September 5, 2008 4:16 PM
she is filthy
11. sla - September 5, 2008 4:18 PM
I was going to comment on her yellow teeth, saggy boobs and fugly glasses, but #2 covered that. So I will just add this.
That damned skirt should be burned.
12. grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss - September 5, 2008 4:22 PM
What a fucking BITCH, as a writer I could not be more disgusted.
What the fuck is it "ugly blonde whore's who have old lady body parts day", iImean fuck my 90 year old grandma has perkier boobs than this disease.
13. dirtycuban - September 5, 2008 4:22 PM
My boy got into a scuffle with one of her "friends" because her "friend" thought my fellow new yorker pal was "too mean" by saying he hated anyone from LA. She tried to butt into the conversation but he told her stuff it. She looks haggered in person boy. She's from Point Pleasant , NJ, that says it all.
14. dirtycuban - September 5, 2008 4:24 PM
My boy verbally bitch-slapped one of her Kirsten Dunst and Company at some party downtown because her "friend" thought my fellow new yorker pal was being "too mean" by saying he hated anyone from LA. She tried to butt into the conversation but he told her stuff it. She looks haggered in person, believe dat, photos do no justice. She's from Point Pleasant , NJ, that says it all.
15. grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss - September 5, 2008 4:25 PM
I mean
16. Cookie - September 5, 2008 4:26 PM
@7. You are irrelevant. You know why I don't give a shit about Palin one way or the other? Because THIS IS THE SUPERFISH, not some boring ass politico blog. Spare us your craprants and ignorant bullshit like "tardbabies." Fuck you for that totally unnecessary and vulgar lack of compassion.
It's probably hard growing up in whatever hole you crawled out of, so here's some helpful instruction on how to write a responsive Superfish comment:
a. "Dunst is a yucky snaggletooth." (or)
b. "I'd bone the girl next to her in a heartbeat."
Cheers!
17. Andy - September 5, 2008 4:26 PM
She's the color of the Republican convention.
18. Sarah Palin - September 5, 2008 4:30 PM
WORSHIP ME, YOU FUCKING TRIMSOMY-21s! IN TEN YEARS I WILL HAVE CREATED MY OWN TARD ARMY AND THIS COUNTRY WILL BECOME MINE AND I WILL TOLERATE NO DISSENT! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
19. obammy - September 5, 2008 4:34 PM
Hi Revrend Jessay Jackalson. Race pimps see color.
20. Marvin - September 5, 2008 4:36 PM
So, who's the open-mouthed chick KD is with in the last 2 pics? She looks yummy.
21. The United Color of Republican - September 5, 2008 4:37 PM
Speaking to reporters Thursday, Rep. Lynn Westmoreland of Grantville, Ga., described the Obamas as members of an "elitist-class ... that thinks that they're uppity," according to The Hill, a Capitol Hill newspaper.
Asked to clarify whether he intended to use the word, he said, "Yeah, uppity."
In a statement Friday, Westmoreland — a white man who was born in 1950 and raised in the segregated South — said he didn't know that "uppity" was commonly used as a derogatory term for blacks seeking equal treatment. Instead, he referred to the dictionary definition of the word as describing someone who is haughty, snobbish or has inflated self-esteem.
Westmoreland is one of the most conservative members of Congress. He has drawn criticism from civil rights advocates on a number of issues, including last year when he led opposition to renewing the 1965 Voting Rights Act. He also was one of two House members last year who opposed giving the Justice Department more money to crack unsolved civil rights killings.
22. Laura - September 5, 2008 4:37 PM
I'm no fan of that outfit.
23. Laura - September 5, 2008 4:37 PM
I'm no fan of that outfit.
24. havoc - September 5, 2008 4:38 PM
She was drunk.
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25. majority of superficial readers - September 5, 2008 4:42 PM
Oprah's uppity too. If we want to put a white girl on her show, she better do it, or else we'll hook her up to an F-150 for some asphalt surfing.
26. michele20 - September 5, 2008 4:48 PM
Yeah I pretty much hate everything that she is wearing. I think I saw it on a homeless person in Atlanta the other day. And those glasses are fit for a trash can...
27. Bitch Please - September 5, 2008 4:49 PM
I've seen nice boobs in the pages of National Geographic.
28. rough daddy - September 5, 2008 4:49 PM
When is she going to put some muscle tone on that boney ass,,,has she done anything since "interview with a vampire"?
29. Bitch Please - September 5, 2008 4:49 PM
I've seen nicer boobs in the pages of National Geographic.
30. Seriously... - September 5, 2008 4:50 PM
How is this nasty bitch famous in the first place?
31. Agent Smith - September 5, 2008 4:51 PM
Let's not forget about her nasty ass skin. I've seen year old sticks of glue in kindergarten that look more edible than her.
32. obama cultists - September 5, 2008 5:03 PM
Is this the board for politically correct limp-wristed liberal race pimps? You guilty white liberal trash go to your dailykooks website
33. Ted from LA - September 5, 2008 5:07 PM
You know it's time to go to the dentist when your skin is whiter than your teeth.
34. multi-cult queerdos - September 5, 2008 5:08 PM
The Republican convention looked like an episode of Friends or Sex in the City or any other show that the white liberals love to watch.
35. Ted from LA - September 5, 2008 5:09 PM
....or to the tanning booth... whichever it cheaper.
36. - September 5, 2008 5:12 PM
"Is this the board for politically correct limp-wristed liberal race pimps?"
Ha, the truth hurts, doesn't it, pea-brain.
37. toast - September 5, 2008 5:14 PM
I want to see her naked cause I like the taste of puke in my mouth.
38. travis bicle - September 5, 2008 5:28 PM
Saggy tits, Saggy tits, what are they feeding you?
39. Anexio - September 5, 2008 5:43 PM
I talked to her once at a film festival and she smelled like my grandfathers colostomy bag.
And she looks, in person, much much older than she really is.
"She gross", as my alter ego would say.
40. Holyfuck - September 5, 2008 5:49 PM
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOO Gross...
Not even remotely attractive.
41. J@cko - September 5, 2008 5:55 PM
Is it me or are her boobs covering the belly button in picture #1?
42. bernard fleming - September 5, 2008 6:34 PM
So she starred in Spiderman with him and then threw him off the set of the movie he wrote?
She is really a jerk.
43. HankTheDwarf - September 5, 2008 6:46 PM
Wow her tits are already saggy. She's going to age horribly like Melanie Griffith.
44. Natalie - September 5, 2008 6:59 PM
she has saggy boobs
45. Harry - September 5, 2008 7:36 PM
I'd still tap that...but the clock is definitely ticking.
46. Sandy - September 5, 2008 9:04 PM
The girl can't act. She's been playing the same role now for ten years, and all of her lines are delivered in that same insipid, cow-eyed manner that first impressed critics in Interview with a Vampire. She ruined the first Spiderman movie for the (the lame plots ruining the sequels). All I could think is "how can they expect us to think she's a renown supermodel when her teeth jutt out like a sabertooth tiger and her body looks like it's being held up with Spanx and Wonderbras?" Note to Kirsten: ugly people really can't pull off bitchy as there's no payoff in the end.
47. bosendorfer - September 5, 2008 9:09 PM
"Love that Joker!"
"She's been using...Brand Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx."
48. Seriously... - September 6, 2008 2:06 AM
@Bosendorfer
Dude, I spit coke through my nose onto my keyboard at your comment. LOVEd Jack as the Joker!!!
49. bitemebitch - September 6, 2008 4:01 AM
whatafuckingcu*t!
50. uppity obammies - September 6, 2008 12:43 PM
Guilty white liberals are obsessed with color and tend to project their own racism onto others to make themselves feel better. It could be their own lack of color that makes them obsessed with race. They really are a mentally ill group that should also qualify as a minority, which explains the reason they support affirmative racism.
51. Mr. Frieze - September 6, 2008 1:08 PM
She was right to have this guy banned. He should have been more discreet and said what he had to say out of earshot. You try holding up a multi-million dollar production with some guy whispering behind your back. I'm not saying Kirsten isn't annoying, but this writer broke protocol and stepped way out of place.
52. Right wing garbage should be on the curb soon - September 6, 2008 2:34 PM
Looks like the Republicans have destroyed this country and they still are too dumb to realize it. Insurmountable debt, globalization almost complete at least after Russia is taken over, inept cadidates, venom spewing irrationalities perpetuated by the rignt wing media. Man you character should be really proud! We'll see how happy you are in a few more years.
53. Styxchix - September 6, 2008 5:09 PM
@42 - You're confusing Toby Maguire with Toby Young - one the actor, the other the writer........
54. Rainie - September 6, 2008 7:08 PM
Someone needs to tell her to get her teeth whitened!
55. Tazina - September 6, 2008 8:08 PM
Her boobs look like a cow's udder. Teeth, skin, hair - all bad. Acting talent - none. How did she get to be an actress? Must have been timing because it sure wasn't looks or talent.
56. groonk - September 6, 2008 11:02 PM
she's a bitch. and we're surprised by this why?
57. Kahvi - September 6, 2008 11:50 PM
Was going to say something about her needing to wear a bra, but I see that topic's already been covered.
58. deeper - September 7, 2008 2:30 AM
Here's an idea. Both Republicans and Democrats who sit there shrieking and spewing that the other party is wrecking the whole world when they aren't mocking a candidate's children are useless vitriolic tards who need to be put down pronto before they infect the gene pool.
Ah, I love being Independent.
59. deeper - September 7, 2008 2:37 AM
And in other news, all the women who think they're free spirits because they don't wear anything to hold up their tits need to get real. Nobody likes seeing your tatas swinging low and wobbling to and fro, men or women!
60. pantycrickets - September 7, 2008 4:58 AM
Hee hee. I love the hypocrisy of #58. It's almost poetic.
#58 is shrieking and spewing about reps & dems and then calls them "tards"-- which I believe constitutes mocking a certain "wannabe VP's" kid-- and wants them all "put down pronto before they infect the whole gene pool"
Independent of what? Certainly not hypocrisy. You can't sling shit without gettin' some on ya. Welcome to the dungheap.
61. Vic - September 7, 2008 5:37 AM
I do not know if she is a witch, but i am absolutely sure that she is one of the most wonderfull and pretty girl in Hollywood. I am crazy about her.
62. m.munroe - September 7, 2008 12:07 PM
shes an ugly mess.
63. UptakeInOH - September 7, 2008 3:36 PM
I have never understood on what planet she is considered attractive and/or talented. And I can't stand her little Chicklet teeth.
64. Who cares. - September 7, 2008 4:42 PM
Listen to everyone talk shit about her just makes me want to defend her. I loved her in Marie Antoinette and The Virgin Suicides and Eternal Sunshine.
Maybe she was just trying to keep him out of her head? Having been a mediocre actor in the past, I've had problems with overcompensating to make other people happy, which often lead to inauthentic choices. Dude should have kept his convo private in the first place.
Again, we have no idea if this story is true. People love to hate on her. I think it's unfair.
65. I care. - September 7, 2008 4:57 PM
Bitch could open a can of peas wit dem teef. She gotta jacked up grill, no doubt.
66. voracious - September 7, 2008 6:11 PM
Why does everyone hate her, because they think she's ugly? I like her...just cuz everyone hates her lol
67. Rational Rick - September 7, 2008 10:32 PM
well she is ok as Mary Jane I dont like anything else
XOXO
68. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - September 8, 2008 5:32 AM
With a smile like that she could charm any director into giving her her way... he was in fear of being mauled to death.
69. Gourmet Vagina - September 8, 2008 10:40 AM
The last two pictures are amazing . . .the girl in gray is simultaneously pulling off both a Kirsten Dunst AND Heidi Montag impression!
70. Toby - September 8, 2008 11:22 AM
All I did was suggest she pick her tits up off the floor for the scene. I thought it was distracting to the scene for her nipples to be all dirty...
71. Paul - September 8, 2008 11:41 AM
She's gone south quicker than Palin's credibility. Those tats are nasty and the glasses would look better on a dead tramp... oh wait!.....
72. Shannon - September 8, 2008 2:17 PM
Wow, she has turkey neck..... on her arms!
73. NY Ted - September 9, 2008 9:10 AM
Message to all the homely bitches out there in Lala land.
See...you too can become a hollywood star someday too!