Sep 18 2008Jessica Simpson defies logic, tops country charts

so?

wow, look at her lovely big tits.

No, it's not possible. She's no Dolly Parton.

next....

wow, look at her lovely big tits

wow, look at her lovely big tits

John McCain and Sarah Palin will have it in the bag once the rest of America wakes up

John McCain and Sarah Palin will have it in the bag once the rest of America wakes up

JS is really nice eye candy. Something for guys and some gals to beat off to. But I just can't get past the whole stupidity thing with her. But then again, there are people out there willing to pay to see this stupid cunt and to pay to hear her CD. Stupid breeds stupid.

Why are you people so STUPID?

I think people are buying the CD because it's like a trainwreck....You know it's bad, but can't help but look

PLEASE she prob sold less than half of that number, her label bought all the rest. This sort of thing will give the album longer shelf life and make more than it cost them to do. People love buying a #1 album, esp the indecisive one.

PLEASE she prob sold less than half of that number, her label bought all the rest. This sort of thing will give the album longer shelf life and make more than it cost them to do. People love buying a #1 album, esp the indecisive one.

PLEASE she prob sold less than half of that number, her label bought all the rest. This sort of thing will give the album longer shelf life and make more than it cost them to do. People love buying a #1 album, esp the indecisive one.

I usually don't agree with you but this time you got it right. Retards voted twice for Bush-Cheney and McCain-Palin can count on their votes to get in the White House and send our species to join the dinosaurs. Oops! That's right Palin says its 'no such thing as dinosaurs.' And in a million years Fundamentalist cockroaches will deny humans and mammals ever existed too.

blame it on the hicks!!!!

Um, country music listeners LIKE disaster, right? "You picked a fine time to leave me Lu-ceeeeeeel"

Crackers who listen to country music are stupid anyway. The same ones booing her went to WalMart and bought her CD to play in their pickups. Meanwhile, I would bust Tony Romo in the head and fock the shit out of her.

she looks nice here. i hate her, though. she's no carrie underwood.

this is probably the best that ive seen her look in a while..so hot! love dem titties!

Get on the winning side.

Nigger and wiggers who listen to crap music are retards.

YEah, we got plenty of them there retards in this neighborhood. They think McCain is liberal and are planning to bump him off so Palin can fire and hang them Demokrats and make country safe for God and Jesus to return and start the Rapture already.

I gotta' move to new country.

Yeah, 'teh hell wit dem demmycrats!

Oh Lord... aren't we glad the south is so big... and fat... and retarded. Superficial writer got it right this time. We best get ready to hail McCain.

Jesus, 'Fish dude, can you cut the fucking political commentary already? Some of us come to sites like this to get AWAY from the constant election bullshit and see some dirt one egotistical assholes who DON'T MATTER.

I guess I'll be back after November. Or not.

Nothing surprises me coming from a country who voted George W. Bush as president, not once, but twice. At least the economy is strong. I know that because Bush just said so on national TV in his 36 second speech on the state of the economy.

i'll bet you couldn't even fit dental floss between her knockers

one/on. Whatever.

Oh god leave the poor girl alone! I'm glad that shes finally doing well. I've met her before and she's really nice and not dumb. I mean she's not my favourite person in the world but she's still a human being. And for all you fuckers out there writing nasty things, how many of you have achieved, experience and endured as much as she has? At least she's giving it a go. Stop being so nasty.

Okay - Billboard is sales based (and really only on PROJECTED sales, i.e., how many units were shipped out to stores). Once all those CDs are shipped BACK to the label - or relagated to the blow out rack (speaking of "rack"...but I digress) - then she will fall back into the failure that her career is.

As a singer, much like as an "actress", she has great tits. Just show 'em and get this long national nightmare behind us.

Fuck you cocksucker!!! The only retards are the one's voting for that ass hat Obama and Mr. Handicap Biden!

Come on dammit, MORE ASS SHOTS! Jessica has such a beautiful rump, at least a couple full on butt shots please every time you post. Yeah her rack and face rock but so does that turd cutter!!!!!

Only poor and ignorant people will vote for rockin obama the new messiah. He not only wants to raise your taxes, but redistribute the wealth. All right! More incentive to be a lazy fucking liberal.

that macain palin comment was your best ever, they do have it in the bag.

Let's put this in perspective. Jessica Simpson's album is number 4 on the billboard ratings at 65,000.

Skipping a head a little, somebody named Young Jeezy sold just 90,000 copies.

The number one album is Metallica's "Death Magnetic." It went on sale on FRIDAY and sold 525,000. That is the proverbial blowout by a bunch of 40 plus year old rockers!

So at least we know that the world isn't coming to an end because JS sold a couple of records.

And anyway, the world is going to end on Dec 21, 2012.

writer dont bring up politics please.....i guess ur more trusting 2 aka " i used to b musslim" i hope ur right

writer dont bring up politics please.....i guess ur more trusting 2 aka " i used to b musslim" i hope ur right

And to the ignorant who think Obama wants to raise taxes, please go to factcheck.org and find out who the real liars are. My god folks, get your facts straight or don't vote.

@30, Billboard is about scanned sales.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1595007/20080917/metallica.jhtml

She's got the legs of a 70 year old woman. Gross.

Everyone on here is as jealous as they come .. everyone likes to diss Jessica Simpson because she is so beautiful and they aren't!! SHE IS GORGEOUS face the fact , and she can SING beautifully! No she isn't a YOUNG JEEZY thug ,or 40 years of being in a band but to sell that many records by switching over to COUNTRY is amazing! She has the greatest fans who stick by her... obviously everyone has an opinion but the Press likes to give her a hard time by yet earning money off her ... pathetic~ GO JESS!!!

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I am no fan of Jessica but this dress looks great on her.

You know Papa Joe went out & bought all them albums.

BYE BYE APACHE ROSE! Don't let the superfishdoor hit your superfatass on the way out!

First two thoughts that hit me:

1) "Now THAT is one attractive dress."

2) "She's getting big."

Until 1991 or so, sales figures were based on what record companies shipped to stores , whether a customer bought them or not. But then they started using Soundscan instead, which counts the actual purchases by customers at the stores. And nowadays they try to include online sales (by customers) and album downloads.

Jennifer........kindly poke yourself in the eye with a very sharp stick.

The world thanks you in advance.

It's a surprise that people who like country music like shitty music?

Actually we didn't elect Bush twice. He didn't win the first election.

Obama will only raise taxes on those making more than 600k a year so if that applies to any of you hillbillies then by all means vote McCain. I'll be voting for Obama who is offering three times the tax cut to the middle class.

And yes he is letting the Bush tax cuts expire. That comes as good news to those of us who don't enjoy a crippling national debt that our great-grandkids will have to pay off.

Looking sturdier...

COME ON OVER IS A REALLY GOOD SONG!!! DON'T KNOCK IT! IT WILL BE NUMBER 1 ON COUNTRY BILLBOARD!!!!!

Not a surprise at all.

Jessica has always had a singing voice, as well as the looks, to be a superstar, not only in the pop industry but now in the country one. Her down to earth style and simple approach to life is an easy connection for country fans in America to make.

Cheers to you Jessica! You've always had it in you.

Randal

This woman is so attractive and sincere, that she is hard to hate. Her sister on the other hand...

Political commentary is only funny if you don't show obvious bias for one side or the other. Frankly, I think both Republicans and Democrats are morons, but even stupider are the zealots who blindly follow them and outright dismiss the opposing side. Would help if the joke was even funny.

Hey Mr/Mrs. Anonymous,

People like you are exactly what I'm talking about... you are probably some weird ass sitting at your computer wishing http://thesuperficial.com was a site about www.gamerville.com your obviously disturbed... do us a favor stay off the site~ Jessica Rocks~ O im sorry *poke*

Thank god this CD is banned in Canada. Crackheads aren't allowed to sell albums in this country. Keep Jessica outta our country.

I know you were kidding about the whole McCain thing, but you unfortunately have a really good point. I'm scared for November!

When did this site change writers? It used to be hilarious, now it’s full of marginally funny (at best) comments and political undertones. Fuck this new guy. Does anyone know where the old writer went?

I actually really like Jessica's new album. It is the best thing she has ever done. I was pleasantly surprised.

Maybe there is a nude centerfold in the cd cover, how else would you explain anyone buying her crap? Tita and ass is all she has going for her. Show them to the world.

By the way, on Sept. 8th, during an interview, Obama said he was surpised McCain was not attacking his Muslim beliefs. The mediator had to remind Obama that he was supposed to be a Christian. He is a true Muslim at heart. 9-11 means nothing to you people. They performed a terrorist attack in the USA and now you fucking retards want to put one of them in charge. God save the USA because the people of America are going to destroy it by their stupidity and gullibility.

Great closing joke!

@61

This is a lie. I am not a Muslim and I love this country. All 57 states.

Oh....and NICE Tit-taaaays.

I tink this is her lucky day:
NO THINKING IS REQUIRED, folks!!

Yeah, I agree about McCain. If a retard like Bush can somehow get into power and stay for that long, there is no end to the ignorance and small-mindedness of the American public. I will be very sad if this in fact occurs.

Jess needs to stop making sounds and just smile for the camera. Nice to look at and that's about it.

This chart topping fiasco is probably some kind of market manipulation. A girl at the bookstore told me to ignore their bestseller rack because it's based on the bulk that the store bought or whatever.

Like that Obama Nation book. The writer is a well known liar, and is crazier than Sarah Palin. Why would anyone pay $20 for a tabloid rag about nothing but boring old Obama?

@61 http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/09/08/obama-my-muslim-faith-gaffe-fuels-new-round-of-rumor-busting/

You know, Texas is a big, big state. I would be willing to be all 650,000 purchased were crazed Texans

she has gained so much weight! she needs to lose weight... Shes to pretty to be fat