Sep 18 2008Kim Kardashian in Spandex

Nice!

FIRST!

Third!!!

What a nice ass!!!

perfect

Kim..........If you are going for the "Tijuana Hooker" look.........You nailed it.

Looks like she halved a melon and stuck it on her ass...

7Th

I would LOVE to get my hands on that ass!

a nice ass makes me harder than chinese arithmetic

gives the grand canyon a run for it's money

"my moon rover stalled halfway up her left cheek."

Good one!

i'd do her with wine goggles on

No fucking way that is real...

Yay! Finally, Fish, you posted about me! I was so sick of hearing about other people. Now its all about me!

Hey everybody don't forget to vote for me on "Dancing With The Stars!"

xoxoxoxox
-Kim

That thing is fucking incredible, but let's face it, she's had a lot of work done. I wouldn't put it past her to throw some ass-implants in there as well. Until she or her plastic surgeon finally admit it that it's fake, I'm going to go ahead and pretend it's real.

Inb4 fat.

I feeel sorry for those spandex pants.

I'm pretty convinced that ass is not natural. The way she's turning it toward the camera only convinces me further. Not that I wouldn't like to get my hands on it, though...

Poor Kim having to wear her standard butt girdle. How embarassing to have to wear a girdle when she's never had kids.

Nipolian:

Do hookers in TJ really look like that? I gotta get to TJ. That ass would look great all oiled up and . . . painted, if you know what I mean.

do those spandex pants have zippers down the legs?

i swear it looks like she's wearing some kind of ass-lifting garb underneath. even looks a little discolored around her right cheek.

God shes beautiful. Too bad she has such a propensity for dark meat.

yuch

Oh, come on. That is a butt pad. And if it isn't padding then it is some sort of military-grade pantyhose that is keeping that big sloppy ass in shape. If that ass is real then you take her out of those spandex and basically you are looking at the ass of Roseanne Barr.

Padding or fatty?

From the neck down she looks like an illegal picking up the dry cleaning before heading back to clean the toilets. Then you look up, and realize...SHE'S the toilet.

If this is a butt-pad then please, please I'm begging you to tell me where I can get one like this.... I want my ass to look like this

Look at her in bikini's, it's not a buttpad.... If she's had work done or not, who cares. She looks good. Just because she's not a bag of bones like the rest of Hollywood does not mean she's fat.... How can anyone call this fat at all?

Whatever... To each it's own. I'm in no way a fan of this woman and neither do I give a flying fuck who she's fucking or what the hell she's doing. She's one of the many "stars", if you want to call her that at all, in the public eye, making money for having NO talent at all. But whatever she's doing, seems to be working. Cuz didn't the bitch not only just make a dumbshit movie and is now going to bleed poor people's eyes out with this Dancing BS????

I'm out this bitch.... PEACE OUT LOSERS!!!!!

The funniest comments go to the following:
#5,6,9,12,15,17,19,21,22

lol!

What happened to all the fat ass bitches saying Kim is not fat but curvy lol!

Kim use to be petite but she ate too much and got a big fat loose ass. There are pictures of Kim before she got a big fat loose ass, before she got her breast implants, and before she got her nose job. You must have a big fat loose ass like Kim and I. Yes I have a big fat loose ass like Kim and I rely on girdles like Kim because my ass is nothing without my girdle just like Kim. Some guys are disappointed after I take my girdle off and my ass goes south and I tell them to fuck off if you don't like it because I love to eat and I'm not loosing weight. If you want butt girdles then here are some of my favorite places. Good luck with you butt girdles.

www.lovemybubbles.com

#24 I'm right HERE!!

i would eat that ass nonstop, for hours.

whatever she is doing I don't care. As long as she keeps that ass it is al good.

I think she is looking a lot more toned. You can tell her face looks slimmer, too.

whatever she is doing I don't care. As long as she keeps that ass it is all good. http://frigginrandom.com

Blonsky looks like she lost 10-15lbs.....

I love big butt females like Kim. I don't care that Kim relies on a girdle and that her ass is not perky. I wish she would not wear a girdle because I would love to see her ass shake like jello when she walks.

Her ass puts the "span" in spandex.

That is one big, nasty, greasy, mudsharkin', filthy, nasty, gigantic, urine soaked ass.

I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

Personally, I think its a butt pad...She has a big ass, but I can't see how her ass would stick out THAT far. In the past, Its "ginormousy" has fluctuated from pic to pic.

If it is real, she's going to need a sling for it by the time she's 30 to keep it off the back of her thighs.

I love that ass!

Oh, and her tits are still uglier than sin...Big stretched out pancake nips are not attractive...Neither is a girl thats in constant need of a full body wax either.

That girl is one ugly hairy disgusting thing..................

If Reggie wants any back door action I hope he has more the 12 inches. If not it is just cheek humping..

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she's cute, but do you have any idea how bad armernians smell when they get wet?

Ew.

I didn't realize racist hicks could read, much less write their ignorant filth? We are judging her looks (which heaven forbid not be "all American"), not who she's f*cking.

It sickens me to know that she lets what comes out of her in the morning after her coffee go back into her ass when she hooks up with her beau...at least it looks the same, long and brown.

Eew.

Tell us how bad do Armenians smell when they get wet? And how do you know? Are you Armenian?

she has great skin.

@43 Sars

Im surprised a chinese airborne disease could read, let alone type. Arent you racist for only attacking the chinese?

You stick to trying to make it through peoples face-masks and we'll stick to ruling the wit here.

Thanks, and lookout for that cure! It will get you when you least expect it.

I bet that oreo Obama loves that phat ass!!!

LMAO..she has to get hte fuck outta here with that padded ass.
look in that pic where it's just her back, NO ONE's ass cheeks separate like that from the thighs. and 2, no one loses all that weight but maintains the one desirable body part a lotta girls want ..tHAT BIG...
she's cute..but wud be cuter if it werent for her fake ass
Kim, kim ...going on the 20th minute of her fame

LMAO..she has to get hte fuck outta here with that padded ass.
look in that pic where it's just her back, NO ONE's ass cheeks separate like that from the thighs. and 2, no one loses all that weight but maintains the one desirable body part a lotta girls want ..tHAT BIG...
she's cute..but wud be cuter if it werent for her fake ass
Kim, kim ...going on the 20th minute of her fame

So, what star is going to be her dance partner? Surely they don't expect us to see her as a star. Damn, Hollyweird is making stars outta nasty mudsharks now?

Please, an ass like that is certainly possible without buttpads. I should know, my body looks just like hers, and I've never had a complaint from any man.

Judging by that ass, this chick drops the biggest logs known to mankind. I hear that Kim has to wipe herself with a rag on a stick.

52....an ass that big is possible, but HER ass doesnt look natural
i saw her once n I made it a point to look at that thing..and yah pix don't match what i saw n what other people saw
thats it

The side view of her ass is okay but the view from the back is fucking disgusting. Her ass sags like she stuffed her pants with beanbags!

she's a COW.

I love how she has photographers follow her and take "candid" photos of her ass. She is so obviously posing.

#57 :

All the shots you ever see of her are posed/staged...Remember the ones of her getting in and out of the pool...Funny how she never got soaked from the knees up.

she looks like she lost some weight

all this talk about her big nalgas but have you seen those nasty ass corn ridden hoofs?? damn she could go water skiing with those things.....why do women with the ugliest feet insist on wearing chanklas??....if she can't take care of something as simple as her feet then you gotta wonder what else she doesnt' wash......

I just don't understand how someone could have small legs, a small upper body, and such a gigantic ass. I mean she can't seriously be that disproportionate right?

I would definitely pitch an inside fastball on them nalgas!!!

#62!!!

God, I love big butts! I could land a C-5 Galaxy on that sucker, deploy my infantry vehicles, and commandeer that ass for a week!

Gorgeous girl. I'd love to be built like that.

I guess nigs would like it. she is a fat ass

God... you can't get anymore useless than this sow, can you?

She is a dumpy, saggy, flabby piece of shit.

Just had to improve my user name.

definately a pad. Not for more ass just so that it has some shape and doesn't look like cttoage cheese in a zip lock bag

The only way to know if that ass is real is to stab it and see if that's memory foam or dimpled fat cells. Any takers?

That ass everyone wants to touch and "oh I gotta have it" well try touching it by putting your hand down her sweaty crack after dance practice. Yeah you still want that or maybe you like having shitty palm

My friend Skippy knows her - word - he says she suffers from SEVERE explosive diarrhea. DO NOT attempt 69 unless you are looking for the gates of hell all o'er ya...

Mr. or ms writer, you probably right that her ass is padded BUT what i dont understand is WHY she uses butt pad when she already got HUGE like mountain ass. I saw one picture of her in red swimsuit with her sister who is, for me pretty and sexy Courtney on the pool. looks her ass on the pic is real and round, I dont know if it tight though! she dont need more cuz she is short, my gosh 3/4 of her body is ass.

Pic 6 convinces me it is definitely a butt pad, busted Kim.

Wow, just think, by the time she's mid forties, after having a couple of kids, that ass will sag down towards her knees. Bet Sir Mixalot never truly considered that.

doesn't she have butlers and what not for that sort of thing? I mean, picking up her drycleaning?! oh, maybe its for her "reality" show...Kim's big ass goes to the drycleaners. Maybe she needed her ass cleaned or something. Her face sure looks tight too; it looks like she's already had some work done; botox, eyelift, etc. Fricken ridiculous. But her mom is the worst; pushing her daughter to do playboy, etc. Skankyasshomom!

wow! not only does she put Jlo to shame but she's also 10 x prettier.

Oh how i pray to be reincarnated as the crotch of Special K's spandex pants...or her bike seats. Almosttheaven!!!

My question is why doesn't she do those same butt shots when she's in a bathing suit? Have you ever seen her pose that way in a bikini...NO! So all you people are lusting over a piece of sponge...lol...and yes I do have a big butt. When you have a huge butt your legs tend to be thicker. So all you guys are basically drooling over SpongeKim, ha, ha, ha

Is the entire "SILICON VALLEY" in that ass, or what!!

She's so gross. You sick fucks that like those fat asses aren't going to be very happy in 10 years when that thing is slapping the ground.

Yuck! I'll continue to live fat free.

#75
She already looks like she had a couple of kids with her big fat loose ass that has to rely on girdles to look perky.

#79
So true! So true!

#73

The only reason Kim's ass looked round is by special poses. Notice how all the pics in her red bikini were taken from a distance and her side profile always showed on leg up to make her butt look perky. I know because I have a big loose but like Kim and do the same poses.

She would look better if I didn't know she let a jungle bunny hit it.

I don't know if it's a butt pad or for real, but it's high and tight and not many of us can say that about our own asses.

#85

You obviously have not seen any of her bikin pictures because he ass is big, fat, and loose.

all the people hating on that beautiful butt, are either jealous women or men with small penis' that could handle that type of cushion.

all the people hating on that beautiful butt, are either jealous women or men with small penis' that couldnt handle that type of cushion.

She is so fucking hot.

Her hairline is receding. She needs to lay off the extensions...

Being an "ass man" and having dated chicks with naturally nice and round trunks, I'm not really into KK.

/go figure.

As a feet fetichist, I must say those are some ugly feet.

Other than that, she's an average looking girl with a gigantic ass. The poor girl is constantly trying to find clothes that either hide her boot or make it look less loose.

Id hit that!

Baby Got Back...For all the haters, you don't matter.

What do you call Kim on a hang glider? An eclipse.

That ass is so big she probably leaves the toilet seat up because she either doesn't need it or she snaps them in half.

She's gonna need high heels her entire life so her knuckles don't drag.

If she sat on one of those exercise balls, that thing would shoot out from under her and take out a brick wall.

If you slapped that, it wouldn't make a wave, it would slap you back.

Sorry but that ass is ridiculous and I hope she reads this. I've heard she loves this website.

HER ASS DOES LOOK TO BIG FOR HER BACK

HER ASS DOES LOOK TO BIG FOR HER BACK

HER ASS DOES LOOK TO BIG FOR HER BACK

EVery woman should look like this. Just beautiful.

SHE HAS AN OLD LADY ASS

SHE HAS A BUTT WHERE HER VAGINA SHOULD BE. WHAT DO THEY CALL IT OH YEAH BUTT IN THE FRONT

I know she's an idiot. i know she's a narcissist. i know she is dumber and meaner than a bag of rocks. and i know J. Lo has a better ass....but i would bend her over a couch and pump her all the way to the moon and back. yes. Me, Her AND the couch would be going all the way to the moon....and back. thats all im sayin.....

J. Lo move over!
KK is the new ASS queen
(Of course, only black men can grab em...)

I would love to kiss and lick that ass! Don't listen to them Kim your BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!

I would love to kiss and lick that ass! Don't listen to them Kim your BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!

God blessed you Kim

God blessed you Kim!!!

The 20th comment by Mike Oxbhig is rather racist in nature.well i guess brothers REALLY know how to get her screaming for more