Sep 12 2008Jessica Simpson's boyfriend rescues stranded motorists
Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo helped an elderly couple stranded on the highway near Dallas airport. He noticed them trying to fix a flat tire after arriving back in town from Cleveland on Sunday. People reports:
"At that point, I looked at him and thought, 'Dang, he looks familiar,'" Sharon says. "I go, 'You know what? You look like Tony Romo.' He looked down and just gave me that boyish smile he's got. Then he said, 'That's because I am.'"
"I just screamed as loud as I could," Sharon says. "Then I grabbed him and hugged him."
Her husband Bill, 61, who had missed the Dallas-Cleveland game while on the road, asked Romo what had happened to his bandaged chin. When Romo started explaining, "I stopped him and said, 'Don't tell me! I don't want to know!" says Bill, who had recorded the game at home.
Great story, but here's a better one: Jessica Simpson has really large breasts. POW! I win! Is there such a thing as too much journalistic integrity? Because it's like I bought it in bulk over here.
Photos: Splash News
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Reader Comments
1. Dave - September 12, 2008 9:46 AM
romos a homo
2. Phil McKracken - September 12, 2008 9:49 AM
since when are 61 year old men 'elderly'?
3. the old arcade - September 12, 2008 9:54 AM
Gee, i'm SOOOO tired of this fat bitch..
http://theoldarcade.blogspot.com
4. Jerry - September 12, 2008 10:04 AM
I've got to say,
5. m.munroe - September 12, 2008 10:05 AM
why is she wearing such an ugly dress? thats besides the fact that its ill fitting, and the wrap dress does nothing for her figure anyway.
6. morga - September 12, 2008 10:08 AM
I just got slobber all over the screen :-\
7. havoc - September 12, 2008 10:11 AM
Wow, good for Tony, you know I....ooooooo titties.
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8. havoc - September 12, 2008 10:11 AM
Wow, good for Tony, you know I....ooooooo titties.
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9. who can it be now? - September 12, 2008 10:34 AM
Hussein Obama is a bastard offspring of a Turd World maggot and an American leftwing slut
10. Rant - September 12, 2008 10:36 AM
The Tony "Homo" nickname is so fucking original. You think that bothers his dumb ass. He has probably heard that since grade fucking two. Come people you can do better.
11. Gerald Fitzpatrick - September 12, 2008 10:38 AM
I like titties.
12. Patrick Fitzgerald - September 12, 2008 10:39 AM
I like money.
13. Ted Mosby - September 12, 2008 10:39 AM
Motorboat!
14. Rant - September 12, 2008 10:41 AM
Ted you motorboatin' son of bitch!
15. Idaho - September 12, 2008 10:42 AM
Wow hicks will tell any story for a dime
16. Barak Obama - September 12, 2008 10:46 AM
Did she use her tits to block the sun so he didn't get a sun burn?
Vote for me if you want your taxes raised!
17. why in the world... - September 12, 2008 11:13 AM
why in the f-ing world is she dressing like estelle getty?
18. Barack H Obama - September 12, 2008 11:17 AM
"I wish I had more hands, so I can give those titties four thumbs down!"
Man, what happened to her?
Vote for me because it's hip to constantly talk about change. Vote for me because .... because I'm bringing change to America!! Weeeeeee, yep CHANGE!! Wooo let's get some CHANGE up in here!!
19. Crystal - September 12, 2008 11:22 AM
OMG SO FUNNY!!!! ONE OF MY GOOD FRIENDS LITTLE BILLY IS THEIR SON! HE CALLED ME THAT SUNDAY NIGHT AFTER THE COWBOY GAME AT LIKE 11PM IN VALLEY RANCH TELLING ME TOMY ROMO JUST HELPED HIS PARENTS WITH A FLAT TIRE! TRUE STORY!!! HE SAID TONS OF PEOPLE, TV AND RADIO, ARE CALLING HIS MOM FOR INTERVIEWS. LOL
20. John McCain - September 12, 2008 11:29 AM
"Vote for me because it's hip to constantly talk about change. Vote for me because .... because I'm bringing change to America!! Weeeeeee, yep CHANGE!! Wooo let's get some CHANGE up in here!!"
Uhhh...hmmm...might want to read the news a bit. That's MY campaign slogan now. It's all we said during the Republican convention and all we've said ever since.
21. www.elestupidez..com - September 12, 2008 11:34 AM
Good God, she looks like SHE should be playing for the Cowboys! Maybe a linebacker.
22. Yank and Wank - they rhyme for a reason - September 12, 2008 11:36 AM
God what an ugly dress.
23. Crystal - September 12, 2008 11:37 AM
no class. with that dress on.
24. Crystal - September 12, 2008 11:37 AM
no class. with that dress on.
25. Mia - September 12, 2008 11:44 AM
I'm no fan of Jessica but this style dress works for her because it shows cleavage and hides her protuding stomach.
26. dragon43078 - September 12, 2008 11:46 AM
We all know she cant't sing or act. The only thing she has is nice tits. If she wants us to pay any attention to her, she needs to let the world see those bare tits all the time. That is the only thing she can affer the world. TITS.
27. Grandpa - September 12, 2008 12:10 PM
All you political idiots get off this site, this is for babes and boobs and we don't need your left wing/right wing bullshit!! We are screwed no matter who wins, so shut the F-up and let us enjoy our half naked women!!!! OH YEAH
28. john - September 12, 2008 12:11 PM
What the hell is she wearing and she needs to cut back on the beer. Her beer gut is looking nasty and I bet it makes her gaseous. No guy likes to be in bed with a gassy girl. Why do all these celebrities because freaks and circus clowns?
29. mu - September 12, 2008 12:13 PM
She's redneck bait. They love that fat, inbred look.
30. Learn To Sell Porn and Make Money - September 12, 2008 12:22 PM
who cares. Romo is a fag and she is just a beard.
31. rough daddy - September 12, 2008 12:45 PM
Yeah id like to know who reported this cock and bull story to the media!!!
32. beyonce - September 12, 2008 12:50 PM
What a pack of assholes you all are? She looks fine...
33. Vote Obama - September 12, 2008 12:59 PM
#27
Since a lot of people are into boobs and babes on this site, then vote for Obama because he is pro choice and if you vote for McCain then he is pro life and you will have to have babies whether you want them or not or go get an illegal abortion because only the rich will be able to get safe abortions if McCain gets elected.
34. Kennedy - September 12, 2008 1:02 PM
#16
Obama plans to raise taxes only for the rich elite 3 percent of Americans. The rest of us Americans will get tax relieve. McCain loves to lie and say Obama will raise taxes for all Americans which is a lie. McCain is hoping Americans will not be informed and vote for him. Get informed and visit
www.factcheck.org
35. gerard Vandenberg - September 12, 2008 1:41 PM
The bigger the TITS are,
te SMALLER the brains.
If this statement is true, YOU'VE GOT AN..............................................."A"!!
36. WastingTime - September 12, 2008 1:49 PM
Fuck!
She's a fucking cow! When did she get so fat? FUck, it doesn't matter if you have big tits, if they're proportional to your big fuckin body!
vomit
37. MILF - September 12, 2008 2:33 PM
#33
Damn Straight!!!
What happen to America being a "free country".. where we make our own decisions, not the government!!
I bet most people don't even know Bush is trying to ban birth control too, because it is a form of abortion! As if we don't have enough people on welfare!!! Give me a fucking break!
38. EuroNeckPain - September 12, 2008 2:50 PM
Ugliest dress ever. She must have stolen it from a spanish matron.
39. hausfrau - September 12, 2008 2:59 PM
Good God, Jessica- why doesn't your stylist tell you that FAT GIRLS SHOULD NOT WEAR LARGE PRINTS!!!!!!!
40. Khirschy Squirts - September 12, 2008 3:15 PM
Her hips are catching her chest.
41. Styxchix - September 12, 2008 3:19 PM
I'm with #2 - I read it and thought 'wow, an elderly woman jumped up and down and screamed?' - and she's 61???!!! Since when did being that age make you elderly! I'm twenty years younger and was feeling pretty good until I realised I'm on the cusp of old age........sigh..........
42. Crystal - September 12, 2008 3:38 PM
TRUE ASS STORY!
43. BP79 - September 12, 2008 10:13 PM
Tony Romo loves anal--receiving of course.
44. Insaitable Peter - September 13, 2008 2:44 AM
I know she's a pariah of the talentless wastes of space, but I'd still fuck the hell out of her.
Mmm, real boobies.
45. spanish proud - September 13, 2008 12:29 PM
hey 38 I´m spanish and the only person that I´ve seen with that type of dresses was your mum!and by the way Mexico is not Spain and in Spain is not Mexico, Spain is in Europe, and if Colon haven´t discovered your land you wouldn´t have been the power tha America is today so please I beg you, stop dreaming about girls that will never pay attention to you and go and read a book!
46. NINA2004 - September 13, 2008 4:40 PM
Awwwwww how sweet!! Romo is hot, talented and kind...what more could girl ask for?! Jessica and Romo make such a cute couple. They are just both precious.
47. gerard Vandenberg - September 14, 2008 10:26 AM
She can't help because a resque-operation requires some thinking.
so forget it, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!!
48. FACE - September 15, 2008 7:56 AM
I would give my right arm to lay my junk between those juggs for just 3 minutes
49. fattymcfatfat - September 15, 2008 11:22 AM
fatty fat mcfat fat fat. god she's fat.
did i mention how fat she is.
she's just so freakin' fat
fat.
50. Eww - September 18, 2008 5:06 PM
Dayum!
WTF happened to her..?
She's starting to look tranny-like.
Gross!
51. bono kilo - October 10, 2008 1:02 AM
All of you fucking stop sayins she's fat. She's a good size. I'm not a fan of her but i know shes not fat. People like you are the reason why there are tennage girls with their finger down their throat hugging the toilet. So all of you need to shut the fuck up and worry about acual important things. Go try and find a cure for cancer, stop world hunger, do something about the economy. Somehting useful instead of putting people down you superficial assholes.
52. bono kilo - October 10, 2008 1:02 AM
All of you fucking stop sayins she's fat. She's a good size. I'm not a fan of her but i know shes not fat. People like you are the reason why there are tennage girls with their finger down their throat hugging the toilet. So all of you need to shut the fuck up and worry about acual important things. Go try and find a cure for cancer, stop world hunger, do something about the economy. Somehting useful instead of putting people down you superficial assholes.
53. bono kilo - October 10, 2008 1:02 AM
All of you fucking stop sayins she's fat. She's a good size. I'm not a fan of her but i know shes not fat. People like you are the reason why there are tennage girls with their finger down their throat hugging the toilet. So all of you need to shut the fuck up and worry about acual important things. Go try and find a cure for cancer, stop world hunger, do something about the economy. Somehting useful instead of putting people down you superficial assholes.