Sep 10 2008Kim Kardashian's Dancing with the Stars partner is in for some heavy lifting

I am first I am first the first time I ever did anything right

yeah id catapult on that ass head first,,,if ya know what i mean!

That thing is hideous. It looks like a freaking cartoon.

third?

Her poor dancing partner. Worst part is that for lunch she had the national dish of Armenia (5 types of beans mixed with pubic hair).

shit.

i love how she was supposed to be toning it down and yet she is holding what looks like a McDonald's cup....

She missed a lot of her steps, her partner collapsed during an attempted lift, near the end she fell on him and farted on his head, and on the way out she plugged a toilet (again).

All in all, a good day.

@2
A picture of a lion? Wow, you're more retarded than I initially thought. And that's quite a feat to accomplish. Congratulations fucktard.

@9 trust me, he takes that as a compliment..

i can't understand the constent dissing of K squared's ass. It is awesome. I'd be all over that in a new york minute.

I'd lick every one of the shit-stained little toilet paper pellets clinging to dark curly hairs surrounding her perpetually sweating asshole.

she be lookin a lot better then before..can't wait to see her on dancing with the stars.

she be lookin a lot better then before..can't wait to see her on dancing with the stars.

Two thumbs, up. Fine holiday fun.

Her ass reminds me of my black lab's ass; all big and wide. I'm half-expecting to see a tail sticking out of her end. Hopefully she doesn't end up w/ hip dysplasia one day (yeah, like I care).

Fake!!! That's the same ass from Never Back Down.

Please, her butt only looks big when she's wearing clothes. Have you ever seen her do a side profile shot in a bikini....that's because she can't wear her padded butt....

That's not an ass....it was supposed to be her twin.

eating her would resurrect me to in bundy fashion

hahah look at those 2 morons psychoanalizing the picture i put up to seperate me and the fakers,,,lucky for your employers you two have the I.Q. of lint!

I just wanna wash it -- is that weird?

Best ass on the planet....

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and why you idiots curious about roughness anyway?

She just going to embarrass, no pun intended, ok yes it was, herself.

LOL "heavy lifting" yeeeah that was funny, but seriously I would still fuck her!

meh. First requirement for a nice ass is smooth curves, and she's lumpy unless she's wearing some type of "foundation garment."

Forget about finding corn in there, you'll find a few cobs.

Everyone and their mother seems to appear on "Dancing With The Stars." I guess there really is no good point to my post. Just bored I guess like I always am when I come to this site.

All of my blowup doll's curves are perfectly smooth.

Why is her dancing partner white? He'll have to touch her, and everybody knows Kim exclusively prefers used-to-be-and-still-should-be slaves. Probably they tried but as always, they couldn't find one who was willing to work hard, or even show up on time.

Kim is so sexy, I love kim kim kim...choo chhooo chhhaaaarooo!!

In other news, someone made some posts using my name yesterday on the CA VMA story. I am the one and only Fumus. So please...no autographs or copycats.

MMMMMMMMMMMuuuuuuddddddddddd - Shark.

Picture how Ed McMahaon would say it.

How sad that Kim has to wear a butt girdle that I normally see on old ladies. Too bad she does not have the discipline to push herself away from the plate.

I have had anal sex with my girlfriend 3 times and enjoyed it everytime. I love her. But I have to say I would not only cram my cock in her ass, but also eat the shit out of it -- she is that HOT!!!

Mark ballas is sexy

I meant to say I would eat the shit out of Kim's ass, not my girlfriends... that would be gross. :-)

I hear she has to plan her farts a day in advance......

hahaha

I would be embarrassed to have an ass that fat. Well, rough daddy would know all about that..

If the Governor of Texas was smart………he would fly KK down to Houston………fill her up with Taco Bell…….bend her over with her ass pointing towards Ike……and blow that fucker back to Cuba.

Thats f***** up ya'll just cuz she has an a** doesn't mean shes heavy or fat. In a world of anorexia giving us ugly ass models and skeletal actresses its nice to see a woman actually have a classic sexy body. Marilyn Monroe, Ava Gardner, Raquel Welch, Betty Page, these are the classic american sex symbols and it wasn't because they puked up their lunch. Real Women have curves, swizzle sticks are gross. If you fantasize about sleeping with skeletons then you need your head examined. And if you've ever seen modern dancers like on so you think you can dance then you know that those girls always got body!

thank you #39 for your help
and Frist? Kim is the 9th wonder of the world! before you call her fat, get rid of that blubber spilling over your panties!

I see nothing....

I love how she thought she'd loose weight. Just like all the fat chicks who start working out a little and then double their food intake. Bitch please the equation is simple eat less and exercise more, how fucking hard is that?

1200-1500 calories a day and at least 1 hour of real exercise a day, not chatting it up with boys in full make up and juicy sweats pretending to work out at your local gym, but an actual workout evident by sweat on your face and body and the sweat of some dirty steroid freak dripping on you while you make out behind the elypticals doesn't count skanks.

P.S. Two hours of working 4-5 days a week is better as it will boost your metabolism.

#42

You are the typical fat American in denial about what is fat and what is fit. Sure some guys like fat in the right places on their fat chicks, but a doctor will say it is unhealthy because it is a fact. Most Americans are overweight like Kim and sure the models are underweight because this is what the industry dictates, but the majority of Americans are fat like Kim. This is why seeing a fit female is a major treat. Marilyn Monroe had a natural classic hourglass figure and Kim has a pear shaped figure with breast implants. Most guys fantasize about nice looking fit females and not fat chicks like Kim or underweight chicks. The bottom line is a fit female that eats in moderation (unlike Kim) and exercises regularly (unlike Kim) are the most attractive and desired. How much of a turn on is it for a guy to see a fat chick take off her girdle and release all her flab?

She states that in regard to her own daughter they supported her decision unconditionally in regards to her pregnancy but she does not support access to birth control or responsible s exual education (something that might have helped her own daughter apparently) or giving other women the right to choose whether or not to terminate a pregnancy regardless of the circumstances (for all of you so called Christians, talk to the unwanted children brought into this world who are now in the system after years of being b eaten, b urned, r aped, st arved, lo cked in closets…see the damage that the abu*e has done to them & how they will never be able to have any kind of normal life & then try to tell me that ending the pregnancy in the first trimester wouldn’t have been better).

She’s beautiful & has a beautiful family? Yeah, because the potential leader of the free world should be good looking. That’s the most important factor to consider.

Resourceful? Yeah, it was resourceful to use state funds for her travel expenses “An analysis of travel statements filed by the governor, now John McCain’s Republican running mate, shows she claimed the per diem allowance on 312 occasions when she was home in Wasilla and that she billed taxpayers $43,490 for travel by her husband and children…State finance director Kim Garnero told the paper the government covers the travel costs of anyone conducting state business and, “I can’t imagine kids could be doing that.”
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I suppose she is the voice of our future, if we want our future to continue to be a spiraling federal deficit, being hated internationally (let’s forget for a moment that European leaders say Obama could help improve this), stumbling economy, a scandal plagued administration, inept leaders who aren’t qualified for the job (”you’re doing a heck of a job Brownie”), continued slashing of social programs, declining education…yeah, I guess she is a voice for the future. If you want that future to be a disaster!

Let’s vote out leadership that has had 8 years & has run this country into the ground & get someone new to lead this country!!

Hate to get all technical on you veggi a.k.a #31, but no one Kim's age or close to her age today has ever been the kind of slave you're reffering to. Get over it. Slavery's like the old fashion, because it's dead. Thank God for that. Let the Nappies be happy, and just get over it already.

#47 - First let start off by saying fuck you asswipe. Second, the only way I will vote for Obama is if does a commercial for the the FDA promoting the health advantages of eating watermelon.

Exsqeeze me???? I have no blubber thanks. God you're such a fart face!!!

Thanks #47.

You just helped me decide to vote for McCain/Palin.

Thanks!

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#47
I agree with you and I hope the majority of American voters stay informed with facts and not lies and practice logic and critical thinking when voting. Palin is all for teaching abstinence, but obviously it did not work for her daughter.

Please stay informed with the facts by visiting the following web site:
www.factcheck.org

Getting a little touchy there huh? sticks and stones!
Hey Frist I heard you have a good weapons against muggers, you use your face to run them off,,,,,,

She's dancing with someone who ain't a nigger, that's weird.

I was going to vote for McCain before it became Palin/McCain.

Unlike Obama, McCain's a real American man, and 10 times the man Bill Clinton or George Bush will ever be. He's lived a life that makes him more worthy of the presidency than anybody in recent memory. But in the last few weeks he's thrown all that aside and frantically rearranged his stated beliefs to appeal to Mrs. Palin's fans. She's front and center in the pictures, with him behind her, smiling as if to say "Me too!" It's the exact role Cindy McCain used to have.

He's hiding behind a skirt. I can't believe it. I'm sitting this one out (sorry, Obama, I only vote for Americans).

I'll be at one of the polls.

I'll be sucking one of the poles.

Obama be hating the white "man" not that they really men. Nappy headed hos.
Nappy nappy.

What gives everyone the idea that Obama's not a real American? He would not even be eligible to run for office if he weren't.

His mom was a hippie who preferred living anywhere but the U.S., and her dad was African. He's

...American in only the most technical sense.

Kim's sex partners (the nigs) won't admit it, but Obama is disappointing as (probably) the first black President. It was supposed to be somebody descended from slaves, rising all the way to the White House. It wasn't supposed to be an Oreo with a fat ugly white America-hating hippie mom and a drive-by impregnator native African dad (who then goes back to the land of failure, starvation, and flies, to talk to all the other jigaboos by making click-clack noises).

But I dunno, maybe it was never going to happen. All the descendants of slaves that I've ever seen have been lazy complainers who sit around all day drinking the cheapest liquor and waiting for handouts.

The man clearly hates whites which is why he went to Pastor Wright's church. End of story no BS.

...wasn't Cameron Diaz's birthday on the 30th of last month?
No post?

...wasn't Cameron Diaz's birthday on the 30th of last month?
No post?

Palin was a member of a Pentecostal church, complete with the gibbering in tongues. 100% religious psycho - if you see somebody convulsing and going all "la la la blah abba gala ga" you should burst out laughing, not feel like you're in the presence of God. If McCain gets elected, he'll keel over in about a year, Palin will take over, and she'll order a nuclear bombing of Iran because God spoke to her through the Secretary of Defense. It will turn out that she misinterpreted him when he had a stroke during a routine defense briefing.

Why not reinstate slavery now that the economy is destroyed. Hell our glorious Red Chinese friends do it and they take all our jobs and factories away!
Bring back slavery for a healthier America. We got people here that we trained for the job long ago doing nothing better than rapping and shooting and showing off their underwear in the streets.

Like I said #60 he wouldn't be eligible to run if he weren't American. #67 if they do ever bring slavery back then they might as well just kill me. Im sure many other blacks feel the same way I do. I wiil be no man's slave ever. Im not a dog, nor am I livestock. You must be joking if you think this will make America a healthier, better place.

Do you have any idea how pissed of Kim is that we're not even bothering to talk about her here? Her "people" monitor this site, among others.

*HI, KIM'S ASSISTANT! HOW'S IT GOING? DID SHE RIP ANOTHER ONE OF HER ARMENIAN DEATH FARTS?"

You mean she's gonna be letting a white guy do something physical with her?

When we netted them in Africa, chained 'em up, and shipped them over here to work in the fields, they were pretty strong, like pack animals. Now they're lazy as hell and they bitch about having to do even 5 minutes of work. That negates (nigates?) the value of re-instituting of slavery. Fifty years ago we should have killed 2 birds with 1 stone and restarted slavery, but this time using Arabs.

#66

Palin's church believes that we need the war in Iraq so that they will see the return of Christ. She is scary and does not belong in the White House. Vote Republican.

#72

OOOPS! I meant VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!!!!

Wow, politics and racism, god I hope none of you are registered to vote...hate to think you could help decide this country's future. All gone to shit because of you fools..

#55 - if it turns out McCain's tapping Palin's ass, will you vote for him then? Because you gotta respect him in that case, who cares about what he says in front of the cameras.

No, FRIST, the country's gone to shit because of the very nature of democracy: an informed voter is a voter whose vote doesn't count any more than the vote of a complete idiot.

#74 it's sort of sickening isn't it? Good thing is this world won't last forever, and even if that sounds ironic it's a good thing. I wouldn't want to live with these people on this single planet more than 100 years.

If you changed nothing else about Palin, but made her as homely as Hillary Clinton, none of the "buzz" would be happening right now.

Well there's sure a lot of idiots here Ben F.
Maybe I'll join you flying a kite.

Kim will be voted off that show quickly.

Most of the people that watch it are women, and they hate her. I can't say I blame them, she's famous for her fat ass, having a sex tape, and being a human urinal. She is a disgrace to women, humanity, her heritage and this country.

#80 - now, now, let's refrain from hyperbole. The only way Kim could be a disgrace to her heritage would be if she got so wrapped up in trying to get her neighbor's goat to pee on her that she forgot to steal it.

# 80 - yeah but what do you really think ?
Try not to hold back this time

#76 and 77...exactly, thank god there are a few of us out there with enough intelligence to know what to do on the superficial. Take your pants off, take a couple prozacs, chug a beer, and make fun of that gigantic, ridiculous looking ASS!!!!!!

I'm watching that show just for Kim's and Misty May's booties.

The Republicans try to act righteous, but they are worse than the Democrats. The former Republican Speaker of the House Gingrich tried to impeach Clinton while Gingrich was having an affair. Monica basically threw herself on Clinton over and over again until he finally gave in. They never had intercourse but she did give him a quick BJ and his semen landed on her big fat dress. And Monica the cunt yes I said cunt because she is a cunt stuck a cigar up her pussy for Clinton, probably because he would not give her his cock ha! ha! Monica had no business in the White House, but found a way while no one else was around during Christmas break. The first day she saw Clinton, she lifted up her dress to show Clinton her big fat ass in a thong and I hate that big fat ugly dumb slutty cunt bitch. Clinton has been the best President in my life time. And the chick that slept with Edwards has a reputation for being a huge coke head party girl and she is a cunt too. They will both go down in history as cunts.

lol oh wow..the ones who hate kim are racist and jealous..funny
kim is a beautiful girl and yah she does probably wear padding to make that ass look bigger.
Ive seen her in person and she's petite as hell and her ass isnt that big. (even one of her DWTS costar said it..look on TMZ)

lol oh wow..the ones who hate kim are racist and jealous..funny
kim is a beautiful girl and yah she does probably wear padding to make that ass look bigger.
Ive seen her in person and she's petite as hell and her ass isnt that big. (even one of her DWTS costar said it..look on TMZ)

squeel like a pig

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I saw Kim at a club and I am the same height as her and petite, but Kim looks huge next to me. Kim is not petite, but short and fat. Perhaps fat females with low self esteem might be jealous of Kim. Seriously most females do not want to get famous for doing bad porn like Kim and having a big fat loose ass.

I think 'Vote for Obama'and 'Clinton Rocks" need to take their collective ass and stupid political rants/blatant campaigning elsewhere like a real political blog where people will call out the shit they spout...or maybe they are the same idiot and fear a challenge. Anyway, thats how dumb a democrat/socialist is...they post political stuff on a celebrity blog.

I digress. What is fat about this person? Doc talks as if he/she/it has measured Kim's bodyfat with a skinfold calipher. Yea, she is not a twig, has breast implants and a quetionable ass, but I cannot see anything fat about her....Let me see-trim torso, small waist, slender arms, normal looking, albeit triangular legs,.....what gives????

Daaamn, don't hate! I loves that arse!! You go girl!!

I'm a strong believer that she got both breast and butt implants.
She can deny it all she wants.
Paris Hilton denies she got a nose job, when the whole world knows she got a least two. (Her latest nose job was terrible, btw)

"Jesus Santa Claus Christ"... lmao... consider that one stolen.

i love how you dumb asses can sit here and argue over politics on a gossip website.

go have a conversation with someone in person. its not hard.

why does an article about a fat slut turn into Obama and McCain arguments?

it doesn't make sense

Maybe she's filling her buttpad up with helium?

When is she going to take that band aid off her toe? What a wimp. Jeeze, I had major surgery 8 days ago and I have already picked the surgical glue off my incision.

I am so proud to be American now that we will have a vice president that speaks with a forked tongue.
Republicans personify the very essence of man's foul nature. Violent, hypocritical, lacking compassion, liars, war mongerors, thieves, perverts. Essentially what needs to be bred out of our DNA but it will never happen.
You see, these vermin are the puppets that dance on the strings of the Illuminati.
Hail the Illiumined! Hail the bringer of Light! Praise Lucifer!

Lucifer is the God of the illumined you are worthless piles of shit.

89,...haha whatever she did doesnt take away from that fact that she's quite pretty..ur delusional if u think she's fat..or maybe ur one of those who weighs 70 lbs but sees a huge person in the mirror..

.........................START WITH donald dick(trump).

Man there are a lot of dumb, ignorant, racist and superficial muthaf*ckas posting shit in here right now...I wouldnt be surprised that the person who made reference to how a "should-still-be slave" should be her dancing partner is the same one who talkin bout "typical" fat americans...lmao, dumbasses I tell you...to even make a superficial speculation on a person uve never seen before in ur life is ignorant...to those guys who are even callin Kim K fat prolly cant even physically handle what she got to offer (if u know what i mean). These are the same guys who are lookin for the chicks who are the size of f*ckin fish sticks, eat nuthin but celery and drink crystal light only to throw that shit back up an hour later...how physically fit u think those chicks are? They prolly run for bout an hour every day, weigh 85 lbs and still end up being obese...if this confuses anyone, research on the true meaning of being obese...its not just how you look you dumbasses.

I thank you for your time...I will now go and search for my wife who will not break in half when I........

Big fat ass.
Lack of talent.
Human urinal.
Dull, fake and boring.

...and she's a mudshark.

'nuff said.

I disagree with what most of you said above. In fact, I wrote an article with more revealing images of her. Read it, if you disagree with what is said there, send your comments here.

Even her feet are hot...I think I just busted a nut

Just finished watching behind the scenes on "Disaster Movie" (new movie by Kim)....Only thing that popped in my mind 1. What an idiotic movie 2. Kim's uses pads on her azz, fur shure! Her ass in the movie is nothing close to her Freakishly large ass in her pics!

What if Kim had of picked Palin for her partner first. I would have loved to see Kim's big ass fall on Sarah's face during a dance or better still, I'd love to see Palin's head get stuck up her own ass. Then I'm sure, all McCain's whoresuits and all McCain's Klan could not pull Palin's head out of her ass.

It's a Baja Fresh you jerk.

Well, she has butt implants. I never got guys digging silicone or saline implants. It looks ridiculous. This is a hilarious video of a woman who was pissed about her buttplant surgery hahaha. The reporters cant keep it together while reporting the story. Everytime I see a post about that midget Kim I think of this videoclip. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ifCR7A27Hk

veggie is wilted...ummm...yeah

Can someone get rid of all these self-righteous c*nts raving about Palin and the evils of Republicans? Seriously, "one pathetic political blogger having a conversation with himself," you need to get some effing perspective and stop spamming boards with your whines.

she looks a lot better now than she did before. props.

Well, I do believe most of you are jealous of her beauty. She does have a lot going on behind, but that's cool, some have it in front, some in behind and she is blessed with both! Too bad she did not dance that great on DWTS. I would have liked to watch her more!

I thought the decision the viewers made was absolutely right. Kim K is neither innocent nor shy no matter how hard she tried to prove that point. Posing for playboy and filming a reality tv show are two good indications that she is, in fact, not shy, making her affectations on the show manipulative and false. She seemed to think that just showing up and smiling would gloss over her poor dancing and win votes.