Sep 12 2008Jenna Dewan still wearing a bikini

Jenna Dewan on the last day of her Hawaiian vacation pitching Step 3 Up, Yo: The Third Movie of Upward Stepping that's Really Dancing: "Okay, everybody wears a bikini - then does jazz hands for 90 minutes. Oh, and at the end someone dies in a gang shooting encouraging his friend to go to night school and become an orthodontist." SOLD! So, uh, where do I slide my VISA that doesn't end in Channing Tatum man-boobing me to death?


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Hot Baby Hot!!!

FIRST BITCHES!!!!

Who???

I would have been first if I hadn't been staring at pics of her picking her wedgie

I more than likely would stick it in her pooper....


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Faery men and middle-school boys will think that she is masculine

Pedophiles will make "Boy" their last name.

Who the hell is she again?

Thong please

Has anyone heard what is going on with Ike??

This aint fun! I have no idea who this Pillsbury doughboy is or this broad!

Ike who, Jimbo??

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#12 suck my cat's balls

You know FRIST that thing that BLOWS like Veggi!!!

Cat balls are kind of small. I think Sean needs something bigger in his mouth..

Yummy yummy.
Let me lick her tummy.

FRIST thinks "storm surge" is when she needs to close her eyes and open her mouth.

#4, why do guys want their penises to stink like shit?? Sexy..

#17 mike, just because YOU close your eyes when it's coming at you, doesn't mean everyone else does..

FRIST, Mike likes his dick to smell like goat shit..

That wedgie pick with the tag sticking out = pure class, baby!

and who are these douchrags?

nice junk in picture 2.

Yes Jimbo, I believe I read that somewhere. Mike is one sick fuck..

@22 I have more junk than that. How are the milk bags doing these days?

God this guy used to be so hot - now i can barely stand to look at him. And is she choking in the last picture? She's practically begging for the Heimlich.

damn man what happened to the hot babe(channing) what a tummy....but yah seems like someone has a wegy

FRIST: Why do guys want their penises to stink like shit?

Hannibal Lecter: First principles, FRIST. Simplicity. Read Sigmund Freud. Of each particular man ask: what is he in himself? What is his nature? What does he do, this man you fuck?

FRIST: He...umm...fucks me in the ass...

Hannibal Lecter: No. That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing he does? What needs does he serve by fucking you in the ass?

FRIST: Anger, um, social acceptance, and, huh, sexual frustrations, sir...

Hannibal Lecter: No! He wants to hurt you during the most intimate moments you share. That is his nature.

No, I just think they must have really small penises..

@27 Shouldn't it "Silence of the Goatskins"? We all know it is you Mike. Do you go home and spank that little monkey of yours dreaming of how you can get into FRIST pants??

You should just stick to what you know best and that is your trusty goat. She does not judge you and she will nibble the peanut butter off your balls..

They stopped selling dishwasher soap in my state.

@30 But that is not why Mike's dick smells like goat shit!!

Jimbo, you're really obsessed with my dick. No offense, but it aint that kinda party...

Jimbo it's also not why mike's dick smells like rough daddy's shit..

Mike, we all know what kind of party you go to. You are hoping your kids come out looking like Pan..

Yep right on time, i was wondering when youll include me in this retarded coversation,,,Tricky Frist didnt i tell dont even mention me, unless you have your mug display?

Heh heh.....rough daddy can't get enough of my beautiful face. Click my link! I'm right there!!!!!!!

Yeah, something about phosphorus polluting the aquifer or some crazy shit like that. So now I have to buy this eco-friendly expensive shit that doesn't even get my dishes CLEAN!!!!!!

im not clicking jack, youre a fraud just like your "link"

She looks like a dude

Your hot FRIST. Is that you in the video??

Of course!!
#37 heheheehhe "i'm not clicking jack"....are you 12? Tell your mom to stop home schooling you, she's doing a shitty job..

Frist is hot? I heard shes the first in her familly born without a tail!

How about clicking the mouse? Do yo click the mouse??

@41 You obviously don't know what he fuck you are talking about. Go crawl back in the gopher hole you came from..

Born without a tail WOULD make me pretty hot, you just proved Jimbo's point, Junior

wow frist? you inspire the brain dead to stick up for you...whats your secret?

hahaha you have got to be blonde!!! or the bleach fried your cranium...

Well if I told you, I would have to kill you again..

She is not an asshole like you!!

now wait a minute "jimbo" with them fighting words...

hey frist? you cant get a man to take care of you? why are you slaving 3 jobs?

rough daddy? You don't really know how to use the internet very well, do you? If you did, you would know exactly what I look like. All I can say is...stay in school..(and don't do drugs),,(and please do not procreate)

Is not the first time!!

something is wrong with me? because you put up a bad link? this does not compute darling!!!

I think Jimbo's parents were siblings...

Dude, Bangbull is a real web site. There are plenty of videos in there of FRIST doing what she does best.. And if you were to go there, you would see that she is not a blonde. The carpet matches the drapes.. Well when there is carpet..

Dude, what did Channing Tatum do to himself?!

@54 I think your parents are anal dewling butt monkeys..

just when you thought the political comments were the most boring stuff you've ever read...

oyy vey!! Frist? you hang with corky=jimbo

And then you came along. Could you be any more boring?

Right so, anyway, back to my story...wait, what 3 jobs? I only have the one...

Ok who cares. Well unless typing on the superficial is a job. But then that's two.
Yeah, so I'm wondering if they outlawed those geltabs as well. Hmmmmmmmm.....

"oyy vey" what are you some little old Jew man? It might have been funny if you did not try and explain your joke. We all know who Corky is. You should be so lucky. Having down syndrome would be a step up for you..

if i can remember frist you were telling someone how you likes it in the poop shoot but it better not be with a small penis....please continue

Jimbo seat down and give your mind a rest,,,,

@63 you better hope it is with a "small penis" because if it isn't you will never get any!! Except from your sister.

Sorry rough "daddy" guess you wouldn't qualify.

sure keep dreaming!

Seat down? I thought it was sit down.. I think you need to repeat the 3rd grade for the 4th time..

Keep dreaming? Dreaming of what? You getting laid by your sister? That is a nightmare..

At least that is what your sister tells me.. She says she can't feel a thing when she is with you!

you're grasping at straws jimbo,,,i love when people from the rural area insist on correcting my "errors" knock yourself out...

I see im left alone in bad company...

where's frist and the correct link, has she gone on a pee pee break?

Look at her face. Michael Jackson after the sex change?

Look at her face. Michael Jackson after the sex change?

I am trying to get some fricken work done. Is there a new post yet??? Wait, don't tell me..

This chick looks exactly like Pudge Rodriquez the baseball player.

This chick looks exactly like Pudge Rodriquez the baseball player.

wow that dude is HOT. the taller one

I'd like to smell her fingers after picture #4!

Anyone hear about lindsay and samantha using sams brothers sperm as a donor for their baby? That is so fucking sick.

About this chick, she needs bigger boobs.

So I watched the Palin interview tonight, and here's the thing - I'd totally fuck her, but only if she doesn't talk. It's not her politics - I don't care one way or the other - it's her FUCKING VOICE. My god, I expected Beauty Queen and I heard Nasal Hick - "I beeelieeeve in faalloowing Gaaaad's playn." If they win, and McCain dies, and I have to hear that fucking voice all the time, I'll dig up McCain and kill him again.

WHY IS SHE DIGGING IN HER BUTT?? NO TOILET PAPER-- PLUS SHES UGLY!!!!

She looks too masculine

Like, If she was aware of the camrea's going off its. Nasty.. EWWW... She's picking at her suit... ...... LIKE DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO DO IT.........

There sure are a lot of white fags on this board!! I thought inbred morons on the Pantera message board were bad. You guys cream your pants whenever a bony, manly looking white girl has pictures posted on this site. You dipshits would not pass this up if she came up to you in a bar. Then again, you probably would because you are a bunch of inbred fags!!!

jethro is a racist cunt. This broad, whoever the fuck she is, is a bony, manly bitch with a crack whore face. If she came up to me in a bar, I would smash a beer bottle over her head and step on her neck while I ordered another. Pretty much what happens to jethro all the time in his fucked up hometown. I am a Latino from NYC who loves all races but hate racists (like jethro).

Jethro, you're an inbred fag if you go on the Pantera message boards! Were your mom and dad brothers and sisters?

Weirdo, I am not white so, no, my parents are not brother and sister. They are no relation whatsoever. You guys are so brave, sitting at a computer writing all the racist comments about blacks , latinos, and asians. Go ahead because that is all you guys are good for ( antagonizing people). That might be too big of a word for this board. You may have to get the dictionary, sorry.

Jethro is a bitter blue-gummed chimp

Cliff Notes : Why do you think this site's reach is down 20 per cent, according to Alexa, in the last 3 months Bink ?
Binky : Trolls. The regulars can't be bothered to show up to chat with them. Etc. And Global warming. (Hang in there Frist)
Cliff Notes : Anything else ?
BinkY : Well personwoolly, as Knee Ya Ha Ha would say - I'm still having a few problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure. That type of thing.
Cliff Notes : Oh . Ok. Anything else ?
Binky : I don't like her sunglasses.

Thats a smoking body right there.

And in other news.
Hey - Wait a sec. Wasn't SNL supposed to be a comedy show ?
....
....
Lorne ?

Hey SNL. (dot com?) etc.
Inside job ?
Having any problems with free fall collapse speed - that type of thing ?
Lorne ?
Any questions ?
Bring your questions to architects and engineers at this link..
9/11 was an inside job - and you pricks don't give A SHIT.

Why the hell is she always pulling at her bikini bottoms?

WHO, the hell, SHE THINKS SHE IS?
...................freddy kreuger himself?

Why is this bitch famous? In the main picture of her shown, the chick looks like a turtle. She's not famous. I don't care.

Did I miss something? Why are people accusing this guy of letting himself go or of having a large gut when his stomach is completely flat?

For most men, clearly delineated washboard abs are only possible while at less than 8% body fat. It also helps to be completely dehydrated so there is no subcutaneous water obscuring the musculature. In other words, the whole super ripped Brad Pitt-as-Tyler Durden in Fight Club look is only temporary at best for about 95% of the population who aren't genetically gifted. Most six pack abs you see on magazine covers are photoshop enhanced.

She looks ok. But not as good as these girls in bikini: www.vuicy.com

No really,
Who is she?

One hundred and First Bitches.

I loves me some IKE>

@94 Binky...

no, we dont give a shit about kooks like you that think:

because they made it through 6th grade and smoke pot that they have all the answers

because they have anti-bush friends that graduated high school, that they know everything

because you got arretsed for something and now hate the cops, that 9-11 was an inside job

because you want anarchy, that everything should be as you say

global warming is fact, not "up in the air" ...because there are just as many scientist that deny it happening as there are ones that dont.

get over yourself.

Thats the problem with you wackos...once you get an idea in your head, you sensationalize it and convince yourself thats what happened, no matter what.

Thats why no one cares about you and would just as soon place a bullet in your head as they would listen to you swoon about something that, at best, is a theory...dumb fuck.

Now get back to shouting those down that have more IQ in their big toe than you will ever have you fricking retard.

ummm,,,yeah,
WTfF Fish? Who gives a livung fuck about this bitch?
Quit Will Ya'll

#102,
You sound like an intellectual. Inside job?

Fish, I'm not even sure this is a woman. I heard "she" started moonwalking as soon as "she" removed her hand from "her" ass.

I tired of looking at this chick. This is the 3rd straight day in the row...she looks like a total tool.

I dont know if I m seeing things but she seems to be dancing on those pics

XOXO

(Not a) News Flash: This chick ain't a celebrity. I don't think she's a chick either. I don't want to be sued for slander, so I'm adding that this is just my humble opinion, which it is. I'm out.

What's in there? Ants?

No waist, or is it just me? Really square looking, could be a guy dressed up for me.

No idea who either one of them are.

Never heard of her and I wish they would put someone else on the front page. No. Seriously.

Where are her hips? Or is that Chubby's younger brother in a titty top?

Where are her hips? She looks too masculine for my limp wrists and manicured hands

lol... am i the only one that thinks she has a man's face and an awkward body?!
Tatum could totally do better!

Cheers ted.
That was 'bender night'
You showed up.
There is 'hope' America, as they say in the industry.
So #102 - any questions about concepts , like gravity, resistance, - maybe Newton -that type of thing - hit the link.

Oh - #102 I hit your link.....
Enjoy your dinner....
(PS You seem like a real intellectual...how's the dating going ?)

This woman has no definition of hips or waist and a fairly flat chest. I see nothing special here.

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