Sep 30 2008Janet Jackson hospitalized - and I know why!
Janet Jackson was rushed to the hospital last night when she "got suddenly ill" before her concert in Montreal, according to the AP. No information was given on her condition, but Janet's already rescheduling the show so it can't be too serious. Of course, I already knew that having read this item from Page Six which will drop a hint right in your lap:
The other night, Dupri and his squeeze, Janet Jackson, went to Tenjune, where, spies say, they shared bottles of Jay-Z's Ace of Spades Champagne and Patrón tequila with Ne-Yo, Busta Rhymes and Ice-T - until Dupri "vomited in Janet's lap. Ms. Jackson bolted out of the scene and sped off in her chauffeured Maybach." A rep for Jackson and Dupri didn't return calls.
I'm pretty sure getting puked on my Jermaine Dupri isn't exactly good for your health, but I've been wrong before. Like that time I thought I thought Brooke Hogan was a girl. Ha! I was way off.
Thanks to James who can not only hold his liquor but several assorted meats and cheeses as well. True story.
Photo: WENN
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Reader Comments
1. HorribleJudgment - September 30, 2008 1:03 PM
She got puked on by a fugly midget! Of course she got sick!
2. Packzilla - September 30, 2008 1:04 PM
FIRST!!
3. the sysop - September 30, 2008 1:05 PM
first? nasty nasty boys.
ask me http://www.howtolosegirls.com
4. BIGsteamyONE - September 30, 2008 1:05 PM
can you say NASTY ?
5. Ted from LA - September 30, 2008 1:08 PM
She should stick with smoking weed with Willie. It's safer.
6. mamadough - September 30, 2008 1:14 PM
i thought she was hospitalized due to steroids? Goddammit fish, you are a shitty detective!
7. Slut - September 30, 2008 1:15 PM
That's the way love goes!
8. Slut - September 30, 2008 1:15 PM
That's the way love goes!
9. havoc - September 30, 2008 1:21 PM
Wow, I really didn't need to know that.....
More pics of Jennifer Aniston's pussy please.
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10. FRIST!!! - September 30, 2008 1:29 PM
Poor Charlene..
11. John McCain - September 30, 2008 1:36 PM
I will suspend my campaign until Miss Jackson is out of danger.
12. Obama Bi Laden - September 30, 2008 1:51 PM
What up dawg?
I will have my cell phone on, just give call if you need anything.
I am just to cool, peace, out.
13. EuroNeckPain - September 30, 2008 2:30 PM
Someone please explain to me how to turn the black frizzy short hair of someone of African origin into this shiny curly honey chestnut mane.
Because I don't understand how they do it.
Do they remove her scalp and replace it with someone else's ?
14. Good thinking John, you stupid white goy - September 30, 2008 2:38 PM
@ #11: That's good thinking John. If I was a shabbos goy working 24/7 for the jew like you and Obama are, I'd take time off too, especially considering that your greedy jew bank masters couldn't even be bothered with trying to ram their own crooked bailout through if it meant working over their sacred Rosh Hashanah.
It's good to know you've both got the same priorities.
15. ipanema_girl - September 30, 2008 3:16 PM
#13 hey euroneckpain, ever heard of a hair weave? extensions? a wig?? beyonce is wearing wigs ALL the time. silly question!
16. Grunion - September 30, 2008 3:17 PM
#14 hey Himmler, the Heritage Front called, they want thier brain back.
17. marion - September 30, 2008 3:30 PM
Wow... her actions speak louder than words. I mean if that's really her fiance why would she leave him like that? Well... I guess he knows what's up now, poor thing...I hope Jermaine Dupri is ok, and Oh yeah .... I hope Janet is ok, too.
18. Click here, you stupid mindless Xtian woodworshipping goyim cattle - September 30, 2008 3:32 PM
@ #16: Oh golly gee whillikers! I guess that puts me in my place! Well sorry, I don't have it, and I doubt that the Heritage Front does either, but there is definitely a place where stupid white mindless woodworshipping Christian goyim can go and search for it.
OK, you stupid STUPID white shabbos goyim, click the link and find out where your jew master has misplaced that brain. You may even learn something along the way, idiots. Maybe (but not likely), you'll find your own brains (once you take your heads out of your asses and pry yourselves away from your talmud-visions).
Happy Rosh Hashanah, you stupid STUPID dung-eating white goyim sheeple.
19. SueMe - September 30, 2008 4:42 PM
Hey #13 no fair, and that's not true. I have frizzy short hair, but it's sandy brown not black. No seriously it's a weave.
20. supersex - September 30, 2008 5:09 PM
i'd nail her in the ass to make some sweet milk chocolate.
21. Click here Grunion, you stupid goy (by the way, are you a dumb goy? Or a liar?) - September 30, 2008 5:22 PM
Stupid white goyim abound at this site, although there are a few liars tossed in with them. At present, I don't know whether Grunion is just a dumb goy or a liar.
White goyim are utterly mindless cattle, easily led to the slaughter. It's incredible how they actually believe in Barack Obama and John McCain. They seemingly have no clue whatsoever who owns Obama and McCain, and who Obama and McCain actually care about.
Well, you stupid white sheeple, I'll give you a hint - it isn't you. Click the link to find out who the rancid stinking liars are and who O & M care about, you blithering idiots.
And one more thing:
You're a bunch of stupid mindless white goyim (cattle). You know that, don't you?
22. angela - September 30, 2008 10:10 PM
I can't wait to see her on tour next week (ok call my selfish) at MSG, hope she's feeling better.
Never been vomited on...especially not by someone that looks like JD (yes I know she loves him) that must have traumatized her in addition to touring hard since she hasn't in 2001.
23. Melissa - September 30, 2008 11:06 PM
It's called proofread... Jesus Christ. My seven-year-old brother could have written a more grammatically correct fucking post.
24. bootlips - September 30, 2008 11:40 PM
She has baboon tits.
25. Alex Baran - October 1, 2008 10:03 AM
In the media, there has been rumored that Janet has an eating disorder. All in all, she’s caused quite a stir with her yo-yo diet, amazing abs and different tips to keep in shape. I read about this at http://www.projectweightloss.com/index.php.
26. gerard Vandenberg - October 1, 2008 10:16 AM
She wanted to look like "brother" MICHAEL?