Heather Locklear arrested for DUI

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actually, if you look past the "i just got hit in the freakin head with a iron frying pan" expression- she looks like of good for her age.

actually, if you look past the "i just got hit in the freakin head with a iron frying pan" expression- she looks kind of good for her age.

5th?? :O

I'd still hit that.

Who gives a crap about the DUI...

She STILL looks that good wasted and with no makeup?

HOLY F, I would break one off in her... isn't she like 50? Def. deal with Ol Mr. Splitfoot.

she's morphing into Nick Nolte...

She has from a smoking hot fuck to a batshit fuck. Nevertheless, still a great fuck. Except with a batshit fuck, you don't spend the night or hand around for breakfast.

A wasted Heather Locklear is actually a dream come true....

I would hit that but for real......

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Shit....I would have a drink too if I once dated Tom Cruise and Scott Baio...

Stupid white sheeple watching talmud-vision look exactly like that. Idiots.

My god women are pretty with those tearfilled eyes!
Could fill a whole wall in my apartment with pictures of crying females.
Not because I´m a sadistic bitch, tough.
They are truly angelic and so beautiful.

yeah considering this is a mugshot of a wasted 47 year old woman, I'd say she is smokin hot!

You guys talking about hitting it...go right ahead, with an open hand.

She was a bitch and a smelly one at that. I could never emphasize to her enough that she had to wash inside her vagina daily.

It just flat out stank. Like a pygmies pheromones on acid.

She drank so much it fermented her innards.

Ill bet Paul Newmans ass today doesnt stink as bad. Unless you use some of that shitty dressing he sold and donated .0000000001 % to charity.

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$5 says this whole thing gets kicked....

WOW.... Like who cares? Paul Newman passed away. No one gives a fuck about this useless talentless bitch who's husband left her for a chunky whore... To hell with all of Hollywood. These people get away with alot of shit regular people would be locked up for. Paris Hilton gets away with DUI and driving with no license. Lindsay Lohan, look at all that shit she did before, no jail time whatsoever. Shia LePoof 360 degree his car and nothing. Nick Hogan, practically kills his passenger and he's getting out in 2 months or so. Now if this was any other "regular" person, I can guarantee they'll be in jail for 5 years the least. Stupid fuckers... I hate em all

"suspicion of driving under the influence of a controlled substance": this one had me laughing out loud. what the hell of an accusation is this? that does not mean a thing. american crime system looks like as if it is based on pure moralism.

"She's screwed more musicians than Napster"

her hair looks just as fried as richie samboras. i didn't think that was even possible. the 80s really did a number on these whores.

#20? yeah that was actually said about Pamela Anderson on her Comedy Central Roast. But whatevs, I guess.

I'm expected to have diner now!!
APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION?

Jesus, you guys are especially vicious this morning. The bitch is mid 40-something years old, give her a break. She looks like she's 35.

That was my facial reaction when Andy Reid called a handoff to Buckhalter on 4th down last night in Chicago.

KU KA KU KA KA KU!!! I DO COCAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why the fuck do so many celebrities think they're entitled to drive like fucking retards, not even SLIGHTLY drunk, but fuckd out of their minds, endangering so many people? make an example outta this bitch like they did paris hilton. this shit is fucked

God, look at her! She's had so much plastic surgery I doubt she can even move her face! Aw, that explains her expression in the mugshot. :) Looks like her eyes, nose, lips, cheeks, chin, and forehead had work done. And a facelift as well. She looks for stretched out than Burt Reynolds!

Her eyes look retarded, like wide and propped that way permanently with toothpicks--disgusting and repulsive. And, oh my god, look at those horrific lips! Is she the joker now, or what?! The wall of time has hit this woman hard! So sad for her. :(

That's exactly the expression a chick has when she's totally wasted and it dawns on her that she just went ass to mouth.

Looks like she needs some facial cream

Is this what happens to hot chicks when they hit the wall and realize nobody ever liked them for their mind?

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All I wanna know is...why the heck does it look like Heather is sporting some sideburns in that picture??? Seriously, wtf?

Now pay attention kids, here's what Heather Locklear's exact "moment of clarity" looks like right... NOW!

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Her pupils look like two cell phones.

I hope she can get the help she needs. Obviously it's more than rehab. She still looks DAMN good.

I'll bet her poop smells good.

Id like to feel it.

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I eat my neighbor's with a knife and fork

Someone needs to notify her hair stylist that the 90's are over. Gawd, that hair is so blelached and fried out.

Everybody goes to the zoo from time to time....When you're famous, the public goes with you.

Hey, Mommie, how can you tell if someone is fu*ked up out of their loopy-loop mind?
Well, Dearie, you look at their eyes.
Their eyes??
Yes, Dearie, their eyes. You see their eyes will be like two big, black saucers full of nothing. It's called pupil dilation, dear.
Oh!! Like Heather Locklear when she got nailed?
No, dear, not like that. She's been nailed so many times she doesn't even react anymore. She's numb. It's like when they took her mug shot after she was arrested for driving while stoned out of her fu*king mind.
Oh, THAT time! Now I understand.
Good, Dearie. Now, go back to grinding up the kittens...

Run!!! She has Bender eyes! Robot Satan is surely coming!

oh please, that's her driver's license picture i.d.

so their kid has two wastoid parents who get hammered behind the wheel and need rehab

Yeah I heard about this that she was straight wiggin out.

Starcasm.net has a strand of Heather's hair! Oooooooo - what will the lab tests show?

We miss you Heather! How in the world didn't you get a roll on Desperate Housewives? Maybe the CW will reprise Melrose like they did 90210. That network seems to understand that America owes a great deal of gratitude to the uber-bitches of bad television!

She got treated for anxiety earlier this year, I would bet anything it was benzo related like Xanax or Klonopin.

At least she didn't have Jocelyn Wildenstein face in her mugshot.

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this is how the arrest went:

p=police
h=heather

p= m'am you know why i pulled you over??
h=nop, why tell me why??
p=m'am you surved back and forth out of the free way
h=i can explain, see what had happen was i was trying to balance my beer and drive while screaming at my ex for leaving me for that stuiid bitch denise richardson,,, that lesbian hiv whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p=m'am sep out of the vechicle please
h= fuck you pig... i am heather the super blonde bitch!!!
p= that's it i am taking you in!!!
h=noooooooo, what will the media say, omg my makeup totally ruined..... i have a hair comercial,,, if i don't tell woman to color their hair blonde like me, than who will tell them.... tell me who!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p=that's it i am taking you
h=nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

p=alright guys i got mrs. locklear here for her mug shot!
p=alright you drunk ass smile
h=okay i am going, but please make me look like brittney spears, i not that innocent... i will half smile... cheeks!
p=alright you drunk ass blonde in the jail cell
h= okay but call richie he'll come for me..........
p= no phone calls for drunks
h=nnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

and that is what really happend!

The picture makes me want to go and hug her, give her love, get her out of the hole she's in, and live with her happily ever after. She is desperate for affection and care. I'd be more than happy to do that. Plus, she is smoking hot despite what everyone says.

Think of how many people do the same everyday, have had much worse lives, and don't have their picture made public in celebrity gossip sites. What makes any of the rest any better.

just as it is, go fuck your dick

i still thinks she looks pretty in that picture!

i still think she looks pretty in that picture!