Sep 9 2008Jessica Simpson, for the love of God, please stop

Why does she think that if she's not popular among the country audience already, that it will change at all with her stupid album?

Seriously? who the hell buys this crap?

And where does the song restart?

Wholy knockers!

Fish,

I had no idea that you had a penis. All this time I thought you were a dude with a vaj since you act like such a pussy. Who knew.

I've never heard one single song of hers. Has she ever been on the radio? Somebody name a song of hers that I might know??????

What the hell is she wearing? Truly, I've never seen a dumber looking face in my life. The girl appears to have the IQ of a tepid glass of tap water.

god bless jessica simpson, and her chest cannons.

You know when Satan asked her if she wanted a great rack or intelligence - it really didn't need to be an all or nothing answer. She should have taken a cup size or two less and added a few IQ points.

MILF in ugly clothes. Maybe she pregnant.

@6...yes a low IQ, I agree...but seriously, how bad do you want to toss her salad?

Her picture sequences always look like she's about to receive, or just received, a monster facial splooging. Plus: big boobs always on the verge of popping out.

Just enjoy it, you fucking homos.

you know what? It's not THAT bad of a performance - she loses the note once or twice, but she does ok. It's a crappy song - boring, one good line, no musical hook....
But... not only does she have a great rack... look at that tongue! Tony Romo's got to love it when she goes deep....

Boy romo must have fun with that!!!

Nice choice of headline pic superfish,,,that tongue and mammary shot can inspire a c*m flood!!!!

Is it just me, or do you think Romo likes it when that tounge is running circles and eventually enters his anus?

I wonder where that tongue has been?

@15 Do you really need to ask that question? I think we all know the answer, hell YES!!

Why does she even bother singing? She could just stand there reading "Green Eggs and Ham" and it would be okay with you cavemen because she has big boobs.

Is she pregnant? I mean in the last week she wore this hideous dresses !!! none of her usual style! What do you think?

@18 It's possible, I mean 1st ashley, Papa joes next logical choice is his other daughter, why the hell not

She got fat but she can still look good if she does not show her fat knee caps.

ACTUALLY - she didn't sing a single off of her new album, she sang, 'With You.' Off of her old album, the one that came out when she was relevant. The only thing that changed is now she sings it was a massive twang.......actual facts.

@#12: Are you deaf? It was TERRIBLE. She tries too hard to do the "country twang," she's off-key the entire song, and -- worst of all -- she can't hit the high notes.

She should've just lip-synced. Better yet, she should just quit the music biz.

ACTUALLY - she didn't sing a single off of her new album, she sang, 'With You.' Off of her old album, the one that came out when she was relevant. The only thing that changed is now she sings it with a massive twang.......actual facts.

@17 Hey Barbie, don't you have big boobs too? Can you read Green Eggs and Ham??

Mandy, she did sing "Come On Over." It's in the same playlist as the video you apparently watched. Pay more attention next time.

The restart is in the second verse. Her back-up singers are singing, in unison, a different line than she is. She has to look over at them to check which line she should be singing!

someone please pour habanero sauce on her tongue next time she sticks it out

She's SO PREGNANT! And the outfit is ridiculous.

that first pic makes me think she is a pro at giving anal tongue darts. either way she can practice on the spider as long as no words are coming out of her mouth.

Here's the video link:

http://video.accesshollywood.com/player/?id=639981

I can't stand her. I couldn't f'in stand her then, and I definitely can't f'in stand her now! When will her 15 minutes of fame expire? The only thing after this album flops keeping her in the spotlight is her football boyfriend.

Look at the fucking tounge, now I know why she is famous. And I use the term famous loosely.

you dirty liberal...

She is hiding a BABY BUMP!

Intelligence is way over rated as a desired personality trait for women. Big cans and that tongue should be enough for any man. I see Romo working. All she needs to learn is to shut up and bingo - He is talking soul mate for life. He can have discussions about Kurt Vonnegut with someone else.

Actually, she didn't even sing her new sing she botched her old #1 With You from before she thought she was to big and cheated on Nick Lachey. Oh well serves her right.

She didn't actually restart.. she just switched up the second verse. She sang the second part before the first part, and her backup singers did it right. You'd think she'd know her own song a little better than that... but at least she kept it together.

She didn't restart her new single "come on over" she had to restart her old single "with you." Just to set the record straight. It was technical difficulty and it wasn't something she did.

She didn't restart her new single "come on over" she had to restart her old single "with you." Just to set the record straight. It was technical difficulty and it wasn't something she did.

Damn, I didn't think Tony Homo could get it up let alone have sperm strong enough to knock that bitch up.

Oh God. She's awful. How did she get to be on a national show?

Now u know why NL left this woman
2 much Tongue outside and looks
RIDICULOUS !!!

XOXO

Oh you superficial writer, you are so wrong. The song she had to restart was not come on over, it was some other one. If youre going to blast Jessica at least make sure you have the right info, nympho!

Hahahah--go back to your Jessica Simpson fan page....

I think she's knocked up, thats the only excuse for the shit clothes she's been wearing lately. And she's prolly jealous of her fug sister...

Holy Christ, am I the only one who thought she looked like Mary Hart from Entertainment tonight, who must be pushing a hard 60?

I think she's pregnant. Check out her belly. And the unabashed Tony Romo's the love of my life comments. Could only be spoken by a woman who's engaged or knocked up.

She has something that sets her apart. Long, blonde hair, pretty brown doe eyes, natural curves in all the right places, glowy tan skin, a sweet humble attitude, and Hollywoods most perfect set of twins:) She is the chic all men want. Sweet and devoted (seemingly). The kind yiu take home to mom.

She looks better than the playboy tribe from the last post. They look like over the hill sorority sisters. Nothing special just a bunch of chronic dieters who diet and not excercise, who bleach there hair shades of unflatterng dandelion blonde that does not take into account ones skin tone and natural undertones. There taste in clothes sucks,,,,the lingerie needs to be a bit more interesting. I want to see them look like it is Carnival in Brazil...put on a show, act alive. Shake some feathers. Just don't stand about in your loose knickers and saggy bras and poorly fitting corsets.

What's up with the double-baggers in the audience mouthing the words to the song? Jesus H. Mother-Fucking Christ.

She should just do playboy and start to live off the only talent she has - having huge breasts.

What's with the total lack of waist btw?

I dont understand the hatred for her all of a sudden. Sure she has been dumb and beautiful from the start but people,liked her for that. She wasnt trying to be the Vice President of trhe United States.

Why is she making stupid faces everytime I see her? I know she's a dimwit but damn, girl. Stop with the stupid faces you twat!

@49 - The hatred isn't sudden. She's always been a talentless hack with good looks and awesome tits. Even her Dad knows how awesome her tits are...he talks about them to the media. We've always hated her in that "shut the fuck up and suck our cocks so I can splooge on your tits" kinda way.

@#49: Honestly? Because her personal life went to shit in front of the whole world. She paraded around with Nick Lachey for *years* before they were married while she trumpeted endlessly about her precious, precious virginity and how *serious* marriage was, and then it all went to hell in a handbasket after what, two years? So much for all her babble, and what little respectability she had up to that point.

She's no longer a cute 17-year-old with the appearance of purity, a great voice and an empty head -- she's a quickly-aging 20-something divorcee with (if this video is any indication) a suddenly mediocre voice and a still-empty head. Not nearly as appealing, is it?

CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

that outfit is so ugly! she has a man face. she is not aging well either. im such a chick. my man says she's hot -i don't get it

54. We are just looking at her tongue and tits.

She aged so bad, ı can't stand hearing her fugly voice,
jess for christ's sake shut the fuck up, and never open it again!

How many times does she have to make an ass of her self trying to "sing" before she just gets an effing clue and stops! Sad part is she isn't going to dissappear anytime soon because her shoe line is really cute AND she's got a line of dresses coming out. I realize that the only input she has on any of the crap is allowing her name to be on the tag. Oh well, she keep raking in the dough so she can buy more of those huge purses and junk.

We've only just started of!!
So there's alot more to come, folks!!

She sings "with you" in a terrible southern twang now...

Wow why always a mean statement about Jessica?! She is an amazing singer. You are prolly too dumb to know what is good and what is bad. She has a great talent and her new cd is so good. She has finally found her sound.

Nina, prolly is not a word-just thought you'd like to know.
People dislike Jessica because she sold her soul to the
devil for a career that now seems to be faultering and
she'll do anything to revive that career like sell out her
first husband just to be on the cover of People magazine.
I don't think that's a very classy thing to do. What happened
with her first husband should remain between the two of
them and should not be used as tabloid fodder.
Not classy at all.

*LOL*
This is a good entry. The photo and the Fish's title.
Gold.

She's totally pregers. She keeps bending over in her song so that he dress doesn't touch her stomach and there for people would notice less. Her belly looks pregnant and she has those pregnant looking boobs. Seriously they aren't that perky looking, put them away.

I would love that tongue riggling its way up my tight brown pucker!

wow she looks hella preggo!

man... what's the next step? acting ??? wait a minute....

Nice chest pillows, and I've got some ideas of what she can do with that long, sexy tongue!!