Sep 30 2008Jennifer Aniston wears another bikini
Jennifer Aniston continues her vacation in Los Cabos, Mexico, and she should probably start posing for the paparazzi because, damn, are they getting some unflattering shots. It's almost as if the majority of Jennifer's body is defying age except her stomach. Which obviously gave up and said "Hey, I wanna look like your grandpa."
NOTE: Jennifer Aniston completely making my words a moot point here, and I'm pretty sure that's the entrance to Narnia.

Reader Comments
1. There's no business like show business - September 30, 2008 10:46 AM
There's no business like show business, you stupid mindless brain-dead white sheeple.
2. BigJim - September 30, 2008 10:48 AM
Penis goes here: ()
3. Brett - September 30, 2008 10:49 AM
Her time is over.
What guy would possibly want this old fart now? Her biological clock is ticking off and she'll be dry inside soon.
She was too stupid to not let herself knock up by brad back then when she had the chance.
4. p911gt10c - September 30, 2008 10:49 AM
ok 'Fish, I think you've reached your quota of "ugly girl in a bikini" shots for the week. Time to move on.
5. marina - September 30, 2008 10:51 AM
She is always lonely...
6. spamfighter - September 30, 2008 10:54 AM
can she please borrow a cup of ass from J-lo or Kim or one of those over-assed gurls? This is like looking at a couple of strings of spaghetti.
7. HorribleJudgment - September 30, 2008 10:55 AM
She doesn't look so bad? Seriously, if anyone has seen any of my previous posts and knows how fucking harsh I am, this may be a surprise. But yeah, the stomach is getting mighty fucking wrinkly and gramma-like. It ain't good. There's been worse, but Geezus is she getting there!
And she does not look good without make up. Yikes! She seriously looks like a fucking man. Ugh! Look away!!! And can someone tell me what in the hell I'm looking at in the "Narnia" shot mentioned above? I don't know what the fuck that even is!
8. Dilbo Baggins - September 30, 2008 11:00 AM
These are not safe for work!!! Where is the star to cover up her vagina?
9. Obama will lose to Palin - September 30, 2008 11:04 AM
You jerk offs would hit it if you had the chance. Not that you ever will though. Nobody can go through life looking like they did in their 20's. Get over it.
That is a crappy looking beach. but, what do you expect from mexico. I would rather go back to Iraq than mexico. F-ing 3rd world shit-hole is what it is.
10. Rough Daddy - September 30, 2008 11:07 AM
Id love to introduce her to a u-shape toy....
11. morga - September 30, 2008 11:13 AM
Per Sarah Palin: Drill, baby, drill
12. Mia - September 30, 2008 11:13 AM
What a sad lonely boring life. I love going to the beach to body surf and boogie board and then relax in the sun to dry off. But to just sit in the sun for hours trying to get tanned is boring.
13. Mo - September 30, 2008 11:16 AM
#3
You guys try to act shallow but deep down inside you all know if Jennifer was interested in you then you would be thrilled.
14. Ted from LA - September 30, 2008 11:19 AM
Her tummy would probably be tighter if she had a JOB. I find it difficult to stay in shape sitting by the pool or on the beach and drinking day in and day out. Just because you're wealthy doesn't mean you don't need to do anything constructive. Jen, GET A FUCKIN' JOB. It might even rid you of your shitty outlook on life. Work for about 8 months and THEN take a FUCKIN' vacation. Life is not meant to be a permanent vacation. You might even meet a man who is willing to put up with your shit. Lastly and most importantly, the TV show Friends, which made you a wealthy woman, was a complete piece of shit.
15. frankinSloth - September 30, 2008 11:23 AM
Superfish.... you're fucking nuts...
that woman is blazing hot!!! even the so called 'unflattering' ones
16. Doggy Style - September 30, 2008 11:25 AM
That bent over shot is spectacular.
17. Jo - September 30, 2008 11:28 AM
oh please...for her age she looks pretty good, I know most of you all can't say that and we all look better with makeup than without....can you picture Angelina in a bathing suit...she'll look far worst and her butt is wayyyy flat.....
18. humpin frog - September 30, 2008 11:28 AM
At 8:00 (1st picture 3rd row) that facial profile reminds me of "Witchiepoo" from H.R. PuffnStuff. Nothin' that a bag can't handle, just sayin'!
19. Fuck You - September 30, 2008 11:31 AM
It's not unnatural for skin to move in accordance with the movements of the body.
YOU'RE CREATING SOMETHING HORRIBLE IN THE WORLD. Do you GET that?
20. Big Ro - September 30, 2008 11:45 AM
Disagree. She is completely hot.
21. ahha - September 30, 2008 11:47 AM
I don't care what any of you are saying, she is a sweet piece of ass. Maybe break out the zoom lens and take a few pictures of your hairy asses and try to guess how many ladies are lining up to jump you. So, she's older and not built like a 20 year old but she has got a really nice shape and could fuck the way only an older lady can. Most of those celebrity 20 somethings you are comparing to her would barely notice you were in bed with them since they'd be so wrapped up in themselves.
She's a lady.
22. THAT_GIRL_JENN - September 30, 2008 11:55 AM
I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT COMPARED TO NORMAL WOMEN HER AGE.
THAT BEING SAID, YOU WHITE MEN HAVE JUST A HORRIBLELY HIGH, UNREALISTIC STANDARD OF YOUR WOMEN.
1. YOU EXPECT THEM NOT TO AGE
2. YOU EXPECT THEM NOT TO GET FAT (WHILE YOU DO)
3. YOU EXPECT THEM TO MAINTAIN THE CURVES THEY HAD
WHEN THEY WERE 12 YEARS OLD (E.I, NONE)
WHITE MEN SUCK! YOU GUYS ARE THE REASON WHY THE WORLD IS IN WAR
23. havoc - September 30, 2008 11:56 AM
Looking damn good and smokin' hot.
That #10 pic, bent over. Oh yeah......
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24. Over 40 Hottie - September 30, 2008 11:57 AM
#21
So she is older and not built like a 20 year old? Have you seen the the US teens and twenty something females? Most of them are 30 pounds or more overweight. I am a MILF/ Couger/ Over 40 hottie and my body is tight and fit because I maintain a healthy life style. Age does not determine how fit a body is; it is the lifestyle. Jen needs to do more activities and less sun bathing to maintain her shape. It looks like Jen relies on eating once a day to maintain her figure but she needs to get more active before everything starts sagging. Jen seems self absorbed and lonely too.
25. kerri - September 30, 2008 11:57 AM
what do you mean 'for her age she looks pretty good'? are you people retarded? she looks amazing and the only reason her stomach looks like that is because she's leaning forward you idiots. she has a perfect body and anyone would kill to look like her or be with her so shut up already. and why is she lonely??? because she's on vacation?? omigod! she's on vacation. she's wealthy! she's worked for a long time! if one of you losers won the lottery, what would you be doing? Still working at your crappy jobs or would you be enjoying your life? oh i bet all of you would keep your sad 9 to 5 jobs because you're all such good people. and you'd be donating TONS of time and money to charity - right??? give me a break you bunch of hypocrites. ugh - you all make me sick.
26. THAT_GIRL_JENN - September 30, 2008 12:00 PM
I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT COMPARED TO NORMAL WOMEN HER AGE.
THAT BEING SAID, YOU WHITE MEN HAVE JUST A HORRIBLELY HIGH, UNREALISTIC STANDARD OF YOUR WOMEN.
1. YOU EXPECT THEM NOT TO AGE
2. YOU EXPECT THEM NOT TO GET FAT (WHILE YOU DO)
3. YOU EXPECT THEM TO MAINTAIN THE CURVES THEY HAD
WHEN THEY WERE 12 YEARS OLD (E.I, NONE)
WHITE MEN SUCK! YOU GUYS ARE THE REASON WHY THE WORLD IS IN WAR
27. JRS2 - September 30, 2008 12:00 PM
How come all her bikini pictures are grainy as hell? Doesn't anyone that follows her have a decent camera?
28. kerri - September 30, 2008 12:00 PM
and by the way you bunch of idiots - do any of you recall why she IS possibly lonely? oh right because a home wrecking skank stole her husband! a good guy is hard to find and good for her for not settling until she finds that. unless you've walked even one step in her shoes - stop judging her and leave her the hell alone. none of you are even one tenth as talented or attractive as she is and you're all sitting there on your high horse condemning her? GET A LIFE because GUESS WHAT??? SHE HAS ONE!!!
and over 40 hottie - #1 - what a loser comment to write. you say she is self absorbed yet you just wrote an email tooting your own horn??? are you SERIOUS????
29. THAT_GIRL_JENN - September 30, 2008 12:01 PM
I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT COMPARED TO NORMAL WOMEN HER AGE.
THAT BEING SAID, YOU WHITE MEN HAVE JUST A HORRIBLELY HIGH, UNREALISTIC STANDARD OF YOUR WOMEN.
1. YOU EXPECT THEM NOT TO AGE
2. YOU EXPECT THEM NOT TO GET FAT (WHILE YOU DO)
3. YOU EXPECT THEM TO MAINTAIN THE CURVES THEY HAD
WHEN THEY WERE 12 YEARS OLD (E.I, NONE)
WHITE MEN SUCK! YOU GUYS ARE THE REASON WHY THE WORLD IS IN WAR.
30. Boris the Blade - September 30, 2008 12:01 PM
#22: I'm sure Black/Asian men don't have the same standards for women, and that ALL white man have the same once.
And ah... yeah, when anyone sees someone that used to be hot (or somewhat hot) age some have bad things to say. Don't get your vagina in a bunch.
31. NeoCleo - September 30, 2008 12:13 PM
90% of adults over 19 years old WISH they looked like that in a skimpy suit. I'm one of them. Fer chrissakes, if yer gonna bitch about someone, make it real. Jeebus, what bunch of shit.
32. WTF - September 30, 2008 12:20 PM
Um to everyone who is saying Jen's out of shape--have you EVER looked at your own stomach while seated??? I mean please!!! Everyone's stomach has wrinkles in it when they're sitting down. Hell, we JUST saw from the bikini pictures that Superfish posted the other day that Jen's abs are tight as a drum. What a fucking joke. I would bet NO ONE who's posted here has even close to as nice a body as Jennifer Aniston.
33. I'm Obama & I approve - September 30, 2008 12:27 PM
I hear she likes the Mandingo...
Please Jennifer, look my way!! I'm kind of a big deal, girl!!
Let me lay my big lips on you, Suga...and it IS true what they say about the black man packin'.
34. #24 is an old hag - September 30, 2008 12:27 PM
If you are over 40 you are like a grandmother right? Certainly old enough. Oh I am sure you have young losers who fuck you just to fuck anything. AND I bet they are thinking of young unwrinkled chicks while they are inside of your old pussy. Don't be fooled Grandma, you ain't hot. You are just in shape for your age. Isn't it time to dye your grey hair? Don't forget the saggy labia hair down there hanging on the side of your varicosed legs!
Oh, and you're a pervert. Witch.
35. cavy - September 30, 2008 12:30 PM
Brett (#3), You're an ASS. Dry inside? Should have "gotten knocked up"? Um, Ok, so you only view women as "Walking Wombs". Nice to see we haven't stepped out of the dark ages yet. When are you morons going to realize that having children is a CHOICE and many CHOOSE not to have kids for whatever reasons. Take your candy ass 1950's ideals and stick them far up your ass!
Oh and I imagine you're one of those guys that has his wifey do all the "cunt work" and only plays and goofs around with the kids - you sicken me.
36. SuperGRL - September 30, 2008 12:31 PM
Okay, all of you need to stop being such assholes. I am willing to bet every penny I have that Jennifer looks way better in a bikini than any of you!!
And all the guys out there making rude comments...you should be so lucky to have a woman that looks like her in your life. You've probably only been laid by protitutes.
37. SuperGRL - September 30, 2008 12:34 PM
cavy - Totally agree with you!! That guy is a douche bag!!
38. ahha - September 30, 2008 12:44 PM
@24
I totally agree with you and just poorly worded my statement. It was more intended to be directed at people comparing Jennifer Aniston to 20 something celebrities that are typically poster children for eating disorders. I didn't mean any offense. I think she is super hot and have a great appreciation for people that are sensible enough to take care of themselves regardless of age. By the way, are you free sometime? You sound like a lady I'd like to talk to for a little while. Let me know.
39. Women are a Man's slave - September 30, 2008 12:49 PM
Sad that in this country how "mouthy" women have gotten. It wasn't long ago that a woman would do as she was told. She did not have to work. Her job was to stay at home and take care of the household chores and teach and provide milk for a man's babies. And sex was a service of sorts that a woman was expected to provide no questions asked.
This was ordained for thousands of years. Then Women's Lib came, led by lesbians and their puppet whores. So now women have jobs and the children are raised by television. Now children are tattooed and pierced and wear their underwear on the outside of their pants. And girls like black dudes with large penises.
I blame this whole mess on demented psychotic women. They should be sold as sex slaves to the middle east. ALL OF THEM! And we should replace them with ASIAN women, who still do what they are TOLD to do. No questions asked.
Man (with penis)
40. shelby - September 30, 2008 12:52 PM
Has everyone gone crazy? she is sitting up for christsakes , and i would sell my kidney on the blackmarket just to look like her on a bad day! Or are you so surprised to see a body that is natural vs Brooke Hogans fake ol boobies on your column! Jennifer Aniston is gorgeous!
41. shelby - September 30, 2008 12:53 PM
Has everyone gone crazy? she is sitting up for christsakes , and i would sell my kidney on the blackmarket just to look like her on a bad day! Or are you so surprised to see a body that is natural vs Brooke Hogans fake ol boobies on your column! Jennifer Aniston is gorgeous!
42. jesus - September 30, 2008 12:59 PM
damn i bet that puss is outstanding
43. Winston - September 30, 2008 1:00 PM
#28
No person stole Brad. Brad wanted to start a family and Jen wanted to maintain her no children self absorbed status. They were already married for 7 years and no children. It would be awful if Brad left a wife with children, but he just left a selfish wife to start a life with a woman that spends time worrying about other things besides herself.
And #24 has every reason to be proud and toot her horn. Tooting your horn does not equal being self absorbed.
#34
You are just jealous that a 40 plus female has a better figure than you!
I live in Southern California and there are a lot of sexy 40 plus women that I would love to fuck.
44. Larisa - September 30, 2008 1:01 PM
Please stop posing pics of Jennifer Aniston. Booooooooooooo RING
45. tarl - September 30, 2008 1:01 PM
All I can say is "what are you guys looking at?" She is HOT, I'd hit that in a sec....and u guys that say u wouldnt', get a life!
46. Kate - September 30, 2008 1:02 PM
Yeah, I think she looks great. I am killing myself to look that good and I'm 4 years younger.
47. FRIST!!! - September 30, 2008 1:02 PM
WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO MEAN TO HER? WHAT DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU????? SHE AND I ARE SOUL SISTERS. SAME AGE, EXACTLY THE SAME BODY TYPE (K, THAT WAS A LIE) AND SINGLE BECAUSE OF STUPID CHEATIN MEN. OH, WE ARE NOT BITTER. WE LOVE TO HANG OUT ON BEACHES ALL ALONE..
Ok, on a less retarded note, the reason her stomach wrinkles when she bends forward, is because she has very little body fat. Nothing wrong with her. And I'm glad she's not a ho-bag. It's refreshing. No sex tape scandals here!!
48. Kate - September 30, 2008 1:15 PM
#43
So having a child when she isn't ready is selfish? I think its selfish to bring a kid into the world when you have your mind in another place.
Second - Angelina? Worries about others? Right. Everything she does is a publicity stunt. Don't be so naive.
49. Joce - September 30, 2008 1:18 PM
Are you kidding me??! Jennifer Aniston looks AMAZING!--for her age; for any age! Her stomach looks great! Shes so toned and muscular and I can' believe anyone would even criticize her body. Get something better to do with your lives.
50. viewer - September 30, 2008 1:18 PM
Hot bikini body is not aways means for super models. When peoples see you in your bikini, they can feel the HOT that is HOT bikini body you are.
51. Palin Rules!!! - September 30, 2008 1:24 PM
When peoples....huh?
52. Allison - September 30, 2008 1:27 PM
She's still totally hot. To everyone who says she's not: must be very bitter.
53. wow - September 30, 2008 1:32 PM
she has the ugliest face of any leading actress in history! and she is 40,
NEXT!
54. ew - September 30, 2008 1:34 PM
i thought she got that nose fixed, guess not.
55. AJ - September 30, 2008 1:37 PM
43
Yes not wanting a child has a lot to do with being self absorbed. Jen did not want kids and Brad and Angelina do. Angelina became aware of the starvation of kids from third world countries and decided to do something about it and became a humanitarian. Angelina is a box office success and does not need to do humanitarian work to be famous. Angelina does humanitarian work because she is a giving person. You must hate humanitarians and I bet you are voting for McCain too.
56. she is terrible - September 30, 2008 1:42 PM
45- i am looking at a big sausage nose, jay leno chin, tiny squinted , on top of each other, worried looking eyes, set on a wrinkled, thin lipped 40 year old frowning face.
she is ugly, she is thin like the rest of hollywood, and i hate her "work"
57. Lloyd Richard Wellington III - September 30, 2008 2:21 PM
Life is a beach for her
58. Your Mother's Fart - September 30, 2008 2:29 PM
FIFTY-EIGHTH.
My nads run around behind my back when i see pics of nowadays.
59. HAHA - September 30, 2008 2:37 PM
HAHA # 34- that was tha best comment! eww & #24 shut tha fuck up u dryed up vagina. no one want ur moon crater of a pussy. ur waay conceited to say that about urself. go do grandma things, like knitting, & stop tryin to act younger, ur nothing but a wrinkly ol saggy labia with crows feet & stretch marks.
60. SuperGRL - September 30, 2008 2:40 PM
#39 -
You are a fucking loser.
Let me guess...you're single right? And if by some chance you are married... you probably had to PAY for her.
And I actually don't believe that you have a penis. if you did you wouldn't be threatened by black man with large penises.
61. MILFs & Cougars are GROSSSSSSS - September 30, 2008 2:42 PM
at #56- holy shit thats exactly wut i think of her!!!!! shes sooooo fucking ugly! im glad brad finally woke up from a 7 year nightmare & realized hes hott & needs to be with someone hott. like angelina. not jennifer. ughh shes revolting. & im not jus saying that cuz shes old. shes always been fuckin ugly as fuckity fuck.
62. kerri - September 30, 2008 3:40 PM
#43
how exactly do you know this? because you read it in a magazine? how do you know FOR A FACT that maybe she couldnt' get pregnant you stupid idiot?? i am 33 and have been trying for two years to get pregnant with my husband with no luck - does that mean he should leave me for a skank that can have children? god you people make me sick. you know what? i am GLAD i haven't had kids yet. who the hell wants to bring them into this disgusting world?
and yeah - that SLUT stole brad away. just like she stole billy bob thorton from Laura Dern. she is a marriage wrecking WHORE and someday she is going to get hers.
63. kerri - September 30, 2008 3:43 PM
and #60 - don't even pay attention to that loser (#39). what he wrote is so disgusting and backward it doesn't even deserve your comment (or this one).
i feel sorry for his mother.
64. MYLF - September 30, 2008 3:50 PM
#39
Although the hot surfer dudes would love to have me, I prefer the successful mature men in their 40s.
#59
Cougars and MILF can be found at the gym working their tight hot bodies, enjoying their successful careers, or having incredible sex.
65. cavy - September 30, 2008 4:06 PM
#55 AJ, having a child does not make someone less self absorbed or "better" than someone who chooses not to have a child (or someone who cannot have a biological child or the means to adopt) - in fact, many people with children can be incredibly selfish and self centered, while a childfree person can use their time and money for charitable causes. Having a child does not instantly turn someone into a Saint. I know quite a few parents that litter, do not make the time to do volunteer or think of others besides their own little circle, so you really can't say that childfree/childless people are self absorbed. It goes both ways.
66. Yacking away the old women rant, now they are wrinkled and can't - September 30, 2008 5:20 PM
I of #39 fame sound like an asshole but you do know that like it or not I am correct. Have you ever noticed that all the men's magazines feature YOUNG attractive women rather than old hags?
I have been married and trained both of my wives and cheated on both of them the entire time I was married. My second wife was only for sex and I cheated on her with a chick I met 2 weeks before I got married. And I did so with her the whole time and I still do.
Women are only good for one thing. Ok two if they can cook well.
Old women are good for NOTHING!
67. Muffley - September 30, 2008 5:41 PM
That 10th picture, the "Narnia" one... Makes Heidi Montag look classy. There is even less excuse for that when you're filthy rich and can afford a tanning bed in every room of your house. But now I'm kind of curious to see how much lower she can go. She'd better work that azz because it's all she's got. Facially she is turning into Barbara Streisand.
68. ahha - September 30, 2008 5:47 PM
@ 66
I know you are just trying to get a rise out of everyone but, I'll bite. I totally disagree. Many older women are way hot and a lot more fun to be around than than many younger girls. I dated a 35 year old woman when I was 22 and we had awesome sex and she was extra hot because she was totally independent and had her own things going on. You don't really find that in younger girls very often. Calling older women "hags" is just lame. But, from the sounds of it, you don't really get women at all. You may be able to have sex with different girls but that doesn't mean anything. You clearly have some kind of problem. Maybe your mother didn't give you the love you needed and now you are mad at older women and grasping at sex because you just want to feel love. That is why marriage and affairs won't do one bit of good for you. Let us all spend a moment feeling sorry for the poor, sad #66.
Quit cheating on your wife, asshole. You have a problem, no need to fuck her up too.
69. friendlyfires - September 30, 2008 6:04 PM
That one photo where Aniston is bent over the chair and her labia are clearly visible through the cloth - my penis jumped up through my pants, shouted,"Woo-Hoo!" and hugged the monitor for fifteen minutes. That it happened in the business center over at Kinko's, made it all the more awkward. It's so embarrassing, you can't take this thing anywhere without it making a scene.
70. Wayne - September 30, 2008 6:04 PM
#65
I think you missed the point. If you are self absorbed (like Jen) then don't have children because it will impact the children negatively. If you are self absorbed and have children then hopefully the children will have common sense and realize their parent(s) are selfish.
71. Jules - September 30, 2008 6:05 PM
You can hide aging to a certain point-the hands and ankles should her old age. She seems very desperate to me. Why do she find the need to take these pictures, then leak them to the public. Do she need to advertise herself that bad? she seems so desperate and that makes her very ugly.
72. Sue - September 30, 2008 6:08 PM
#62
>
Only if you are a selfish bitch and horrible to live with.
Adoption is a great option and Jen did not want children; end of story. Angelina and Brad adopted many children.
73. Smith LJ - September 30, 2008 6:14 PM
She is a disgusting embarrassing hag. More importantly I would never go see any of her movies. She should take her money-get lost and don't come back.
74. blugardenia - September 30, 2008 6:19 PM
Jennifer has a great bod. But I have to say she IS posing. Nobody eats all contorted and legs angled two miles away from your plate of food! People, these are what's called "Eat your heart out" pics; which in some sad way make her seem desperate and shallow.
75. isitin - September 30, 2008 6:53 PM
# 22, 26, 29 Go fuck yourself you racist piece of shit.
76. Tim - September 30, 2008 7:14 PM
I don't see a picture of BP or AJ up top so this thread is about Jen's pathetic life. Why do Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie's name come up in every Jennifer Aniston thread. Clearly some people need to move on with their lives. I think they have moved on with theirs.
77. the_dude - September 30, 2008 7:23 PM
Man, Jennifer Aniston looks fantastic. She looks the same as she did 10 years ago on Friends. I wanted to fuck her then and I still do. I don't really understand what is up with some of the moronic commentary I have read here and I feel like a bit of an idiot myself for reading it. Buck up, losers - those of you lucky enough to even be getting any pussy (and I'd say it's a safe bet the most jaded of you morons are definitely NOT) would consider yourselves even more lucky to be getting pussy from a girl like Jennifer Aniston, and even MORE lucky from a 40-something like Jennifer Aniston. The effects of aging are undeniable but Jen is a good example of the small percentage of women who do a fine of job of fighting them. Take a walk outside today (scary, I know!) and make a list of how many people of ANY age look anywhere near as fuckable as Jennifer Aniston does in these extremely unflattering paparrazi photos, and get back to me.
78. For Sure - September 30, 2008 8:04 PM
She is posing. Stupid don't know this fake rubbish is not going to win fans. That's why her movies are going to flop. She is dropping fans like crazy. I've lost all respect for her. If Paris Hilton or Britney Spears flash that much skin and crotch they would be put down left and right. This is slutty behavior and no more acceptable because it's her. I think she is advertising her body to men. I guess her media team needs her picture out in the public to convince men to take them up on the offer when they phone around to find another man like they did with John Mayer and all the other men.
79. Genevieve - September 30, 2008 8:11 PM
I heard she's dating producer Louis Kestenbaum. Hope I look that good in a bikini when I'm her age!
80. noneyobeezwax - September 30, 2008 8:19 PM
lousy lay, lousy lay
81. J - September 30, 2008 8:31 PM
On the plus side, she has NO cellulite. NONE.
82. SuperGRL - September 30, 2008 8:35 PM
#68 -
I love you.
83. hahaha AMERICA BLOWS - September 30, 2008 11:02 PM
Jennifer Aniston looks absolutely perfect in these paparazzi shots.
No cellulite, BARELY ANY signs of aging, perfect skin tone, perfect EVERYTHING.
For the dumb bitch in the previous comment referring to herself as a cougar/milf, indicating that Aniston needs to do more activites to look better, I'd like to ask you, "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?" Honey, you need a wake-up call. I bet your spouse and ANY man would drop you in a second for Jennifer Aniston.
She doesn't need anymore activity, she should sunbathe all she wants. She eats like a normal human should, and notice the 6 pack of liter bottles of water. She's a fucking healthy HOT smoking woman. Leave her the fuck alone.
This is why America blows. Its apparent right here, in this article, in these comments. Our perception of beauty is so disgusting, it only gets worse, and it really saddens me. I am 20 years old and I would love to have that body. It's natural, gorgeous, and perfect.
But in America, natural is considered ugly for some reason. We like anorexia with watermelon implants and every bit of cosmetic surgery we can get. Or we just love teen girls 15-17. I fucking hate this country.
84. ahha - September 30, 2008 11:41 PM
@82
Just the facts but, thank you.
85. immmers - October 1, 2008 5:04 AM
hahaha AMERICA BLOWS, perfect horseface is what. She could have Helen of Troy's bod from the neck down and it wouldn't erase her Sarah Jessica Parker face and flat hair.
Yeah, natural all the way. You too can look like Mr. Ed!
Seriously Jen Anistan's agent, give it up. She ain't hot because her face was stolen from the nearest corral (no wonder BP left her, he probably woke up early one morning and screamed), she's had too much plastic surgery to be NATURAL, and if she keeps suntanning, she'll be in grandmaville in about five minutes.
Personally I can't wait to see it. She always comes across as someone who thinks her shit doesn't stink because she was on a hit sitcom... what was it, a decade ago?
86. Spinna - October 1, 2008 5:34 AM
Gimme a break, she's sitting down, hunching, almost all stomachs look like that then. She still looks great.
Pic 10 is fckin' epic, wallpaper material. Imagine pounding that sweet ass...
Uhm why is she single again? She's always single, strange.
87. my comment - October 1, 2008 6:45 AM
What is she taking a vacation from?
88. COUGARS are LAME - October 1, 2008 7:38 AM
#68 is SOOO written by a cougar-hag.
Get over yourselves, moms should not try so hard to be fuckable it is ugly,
89. she is the ugliest woman on tv - October 1, 2008 8:53 AM
83- OK everything minus her big nosed long chinned man face
90. megan fox fan - October 1, 2008 10:04 AM
I think she looks amazing. Why do people keep bringing up age anyway? They don't do that with actors - Johnny Depp, Robert Downey, Jr., Brad Pitt, George Clooney... Everyone knows they're hot and age isn't an issue. Jen's gorgeous and has a body to die for.
She's worth a gazillion Lindsays, Britney's, Lauren Conrads, Paris', etc.
91. ahha - October 1, 2008 10:19 AM
@ 88
Nope, I'm a guy. Just not a stupid one. And by the way, don't you get that is about feeling confident and sexy, not looking "fuckable." And, by the way, that is a big part of what women of all ages would like to feel. It is perfectly natural for everyone to feel wanted (not just to be fucked), guys do it too, just in different ways.
92. ahha - October 1, 2008 10:20 AM
oops, didn't mean to put in the second "by the way" but I'm sure you get the point.
93. gerard Vandenberg - October 1, 2008 10:38 AM
American celebrities really like it, DOING NOTHING?
(most important reason of the 700 bilion debt?)
94. Clarice - October 1, 2008 11:44 PM
You people are out of your fucking minds. Her stomach is old and wrinkly? Jesus H Christ. What a bunch of pathetic losers. Get a fucking life.
95. Jaybird - October 2, 2008 1:23 AM
#9-you must have freaked out in Iraq either get some medical attn or do us all a favor and go back to Iraq because that's where you belong with your backward mentality...people like you are the reason the rest of the world hates the US.
96. Tania - October 2, 2008 3:20 AM
STFU asswipe! Jennifer looks awesome and has a terrific figure! She doesn't have a granny belly either. Go do something useful ... Lame Ass ...
97. Wondering - October 2, 2008 6:50 AM
Her fans keep talking about her hot & awesome bod but if it is so HOT & AWESOME why is she being dumped again and again??? And another thing she was dumped by VV and John Mayer why are you jenniloonies still hating on Brad .... it's JOHN MAYER you HAGS SHOULD be hating on already dumb bitches!!!
98. cacee - October 3, 2008 6:27 AM
Over 40 hottie, oh please!
Jennifer Aniston is hot. That's all there is to it.
But everybody looks more or less like that when they are sitting down and leaning forward. Unless you're anorexic or just born a bag of bones. Which isn't a healthy lifestyle to lead.
Jennifer Aniston doesn't like sweets. She is a yoga nut. You always see her with a bottle of water. For eight years on the Friends set, she ate salad every day. She exercises on vacation! Ellipticals is her thing for vacations. So healthy lifestyle? You betcha. Unflattering angles by paparazzi trying to sell a good story for more money so they can GET A LIFE? You betcha.
Jennifer Aniston is one of the hottest women on earth. You want to be jealous, be jealous. Just don't put her down when the evidence speaks against you. There's not a woman on earth who wishes she didn't Jennifer Aniston's body.
99. cacee - October 3, 2008 6:27 AM
Over 40 hottie, oh please!
Jennifer Aniston is hot. That's all there is to it.
But everybody looks more or less like that when they are sitting down and leaning forward. Unless you're anorexic or just born a bag of bones. Which isn't a healthy lifestyle to lead.
Jennifer Aniston doesn't like sweets. She is a yoga nut. You always see her with a bottle of water. For eight years on the Friends set, she ate salad every day. She exercises on vacation! Ellipticals is her thing for vacations. So healthy lifestyle? You betcha. Unflattering angles by paparazzi trying to sell a good story for more money so they can GET A LIFE? You betcha.
Jennifer Aniston is one of the hottest women on earth. You want to be jealous, be jealous. Just don't put her down when the evidence speaks against you. There's not a woman on earth who wishes she didn't have Jennifer Aniston's body.
100. Arthur Paige - October 3, 2008 6:36 AM
I think that as long as Jennifer Aniston breaths a breath of air that we'll all be wanting to see her in a bikini. I for one know I will !!
101. xxx - October 4, 2008 11:18 AM
Wow, I never knew Obama was running against Palin for president! lol
Late to the debate but you all know if she said she was 35 she's pass for that age. She looks good.
Ps, her marriage to Brad did end because of kids and her not wnating them, according to 2 people that do celebrity catering parties in LA. They said both she and Angelina are nice people.
102. getglad - October 5, 2008 5:18 PM
What the heck are you guys talking about! u probably have pretty frekin high expectations! maan...shes maybe petite but pretty damn fit for her age!
She has a better body than my firends who are 16! Geeze....! love her
103. getglad - October 5, 2008 5:18 PM
What the heck are you guys talking about! u probably have pretty frekin high expectations! maan...shes maybe petite but pretty damn fit for her age!
She has a better body than my firends who are 16! Geeze....! love her
104. getglad - October 5, 2008 5:18 PM
What the heck are you guys talking about! u probably have pretty frekin high expectations! maan...shes maybe petite but pretty damn fit for her age!
She has a better body than my firends who are 16! Geeze....! love her
105. jubber - October 6, 2008 3:06 AM
#83
Totally agree with you. Photos 1- 5 are incredible for someone just having a good time on the beach. What a lot of rude remarks about her age, rinkles, face, stomach ! I think she has a great confidence to show off her pert bosom, muscluar legs and fat stomach in her black and red bikini. A lot of us are real hypocrrites when it comes to beauty and can blow off enough steam over candid pics of a female celebrity to accelerate global warming.
106. Sandy - October 6, 2008 8:48 PM
nice to know women are only valued for their bodies. i guess their minds and souls mean absolutely squat to all the idiotic, asshole guys now roaming the earth. the age of the gentleman has died and feminism has failed women miserably. it's all pretty depressing and we should, as a society, be ashamed of ourselves.
107. what_a_fucking_piece_of_shit - October 6, 2008 11:33 PM
"Friends" was a complete piece of shit
108. jenny - November 4, 2008 8:31 AM
What womans stomach doesnt look look a bit funny when there say in a certain way! She looks great in these pictures. She always looks great. she is on holiday for fuks sake she shouldnt have to be suckin in her belly for fear of a somewhat bad pic gettin snapped.
109. jenny - November 4, 2008 8:31 AM
What womans stomach doesnt look look a bit funny when there say in a certain way! She looks great in these pictures. She always looks great. she is on holiday for fuks sake she shouldnt have to be suckin in her belly for fear of a somewhat bad pic gettin snapped.