Sep 19 2008Kim Kardashian cares about Kim Kardashian

boobies.

Even under the street of a traffic jam, you keep your cool and wear it well too. It's very important that the first person you take care of is yourself and Kim, you're doing a wonderful job.

Looking forward to watching you win Dancing with the Stars.

Randal

She's just worried all the time about rear-end collisions. For some reason she gets into a lot of them.

As the old saying goes......If the buttpad fits....

FUCK THIS DIRTY PISS DRINKING WHORE.... I PRAY THAT ONE DAY, SOME WORTHLESS PERSON WILL DELAY HELP COMING TO HER WHEN SHE FALLS AND CRACK HER AIR-FILLED HEAD UP... OR WHEN SHE FALLS AND HER FAKE-ASS SILICONE ASS BUSTS AND I HOPE SHE BLEEDS TO DEATH ON THE SIDEWALK WHILE PEOPLE NOT ONLY THROW TRASH AT HER BUT SPITS AT HER..... WORTHLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE

I HATE THIS STUPID BITCH

Fat assed whore.

"I know, but don't touch my car" isn't nearly as bad as "I know, but I only fuck nyggers who piss on me like the monkeys they are and the toilet I am."

Shes wearing way too much clothes. Those Jacki O glasses are so annoying!

note: to paps, please photograph from the rear!

rough daddy, get your own material

Fat, selfish, driving an Escalade, doesn't care about other people in trouble...

So obviously Kim's a Republican.

that's hilarious! if she's 120 lbs she's gotta be like 4'2". ha ha ha!!!!!

like hell she weighs 120. i'm 5ft 1 1/2 in. and 118, with a small frame as well.

although i'm not curvy at all, by her logic she should be look like she weighs just as much as me, but carry it in different places...but the size of her arms, legs, and waist aren't small enough (because the weight should only be in her bust and butt) to support her theory. similar to how the elastic that nasa has built for her workout pants isn't strong enough to support her ass.

Let's see: Dad helped O.J. get away with murder, and she does not care about someone bleeding to death... That apple did not fall far from the tree.

The guy obviously wasn't black or the situation may have gone like this:

Kim* Don't touch my........hey there's brothers in Australia?

Guy* Move over there's a tow truck.......Why is your ass in the backseat?

Kim*Do you have to pee?

Guy* Huh? Not really.......

Kim* You'll need to eventually, hop in.

why is she famous again? Oh yeah because of her padded spongy butt....

WHATEVER! That guy was a total douche! He was near MY CAR!
Hello people, use common sense!
I'm more important than some idiot getting hurt!

Anyways, screw him, but vote for me on, "Dancing With The Stars!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
-Kim'

^ Your dirty, smelly, armo pussy smells like a camels asshole that has been baking in the hot desert of your homeland.

i really hope this bitch fucking makes an ass out herself on the show. i want her to fall or break a butt implant. never in my life have i despised anyone harder than this hoe. seriously. her family is cool, its this bitch thats needs to die and fucking hard at that. next time somebody should shove a fuckin flare in her goddamn mouth. and to think this bitch had VIP treatment to the ER over her crusty ass toe. then cry about it like its life threatening. and toni braxton has a fuckin heart problem, you dont hear her cry at all about it. somebody anybody please kill kim kardashian and save the fucking world of her lying, fake ass bullshit.

She has a huge fat ass, disproportionate to the rest of her body size. At least from the waist up. From the waist down she is fat, flabby and has sasquatch feet that are more like hooves than human feet.

She has no talent, can't play an instrument, can't hold a note singing.

So her 15 minutes, 14 of which are used, are due to being a mudshark on a feeding frenzy and letting a nasty nig piss on her.

This fucking slut needs to go back to the gutter where she belongs; she's disgusting.

@17 you wish you could fuck me! Shut the hell up and go touch yourself in some dirty corner like you always do!

-Kim

first one out on Dancing With The Stars...which is on thin ice for shoving Kim down the throats of the viewers!!!

This skank does not deserve to live. Oh, and neither does Randal.

@11, dammit dbone, you took my comment!!! lol

i hate this whore.

^ that one will never get old.

So, what "star" will be her dance partner? They can't possibly expect people to look at her as though she is a star. By what virtue is she a star? Being a human urinal cake? Having a huge fat flabby nasty stinking hairy ass? Having nasty hairy ugly troll ski feet? Being a mudshark?

Who the fuck is this urine drinking lard ass nigga lover and why would anyone think of her as a star?

"Kim Kardashian is claiming to be 120 lbs. on her blog. Per cheek, maybe."

You hit the nail on the head that time! Good one!

I swear this self-important self righteous dickhead fatass tub-o-lard bigfoot can't even spell star. She's a dud, just like the rest of the family.

Apparently the evolutionary process has stalled out and the Kardashiaskanks aren't quite as evolved as most humans. They belong in the circus.

She looks like a fukin marsupial carrying an offspring in the pouch. And a complete survival outfit, tent and camping gear and a 5 gallon spare can of petrol fuel in her ass cheeks. Worthless piece of human garbage.

First her ass weighs 120 lbs. Second, she isn't any different than the rest of the asshole in LA. Third, does she swallow?

Fat fucking whore.....

C ee U N ext T uesday

Good God I hate her. I think its hilarious she will lie like that about her weight. Being 5' 2" makes her short, not "small framed" as she put it. I'll fucking believe the bitch if I see it with my own eyes.
Granted if I see her with my own eyes I may kill her before she hits the scale.

#29, oh yes, she is

She probably has a fancy European scale that reads in metric. 120kg = 252lbs. That's more like it.

I wouldn't fuck this ugly ass thing with your dick.

what a lying cunt. She should at least make her lies beliveable. It's not possible to wear 27 jeans if you're 39 in the hips.

#27,
Yes. Piss.

I think she's hot as hell but no way is she 120lbs. More like 150-160lbs. I'm in no way calling her fat. Her nice goddess booty and boobs must weight a lot.

Vapid, useless cunt.

Wow!! What a rotten bitch!! We can only hope Karma works it's way to her skank-ass!!!

She shops at H&M?

I guess that explains the cheapo, see-thru purple Barney top and leggings.

Dude. I'm 5'6 and don't have less than half the body fat this bitch does and I weigh 125 pounds. She must be mentally retarded if she thinks people would actually believe this.

#40
you are white becouse you don't have nice ass! jealous!

I weigh 145 and am thinner then her, she is AT LEAST 160, unless she's only 5 ft tall.

Dumb bitch, hopefully someday someone will do the same thing to her When are we going to stop promoting these assholes?

I am 120 lbs! You bitches are just jealous because I have Reggie. Just wait, I will post a video on my blog that shows my size.

Not that I ever thought much of this broad, but now I have a total lack of respect for her. Im a healthcare worker going into nursing, and that's some dirty stuff. Makes me wonder if that crying scene on "The Kardashian's," was even real. She's crying about a sex tape leaking, while all the while if a person like me sees a man on the ground bleeding I'll be crying or full of adrenaline. What a you know what! Btw #7 that wasn't cool at all. Be a leader, not a follower.

Selfish cunt!

Also note:

Talking on a cel phone while driving (and not using-hands free) is now illegal in California.

Why oh why the fuck do the CHP always bust some housewife but never the celebrities who are ALWAYS FUCKING ON THEIR CEL PHONES.

/rant

43# KK
It wasn't Reggie you were Rogering at Dave's the other night!

Kim Kardashian: growing more and more useless by the day. Maybe Reggie Bush was waiting at home with a full bladder?

This cumslut ditchpig need to be tied to the back of her Escalade and dragged until her butt implants are the only things left.

Looks like her ass isn't the only ugly thing about her.
Good-for-nothing spawn of a camel jockey who defended a murderer.
How many dirty little corners have you been touched in you worthless slut & wasteful bitch of the planet's resources?!

WHAT is this entire clan of useless camera whores famous FOR?
Did VH1 create these monsters? E TV? WHO?
I hope to hell they are infertile.......

I love dissing the globally derriered one because she publicly displays behavior this side of "makes me feel superior even if her family can buy and sell me ...ten times. " (Is that all? I thought I was worth way less than that. Don't tell my county tax assessor, she takes bribes in sex, especially oral, lotsa' oral, way more oral than my tongue and jaw can afford) but this story is BOGUS. Doesn't ANYONE check the sources around here? Tell me about the hemispheric hind's one unbearable foot odor but don't tell stories about her dissing a rescue operation.

I believe it. I know some people who know her and I heard she's a bratty self centered Paris wannabe Bitch. Atleast Paris is skinny and works! Oh and is old money, Kim is so new money, flashy and disgusting. Anways Karma is a bigger bitch than she'll ever be and next time it'll be her bleeding on the freeway and help won't be able to get to her!

She's not 120 pounds. She's FAT and she can't deal with it. She's a cellullite ridden pig. Her ass is like a garbage bag full of cottage cheese. Who cares about sources? Who cares if the story is not true? Let's just believe it anyway, I say.

She is probably HIV positive. That's what you get when you skank with negroes.

She's a fat, cheap, stupid bitch who's only famous because she filmed some two-bit rapper pissing on her. Don't expect too much. Um; correction -- Don't expect anything -- except maybe another piss video in a year or two to make a little more $ before she hits 35.

And her father was an asshole, money-grubbing shyster who helped let Orethal the Murderer walk free. Great family.

@13. AirMail - September 19, 2008 5:17 PM
"Let's see: Dad helped O.J. get away with murder, and she does not care about someone bleeding to death... That apple did not fall far from the tree."

Thread over. You hit the nail on the head.

Why don't they teach driver's ed and sex ed on the same day in the Kardashian household? The camel gets too tired.

Why would someone get ass-implants anyways! It's cheaper to eat off the 99cent menu @ McDonald's for a few weeks...and there's enough fat people in this country to extract from to keep her ass fat,her children's asses fat,and all her future decendant's asses fat for a millenia!!!

Don't believe it..not because I'm a Kim fan, but because it sounds so absolutely exaggerated...I call bullshit!

i love kk posts... we all agree to hate her! see, we CAN all get along...!!!

WIN for gnip gnop. HiGHlarious.

I know shes fat and all but what shes wearing makes her look like shes got a baby bump going on..

If that fat ass bitch weighs 120, then GODZILLA weighs 210. Her make up weighs more than that. This bitch is famous for being a child of an attorney. Give me a break, she is another example that money can not buy class. Try posting something to her blog; if you write something nice it gets posted, if you write the truth that she is a fat ass whore, they hold your comment. When the hell are her five minutes of fame going to be over? The poster that wrote about her telling them not to touch her car, should have keyed it.

If she weighs "under 120 lbs," like she says - then she isn't a stank-ass ho who's only famous for having a creepy shyster father, being another infamous ho's friend ,and getting peed on on-camera.

HA! She MIGHT have weighed 120 when she was in 5th grade (if she got that far in school) --

BECAUSE SHE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO VALUES THAT I CAN SEE ... AND THAT GOES STRAIGHT BACK TO YOUR RAISING.

So about the little post about her weight and etc. She claims shes a size, what...27? Yet she is caught in her own lie, as she gave her butt measurement as 39? (which I believe is actually around a 47) That would make her in the range of size 30-32. Don't believe me? check it out : http://www.shoplastyle.com/info/sizing.asp
Stupid girls who can't stand their real sizes.

WHAHAH.. OMGD.. KIM Kardashian shoping at H&M???!?!? HIlariouse.. here in Europe H&M is like.. wall-mart .. seeing Kim's video with that nigga you would think she earnd some money. but naah..

do you have any idea how bad Armenians smell when they're wet?

"Why don't they teach driver's ed and sex ed on the same day in the Kardashian household? The camel gets too tired."

*VICIOUS*!!! =D That aside, ol' Kim deserves everything coming her way. Just give it a bit of time, folks. This [ Enter Favorite Derogatory Adjectives Here ] will fall down *HARD*.

She really irritates me. She's a too winey.

.....paris is familiar with her?

What on earth is this woman 'famous' for - having a big butt? Is that it? She looks - and acts - like the most vacuous vacant waste of space. I thought I got irritated reading about Lindsay Lohan, but Kim Kardashian is well and truly in the lead now.

Kim Kardashian is a groid urinal.

WHAT? IS SHE GOING TO DO HER INTERPRETATION OF A 'GOLDEN SHOWER' ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS?"

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS RIDICULOUS JOKE OF A TRAMP THINKS ANYONE BUT HER EQUALLY STUPID SISTERS TAKES HER SERIOUSLY.

I love her "blog" - she edits out any unflattering comments.

What a worthless piece of shit.

A negro-loving no-talent Armenian whore.

Wow. I wish I could be like her one day.

She's famous for being for being rich and selfish. She represents what most teenagers want, easy money and easy life. I just hope she realizes that she's an awful role model and it's because of the way she portrays herself (because I really want to believe people can't truly be like this) kids are becoming lazier and stupider (let's give credit to the incompetence of parents these days too, most of them shouldn't have procreated in the first place)

Wow Lola,
I sense some hostility in your life. Why do you have to be so hateful towards, someone or something. I think you may need some help! The girl has money and thinks she is special, geeezzz playa.

Kim Kardashian is a shitskin's urinal.

I didn't know someone could THAT unbelievably inconsiderate and self-centered, humanity sickens me. She is lower then a worm.

Her blog says shes 117... How can that POSSIBLY be true??? Look at her ass.. look at her flaby tummy and chubby cheeks.. I wear loose-fitting size 1 pants and Im 115. I have barely any ass... theres no way she weighs only 2 pounds more than me xD

What a vapid, worthless human being. It's really fucked up that someone like her has all this money--that they don't deserve--so no matter what she'll always live a comfortable, pampered life. I wish people would hurl rotten produce at her fat head everywhere she goes and that she truly knows how much people hate her. I guess the only thing that I can hope for is that someone sterilizes her before she can spawn.

I am the same height and shape as Kim except my breasts are real and I weight 145 pounds and Kim is lying about her weight.

What a fucking bitch! She cares more about getting ahead of traffic than some guy bleeding out on the sidewalk? Figures.

I hope she gets raped by a guy with AIDS - SOON!

@85 Bertha
Well, silicon MAY weight less than actual flesh. Seriously.

@87 not 25lbs less though!

Actually silicon weighs a little more, but all women know that Kim is lying about her weight.

THE GIRL HAS A NICE BODY STOP HATING (HATERS)

THE GIRL HAS A NICE BODY STOP HATING (HATERS)

What's up with the hatin ass crackers on this web site talking about her screwing black men and all these ugly names? Yeah, sure, she is a nasty, stank, rotten gutter slut, but you PECKERWOOD men are just mad because everyone (especially YOUR women!) know that black men simply have better dick than you! Don't hate..lol! Losers....there's always Viagra and cock rings......inchworm dick, hatin ass crackers!

lmfbao @#81! That was TOO funny!

Why is this talentless person even a celeb? This just proves that anyone can be famous these days. She hasn't done anything but a sextape. She doesn't act or sing or anything. She has no right to believe she is above everyone else.