Sep 25 2008Heidi & Spencer work in a soup kitchen, practice their sad faces (FAIL)

Dear Heidi and Spencer,

Please ignore all the negative comments. Your volunteerism makes you heroes! Yesterday when you gave me an extra helping of potatoes and government cheese it filled my belly and felt like I was landing on a giant runway of acceptance.

Keep up the good work!

Randal

fail indeed.

um, first?

Why no hairnets for these douchebags? Seems unsanitary.

Please chop Heidi and Spencer up into little pieces and feed them to them hungry, please.

Just remove the silicone first.

My pussy smells like the monkeyhouse at the zoo.

I would do anything to be locked in a cage with these two for a few hours.

First, so I could beat the piss out of him.

Second, so I could have my way with before after and during kicking the shit out of her.

Must be hard to find the time to call US weekly inbetween scoops of mashed potatoes. It must be even harder to get a flattering photo with a hairnet on. I'm sure those hobos love the extra genetic material in the only meal.

My name is Joe Cat, not Joe Car.

Effing Fail.

Must be hard to find the time to call US weekly inbetween scoops of mashed potatoes. It must be even harder to get a flattering photo with a hairnet on. I'm sure those hobos love the extra genetic material in their only meal.

No words.

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these people suck at life-- and randal you are no exception!

~420~

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Time and tide wait for no man! but I still wanna seize some and recapture my youth, lucky enough, I met an amazing yong guy on __Agelessmate.c om__ Who says the Age counts? In our love, only the Chemistry does!!

in italy no-one knows Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt..... who are they?

I think the requirements for being america's sweethearts are people actually liking you.
I see Spencer running for politics as governor of cali or mayor of LA and actually winning b/c the majority of people there have mush for brains.

Seriously, because she's a robot she doesn't have to wear a hairnet? Nice.
It's okay to get a nice bige Heidi-hair in my food because it's free? BS.

Seriously, because she's a robot she doesn't have to wear a hairnet? Nice.
It's okay to get a nice bige Heidi-hair in my food because it's free? BS.

Seriously, because she's a robot she doesn't have to wear a hairnet? Nice.
It's okay to get a nice bige Heidi-hair in my food because it's free? BS.

I love how everyone has to wear hairnets EXCEPT for them, because that would be too unsightly in their posed photos.

Heidi and Spencer,

You two make me sick. There is no way because you were somewhat "famous" you would ever be caught dead in a soup kitchen.

Congratulations on doing what to do best, Faking.

Not your fan,

C

Heidi and Spencer,

You two make me sick. There is no way before you were somewhat "famous" you would ever be caught dead in a soup kitchen.

Congratulations on doing what to do best, Faking.

Not your fan,

C

Heidi and Spencer,

You two make me sick. There is no way before you were somewhat "famous" you would ever be caught dead in a soup kitchen.

Congratulations on doing what you do best, Faking.

Not your fan,

C

May I have a second helping of hypocrisy please?

Sweet couple! just heard that the first dating between them was on some tall dating place ___Tallmingle.com___ ,really?

I sweat the next time I see these two fuck sticks, I hope it is because they are eating at a soup kitchen because they have too...

looks like spencer isnt enjoying that ladle up his ass in the second pic....

Shoot these two, and soon, Jesus Plezus !!

What side of the counter SHOULD they be on? Are they giving or receiving? It's hard to tell.

They should go to a needle exchange...they wouldn't be so cheery. JFC she's ugly.

@ #5: At least somebody on here is funny. Thank you, you made me laugh, which is more than I can say for the rest of these comments.

Please, please, please, please - For humanity's sake - Stop posting anything about these two.

Randal why don't you spend more time sucking cock and less writing ass-licking nonsense about celebrities who could care less about your meaningless existence?
Those two are media whores and do nothing good for society. I personally for free am always helping out my elderly neighbors and in fact help take care of 4 households worth to limited extents and greater depending on the exigencies of the day. And that is merely my duty as a human being.

Furthermore go fuck yourself, fairy.

jeez, i wish they would just get banned from media altogether

I agree with #22, 100%. These two fucking idiots are just there for a show. They must really be bored. Not that it is bad to help with this very worthwhile community service, but these two jack asses are only there to get some photo ops!
Hey Heidi, when you are working in the kitchen, you really don't need all that makeup, unless, you still see the need to cover your zit covered face at the rescue mission! No one fucking cares about you, or your douchebag-switch hitter boyfriend.

I still cannot find anyone who really thinks highly of these two fuck heads.

Now if the headline had of been, 'Heidi and Spencer made into a soup' that would of just made my day.....''pass me the bread dear''.

Thank you Fish, I hadn't thrown up a little in my mouth this morning, but upon seeing this that is clearly taken care of.

Spencer & Heidi love the cock.

Now, let's pray.

all that those motherfuckers did was hand out trays, they didnt even put food on the plates..cocksuckers the both of them!

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

they are SERIOUSLY the ONLY people NOT WEARING HAIRNETS. NASTY FREAKS!!!!!!!

1. - Shopping cart from the local supermarket to hold all your belongings ?
*swift feet*
2. - New used clothes from the dumpster in the alley ?
*15 mins.* (you scored!)
3. - Winter coat from the shelter
*2 hrs. volunteer work*
4. - Having a pair of Hollywoods finest Wanna-B's serve you dinner ?
*Priceless*

if I only had a camera ...... HEY - I'm in luck !!
Superficial is here !!!

did anyone else notice she's wearing 2 (count 'em 2) pairs of gloves....rotfl!!!

did anyone else notice she's wearing 2 (count 'em 2) pairs of gloves....rotfl!!!

Spencer & Heidi love the cock.

Now, let's pray.

Oh thats fricken nice-send in the homeless hungry person to get served by a starved media whore!

Must...not...punch...computer...screen...

Two words: Justifyable Homicide.

Thank you, Mr Superficial! My clients continue to get undeserved coverage thanks to folks like you. Stop by my office anytime for a blowjob and a check!

i wouldn't wish them a painful death so often if they just didn't POSE for the fucking picture. if they actually did any of this shit without acting like the camera was there, it would be a totally different story.

these two are completely perfect representatives and mascots for the republican party: vapid, rich, talentless, dumb as hell, soulless, and trying to act like they give a shit for the lesser people. God, i'm glad they are on their side and not mine.

ok spencer and heidi are the most overrated copule of all-time and douchebags also

I would give $500 to see a picture of someone punching both of these two square in the face.

I would give $500 to see a picture of someone punching both of these two square in the face.

#50 - I will double that to see that cocknuckle bleed.....

UMM if this were real then she's had to put her fake hair in a hair-net

There you are Randal, you prick. I hate you even more.
I agree 100% with Timmy, I would pay to see someone, anyone, beat the living shit out of these two fucks, and it had better be for real!
Fucking cunt, what is she to good to even wear a hairnet?
Hold on...why should I pay to have someone else beat the shit out of them?
I'll do it myself!!!
Ummm....yeah!

Why he posted his personal ads on [ ____Seeking40plus COM_____ ] ????? It seems that they have emotional issues.

SERIOUSLY..... the only reason anyone knows these two idiots is because you people keep posting their posed pictures. If sites like this would simply stop posting this CRAP, these two losers would fade into oblivion (which is more than they deserve). Let it alone... quite following their stupid lives... quit giving them a second of your time. NO ONE cares about their stupid lives!!!!

Once again you do not fail me. Keep that mouth open and let all the hot air our before the pressure is too much and you exploed. The it would ruin the homeless peoples meals. Normally I would say hold it till you burst but that would not be fair to the homeless people.

Dear Superficial,

Please stop posting these 2 morons. Just stop. They are both no talent douches and just showing them on your site makes me want to headbutt my monitor. The only reason they are anything is because we keep showing them on these sites. If you stop then they will cease to exists, hopefully end up homeless and doing "favors" for money.

Regards,

what happened to your rule about not posting inane shit about these two dumb shits?

please. stop posting. they then think they are bigger deal than they actually are ans go do more stupid posed shit.

Next story please......

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Beware man-boys whose eyes are too close together. They act insincerely and speak with forked tongue from a pea-sized brain.

This is truly sad... making a photo opportunity out of poor homeless peoples' situation. Like they give a shit about homelessness.

Shame on you, Heidi and Spencer, and on your publicist!

Please... for the sake of humanity... STOP.... COVERING... THESE...TWO.

They are nauseating... Truly, bowel-emptying-ly, sickening.

PLEASE.... STOP... You are better than this...

*shudder*

Okay, let me start by saying that I'm certainly no big fan of Heidi and Spencer, but I think some of the comments are a little uncalled for. I mean, who cares why they are doing it, whether they are just acting for the camera or genuinely wanted to do something good; the end result was the same: Some hobos got a nice hot (hopefully hair-free) meal... even if it was served by residents of Stepford. Since when did doing something nice get to be a bad thing?

THe less unfortunate? Was that a joke or something or did you really mean to say less fortunate?

I just stabbed myself in the eye...

Spencer should be placed in a locked cage with a rabid polar bear. Heidi can sit on my face.

how can someone have that perfect of hair? STOP HAVING PERFECT HAIR! I HATE YOU!

how can someone have that perfect of hair? STOP HAVING PERFECT HAIR! I HATE YOU!

You know what FAILS? This site for continuing to post these fucking idiots. Great work.

Actually I take that back, Its almost a sure thing these two reality whores read this site. How else could I tell them FUCK YOU BOTH.

Can't these two have one personal moment or accomplishment without a fucking camera being present? The Indians used to believe that having your picture taken steals a part of your soul. These two nimwits prove the theory.

Can't these two have one personal moment or accomplishment without a fucking camera being present? The Indians used to believe that having your picture taken steals a part of your soul. These two nimwits prove the theory.

One more thing, I'm going to print the picture of Spencer Pratt with the "look of sadness" and put it on my dart board.

Dear Heidi

Thank you for coming and dropping your wiggish Blonde hair in all that gravy.

Miss B.

What a pair of douchbags.

Why the fuck arent these dumbnuts wearing hair nets like normal kitchen staff? Can't mess up Heidi's weave or Pratt's carpet head...

PLEASE STOP POSTING STORIES ABOUT THESE TWO. We should boycott this site (which I love) until he agrees to stop posting about these people. Honestly, I am sick of seeing their pathetic fake smiles in various locales. PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!PLEASE STOP!!!!

PLEASE!

This site can't stop posting about them because they paid to do so. Think of these posts as advertisements.

I'm just curious, where are their hair nets?? Are they not required to wear one because of the photos and hairspray?

I wish I could never stop punching them. http://tinyurl.com/4gub9b

Wow, they are doing the world soooo good by serving people crap food that they didnt even pay for. If they want to do some REAL good, they should rent out their mansion for a few days, let them sleep in their beds, and be their personal chefs from their personal kitchen eating THEIR food. Im sure these two would rather rip out their throats then eat the food they're feeding them... and look how they're looking at them, like someone would look at an injured dog.. "awwww, poor thing. Look, im making it happy by feeding it mashed potatoes!!"

Just pissed my pants laughing at #5. Way wrong, but totally fucking hilarious!

I am so sick of seeing these two I can stand it. How they are famous I will never know. Perhaps just the face that I am taking the time to post is proof enough.

"Spencerrrrr? Like, what are you wearing to the soup kitchen photo shoot? Spence-please take that cock out of your mouth so I can understand you! So, I'm going with a simple white top, to really pop the blue of the apron thingie, and I'm wearing my darker blue contacts...the light blue are too cheerful, don't you? I mean, I want to look sad....but hot."

wow...she's gorgeous and a humanitarian...what more could i ask for in a woman?

i love you heidi.

I love how she doesn't even wear a hairnet like the other volunteers..

I swear this is the only website that posts every single one of these photo spreads. You are a sell-out, just because you feebly make fun of them doesn't stop you from tacking on 30 thumbnails.

This website used to be so funny and now I hate it, almost entirely because I spend ten minutes after I look at it trying to self-lobotomize and forget that I know these people exist.

They don't do anything. They're not even that good looking. PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT THEM. As a loyal reader who is being forced to give your site up, I beseech you.

I take me words back.

I'm still your biggest fan .

LOVE YOU.

Why the fuck can't these two fucking fucks fucking die, already? Fuck!

Jessica - comment #89, I agree with you 100%

(I'm going to give up this site if they don't stop... this site's a sell-out and it makes me mad).

why is it that NONE of you in LA have the balls to go up & say shit to these fuckers?!?!?!?!

You know what's worse than these two? This site for posting their fake pictures all the time... How much are they paying you?

Spencer loves the cock!

Now it's time to pray for him, and other deviant sinners that frequent this site.

You know who you are. God has a furnace waiting for you.

Amen

Hey bitch! if you keep campaigning for McInsane you're going to end up in the feed line! heifer

Hey bitch! if you keep campaigning for McInsane you're going to end up in the feed line! heifer

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!

Do you post this shit just to piss people off? IT FUCKING WORKS!

I used to fucking LOVE Ewoks. Now I can't stand the bastards.

Randal! That was quite the turn of phrase! You are making me hot.

Im willing to pay the person who do this blog 1 grand to never post an article about these 2 douche bags again.

WHY aren't they using hair nets???!!!
Shouldn't they be using hair nets???!
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Come on Fish. Stop with these two already. No one needs to see this shit.

We are the ones in the pictures and you're the ones looking at the pics and reading our online journals. Learn and know your roles. Thank you very much.

We will now have some private time for our prayers. See you in awhile, fans.

I hate these 2 vile disgusting pathetic pigs, but their publicist is a genius. Not sure who it is, but he/she can get these 2 in every online magazine and blog constantly.

Fish. Please. Stop.

Had I been in that soup kitchen, and just happened to have snuck up behind them, a homeless man may have been served a helping of mashed potatoes with the imprint of Spencer Pratt's cabbage patch face suffocating in said helping of potatoes. Oh my, what have I just typed?

That's some jaw she's got there.

WHY THE FUCK DONT THEY HAVE TO WEAR HAIRNETS

Just fuckin stop posting about these two! we don't really give a fuck about them!!!

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I'd lick a blister on his ass!

CAN YOU PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT THESE GUYS!! THEYRE BORING AND IT DRIVES ME CRAZY. I MEAN, CONTINUALLY POSTING ABOUT PARIS WAS BETTER... PLEASE ANYTHING. ENTIRE STORIES ABOUT YOUR PENIS WOULD BE PREFFERABLE!!!!

Have any of you ever volunteered to help the homeless? I haven't and even though I get a really creepy feeling from these two, I am humbled.

Is it Christmas already?

Dang, somebody needs to give these idiots a calendar.

#114
I only come here to hear about his penis.

#5

My pussy smells like a bunch of beautiful flowers.

We here in Europe have never heard of these people, but they are always on this website- are they really that well known in the States?

Let's fuck some horsefaced whooores!

#118 Yeah, and having a house close to Russia means Sarah has foreign policy experience. You were delusional about that, too. I suggest vinegar and water for your little problem, sweetheart, and you know damn well John wants you call it your "cunt" because that's the only thing that gets him hot.

they are suppose to be wearing hair nets......... jesus christ people. who lets them into these type of places...?

My pussy smells like pizza.

I didn't know randal is a homeless person.

check out this site
http://listverse.com/crime/7-terrible-abuses-suffered-by-women-around-the-world/

I don't know who these people are because i don't watch cable, but i read about them all the time on this site. The Europeans have a point.

Maybe if we as a nation decided to get rid of those "slow kids playing" signs around neighborhoods, apartments and especially trailerparks then we wouldn't have as many grown-up douches like these two.

I also say get rid making traffic slow down around school zones and all that shit. Make playgrounds unsafe, use concrete around the playground like when I was a kid. Make the playgrounds out of surplus steel from past wars. They had all this shit when I was kid and only the dumbfucks got hurt.

Darwin had a name for the kids who got hurt, Natural Selection. These two wouldn't last a moment on a huge steel swing set on concrete, even today.

someone please kill them

Ho Ho Ho. I love Spencer & Heidi. Ho ho ho.

Say hello to the whitest people in the world, A.K.A. Hitler Youth!!