Sep 3 2008Jamie Lynn Spears sends baby gift to Bristol Palin
Nobody knows more than Jamie Lynn Spears about being a teenager in the public spotlight while you're carrying the child of your retarded redneck lover. In an act of support, Jamie Lynn sent a baby gift to Bristol Palin the pregnant 17-year-old daughter of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. CelebTV.com reports:
A source close to the Beverly Hills baby store Petit Tresor tells CelebTV.com exclusively that a gift from Plain Mary was sent to Bristol Palin on behalf of Jamie Lynn Spears.
An insider says it was actually Lynne Spears, Jamie Lynn’s mom, who called about the gift, and requested the gift come from her daughter.
“It was ordered by phone, and they asked what could be done for under $100. They spent $60 on pink burpcloths,” said the source.
Meanwhile, John McCain's campaign manager just realized they've been endorsed by the Spears' family. He was last seen shoving a live grenade in his mouth.
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Reader Comments
1. julia bella - September 3, 2008 2:32 PM
they have to support each other with all the media attention...
2. someguy - September 3, 2008 2:32 PM
Yeah, Palin clan, how's that abstinance only sex ed working? Fucking ignorant people. And she is the best choice for VP.
Oh, and first. Maybe.
3. Jackson'shole - September 3, 2008 2:36 PM
Nice roots. Why can't she just be a fucking brunette?
4. vg902 - September 3, 2008 2:39 PM
like those legs ..love to lick all the way..
even better ,want to be meat between britney and jamie and i will top with some creol sauce on it ( you know what i mean) ..ummm hungry
5. ph7 - September 3, 2008 2:42 PM
Great.
Can't wait for our country to be run by unwed teenage rednecks who praise Jesus and burn books.
6. hollywood_hillbilly - September 3, 2008 2:43 PM
Ignorant Inbred Hillfolk for Palin!
7. bill - September 3, 2008 2:43 PM
JTC needs a set of pink burpcloths.
8. rough daddy - September 3, 2008 2:44 PM
are those milk cannons going to deflate later on? she looks fresh! and carrying a fresh pair of panties on....
how do you send gift to people you dont even know...
9. veggi - September 3, 2008 2:45 PM
Clearly we need more abortions, not fewer.
10. rough daddy - September 3, 2008 2:46 PM
im with you #4
11. veggi - September 3, 2008 2:48 PM
man, rough daddy just keeps on with the retardisms. Don't you realize you make no sense. And sound completely retarded? Sure you do.
12. Rick - September 3, 2008 2:50 PM
I've got a pink burper for Gov Palin. And don't tell me I have no shot - I'm quite sure her baby tard is the hockey tard's son.
13. elmer the fudd - September 3, 2008 2:50 PM
Is anybody hitting that?????
14. rough daddy - September 3, 2008 2:52 PM
who ask for your opinion freak? now get lost!
15. Yea - blah blah - September 3, 2008 2:52 PM
Gee from one underage unmarried mom to another, how many pregnant unwed woman do we need in the spotlight to show to other young girls that this is ok??
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=605baf7cbd468c2dc9165e8320475861
16. Run Baby Run! - September 3, 2008 2:54 PM
Dumbass whiskey tango trailer trash bitches.
17. Moby Penis - September 3, 2008 2:54 PM
SHIT! The check-out stand gossip magazine Armageddon is upon us! The two most impeccably trashy space-time events of our generation have come in contact and are threatening to produce a GALACTIC SHITSTORM OF TRAILER TRASH GOSSIP! And they've left us with a new euphamism for...lots of things: pink burpcloth. AWWW YEAH...
18. julia bella - September 3, 2008 2:55 PM
I guess I am not the only one who notticed that rough daddy is a jerk! You're gonna tell me that get lost is not a fifth grader insult??? right!
19. rough daddy - September 3, 2008 2:56 PM
and forget abortions why couldnt your mama swallow now youre just occupping space and time,,,what a waste!
20. rough daddy - September 3, 2008 2:58 PM
hey bella shut your trap,,,and people please hid your door knobs!
21. veggi - September 3, 2008 3:00 PM
rough daddy. two words. spell check.
idiot.
well, three words I guess.
22. julia bella - September 3, 2008 3:01 PM
who in here think rough daddy would make a lovely couple with Amy Winehouse??? I DO I DO!!!!
23. rough daddy - September 3, 2008 3:01 PM
way to be productive bella!!! Id like to know which employer paying to have you seat on your tuckas all day and yap!!!
24. pathetic trash - September 3, 2008 3:02 PM
Ugh it's fucking pathetic that some of you want to have the political version of Lynn spears as the next VP. I mean are you fucking kidding me and rich spoiled silver spoon fed MCCain compared Barrack to Britney and Paris, when Mccain is the old man version of Paris Hilton and his running mate might as well be Lynn Spears, seems like McCain is far more of a pampered useless celebrity than McCain.
And for the idiot bitches who actually thought Hillary cared about women and will now vote for McDick just because his running mate has a vagina you;re delusional. Barrack is married to "the love of his life" you won't se him getting his pole smoked by some ugly fatty, he has two daughters and was raised by his mother who dies of cancer and his grandmother who gave everything to give him an ivy league education he has way more respect for women than Hillary. As a woman I can tell you women do not in most cases respect other women and really how incestuous does politics have to be before you get a clue. Hillary was calling the shots when Bill was pres what the fuck new does she have to contribute, Bush senior, Bush junior, Mr. Clinton and Mrs. Clinton, fuck don't you want some fresh blood in there someone who doesn't have extensive family connections.
Look teens get pregnant the world suck blah freaking blah, but when some right wing nut who REFUSES to entertain the idea of condoms and birth control lets one of her kids get pregnant and then forces her daughter into a miserable marriage you gotta ask yourself does this bitch care about her children and grand children or is it just about upholding her pathetically hypocritical image. Maybe if Palin wasn't overpopulating the earth with white trash she could have kept track of her daughter and you know made sure she didn't have a fucking baby before prom. If you think for one second that child will be raised in happy loving family with two parents who actually want to be together you're nuts.
25. Stroker - September 3, 2008 3:02 PM
Nice feet.
26. rough daddy - September 3, 2008 3:02 PM
veggi?? i got a minute to kill, why not tell me everything you know moron!
27. FRIST!!! - September 3, 2008 3:04 PM
"What can we get for under a hundred bucks?"
Classy..
28. rough daddy - September 3, 2008 3:05 PM
bella=fly
veggi=shit
fly on shit, you 2 belongs together!
29. pathetic trash - September 3, 2008 3:05 PM
*than Barrack
*died of cancer
30. slutlurver - September 3, 2008 3:06 PM
America's teenage sluts unite!
31. SATAN - September 3, 2008 3:06 PM
I'd eat that taco more eagerly than a stoned Ethiopian on steroids!
32. julia bella - September 3, 2008 3:08 PM
Do i smell jalousy rough muff???? you wish you could get your work done and enjoy laughing at people here!!!
so that means you're home and have nothing better to do....even more sad than I thought...ok, I'll stop bullying you then. I feel sorry for you. Now, shut off your computer, open the dictionnary and read a little!!!
33. The Office Whore - September 3, 2008 3:08 PM
FRIST!!!
34. FRIST!!! - September 3, 2008 3:11 PM
WHORE!!
35. FRIST!!! - September 3, 2008 3:16 PM
#32...you open that "dicionnary" right on up yourself, it's good readin'!!
36. Richard McBeef - September 3, 2008 3:17 PM
Rough daddy,
1. Insert loaded gun into your mouth.
2. Pull trigger.
Thanks for playing.
Julia, assuming you are not the same person as rough daddy (quite a stretch i know), please follow the above instructions as well.
Thanks.
37. humpinfrog - September 3, 2008 3:17 PM
How does that Pillsbury saying go, "Nothin' says lovin' like shit from another underage oven"? The present! A coonskin cap with booties of course.
38. The Office Whore - September 3, 2008 3:20 PM
New post FRIST!!!
39. julia bella - September 3, 2008 3:21 PM
35!!!
you should be reading more then....it is written D-I-C-T-I-O-N-N-A-R-Y
36!!!
you smart cookie you! why don't YOU run for president???
40. rough daddy - September 3, 2008 3:21 PM
#36 beef eater follow same instructions! the world would be better
41. Richard McBeef - September 3, 2008 3:21 PM
@24 - Please fuck off. No one reads it or gives a shit.
42. FRIST!!! - September 3, 2008 3:25 PM
#39 not in America it's not, dumbass..
43. Richard McBeef - September 3, 2008 3:25 PM
Rough Daddy.
Are you mentally deficient? Most of your posts seem to be written by a 12 year old or someone that is MR. Seriously. Which is it?
Since you seem to be capable of replying to your own posts in the form of Julia, maybe you are just slightly MR.
44. rough daddy - September 3, 2008 3:27 PM
you know how i figure out youre a wilderbeest? you have to work,,,probably a few to makes ends meet! no man wants to take care of you,,,youre hideous!
45. julia bella - September 3, 2008 3:30 PM
43
DON'T YOU TELL ME I'M THE SAME PERSON AS THIS ROUGH MUFF CARPET MUNCHER....I AM NOT. HE'S BEEN ANNOYING THE CRAP OUT OF ME FOR AWHILE SO I DECIDED TO ATTACK.
Not to clever of me I know but it's not everyday I get to fight a 12 year old!!!
42
you're right, I am a dumbass (dictionary)
46. rough daddy - September 3, 2008 3:30 PM
yeah #43 hey beef eater,,,base on what you just type! you seems like the only man who brightens a room when he goes out!
47. shar - September 3, 2008 3:31 PM
Give us a freekin break. Let's show some intelligence here. I think this is the worst headlines I have ever seen.
48. julia bella - September 3, 2008 3:32 PM
I think rough daddy is a 12 year old.....richard mcbeef, you rock! he just came back to "hit" me with a post from yesterday....
49. rough daddy - September 3, 2008 3:37 PM
hahah "you rock" =trying to get help from a mongoloid
50. julia bella - September 3, 2008 3:41 PM
what help? you should try to get help from whatever you could find....even if it's you neighboor's blind dog....just go for it!
51. blabla... - September 3, 2008 3:43 PM
I love the last sentence. It's just a piece of art. :-)
52. rough daddy - September 3, 2008 3:43 PM
hey julia? aint it a shame you have to ride my coat tails to get attentions? wow where have ive seen this before?
53. blah - September 3, 2008 3:45 PM
leave the poor girl alone already. you can see all she wants is to be left alone and try to give her daughter as normal a life as possible. I think her and Brian (her brother) really got the shit end of the stick in the spears family. I think she's really pretty and really seems to have it together fairly decently considering her young age and all thats gone on. She seems much more responsible than her older sister (which,granted, isn't hard to do).
54. Barak Obama - September 3, 2008 3:47 PM
Read my book: Audacity Of Deception & Hypocrisy
http://www.audacityofhypocrisy.com/2008/08/30/sarah-palin-vs-barack-obama/
55. Who cares. - September 3, 2008 3:50 PM
This is a boring story. It'll probably end up being untrue. Plus, it was just a stupid phone call.
Even if it is true, what's the significance?
56. bored - September 3, 2008 3:59 PM
they are almost as dumb as her:
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=011af223ccf04b02f0e757aa323bcab6
57. bonespur - September 3, 2008 4:28 PM
Looks like she's saying, "This is fucking bullshit. Nobody told me I'd have to schlep this little bastard all over hell's half acre...I can't even go out and party anymore! How's a girl supposed to get some good dick? That moron sperm donor can't fuck worth a shit."
58. SueMe - September 3, 2008 5:00 PM
Someone posted a very silly comment on TMZ regarding Palin's daughter. They had the nerve to say in a nutshell that Palin's 17 year old daughter was such a poor little girl. This a bunch of bolonga, because she made the choice to have teenaged sex. If you don't take any methods to prevent it then there's a big chance of pregnancy happening, and even if you do there's still that chance. Not that this is any of the public's business, but when I was 17 I didn't even think about having sex. As a matter of fact I didn't even date until the age of 22 by choice. She had a choice to be a clean teen, but she didn't choose that route did she?
59. Rag Mag - September 3, 2008 5:28 PM
It must be really nice to be a pregnant, child celebrity, they're set for life. Bristol will make more money off her red-neck child's baby pictures than her mother will if she becomes the VP.
This must be a lot easier than what all the young tramps that I went to High School had to do.
60. LL - September 3, 2008 5:34 PM
I used to think that getting knocked up out of wedlock at a young age was not such a big deal and people who shit a brick over it are idiots, but I'm beginning to think that maybe we should bring back the concept of shame over unwed pregnancy, at least for celebrities and the immediate family of celebrities. Because hearing them congratulate each other publicly for getting impregnated by some douchebag with functioning testes is becoming more than I can take. First, we're expected to look up to bitches who pay Dr. 90210 to give them huge asses, tits and lips, now we're supposed to gaze in wonder and delight upon their unfortunate offspring.
Could anyone who gets close enough to this Spears dummy and/or that other pregnant bitch throw a stone at them? Actually, throw lots of stones at them. Large, heavy stones would be preferable.
Thanks.
61. V - September 3, 2008 6:25 PM
Trashy.
62. The Truth - September 3, 2008 6:28 PM
Ewww... Flip flops.
Unless if being worn at the beach, flip flops always make girls look like shuffling skanks.
63. exactly - September 3, 2008 8:22 PM
Yay #60.
64. rough daddy - September 3, 2008 9:08 PM
Hey SueMe, why don't you and I catch up on all that time you lost. Daddy will teach you lessons you never dream of little girl. Send me a few pics first I don't like fatties and skinnies. You gotta be pretty primo for the Daddy. OH, make sure you bring spankin' paddle and butt plugs.
65. extracheeseplease - September 3, 2008 9:45 PM
worst VP choice, terrible parent. This woman has a child with DOWN'S SYNDROME! I know women who have disabled children and they want to be 100% involved in the health and mental development of their child, they've turned down great jobs and even put school on hold to become completely involved in making their child a contributing memher of society. What pisses me off the most is the hypocrisy of this shit. Sarah Palin's kid's messed up decisions shouldn't be a central issue, neither should religion,neither should a spouse's masters thesis from an ivy league college. WHY do republicans insist on wanting a "regular ol' joe or Joanne" in a high ranking office? WHY?! when most republicans really don't care about the poor sap that barely can afford to fill up his truck, buy groceries, save for a house and STILL put money away for their kids college fund. Republicans, at least every single one that has been in office for the last 3 decades has cared only about filling the already bulging pockets of fat cats in washington and wall street. Ask Sarah Palin where the money for her newborn child's education and special care is going to come from...MY POCKETS, my barely existent paychekc. Republicans want to cut government programs for people like her son, like her unwed teenage daughter. Should her daughter decide to ever finish her education she will benefit from special grants, goverment money for college...if it all goes the way her mother and mccain want it to go there will be NO MONEY for anything. No awesme programs that help people, none of the things that have helped america become awesome will remain once McCain comes in and drives OUR country further into the ground. This is our country, our time and our patience...I'm running out of the last one. Excuse me, I have to go and "kill" my unwanted baby because that's what all liberals do right, we kill our babies and worship lucifer.
66. VtFarmboy - September 3, 2008 10:38 PM
Lynn Spears list of things to do today...... A) call baby store order gift for palin girl. B) call pap and gosip colum tell them daughter sent gift to palin girl. C) watch paper to see if the name spears is mentioned........
Hasnt everyone figured these spears freaks out. Its all bout the fame yall...... not about weather you really care about your children or anyone else
67. SueMe - September 4, 2008 2:18 AM
Rough daddy who are you? I don't think my big sexy caucasian man would appreciate you trying to hook up with me. Have you changed your screen name a thousand times, or only one hundred times? Oh and btw only little girls send pictures over the net. SORRY!
68. gigi - September 4, 2008 5:01 AM
did they pick sarah palin just because she is an attractive woman or what? Bo-ring.
By the way abortions reduce the crime rate in the next generation & parents do a better job when they are OLDER and have more resourcefulness
69. gerard Vandenberg - September 4, 2008 7:49 AM
.....................STILL ENJOYING LIFE?
70. gigi - September 4, 2008 8:50 AM
still enjoying life? Is that supposed to be a 'pro-life' slogan?
I'm not saying this girl or the palin girl are going to be bad mothers.
However young, unplanned pregnancies are not really something to be celebrated. The amount of damage that can be done to infants' development by an unenthusiastic mother is not something that a trite 'pro life' slogan can just cancel out.
71. hollywood_hillbilly_felates_malibu_sheep - September 4, 2008 10:42 AM
Jamie Lynn Spears is more qualified to be president than Barack.
72. spectreman - September 4, 2008 10:43 AM
2. Hey Somefag, Bristol's school did not teach abstinence only, and Sarah Palin belongs to a group that pushes birth control while being against abortion. The failure here is with the liberal moral teaching that sex has no consequences and the fact that teenagers are pretty fucking stupid overall. Like you.
73. Liberal Douche - September 4, 2008 11:01 AM
Yes, I chuckle at these vagrant Republicans and the hypocrisy of them all. Hah, yes, me and my ponytail and my hemp cargo shorts and flip-flops know much more about who should run our government than average Americans (who by the way cling to their guns, and "god", and aren't smart like me). Pardon me while I turn down my I-pod and turn off my I-phone....we need socialized healthcare, like countries in Europe...who we should try to be just like. Yes, anyone from a small town or isn't from a large city on the East or West coast really doesn't know anything about anything. Bush is a war criminal, everyone knows that. Because that's what it all comes back to...Bush is Satan (even though I'm too well educated to believe in "god") and he must be destroyed...and anyone associated with Bush must be destroyed.
74. A Moderate Practicing Religion in Moderation - September 4, 2008 12:14 PM
My God does more than write memoirs.
Styrofoam temple. Made him look like the real redneck, running some megachurch or Moonie get-together.
75. In re #73 - September 4, 2008 12:22 PM
Funniest thing I've read on this site in the past month
76. snotrocket - September 4, 2008 12:54 PM
Damn...her feet got BIG.
77. Dean Wormer - September 4, 2008 1:20 PM
I want to fuck Jamie-Lynn, the next President of the United States, Sarah Palin (McCain isn't going to make it for all four years), Bristol Palin, Hayden Panetierre, Anne Hathaway, Nyomi Zen, Courtney James, Jenny Hendrix, Aimee Teegarden, Amanda Bynes, Amber Heard, Rosanna Rose, Julia Kova and that new Bond chick, the Russkie. I want to fuck them all.
78. Hey SueMe (ape) - September 4, 2008 4:11 PM
i take it you are not white. Forget it. I don't practice bestiality like your big sexy honky monkey fucker.
79. Caucasion Lover - September 4, 2008 4:15 PM
SueMe you sure must deep down be daddy's little jigaboo to call your man a caucasion. You are clearly racist but of course attracted to your wierdo. And what nappy headed ho wouldn't be? Sure white guys don't have as long a schlong as the African buggabugga, but they are better looking and make more money and don't beat the shit out of their women and leave as soon as they are knocked up like your family does.
80. belicoso - September 4, 2008 4:49 PM
I bet you all the publicity that Bristol Palin is getting is KILLING Larry Birkhead. He probably gets all annoyed watching the news and starts shouting "that child is sitting on a gold mine! she could get $10 million for the photos from her ultra sound alone!" When you make a business by exploiting your child it must hurt to see someone who the press is exponentially more interested in.
81. ummm...yeah - September 5, 2008 9:27 AM
#79,
No, white men just get mad, kill the whole family, cheat constantly, fuck up everything they touch,whine,and wish they were God, lol morons.
82. VidCrayzee - September 5, 2008 7:32 PM
Ronald Reagan summarizes the entire Republican Convention, including comments regarding Bristol and Levi as only the Great Communicator can. Check it out at, http://beema.wordpress.com/2008/09/05/beema-news/.
83. okyu - September 8, 2008 10:06 AM
actually i don't hate julia
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=27136a3d06d8ee5d9655fe503a82acaf
84. okyu - September 8, 2008 10:06 AM
actually i don't hate julia
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=27136a3d06d8ee5d9655fe503a82acaf
85. SueMe - September 10, 2008 2:42 PM
#78 good for you, and I'll get you a cracker, and #79 as I have said once before "I ain't gotta lie to kick it." Sorry I don't know what it's like to be in that sort of situation with a black man, because I've only been with one man who happens to be caucasion. I don't believe in being with more than one person even in a entire life time. Some people!
86. SueMe - September 10, 2008 2:46 PM
Oh and btw #79 Im not at all racist, and I happen to make more money than my caucasian man so if you're implying that Im a gold digger than get that ish out of here, and you were right only about one thing. YES! I will always and forever be happy to be nappy, but NO! I never have been, and never will be a whore.