Sep 19 2008Katie Holmes' Broadway opening picketed by protestors (Also, you can see her nipple)
The opening of Katie Holmes' Broadway show All My Sons was picketed last night by members of the Internet group Anonymous. Protestors wore Guy Fawkes mask ala V for Vendetta, according to Us Magazine:
The group was wearing masks and shouted, “We are not boycotting Katie, we are not boycotting the play, we are protesting Scientology. It is evil. Scientology kills people. It follows you home at night. It is perverted.”
A spokesperson for Anonymous spoke to Us recently about the planned action. “We are going to be there not only in protest of The Church of Scientology,” a member of the group told Us, “we would love to see Katie Holmes get away from this evil cult before it's to late.”
Some members held up signs that read "Free Katie." I hear Anonymous even attempted to kidnap Katie and take her to safety. But halfway to their destination they realized something was amiss when "Katie" kept laughing and telling her captors "You know what would cure me? Butt sex. Just sayin'." Five minutes later they pulled over and tossed Tom Cruise off a bridge who, sadly, landed on the back of a bee and flew to safety. True story.
EDIT: Reader Cuno is more alert than I am this morning. That is definitely Katie Holmes' nipple in the first two pics. I had to check twice because it's practically the size of a saucer. But, it's official: we have nip and I was, uh, testing you guys. Yeah...
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Reader Comments
1. Mike Oxbhig - September 19, 2008 10:33 AM
Wow...
FIRST crackas and those with a propensity for dark meat
2. cuno - September 19, 2008 10:35 AM
First Finally!!!!are those nipples
3. Jimbo - September 19, 2008 10:35 AM
hmm...
I see a nipple.
4. norton - September 19, 2008 10:36 AM
Fish - you missed the nipple!!!!!!!!
5. Airykah - September 19, 2008 10:37 AM
She looks like Kim Kardashian's mom.
6. nuke - September 19, 2008 10:38 AM
Totally nipple...
7. Scooter Magoo - September 19, 2008 10:39 AM
Hey, is that a Right Nipple I see through her blouse?
8. Lou - September 19, 2008 10:39 AM
Hey man, you're loosing it! How come you don't mention that tasty nipple? hehe
9. Nipplerer - September 19, 2008 10:39 AM
I see nipple. G writer, youre slackin.
10. GP - September 19, 2008 10:40 AM
I'd like to see Katie freed from that shirt. That's a nice looking areola she's got there.
11. Mr Hobbes - September 19, 2008 10:44 AM
You've got to wake up this morning, the first thing I saw was a giant nipple staring me in the face.
Maybe that says more about me, like I need to get a little more of that good ol' sex happening. Been slacking a bit lately.
12. Mia - September 19, 2008 10:46 AM
I remember wearing a shear top with no bra only because my boyfriend insisted on it. The men enjoyed it, but the women gave me disapproving looks.
13. JO SMO - September 19, 2008 10:48 AM
Today should be all about nipples on the superficial
NBN nothin' but nipples
14. ☆-§-☆ - September 19, 2008 10:51 AM
Is it me or is she looking more and more like Tom everyday?
and click my name to see her breasteses in all their glory!
15. havoc - September 19, 2008 10:51 AM
Woohoo...space nips!
Hail Xenu...we have nipplage!
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16. Turd Ferguson - September 19, 2008 10:54 AM
You people are so dumb.
Thats not a nipple, thats the lens to an alien surveillance system!
17. Flower - September 19, 2008 10:55 AM
It's like an optical illusion, you think you see it and then you don't.
18. Mr Hobbes - September 19, 2008 10:58 AM
NBN Day is the best idea I've heard in a while
19. Anu - September 19, 2008 11:02 AM
anyone find it odd that little Suri's been trained to hide her face?
20. minerva - September 19, 2008 11:03 AM
damn /b/tards, can't they go back to posting porn and daydreaming of the chick from lazytown?
21. Pussy Galore - September 19, 2008 11:04 AM
Turd is right on this one....Get back to e-baums world Turd!!!
22. Slut - September 19, 2008 11:18 AM
Ha HA Ha HA this is the funniest thing I have read all day. Katie Holmes is now Katie Homely and is looking like her freak o husband Tom....yeah that's right Tom....You are so glib
23. Diana - September 19, 2008 11:29 AM
She really needs to find a bra.
24. Jules - September 19, 2008 11:37 AM
HA.
/b/
25. Wow - September 19, 2008 11:41 AM
The REAL news is that the kid FINALLY DOESN'T have a bottle with her!!!!!!!!
26. rough daddy - September 19, 2008 11:47 AM
Dont these people have anything better to do? what happens to freedom of religion? live and let live i always say, if theyre so brave, why dont they get some ballz and protest Islam....
27. WTF - September 19, 2008 11:51 AM
Poor dumb little Katie. They're called bras, have some class and get one.
28. DonTheMine - September 19, 2008 11:56 AM
What the hell is wrong with her? She's the same age as me, but she looks like she's 50 or something.
I miss the hot boob baring Katie Holmes.
29. norton - September 19, 2008 12:32 PM
For the undergarment retarded.... she's wearing a bra, it's a sheer bra with an underwire. See pic 1.
And frankly, that's a nice tit.
30. rough daddy - September 19, 2008 12:44 PM
shes sexless even with that see through garb....
31. Anonymous Jones - September 19, 2008 1:20 PM
Hi roughdaddy! How are the scientology courses treating you? You quote almost verbatim the script your handlers have been pushing since this whole thing started.
Scientology is a dangerous cult that disguises a pyramid scheme money making machine. It is not a religion. Even then, no one gives a shit if Cruise believes in Xenu, what matters is things like whyaretheydead.net,
I will not address your comment about Islam, because that simply would give credence to your cult being a religion, which it is not.
Believe it or not, most protestors are middle class, late twenties to early forties and have families and lives but also wish to inform the world about this vile and tawdry cult that you love so much.
And Katie.... just as the cult killed the last vestige of Tom's vestigal heterosexuality, it has killed your looks and fashion sense, girl. Take that baby and run for your family.
32. HankTheDwarf - September 19, 2008 1:30 PM
This bitch needs to show her beaver.
33. LoL - September 19, 2008 1:37 PM
suri looks scared. leave them alone!!!!
34. mamadough - September 19, 2008 2:07 PM
if i was katie, i'd make it a habit to only wear matching black reebok jump suits and drink nothing but koolaid every time i went out into public. you know, just for laughs.
35. ☆-§-☆ - September 19, 2008 2:15 PM
man I LOVE big areola...but those arent even close to saucer size.
you want saucer size? click my name to see them.
36. Matthew - September 19, 2008 2:25 PM
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KAITE and TCLTC
37. britney's weave - September 19, 2008 2:28 PM
that child looks miserable... and katie's hair is wretched.
38. dude_on - September 19, 2008 2:29 PM
The transformation is near complete. Gradually she will speak in lower tones. Do not be alarmed. This too is apart of the plan.
39. Not That Guy - September 19, 2008 2:47 PM
It's a sad day when I utter these words: "No thank you, I would prefer to not see Katie Holmes's nipple."
What the fuck happened to our world? Everything was going great, but now we're all screwed, and Katie's nipples are unappealling. Dark days.
40. Randal - September 19, 2008 3:48 PM
There's always this certain flair that follows you around no matter where you are Katie and I must say, your opening performance was a hit as everyone said it was going to be.
Just wanted to send out my congratulations to you on a job well done.
Randal
41. blah - September 19, 2008 4:00 PM
@ 5...oh my god she does! Which is scary considering how pretty she used to be and the fact that she's only in her 20's!
42. SueMe - September 19, 2008 4:27 PM
Get away from Tom as soon as you possibly can Katie. You use to be so cool, and you used to have your own personality.
43. OnlyGayEskimo - September 19, 2008 4:52 PM
I wonder if she was just hiding her penis all those years on Dawsons Creek, and it is just now confident enough to come out and play?
It looks like her nipple is drawn on with sharpie under her shirt like "please look at me, I might be a woman". Poor thing. She has a beautiful face, but she might as well be a zombie for all her lack of personality.
44. brian t - September 19, 2008 5:24 PM
You guys... the nip is normally-sized. It just looks big compared to the rest of KH.
45. rolacWAHHHH - September 19, 2008 6:07 PM
The poor girl is never going to learn how to fucking walk.
46. Cara - September 19, 2008 7:03 PM
Hey, you took away the nipple. It was there earlier this afternoon.
47. Arden - September 19, 2008 7:32 PM
You people are assholes for taking pics of people when they have their kids. The girl looks terrified. :-(
48. Heidi - September 19, 2008 8:00 PM
...and TCLTC!
49. sarah - September 19, 2008 10:45 PM
is that tom cruise dressed like a woman behind her?? it sure looks like it.
50. missywissy - September 20, 2008 12:00 AM
Free Katie????? She did what she had to do and now she's married to a powerful man in Hollyweird. Why are folks feeling sorry for her, like she's trapped and can't get out? I don't feel sorry for her.
51. friendlyfires - September 20, 2008 4:17 AM
i really ....
no, honestly, i just ...
there's a baby there, i can't ....
SICK!SICK!SICK!
KILLED MY SEX LIFE AGAIN!
I'M SLEEPING WITH GEEKOLOGIES MOM JUST TO GET EVEN.
NYEAH,NYEAH,NYEAK!
52. HorribleJudgment - September 20, 2008 7:11 AM
Ugh. A Katie Holmes nipple? Ew. Katie Holmes has become asexual as far as I'm concerned. She's completely unattractive. She looks like a man. Maybe she is a man. I can see Tom being into her for that reason. As far as anonymous, sorry guys, you can't save her. I think she's a man. But I have to add, that's just my opinion. Have to add that, so I don't get sued for slander. Yeah. She's a dude.
Seriously, look at the picture above. Look at it. Can you honestly say that there is anything attractive about that face. If you can, then you are lying. You're just...lying. UGH! I just looked at the picture again.
53. Narcissist - September 20, 2008 9:46 PM
This Anonymous protest thing against Scientology sounds fun and exciting.
I'd like to see more protest of other cults, too. faith freedom org.
@35 - Those are hubcap size, and that's a man baby.
54. rico - September 20, 2008 11:16 PM
I took earth scientology in high school. We had to dissect a worm. It was gross. But it wasn't gross enough to picket!?!?
55. gerard Vandenberg - September 21, 2008 12:54 AM
She shows us: THERE ARE STILL A FEW FEMALE "SIGNALS"!!
56. Nikky Raney - September 21, 2008 4:46 AM
at first i was gonna say "i can't see a nipple," then i realized that nipple is huuuugee! aww !
57. michelle - September 21, 2008 1:51 PM
Her daughter looks like the boy from the Grudge! She really freaks me out with all these wierd looks and hair on face thing.
58. Fredric L. Rice - September 21, 2008 2:22 PM
We only want what's best for Katie. You know that her fake "marriage" to heterosexual Tom Cruise was a sham from the beginning and that it's going to end in the usual Scientology disaster. The only real issue is the damage being done to the children that Tom Cruise has control of.
59. Jenna - September 21, 2008 5:37 PM
She used to be so pretty...
Now I don´t know what has happened to her..?
And she looks much older than she is.
60. eyes!! - September 21, 2008 11:33 PM
whats up?
this page its bad, bad...
ohh..
very important...
im not speak english!!
sorry!!!
ohh.. zorra?
im stupid...
i know..
bye
i love you!!!
baby...:=)
61. the_stone - September 22, 2008 12:54 AM
if you look really close, where a bit of Katie's bare belly is showing, are those stretch marks?
62. BMurphy72 - September 22, 2008 8:35 AM
Poor thing has aged about 100 years since marring the troll
63. Rebecca - September 22, 2008 4:42 PM
that baby/infant/THING is such a spoiled brat.
64. Deva - September 22, 2008 6:20 PM
Nipple showing: check, Kids' foot in my crotch: check, Flaming homo for a "husband?" triple-check.
We have a winner class. And for extra credit: why was Katie not asked to return for "The Dark Knight?"
Dismissed.