Sep 23 2008Kim Kardashian's debut on Dancing with the Stars

fuk u 1st!

First first time bitches!!

reminds me of the scene in Fantasia where the crocodiles were dancing with the hippos with the larger asses.... oh wait.... they were smaller....

The WhoreMeister would like to invite all of you to go fuck yourselves.

haha joedady u fuking douche

kim ur fat ass is the reason y u have no balance, but ilove it!

keep doin wat u do

hey guys, i like her
dont be mean

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"Why am I so unbalanced?"
BAHAHAHAHA, it's b/c half your weight resides in your gimungous ass cheeks STUPID!!

she looks good with her hair like that.

Ha! The chick judge said Kim's not used to using her head!

She's been pissed on in a sex tape, Tom Bergeron. I don't think there's anything Bruno could say that could damage her reputation or hurt her mom's feelings. What a nasty ass slag.

1.) ABC now stands for Awkwardly Balanced Caboose, Awkward But Cold, Awkward Big Clodhopper
2.) Jasmine NEVER had a camel hump that big. Such a huge backside would tear through poor Carpet. Babu would fall in and never be seen nor heard again. OTOH, Genie wouldn't have live in that bottle ever again, more room in the ginormous ass-palace.

lol "Why am I so unbalanced??" hahaha

Did she SERIOUSLY say "I'm best known for being a reality TV star"?
And here I thought she was best known for taking a black dude's toboggan in her butt on camera.

She would have done much better but she became very distracted when she looked out into the audience and spotted a black guy jiggling his leg.

Dear Kidnapper,

I watched most of this video before getting bored, and heard Kim say, during practice, "Why am I still off balance?"

Upon reading this post, however, I did not find any reference to the obvious explanation for her poor equilibrium.

As said explanation is the favorite topic of the superficial writer, I can only assume that he has been kidnapped, and that this post is a clever way to avoid drawing attention from the authorities, while still seeking ransom from the writer's fans.

So, my question to you is: What do you want from us?

Sincerely,
A concerned reader.

Kim says she is best known for her reality show, but in reality she is best known for doing porn with her boyfriend and he claims to have a fat fettish. Kim does not have a lot of muscle tone which prevents her from having good balance. This is why they did simple dance moves. Kim's dance performance was boring and she did not connect with the audience or judges because this would force Kim to think about others instead of herself.

Even though I can't stand the woman, I thought she looked awesome. Dancing? Meh, I have to agree with the judges, she just didn't seem to connect. She has the moves but she has to put personality with them... oh... wait... she doesn't HAVE personality. K she's fucked.

I found a really good clip on YouTube of Kim practicing for the show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UeCRY1wciA

MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK MUDSHARK

VERY mediocre ... you can even see her legs for the silly dancing dress ... it needs to be shorter, duh !!!

Shes Beautiful

Too bad she has such a propensity for dark meat.

I still don't know what she is, mexican, interracial, indian, alien? whatever. I like to masterbate to her and that's all she's good for.

LardAss
Mudshark
No Talent
Dumbass

This fat ass thinks she's special, she is really a DUD!

LardAss
Mudshark
No Talent
Dumbass

This fat ass thinks she's special, she is really a DUD!

What a whore

16 and 17 right on. I think this is the best she has ever looked, however she was dull, like she's counting on her looks and her ass to get her to the next show.

I was hoping she was going to dance to R. Kelley's "I Want to Pee On You".
sorry Dave Chappelle, we know you're above what made you awesome, but that shit was funny.

SO pretty

Who watches this crap anyway? and why does'nt he have constant wood?

BELLISSMA!

"The one thing that could slow medown is I have trouble with balance, why am I so unbalnced?"

Really Kim? Do you really need to ask that? Awe you are that stupid aren't you?
Well fat ass the reason you have "trouble" with balance is because your ass weighs a metric ton. It's a little something called gravity, don't worry you'll learn a lot more about it as time goes by and big fat lardy things, like your ass and tits, start to go south. Ah gravity a fat girls kryptonite.

Now let me help your little pea brain understand this concept, it's basically like if a Jennifer Love Hugeportions was trying to stand up straight and dance with Rose O'Donell strapped to her backside... oh and Rosie was holding two freakishly huge turkeys(her lunch) and lying on an industrial strength heart shaped water bed (so basically she's "working") ALL THIS is going on on Jennifer's rear which is already sizeable to begin with.
I mean it's a miracle you can stand, you should really be in a wheelchair never able to walk again. So just be grateful that you can even waddle around the dance floor, and pray for the sake of your partners family that you don't fall on him.

Kim, you're such a tease pretending you don't move like a snake, luring all to your lair to bite down on them with oodles of loving venom! Loved the outfit, pink certainly brings out the best in you.

Congratulations on your first ever dance. Just so you know, I did call the 800 # and gave you my vote. Love you lots!

xoxo

Randal

Notice he didn't try to do any lifts? Her ginormous ass would crush him!

OINK OINK

She is fat by any standards. Huge fat lard ass, short fat legs, monster feet and a huge mouth big enough to deep throat horse or donkey dicks with.

Fuckin worthless trash!

#30, hilarious, you made my day.

This show sucks so badly. Aren't senior citizen's the only ones who watch this shit?

Shes stunning

...yea, stunningly retarded and FAT

Kims lardbottom has its own zip code.

What has she done to earn the title "star"? She let some dumbass piss on her.
She must give head to the paparazzis and this shows producer and let them piss on her. That's all she's good for.

She thinks she's some kind of Princess Diana with millions of adoring fans and everyone respects her. In reality she's seen as a urinal and a vapid attention whore.

Step aside Kim. Take a bath (without the urine).

She must be blowing the Superficial writer; he sure is obsessed with her extremely large butt.

Ronin: and YOU'RE not? (obsessed with her large butt or being blow by KK?) I'm just obsessed with the bootay, myself. However, I did notice that the camera seemed to pull back every time there was an extended rear-shot; also, that dress didn't do much to indicate her possible butt capacity. I think they need to put her in Daisy Dukes and find her something to "drop" to...if you catch my drift. Then, I shall be able to make my true "ass"essment as to her "ass"ets. HA! And start masturbating furiously, as well.

Hmmm. Its the nodding along to the Princess Jasmine comment that has fucked me off.

I can live with the fat ass, the sex tape abasement and the general lack of merit to humanity. However, believing your own hype to the extent you expect those kind of comments as validation of your own self opinion....oh dear.

Oh dear. Oh dear.

Wow- she's a really bad dancer.

Why are two of the judges European? Do you have no bloody American people in America, or is that you require the superior European intellect to tell you whether you are any good?!

How does a person who praces around completely overdressed and in stilettos all the time still be so ungraceful?

Actually - I, personally, thought she was quite good.
(not that I've seen the show)

Kim Kardashian is so disgusting.

I don't know why everyone is so worried about The Swedes recreating the Big Bang; If the world is going to implode upon itself, it will almost certainly be into her massive ass.

Hmmmm she's a very stiff dancer... The guy has a better chance of winning with a 6 ft. metal pole as his partner...

#46 Joe Cat - I don't think it was the Swedes - although I never did trust that Mats Sundin guy - it's the Swiss with that 'Black Hole' or (African American Hole -PC) generator we gotta worry about.
Cliff Notes : Is it true you're still waiting for the 'big bang' Bink ?
Binky : ....Cliff - you're beginning to get on my nerves.

"Reality tv star". LOL

Kim Kardashian makes me want to gouge my face off with a fork. Someone please assassinate this girl...

It doesn't look like she's dancing so much as moving a refrigerator

Yeah; I want to see him try to LIFT her fat ass over his head. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

... Or even just knee-height. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Why isn't the show called "Dancing with the Fat Whores"?

She's "unbalanced" because that ENORMOUS FAT ASS of hers throws her off kilter.

I thought she would have much more personality and spark -- but she came across as a charmless dullard with absolutely no athleticism nor dancing ability.

I think this will backfire on her career-wise -- it just shows how one-dimensional she really is (just a pretty face and nothing else).

actually she is off balance because of her huge breast implants
remind me again what has this gal DONE
Nothing
she is the dark haired Paris hilton
she has had tons of plastic surgery
her whole family has
and it has not helped her at all
she does not come across as hot and sexy in her dancing
just dull and boring and nada
boring
cloris leachman was sexier

actually she is off balance because of her huge breast implants
remind me again what has this gal DONE
Nothing
she is the dark haired Paris hilton
she has had tons of plastic surgery
her whole family has
and it has not helped her at all
she does not come across as hot and sexy in her dancing
just dull and boring and nada
boring
cloris leachman was sexier

actually she is off balance because of her huge breast implants
remind me again what has this gal DONE
Nothing
she is the dark haired Paris hilton
she has had tons of plastic surgery
her whole family has
and it has not helped her at all
she does not come across as hot and sexy in her dancing
just dull and boring and nada
boring
cloris leachman was sexier

Even while she's rehearsing you can see how monstrously fat she is--and not just in her ass. Her ass just happens to be the fattest thing about her. Make no mistake though--it's not the only thing that is fat about this lard ass Tub of Lard! GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD KIM--YOU ARE FAT AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT! You are even too fat to dance. You cannot even dance correctly because you are so hugely fat. Just admit it already, that's all.

her dance looks not so bad!! LOL~
it's said that her sexy photos were found at ___MatchWealthy.C O M__ AN luxury dating club for successful singles,reported by eonline yesterday! i don't know why was he there, maybe he was looking for hot girls!

What did the judge say?

The whole package is there!? - Yes, i think so...

Out of balance? What out of balance?

is it just me or did she not really do anything at all? looks like she learned the moves a few days after she debuted. but of course they wont elimnate her till later because the chance that she falls and bursts her big ass is the reason some people are tuning in.

It's that layer of whale blubber that will keep her from getting hurt when natures laws override her desires to be a dancer. and it will be fuggin hilarious when she plops! It'll register as a small earthquake and folks in retirement homes will be startled and call 911.

All lard and no talent. Her clock is ticking tick tick tick tick

Time for more sex tapes fatty. Then after 2 of those the interest will fizzle and it will be time to call Uncle Leo about that job at his dry cleaners.

Buh bye Kim!

Alright. I'm convinced that fatass paid her way into this, What a shitpile of a routine. He looked like he was dancing with a corpse.

I know none of you watch the show because you're so busy with your exciting lives (i.e. blogging all day on the superficial.com) but they are not allowed to lift their partners.

Not that he could.

#55-57 dear dear susanna, while you have some very valid points which of course don't at all imply any hint of jelousy on your part, you only have to tell us a single time how you feel. only hit the button once.

@#22 - Her heritage is Armenian, which means she will soon have a mustache to go with that huge flapjack ass

@#43 - Superior European intellect, eh? You mean the superior intellect that told you David Hassellhoff was a good singer? LOL! Put on your capri pants and don't forget your man purse, you little Euro-twat surrender monkey.

Let's pray for mimi, the douchebag retarded celebrity wankers discussed on this site, pray that God guides us all, and pray for the little euro-twat surrender monkeys posting comments here. Justice and fairness for all.

Ignoring God will get you/us condemned to Gods torture chamber. (Hell)

Amen

give the girl a break. it takes some real fat ass skill to kill a dance number the way that kim has. in fact i wonder what those buns will look like when kim's 40. will they sag down to her ankles? or worse, will they wrap around her feet and cause her to lose her balance and trip? probably. the up shot is that her boobs will break the fall as long as the implants don't explode. if kim is lucky her ass will implode and the energy released will reach her brain and increase her ability to think. i mean to really think. she might become an intellectual. might. or maybe she'll teach dance. maybe. some body tell me why she thinks she's so cute. please.

So she can't dance either

I hope that fat fuck flabby flapjack urine drinking untalented spoiled bitch mudshark niggerlover reads this site. We suspect she and her sisters read it and post the comments in support of lard ass Kim. One sister has caused a sasquatch scare. If Kim falls on this show there will be about 2-on-the-richter-scale earhquake. How does her dance partner deal with the foul odor? Of course she dances like a corpse, she doesn't want jiggling rolls of flab and fat caught on film.

Wow, her dancing sucks. It's funny how she tries to maintain an 'optimistic' face in the video while the judges criticize her. I almost feel sorry for the skank.