Sep 9 2008Holly Madison & Bridget Marquardt host some sort of event for something

First. And WOW on that painted on outfit. A++

Everytime I see them I think yikes they have sex with an 80 year old; gross! I would not trade my career, university degree, or my good looks and figure to be in their place.

what is the name of the photog who shot these pix? why would you crop that painted on bikini at the waist! what a talentless hack you are mr. photog!

Nice finish for the day no pun intented! maybe

whyyy didnt they show a full length front shot of the painted bunny

holly camel toe pic #5

"University degree" huh # 2 and looks? you want to correct my grammars and errors?

I love them I want to BE THEMM YEAH BABY YEAH! Bubba Gump wantz 2 b a PlAyBoiiii bUNnziii

GOTDAM!!! painted bunny WOW!

regardless of when or if Hef's shriveled old penis has touched these ladies, you can bet your last .01$ that in regards to these ladies, Spidey would lick it, suck it, eat it, and tap it. These are some major league hotties.

Goddamn man, funny post!
Whatever they pay you they need to give you a raise.

Nice FISH.

Exactly how women should be represented - as objects

OMG the things I would do......

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wow, bridget really lost weight!

WHERE IS THE PIC OF THE PAINTED CHICK'S HOOHAA? WHAT THE F FISH?

@ 14, couldn't agree with you more on B's weight loss.

I love the Superficial, and most of all Fish himself!

are those stretch marks on her butt?

Heh heh heh, Butthead I got a stiffy.

I wonder if any of these girls can read Green Eggs and Ham? The could read the penal code for all I care, I will still pay money to see them..

where's kendra?

There you go if you want to see her HOOHAA, click on the link or paste.........

http://www.buck1690.com/Heather-Rene-Smith/

That was the best post of the day! Move this to the SO FREAKING HOT spot.

holly madison can a chick get any hotter? no

This is how it should be, these women should be seen, not heard. Anybody ever watch that show on E?

Bridget has lost about 20 pounds. It's sad that I realize this.

where IS kendra? did i miss that break up : [

its too bad i really thought they would go all the way....ha

where IS kendra? did i miss that break up : [

its too bad i really thought they would go all the way....ha

Yes, where is Kendra?!
Also, wow, Bridget has lost a lot of weight. Not that she looked bad before, but I did think she was a terrible looking bunny... yet probably the nicest one ever.
Finally, the painted bunny is not even very cute. And that whole paint on the ass and buttcrack thing is gross.

God, these women look ridiculous. I hope when Hefner dies his horrifying aesthetic goes with him.

FUCK THOSE HOES !!!

XOXO

Bridget has lost weight!!! Good for her! She looks fab.

fuck i didnt mean to post my whole damn email address...what the shit

what's so hilarious is that people actually believe Hefner's really screwing them...

For some reason they strike me as blah. Not to say they are unnattractive-far from it. They are just not goddess quality or even remotely interesting in appearance, just cute.

Sans the airbrushing and artsy poses these chics are blan and washed out.

For some reason they strike me as blah. Not to say they are unnattractive-far from it. They are just not goddess quality or even remotely interesting in appearance, just cute.

Sans the airbrushing and artsy poses these chics are bland and washed out.

Ugh what was the event for? Lame fake butterfaced hasbeen whores.

And Fuck Hef just give it up already you know damn well you can't even get it up unless your private nurse/brainless blonde bunny pumps your blood full of illeagal liquid viagra and when you do actually manage to "ejaculate', if you can call it that, all that comes out is a cloud of dust and sometimes your magic genie, but you've used up all your wishes getting this far and you were too high and stupid to wish for eternal youth and verility. So just give it up buddy you had a god run, let someone else take over who has a better eye for hot pieces of ass. These girls are old and tres neighboorhood hooters, not worthy of being bunnies at least not the ones in the mag, they can carry drinks at the parties and blow John Stamos by the pool, but that's all.

Once, I got stitches.

Chicks like these just prove that God is cruel and life ain't fair. Dammit.

Chicks like these just prove that God is cruel and life ain't fair. Dammit.

I'm totally going to email you #33

look at holly here...

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/

looked awful before she had all her surgery done..

Wow an article about 3 prostitutes because that is what they are, not particularly good looking, just 3 whores paid for sex and enhanced by plastic surgeons.

wow i thought i was the only one with stretchmarks on my ass. thanks Holly, you just made my day. screw that--my year!

33. You are so getting FrE33 V1@6r@.

33. You are so getting FrE33 V1@6r@.

So that's the new trend now..

Bridget looked slim in the top picture, then the one of her more from the side you can see the gut is still there. She knows how to suck it in when it counts though (take that in every way possible).

...................CHEESE?

I'm sorry but these chicks are just sad. I mean, they are conventionally hot, yes, but in a vapid, boring way. And if you look at their faces you can see years of being RUN DOWN - depression, booze, getting paid for blow-jobs, getting fucked in the ass by rich guys they don't even like. Its one thing to be a hot chick, (to be a model). Its another to be a whore.

I don't care if it was lead based paint. I would love to lick the last girl clean.

Painted Bunny = NO ASS??

If you rename'd this site theholly and it'd still describe the content.

I just wanted to point out that Holly and Bridget have never been Playmates. A Playmate is a specific type of Playboy model, one who has had her own centerfold. That doesn't apply to either Holly or Bridget. C'mon, guys, I depend on you for journalistic integrity and rigor. Do better next time. :)

I feared I would see a moose knuckle.

Mmm... Im 100% sure Bridget had a lipo... it's ok, she looks great and also I think she is such a sweetheart

#39

Chicks like this prove the importance of a good college education so one can have a reliable career and not have to depend on men, especially 80 year old men!

I disagree with the whole meh I wrote a small article about this whole issue and if anyone disagrees please read my article and then discuss here

Holy crap what's with the HUGE gap between Smith's boobs??! Obviously some doctor did not do a good job.....REFUND!!

bridget has got so thin!!!

Holly Madison... God DAMN I would snorkel through your canal.
I bet Kendra has tried numerous times to eat that too, and H-Mad allowed it.

57. Teach, supposedly Bridget has college and some other post-grad degrees, Holly has some college, Psychology I think, and Kendra gives massages because she's an idiot, even that Something Underwood playmate has college, "proving" that a good education only gets you where you want to go, in this case, to a house full of hot, hedonistic, superficial, morons.

Holly looks like she has a get up, Bridget looks like she turned up in her regular ill fitting undies. Famous for screwing an 80 year old, stick that in your resume and tell your grandkids.

I confess Father! I have a "foot-fetish" and would absolutely love to spray my ball cream all over Holly and Bridget's gorgeous feet! Please forgive me Father!

Holly is perfect
But the other woman looks stupid in pink fluffy underwear; it is not elegant enough for her age - and she is too skinny, makes her head look big
And the painted bunny is simply disgusting; does she FART to start the car race ???

Can I walk around and promote stuff in my underwear?

Breast implants removed?

Bridget might've got her breast implants removed and that would make her look less heavy. Her stomach looks a little smaller.

The proportion of boobs to waist changed a lot though

Me encanta HOLLY, la veo en cable, y la hallo inteligente, pues le gusta revisar las fotos..y es incansable cuando tiene que posar.

These bitches need a shovel and a trip out to the desert cause they some big time GOLDDIGGERS!

bridget looks more like a bobble head now that she's lost weight.

kendra is so fucking annoying. i didn't think anyone could possibly be that dumb but she manages.

LULZ @ Blunt Wrap ads on the wall behind the playmates...

Those things are legendary :P

All girls should wear painted-on clothes....It should be a law or something.

Wow Bridget lost quite a bit of weight and toned up she looks very nice

Nosss que gostosas!!
eu com essas duas, nem sei o q seria de mim! rsrsrs

full frontal painted babe

http://www.celebridiot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/gils_next_door_lingerie_2.jpg

You have to give it to Hef. He has made a fortune and has women all around him all the time. What guy wouldn't like that even for a day. On the other hand, the girlfriend thing is gross. I can't imagine Kendra actually having sex with Hef, I think it's publicity. Holly is fucked up in the head and is in love with everything Hef provides for her insecure soul and Bridget I don't even know. Lifelong student so she can pretend to be doing something with her life when she seems dumb as a rock. The Playmates, it's a luck of the draw. There are so many beautiful women out there and in my opinion most of the playmates are not attractive, I have seen them in person and they want so badley to be famous. Most of them are uneducated and think they are celebrities, LOL, for what posing nude. Read comments or watch videos or Christine Smith Dec, 05 and that's how she introduces herself, Hi I'm christine smith Miss Dec. 05. It's like that is all she is and without it she would be back in Utah at the strip club living in the trailer park that she lived in with her husband for years. True story. Sad but true and there are alot of others playmates that have similiar pasts. Tiffany Fallon is one of the only ones that actually has a brain, education and beauty. Rare find these days with the "centerfolds"

The painted girl would be hot if her face wasn't so damn ugly