Sep 2 2008Julia Roberts in a bikini should probably not happen again

Julia Roberts took her kids to Hawaii for the Labor Day weekend and also got her bikini on. What you can't see in the background is terrified vacationers searching for pineapples to squeeze in their eyes. It was sort of like Pearl Harbor all over again - but with breasts.


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Where are those Erin Brokovich cans now?

MILF!!

She doesn't look that bad for having had twins....come on people!

Aside from the hideous shoes I don't think she looks bad, not for having three kids!

She's purty, make her vice president!

Where are my glasses???

HEY YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

I aint never voting for no tarbaby. This is 'merica, after all!

I'm wet, somebody change me - Cindy??? Cindy!!! CINDY!!! PUT THOSE STOLEN PERCOSETS DOWN AND CHANGE ME!!!

How about some pics where you can actually see her body?

And yes, she's over 40 and has had twins. It would be highly doubtful even with exercise that she's going to look as good as she once did.

What's with the giant man in the last photo???

ok so she had twins, what you want a medal? shes so full of herself....hope shes not getting 20 mil a pic during this freaking recession.

SHE LOOKS AWFULL!
Who cares if she had twins? With the money they have, the time they have and all the trainers....she should loose faster. Her face has to go...

oh really bella? lets see how much of a prize you are,,,post a pic

hey daddy, if you think I am dumb enough to show my face for free....you are day dreaming! you would have to pay at least 15M$...;)

10 -

If she looks bad I can just imagine how you look . I can just see you with your ive love handles and 3 chins!

she looks fab.

I think it would be the other way...a hot, gorgeous chick could allow herself to find a regular average old lady ugly! it's only common sens!

Bella the proper response is, I dont have a price! every minute with the dollar sign!!! whats up with these broads...im going to calculate how much your pic is worth! well, we see you have a lot of time on your hands, seating on your gigantic ass...which means youve accumulate some pounds, and what are the odds you even have a decent face? not much,,, which means your picture is worth zilth...

Don't worry julia bella, you can't win this either way. If you say she's ugly, they'll say you're jealous. If you say she's attractive, they'll say you're siding with her because you're both out of shape.

I think standard Superficial procedure calls for you to claim they're skinny-little-boy-loving pedofiles next. Carry on.

C'mon guys!! While I am on board with most of your rants please give her a break! She's very thin just needs some stomach toning like most of us!!

rough daddy
you are my heroe. I love you. I am coming to your house now cause it seems to me you have as much time in your hands as I do! Cause you're here too!!! hahaha BUSTED FUCKTARD!!! Once you get a glimpse of my ass, you ain't gonna wanna leave it!!! that's when I fart in your mouth!

She's had 3 kids and is a normal person. I respect her for choosing to spend time on her kids and her career rather than spend hours a day on personal trainers and personal chefs in order to please the freaking peanut gallery. I think she looks healthy and happy, isn't that the message we want our kids to see today? I'll take Julia over Paris, Lilo, Heidi, etc ANY day. And I hope my daughter has the sense to do the same.

rough daddy. Please quit posting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


not funny + terrible spelling/grammer = FAIL

ROD....YOU MADE A TYPO....SHOULD'VE WROTE GOD!!!

TWENTY-THIRD!!11!

boy youre vile,,,and lady like too!! im here periodically, not all day having hallucunations like you do!

Well shit, Cindy Crawford knocked out some rugrats and she doesnt look like this.

Her belly looks like my old man's (minus the hair) when he used to sit in the beach chair and drink Coors light all day.

hey bella, a lot of people in here would like to know, when was the last time you try to fit a doorknob!!!

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I agree to take her over Lilo and friends but, they still have to maintain an image. With the money they make, don't be surprise that the people expect more from you. Look at J-Lo, Marcia Cross and the post-partum girl...what's her name again...? They are all back in shape. Not for the peanut galleyr (still didn't figure what that is) but for the image and the respect of their fans...
He never found her to be good looking anyways...

"seating on your gigantic ass." FTW

(and then I fart)

Hey poopoo pants? the last time i checked i had free speech!

#26
please read # 24....I think you skipped a row of pills this morning....periodically doesn't mean 24/7
and, I don't know what hallucunations mean...can you pull it out from the dictionnary and then come back once you found it?

karma done gave her ass a motaboatin good time. Old flubber butt here stoled her husband from a lady named vera and now vera laughes hardest since her bodu is still rockin and Julia is a hrose face ho anyway. Pretty woman was better when it originaly stared Richard Gere shoving a gerbil up the ass of the loveable talking horse MR. ED!
Stupid union made ed quit! MR ED SHOULD BE MARRIED TO DANNY NOT JULIA!

I'd hit that in all 3 spots.

karma done gave her ass a motaboatin good time. Old flubber butt here stoled her husband from a lady named vera and now vera laughes hardest since her bodu is still rockin and Julia is a hrose face ho anyway. Pretty woman was better when it originaly stared Richard Gere shoving a gerbil up the ass of the loveable talking horse MR. ED!
Stupid union made ed quit! MR ED SHOULD BE MARRIED TO DANNY NOT JULIA!

hey bella refer to my name i dont answer by #s...Eternally drug free sweetheart.

I'd hit that in all 3 spots.

ah yeah ,34, fuck me harder.....yeah, you're right doesn't sound good...
p.s. your boyfriend just called...

Why is it always so & so in a bikini???? I am so tired of seeing that as a topic!

Nothing to see here... move along...

hey bella you really think a sedentary tramp like you can figure me out?

Is Julia Ghoulia that same french canadian bucket mouthed slob from last year?

rough daddy
That popping sound you hear is me pulling your head out of your ass.
You call me or anybody on this site a sedentary....aren't you here with us or are we just all dreaming about you??

I love how most of the literary giants are waiting and watching for grammatical errors, and spellings so they can bark...wow what a life fulfill....

rough daddy you think really highly of yourself...but to me, you're like an egg. You only got laid once and that was by your mom

grammatciallal aras.

im done with you julia!!! im sure youve heard this a lot!!!

julia id insult you but youre not bright enough to notice,,,

ROUGH DADDY AND JULIA BELLA

1.) GET A ROOM
2.) YOU BOTH NEED A MOTHERFUCKING DICTIONARY
3.) SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE I THINK YOU ARE THE SAME PERSON

no offense

FRIST
You're so old, you have to put your dick in the freezer to get it hard

I love this site. This is comedy gold. It's like watching the Blue Collar Comedy tour, but instead of wanting to vomit, I'm mildly interested.

why would i roast my own nutsack ? cant you see julia is some lonely loudmouth?

NO OFFENSE

Now I think Frist and rough daddy are the same person......offense

there you go sweety 5th grade insults, why do i bother? ill be back for the next post

oh that wasnt mine

Get back to work, all of you!!

She looks fine. Nothing to see here, move along.

Poor rough daddy, you suffer from impulsive masturbatory anxiety and should really relax....it's not good for you!

My DICK????

#55 julia bella is on food stamp

but then again, I'm a raging hormonal douchebag with a chip on my shoulder. Did I mention how much I hate Americans?

60
LOL!!! nice troll!
half of the post you did was right....figure out which one and you win a bone!!

hey bella seriously! you really would do a door knob than do a live person? dont you think thats kind of like unsociable? wonder which orifice she prefers...

My blow up doll has had 12 kids and still looks PERFECT.

unsociable??? I think you're just as popular as a cock flavoured lollypop!
I think I would take the blown up doll from post 63 before taking you....does that really hurt so bad for you to keep on coming back with this???

She looks flabulous.

no no no the reason im coming back with this is,,,I think its something that you would do...and it facinates me...now which orifice please

I wonder what she's bitching at in those first two pics?
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yeah wathever...you're turned on! you just wish I would give you more details so you could masturbate right now...take out your wallet and go on a porn site you freak.

If you guessed raging hormonal douchebag with a chip on my shoulder, then you're right. But I won't give up this tasty soup bone...nom nom nom....me love bones nom nom nom no touch my bone nom nom nom

and your point is? ju

Anyone who doesn't vote for Obama is an evil old racist white guy. Don't be an evil old racist white guy.

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could you be more specific? I do love bones....but they have to be reallllllllyyy good ones....not like yours!
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my point is you make no fuckin sens, you're an idiot and I'm off to go back home now!!! yes, I was paid to play with you today!!! enjoy masturbating while you think of me...

That's a Victoria's Secret bikini. Looks a lot better on Marisa Miller:

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=9C-207222&page=1&cgname=OSSWMBIKZZZ&rfnbr=1232

# 72 hahaah this 300 pound of saddness really think shes on somebody's radar! go home wilderbeest...

I think of Julia bella all the time. I think she's gorgeous because I love a good wilderbeast in the week-end...I do suck dicks after all!

Anyone who doesn't vote for the senile old man and the nice lady with the big sweater puppies is a commie liberal. Don't be a commie liberal.

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In the first photo it looks like that fat-ass horse face is crapping out a childs arm.

#75, hey dickweed eff off!

Be cool, vote for the Messiah. He'll give you everything for free. Don't you want free? Only racists don't want things for free

why does the Email field for posting a comment shows me both my accounts when I have only used one for this site?

#79, hey dickweed eff off!

Don't make permanent tax cuts. Outline a path to citizenship for ILLEGAL immigrants. Let your daughters grow up to be unwed teen mothers.

Vote the New Improved Conservatives: McCain/Palin 08

Hope is for the dope. Keep the change

81
take a computer class...

#85 can you get your own moniker asswipe

OH SHIT! look its mr. Ed in a bikini!

she has B.O. up close. ask the sales girls at missoni

Stay true to our Founding Fathers and vote for one of their still-living brothers. How can you question whether he's demented? Who doesn't want beauty queen boobies? What was the question? Deploy the troops! ...nice side-boob, who's that? She is???!!! What's she doing on my lawn? It's not an office! Where's the desk---oh. I think I'll sit down. What's this red phone? I think I'll make a call and stir 'em all up - I'm a maverick! Oops, I wet 'em again. Nurse! I hope I get that cute brunette nurse with the big boobs again...she is??? What's she doing on my lawn?

Hey rough daddy, go cut the hair off your ass and knit yourself a sweater chooch

Hey rough daddy, go cut the hair off your ass and knit yourself a sweater chooch

Rough daddy is 100% right so shut your blow holes.

baaaahahahahaaaaaaa. oml, rough daddy and julia bella have got to be the same person. this is so funny! mccain dementia party? ooooh... its just getting sad now... and people should chill out a bit about julia roberts. she looks ait.

i can spot a fan, miles away,,,

You People Really Need To Take A Trip Back To The Real World. No, She Doesnt Have Rock Hard Abs, An Insanely Fake Tan, Bleach Blonde Hair Or Rock Hard Fake Titties... But For The Love Of God, The Woman's In Her 40's And Has Had Twins!!! TWINS!!! Thats Two Babies Squeezed Into A Uterus Thats Meant For ONE! Any Females Out There Can Completely Understand The Tole This Takes On The Elasticity Of Your Skin, And The Muscles Of Your Lower Abdomen (Usually Prompting The "Mommy Pooch") Of Course Shes Not Going To Look Drop Dead Gorgeous, And To Be Honest, Im Sure She Could Give 2 Fucks About What Anyone On This Website Has To Say. To Even Be ABLE To Wear A Bikini After Twins Is An Amazing Feat In Itself. Why Do You People Feel So Compelled To Belittle People You'll NEVER Know?? I'd Love It If Everyone Had To Post A Full Body, Bikini Or Speedo Clad Picture In Order To Even Leave A Comment On This Site... I'm Sure We'd See A Lot Less Condeming, And A Lot More Support Of These Women Who Have NO Need To Impress Your Ass Anyway!!!

Shes Hot... And I'd Bet My Years Sallary That Not ONE Man Who Comments Negatively On This Blog Is Anywhere Near What Even I Would Consider Attractive, Shit... Or Decent For That Matter.

But Of Course, Keep Typing Your Insults, Im Sure Its Quite Easy To Do From Your Oversized Lazy Boy, In Between Scarfing Down Hott Pockets In Your Moms Basement.....

You can tell that in the main pic she's yelling at the paps to get lost. Yes Hulia your body is that shameful, hide it witha towel and yell at the gawking paps to get awayy just like the ugly old spinster witch yeels at the town kids to get off her propery. It's all downhill from here "Miss. used to be a pretty woman" just go get yourself a lawn chair make that ass a little wider and that tummy pouche a little pouchier with homemade pies and 24/7obsessing over the kiddies rather than balancing your life and working in some man pleasing and ass shaping in, just go sit outside in your hasbeen throne (a lawn chair) with a lemonade in hand and an old t-shirt and mom shorts (high on the waist down to the knees) don't even bother trying to rock the VS bikini's anymore (it looked better on Sarah McLachlan anyway) and just sit there and absorb the mediocrity as you yell at the neighboor kids to get off your lawn. Your hotness is OVAH. I hope your sickening salaries are too. None of you tool celbrities were ever worthy of the fame you had, now mother nature has given has retored you to your rightful existence of meh-ness.

#94
Valid points but you only need to capitalize the first letter of each sentence, ok? Please? I'm begging you.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to pick my brain off from the floor where it melted after reading that.

You can tell that in the main pic she's yelling at the paps to get lost. Yes Hulia your body is that shameful, hide it with a towel and yell at the gawking paps to get away just like the ugly old spinster witch yells at the town kids to get off her propery. It's all downhill from here "Miss. used to be a pretty woman" just go ahead and make that ass a little wider and that tummy pouche a little pouchier with homemade pies and 24/7obsessing over the kiddies rather than balancing your life and working in some man pleasing and ass shaping, just go sit outside in your hasbeen throne (a lawn chair) with a lemonade in hand and an old t-shirt and mom shorts (high on the waist down to the knees) don't even bother trying to rock the VS bikini's anymore (it looked better on Sarah McLachlan anyway) and just sit there and absorb the mediocrity as you yell at the neighboor kids to get off your lawn. Your hotness is OVAH. I hope your sickening salaries are too. None of you tool celebrities were ever worthy of the fame you had, now mother nature has retored you to your rightful existence of meh-ness.

My blowup doll has a perfect tummy.

Julia got up to $20m per movie. Go ahead, ask her if she gives a flying fuck about how you think she looks, on her permanent vacation.

thnks rough daddy, any chance you can teach? oh I forgot, you're too busy with your number one fan (no need to write a name, we all know who it is)


LOL
blow up doll lover, you have endlessly praised your blow up doll, any chance you can post a pic of it or are you just gonna keep her to yourself ?

Forget what Julia Roberts looks like in a bikini, why is a naked child hanging from a tree in pic #3??????

#6...are you mentally retarded in any way? Down's? Anyone know?

Im maintaining that isnt Julia Roberts but that ugly lesbian chick from Rosanne that was "married" to Tom Arnolds character.

She has no shape. its like she is butter...

she looks better in clothes

sHE IS A DISGUSTING CUNT, AND SHE LOOKS GROSS.


I've never understood her appeal. It's just women that like her, right? She seems like a dull idiot to me.

She needs on of those old 1920's bathing suits with the wool stockings and all that.

Best Headline/Caption Ever!

ROFL!!!!!!!

She had NEVER been attractive. She is a skinny-fat, self-important, huge footed, cunt carrier with a mouth the size of Oprah's axe wound.

Julia looks very nice, especially in her shorts. She is an average girl with probably an above average body for her age. How bout all you haters post your pic?

be sure......................IT IS NOT REQUIRED!!

her hair is gray among other colors

Julia Bella - I don't think the fact that she is a millionaire necessary means she has to have her own trainer and spend thousands on botox. She doesn't live in L.A. and she stays away from the limelight. I think she just wants to raise her kids and enjoy her family. For the record, I think she looks better than a lot of women who are half her age. The paps should respect her privacy and leave her alone - go chase the famewhores at the Ivy instead.

Julia Bella - I don't think the fact that she is a millionaire necessary means she has to have her own trainer and spend thousands on botox. She doesn't live in L.A. and she stays away from the limelight. I think she just wants to raise her kids and enjoy her family. For the record, I think she looks better than a lot of women who are half her age. The paps should respect her privacy and leave her alone - go chase the famewhores at the Ivy instead.

Wow she sure is a cow now

Were the phuck is Julia Roberts???
It looks like Sandra Bernhart Eat her and she is still digesting her in that immense fat sack above her sister hole

I dont think she looks bad at all! for having twins seriously! for everyone who is "dogging" on her thats not right, shes older now, shes got children, shes not some superficial 20 year old that doesnt eat and sells at home porno's to the world, shes a mother and a very accomplished actress.
and i have to agree with "jen-jen-bo-ben" up there when shes saying shes not in spot light and she just wants to raise her children, and that they should look for the famewhores instead!

oh please isn't it obvious that rough daddy is in luv with julia
imagine an asshole trying to be better

i wish i could kick daddy's puffy ass

the commentary in this post is sooooooo HILARIOUS! i still cant stop laughing!...squeezing pineapple in their eyes....HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...YOU GUYS ARE SO DAMN FUNNY.....i bet even julia laughed if she saw it...HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

What's so bad looking about her? Compared to the average American 40-mom, she's pretty damned hot!! And after twins?!? Sorry, I'm just not on the hater bandwagon this time around...

boobs are cool

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