Sep 8 2008Jessica Simpson's breasts anger, confuse country music fans

Love her!

First fuck holes!

i love wiener

why is she trying to win over the those inbreeds anyway, its like me trying to win over the likes of "poopoopants" "Frist" etc.

she looks like her fat -pregnant- no talent -lip syncing sister.

Awww, soo Hot!! Good to see her at the Opry!

she looks either fat or prego in that brown dress.

on a separate note, whatching that video made ME embarrassed! it's just SUCH an obvious last attempt to salvage/create a music career by switching to country. her voice is not strong enough for the songs she's attempting to sing. she may be from texas, but this country thing is NOT authentic.

She is sooo pregnant. Look at the tummy! I am 3 months along, and I see that same tummy every day in the mirror! I'm betting she's preggo!

Bunch of haters! She looks beautiful. From an industry who idolizes Dolly Parton, they think that Jessica looks inappropriate? Silliness.

We just know stupid when we see it. Just like we see how stupid people are who think rockin' obama the new messiah is going to do anything worth while. So far he hasn't done jack shit. Yet stupid people still think he is the "answer".

Fucking stupid idiots.

how do her awesome boobs anger and confuse people?

WOW, I freakin HATE country music and I think she sounds great!!!!!! I was skeptical at first but I think this will be good for her...eventually. The country folk will come around...

so gd hot..

but the dumb head movement needs to stop..
and that extra thing she does with her voice after every phrase is also annoying.. "come on over.. ahh"

God hands out only one gift per person...Jessica got boobies...not talent. God is good, God is great.

The problem is that she needs a wonder bra under the dress. Her boobs look like they are pointing north and south.

this is twice today that i am shocked by the readers of Superficial. i believe the obvious answer that country music stars wanted her cover up was that is wasnt related to any of them which means she was off limits and offensive.

i personally would welcome any distraction she could offer as to avoid the mental anguish i would feel from her caterwauling.

With everything else Jessica Simpson offers for ridicule, they object to her one virtue: big tits. Mark Foley, Larry Craig, Ted Haggart - how many examples do you need? Country music lovin' good ol' conservative Republican folks are angry repressed homosexuals. At the RNC last week, there were lines stretching for miles leading to that bathroom at the airport.

All the Billy Ray Cyruses in the audience were pissed that Jessica's huge boobs were distracting them from the blowjobs they were getting from their daughters.

what the hell is that panty line in the first photo? it is up too high... is she wearing granny pantaloons or is that a truss???

hillbillies only like their tits on cows. silly bitches

Fish, it's not my tardbaby that's the key. It's that I say exactly what the daddy-types say, all harsh and judgmental and god-y, while looking like a naughty librarian. Drives 'em crazy. The key is to be pretty and have no identity of your own. It allowed me to sign on with that incontinent demented fool McCain, even though my current beliefs say I should HATE HIM for his beliefs - or, at least what his beliefs were around the time of the New Hampshire primary. You have to flip a bunch of them to get to his current beliefs. But anyway, right now - before my first press interview, which is, like, taking FOREVA!!! - I'm being told what I should believe now, so I don't look completely incompatible with ol' maverick (let me practice: "hey you kids, get off my lawn!" hahahaha). I can't believe I'll have to say I'm against earmarked funds - that's just about all I worked for in Alaska, since you've got to pay people to stay there and work the pipeline (I mean oil, not what Bristol did).

But just wait for my interview with Charlie Gibson. We picked him because a senior Republican leader at the RNC was blowing a young boy in a bathroom stall (standard practice at all our meetings) and peeked through a hole and saw Gibson jerking off to my picture in the next stall. Men are such easily manipulated idiots!

god i hate tony romo

She looks so pregnant! Or she should lay off the carbs.

Jessica, you are no Dolly Parton!

how many sluts did obammy daddy knock up and abandon? how many bastard children did obammydaddy have?

#24 - just one, and it was very recent: my lovely daughter Bristol. I filmed it. There's a booming market for my new video series, "Dumb Alaskan Slut and Huge African Cocks." And as you know, I have no regard for my children's wellbeing when an opportunity for self-advancement arises. BARRACUDA!

does she have cellulite on her arms on that first pic? O_o

I'm way more offended by the fact that she can't sing...

I'm way more offended by the fact that she can't sing...

She is she wearing the same type of fat dress that Kim Kardaskank wears when she does not want to wear her support butt girdle. Jessica is getting fat and will have to wear a girdle like Kim. Too bad Jessica lost a lot of weight for her Dukes movie and her breasts got saggy from weight loss and she had to get implants to make her breasts perky. And now Jessica is fat again.

OMFG I saw these photos. We have found bigfoot although I didn't know he bleached his hair

Well I think her bobs look amazing and so does she personally. More of that, less of country people.

Who are the haters? Heck, on her best day she might have American Idol "Hollywood round" talent, but that's it, and she has no "feel" for country music. The supposedly ignorant hicks can spot a fraud a million miles away.

Couldn't be her boobs - country music has one of the biggest breasted women ever: Dolly Parton. She almost always pimped her rack with some cleavage. I'm guessing that she isn't making it out there because she 1. sucks and 2. is crossing over. Crossing over is a tough sale especially when you're coming from the Briney Spears pop scene over to something that is more "down-home" type. She could come out on stage in a tucked in flannel with wranglers and she still wouldn't win over the country fans. I'm sture they all just think she's a big phony.

Most people on this sight, including the "writer", seem to constantly confuse superficiality with downright ignorance. Making a remark about someone wearing an ugly dress or having a bad boob job is superficial. Cracking jokes at the expense of the mentally impaired (and a baby at that) is ignorance. I can only assume then that the majority of the people who post here are not even out of middle school and therefor don't know any better.

That said, I agree with #9, Dolly's boobs are much larger and always on display. Maybe country music fans only like love pillows if they remind them of their Granny?

edit: sight =site...whatever.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
Holy fuck nuts batman!
She SERIOUSLY needs to get a COUNTRY vocal coach...
Get rid of the pop singing if you are trying to go country....
She keeps flipping between both and it sounds like she is getting punched in the stomach when she is singing...
*vomits*
oh sorry....the video isnt over yet.
No wonder everyone hated it...it was HORRIBLE....learn to sing like a country singer and the simple folk might accept you....
See there is one thing other country greats had that you dont Jessica....TALENT.
harsh I know but that was one of the worst .......I wont even stoop as low as calling THAT a performance...but lets just say you should stick to pop and ballads...its what you are comfortable with OBVIOUSLY...
and you dont sound like you are being killed when you do it....unlike this horrific fucking train wreck.
Van flip in to the great lake of aids..
plz.

What's that herky jerky thing she's doing with her head?

Yeah, people in the midwest love Sarah Palin. She's exactly what they're looking for in a leader: mean and simple. Somebody they can relate to.

@24, calm down and take your medicine. There now, hurry up and get to bed before the boogeyman gets you!

Crap - she looks like CRAP. Bleached dry frizzled hair, pasty white skin, fat arms, - keep eating tons of meat, stupid talentless excuse for a country singer - where's Leann Rimes when you need her?

She has become Fat but Still I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE her Rack !!

XOXO

She isn't showing anything, please! And need I even mention Dolly Paron? Whatever!

Don't you know that you have to singe "in tongues" in order win over country fans?

Praise Jesus! Oh and pray for God to give me a new plasma TV after he finishes building that Alaskan pipeline.

Don't you know that you have to sing "in tongues" in order win over country fans?

Praise Jesus! Oh and pray for God to give me a new plasma TV after he finishes building that Alaskan pipeline.

I don't get it..? Country folks don't like BIG-CANS? Dang... That is why my Uncle Billy-Bob watched Hee-Haw.. Country fans have bought Dolly Parton about 4 sets of Huge Cans by last count. Truth is, they just don't like Jessica "dumbin' down" their QB in Dallas country,

Jessica Simpson
Mothered a gimp son
Wrapped it in silk
Denied it her milk
Left it for dead
On a trash can lid
Discovered by firemen
Call me a liar, Sven

Read it all buried on page ten

DUMB and DUMBER again?

she definetly does look pregnant...look at her belly. It looks like 3 or 4 months along. And wow, cellulite already on her arms! Yipes! It won't be too long before she just settles down married with children. All that being said, I still think she's pretty...kind of like a mini Faith Hill.

I don't understand, Jessica Simpson's tits are the best thing about her... why would people complain?

Perhaps folks know she is a fake? Could that be it? She is desperate as her career is really almost over otherwise. Scumbag Unholywood will push a singing turd if they think it will make them money (Mr. Hanky?)

Fuck Hollywood and all the crooks and perverts there and Jessica Simpson and her big nasty farting ass or skinny ass

She's only sucking the country music teat because of Romo (Cowboys).

Complaining about Jessica Simpson showing some titty is like bitching the sun is hot. That is all they are good for.

But... Where's the nipple slip?

Country definitely suits her better. I hate country. Shouldn't somebody tell her that being a Dolly Parton impersonator isn't cool. Unless you're in drag.

I wonder if it's the head bobbing that makes her look like she's having a seizure that scares them.

She can't hide those suckers.... She has DD's........

She is so preggers!

Jesus, if they don't want to see tits, why in the world would they go to see Jessica Simpson "perform"?

That's a whole lot of cellulite on those arms

Where's Randal?

She's pregnant

It's got nothing to do with her looks - country music fans LOVE their celebs because they are REAL. Jessica doesn't come across as real, she claims she's going back to her roots, country music - sorry but I'm a country music fan & she just comes across like she thinks we should be honored by her, but why - the song is good, she just does it NO justice in person - she doesn't have IT presence when she's on stage, and she tries to hard to convince us she does, just makes her come across fake & snobbish.

She wearin' a girdle? What's going on with her tummy?

I bet all women within 10 miles of Pete Wentz are telekinetically impregnated by him.

@17 the funny part is that you probably honestly believe obama will change the nation for the better *HORF*...dumb far right nuts think their shit dont stink...gosh repubs are all closet homosexuals who watch foxnews and worship rush limbaugh and hate obama because hes black...yeahhhh...but liberals have all the answers!! rack up the national debt a couple tril and to hell with capitalism!! gosh, why didnt i think of that before