Sep 18 2008Joe Francis: 'Samantha Ronson has a bigger penis than I do'
Joe Francis stopped by E!'s Hollywood Party Girl where he went off on Lindsay Lohan's relationship with Samantha Ronson. He claims Sam is a jealous control freak and also has a gigantic penis. How else would she snare Lindsay? Considering the source of this claim is the genius who invented Girls Gone Wild, I believe it. Joe then went on to state what we all know is true: Lindsay is not a lesbian:
"Lindsay's straight. I think Sam has taken ownership of Lindsay. I think if Sam were to let Lindsay go even that much; Lindsay would revert back to being straight.”
I think if Sam and Lindsay's relationship ended in murder-suicide, I'd order a pizza. Too real? You're right. Better make it Mexican.
Video: E!
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Reader Comments
1. Dave - September 18, 2008 4:12 PM
chicks with dicks first
2. HankTheDwarf - September 18, 2008 4:12 PM
THIS FUCK LOOKS LIKE A BEAVER
3. The Bisexual - September 18, 2008 4:14 PM
I definitely don't think that's the case! Maybe Lilo just wants some puss now and again. Can anyone blame her?
4. Lola - September 18, 2008 4:16 PM
SHOULDN'T THIS CHILD-MOLESTING PIECE OF GORILLA SHIT STILL BE IN JAIL???
SEE IT'S BECAUSE OF MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE THIS WHY I FEEL THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS FUCKED UP.... YES ALLOW PEOPLE TO TALK AND SPEAK THEIR MINDS FREELY.... BUT ONLY OF IT'S SOMETHING WORTH LISTENING TO AND NOT SOME RAMBLING RETARDED BULLSHIT LIKE THE SHIT THIS BITCH IS TALKING ABOUT
5. havoc - September 18, 2008 4:17 PM
All three of them need a bullet behind the ear....
This douchebag especially.
6. lloyd johnson - September 18, 2008 4:18 PM
I hae joe francis because he is scum. I worship the man because he made bazillions of dollars getting chicks to show their tits.
7. Randal - September 18, 2008 4:20 PM
Joe! Damn, haven't been around here enough times, it's good to see you stopping in for an interview.
You've done an excellent job with Girls Gone Wild, considering what a household name it's become. Any plans for a family TV show?
Randal
8. Ted from LA - September 18, 2008 4:22 PM
He's going do a remake of sorts. Leave it in the Beaver.
9. Vol - September 18, 2008 4:25 PM
Obama is an Oreo...and ain't no cookie can be my President!!
10. Sarah - September 18, 2008 4:25 PM
Seriously, why does he keep referring to her as Samantha ROSNAN? Makes you wonder if he even knows either of them? Another hanger on who feels it necessary to ride the coattails of vapid twenty-somethings. Can you hear me Spencer Pratt?
11. minniememe - September 18, 2008 4:26 PM
So Joe has a penis as big as a clitoris? No wonder he gets no action, 'cept in the pokey. Get it? Pokey? Jail? Oh nevermind... I need more ice for my Jack & Coke...
12. Joe Francis - September 18, 2008 4:28 PM
Randal,
Thanks for the love and support of Girls Gone Wild. You're an avid fan and I've received ALL your letters and emails.
As far as a family TV show, I highly doubt it since alot of respectable actors and actresses, refuse to have anything to do with me because of my background and how I've made my money. But that hasn't stopped you and you've been behind me 100% through the hard times.
Since you've mentioned a show, I was thinking about a "reality" show. Maybe we could use your family as the stars. Of course they would all have to perform on each other, prance around naked most of the time and you're more than welcome to join since you'll be the "star" of the show.
Let me know what you think and get back to me. You know where to reach me. Always good to hear from you Randy
Your buddy,
Joe F
13. norton - September 18, 2008 4:30 PM
Joe Francis is the epitomie of douche-bag.
14. BigFootsDick - September 18, 2008 4:39 PM
I want to cut off her head and fuck the wound.
15. Plobes - September 18, 2008 4:53 PM
Why is this asshat admitting he has a small peen?
16. Jimbo - September 18, 2008 4:54 PM
Is anyone surprised that Samantha Ronson has a wenis? What would be surprising is if Rough Daddy had one. Then I would be shocked!!
17. PLobes - September 18, 2008 4:55 PM
and Vol, cookies are sweet and delicious juat like Barack Obama
COOKIE FOR PREZ!
McCain is a stale Nutter Butter from 1922
18. bar room hero - September 18, 2008 5:02 PM
What a tool, does he seem kinda fruity to anybody else???
19. Alli - September 18, 2008 5:13 PM
He is the modern day Larry Flint, get over it. Someday they will make a movie about him if they haven't already.
20. FRIST!!! - September 18, 2008 6:43 PM
Jimbo, a wenis is a part of your arm...
Lola, hatin the capslock, but totally aggreeing with what you are saying!!
21. I <3 Sam - September 18, 2008 7:02 PM
THIS KID IS SUCH A FUCKING DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WOULD punch him if I saw him for real!
Samantha rocks.
22. his cellmate thinks he's sexy - September 18, 2008 9:15 PM
In other words Joe admits to not having a penis. Samantha could have a 1 inch pecker and, as he admitted, it would be bigger than his inchworm. This guy found his 15 minutes and made some cash at the same time. Probably had sex with his cellmate too.
As for his 15 minutes....tick tick tick tick tick
23. nysro - September 18, 2008 11:46 PM
Joe Frances is a great man, that provides a great service to the world... barely legal girls going wild... what more can you ask for?
24. ssssssay waaaaaat - September 19, 2008 12:10 AM
lol Joe's a douche.
25. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - September 19, 2008 6:43 AM
I can't see it, anyone else got a link to it elsewhere?
26. wtf - September 19, 2008 9:54 AM
this fucking douche bag should die. He beats women, raped a girl, and gets away with it. Everytime I see his smug face I want to break my computer. fucker.
27. gerard Vandenberg - September 19, 2008 10:25 AM
A baseball-stick can be of alot of help with horny "DIE-HARD" lesbians!!
28. Mel - September 19, 2008 11:08 AM
I LOVE JOE HE REALLY SAYS IT HOW IT IS!!
29. lucycharms - September 19, 2008 1:24 PM
Honestly.... Joe Francis a source for valid information????!!!!!!
Scum bag, jail bait, roofie giving, get naked & I'll humilate you for life so I can make a quick buck on all the frat guys or close ins that are yanking their dicks into their socks douche bag...
Can we never show his face or name on this site again? He is so vile & so useless... I'd rather hear about pathetic Paris Hilton over him.
I'd punch him in the face too if I saw him.
He has no right to comment on anyone.
You know what if Ms. Lohan is happy, healthy & drug free she can date, marry anyone she wants.
He's just upset that she has cleaned up & has a true friend watching out for her so he can't manipulate her. Maybe Samantha is just looking out for her. Remember about a year ago she was outta control Britney Spears style. She needs alittle control. Everyone out there wants her to fail. They want her to go outta control so they can make money off her stories.
If she flies straight she can really become an amazing actress.
Joe Francis is a cockroach
30. lucycharms - September 19, 2008 2:12 PM
PS. & by "flying straight" I mean no drugs or alcohol.
31. s0fa - September 20, 2008 4:22 AM
Joe Francis should NOT be getting any publicity on this site (or any other media outlet for that matter). He's a pervert and a scumbag and anything that comes out of his mouth is toxic and is nothing worth listening to. He just wants attention, thats all he does and its pathetic. Just look at his smug attitude that he's always had and u know that he doesn't give a rats ass about anyone but himself and what people can give him. He's the epitome of sleeze, and its this type of people that always end up alone and desperate. I know this all sounds harsh, but he is a terrible influence on our youth, guys and girls. There may be a throng of sluts out there for him to put on film but he's created a culture that has accepted this behavior as entertainment and it is sick.
32. jason - September 20, 2008 9:57 AM
Please make him go away. This is the lowest you have stooped in a long time, posting this shit on your site, his comments are positively homophobic and vengeful As a man I feel ashamed belonging to the same gender as this idiot. He makes men everywhere seem unenlightened and neandertallike. I wish Lilo all the best she seems like she is much happier and whatever she and Sam has people should just let them live their life.
33. Shredder - September 25, 2008 9:02 AM
Umm, didnt he get filmed sticking a dildo up his ass about a year ago? Maybe Joe F knows a thing or 2 about cocks people. And he's spent time in jail. This beard called "Girls Gone Wild" is such a sad attempt to prove he's a macho guy when all he wants is to play tummy sticks all night. Maybe Samantha should throw him a bone, ZING!