Sep 3 2008Christina Ricci in a bikini

Christina Ricci hit the beach yesterday with her boyfriend Kick Gurry. Kick? Note to self: Change name to "Chop Samson." Purchase water-bed, five barrels of Cool Whip, cape. Prepare for all the sex with Christina Ricci. End note.

Addendum: Keep an eye out for The Geekologie Writer a.k.a. "Donkey-Punch Gusterson."

Photos: INFdaily.com

RELATED STORIES

Previous Articles

Reader Comments

I would so fuck her

Never Been First. Beatle Juice!!!

Wow her body looks great..am i first?

I think she looks pretty good here. She's pint-sized, but for once she's not TOO skinny.

Someone should tell Hayden Pantewhatever that this is how to pull off being a cute midget.

And who spells Beetlejuice like that? Sheesh.

I hate chest tattoos, girls especially. I like tattoos in general but for the love of everything holy not the chest.. LEAVE THE BOOBS ALONE!!! What do you guys think?

I'd hit that six ways to Sunday.

Christina, you look great! I can just hear the sound of ocean waves crashing up against you as you coo that playful sound of yours. How the sun glistens on your perfect, radiant skin is a marvel that only Olav of Olay can try to capture in a bottle but never produce.

It's great to see you happy and still in love. Hope to see more of you soon!

Randal

AMAZING! Minus the Face

http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=9bd3945ad132b8b3314d5e76cb276991

I feel bad for Julia.

i bet she fucks like an angry garden gnome.

I think she's adorable - trashy-ass tattoos and all.

HOT AS FUCK.....................#8 DOES BUTT PIRATE MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?

two words: Paper Bag

She's look pretty good, but she should've never gotten a breast reduction or the boob tattoo. sure she's not flat now, but she had some awesome cans a few years ago, and boob tattoos are just not cool... arms, legs, hip, back whatever... anywhere but the boobs (or face).

But overall she's looking good, healthy and very bangable

# 10... I dont...she cheated

me likey. veddy much.

All I can say is she has an awesome threshold for pain with all the tats!!! Cutie that she is...that's some serious time with the needle in some really tender areas!!!

ill have to say shes a butter face! but id teach that body a lesson!

@11 - that is becasue she is an angry garden gnome. A hot one, but a gnome all the same. I would let her give me a spanking for being a naught boy.

She is so freakin cute.

Midget wiffa oversized forehead

http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=9bd3945ad132b8b3314d5e76cb276991

I can already see pussy

congratulations! you've won a wal-mart gift ca…arrrrrghhh really? for the love of god someone take that ad off and set it on fire

p.s. oh yes I would totally have sex with christina ricci and probably enjoy it a lot

I would rather do her than pamela anderson any day. Short chicks are kind of hot. I wonder if she enjoys anal?

Randal, I always look forward to what you have to say. Jack, much like a womans vagina, has never been here before and has no idea what he is talking about. Please, all caps?

Boob tat = trashy
Thigh tat (if that is what that is) = trashy

too bad she had them reduced but def doable for a "fun sized" girl

http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=605baf7cbd468c2dc9165e8320475861

Watch Prozac nation.

Fish, can't you come up with another title besides "SO-IN-SO in a bikini"?? It's getting fucking annoying.

This is as hot as she's ever looked. She looks great.

ricci in a bikini= gimme gimme

# 26: The actual link is http://www.handelsblatt.com/unternehmen/mittelstand_aktuell/authentisch-innovativ-nachhaltig;1389129

ups, my bad, i meant
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=9bd3945ad132b8b3314d5e76cb276991

only 5 more clicks and we can see video

BARAK U R A TOOL BAG.....THATS THE BEST NAME YOU COULD COME UP WITH
OH SORRY ALL CAPS AGAIN
barak u r a tool bag.....thats the best name you could come up with

Only 1 left to gooooo!

http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=9bd3945ad132b8b3314d5e76cb276991

Can see all the pics...but not the video...can you?

http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=9d23911b332d74fd212ceee3da954e9d

Nique- shut the hell up already~ nobody gives a fuck that you were cheated on. In fact, it's getting apparent as to why she did!!!

Read my book: Audacity Of Deception & Hypocrisy


http://www.audacityofhypocrisy.com/2008/08/30/sarah-palin-vs-barack-obama/

yeah, the boob tats (tit tats? are we allowed to say "tits" in 2008, or do women take offence) are a terrible idea. Just imagine what those are gonna look like when she's fifty. And if she breast feeds her kids will they be somehow brain damaged from it?

I really don't get when women go for tattoos, other than on places like ankles or shoulders. Don't they stop to think, "Hmmm, that might seem a cool idea now, but I'll look like a fool when I'm older."?

I would hit that so hard I'd have to take a run at it

silly pants I am in fact a girl and she did not cheat on me. I was just sent that link and want to see those pics and video.

I will now shut up coz I had enough clicks ;)
Have a nice day!

Damn nice body. Her face is nothing to write home about but even so she's hot minus the nasty tats. What a way to ruin such a great body. I'll never understand why women get tattoos period. I've never seen a woman with tattoos that wouldn't look better without them. I can live with the small lower back/ankle/etc tats...but would still prefer they weren't there.

When will people realize tattoos don't make you edgy, unique, or creative? I don't care where you put them or what you get they don't make you special and nobody gives a flying fuck. They're a dime-a-dozen and they just make people look trashy. Tattoos are pretty much a sign of lower intelligence. There's an inverse relationship between level of intelligence and tattoos. Obviously there are exceptions (idiots without tattoos and halfway intelligent people with them) but graph it out and you'll see that it's an accurate statement.

I cringe everytime I hear some dumb hot skank say, "I WANNA GET A TATTOO BUT I DUNNO WHAT I WANT!!!!!?" or, "I REALLY WANNA GET ANOTHER TATTOO WHAT SHOULD I GET?!?!" - guess what: YOU'RE WORTHLESS AND NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!

I'm sorry you were raised under power lines as a kid or that you feel like you need to adjust your image in a worthless attempt to boost your self-esteem or set yourself apart because you think it'll make you "unique" but in the end you're just an idiot with a tattoo. Congratulations - you went out and did something billions of people have already done before you in an attempt to be unique and add meaning to your life and in reality all you did was make yourself slightly more trashy and worthless than you were before.

Fat chicks can get as many tattoos as they want - I'd never give them a second look anyway. I know fat chicks love tattoos because they think it distracts people from looking at their rolls of fat. Believe me - it doesn't. You're still fat and disgusting and everyone knows it. You're not fooling anybody.

Man...Ricci's tattoos are especially trashy and really ruin it for me. Huge turn-off.

#6. agreed! I don't really like tatoos and I'm a chick, but I think that most can agree at least not the chest, never mess with ther boobies and her tats really suck IMO that back tatoo is WAY to large for her small frame.

Randal you are funny ,but such a fake because if Randal was your true identity you would know that it's oil of olay.

She looks pretty damn good to me. I wouldn't even have to think twice about that. The tats don't really bother me at all, either. I kind like em, in fact.

she's so sexy

Anybody that actually LIKES those tattoos has a serious fucking problem. There's nothing wrong with saying you'd hit it (I guess I probably would too...although it would be difficult to look past those tats) but to say you actually like her tattoos? COME ON! Nobody could actually prefer a girl had those tattoos. They are fucking DISGUSTING!

I'm sick of hot chicks fucking up their bodies by getting tattoos. What a WASTE! There's already fewer and fewer thin girls out there...especially hot thin girls...why deplete the quantity of quality even more? I don't give a shit if anyone else gets them - ruin your bodies all you want. Fat chicks - tattoo your faces. But for fucks sake there should be a law against hot chicks getting tattoos.

Another perfect candidate for me to drink her douche water.

I would love to slurp it up drop by drop.

Would be 1000% better if she had the piggy nose like she did in Penelope.

@11 you are probably right! lol

#41. You speak the truth which means you will likely have a lot of angry repsonses. I think most guys prefer no tatoos. I mean I'm not judging couples where both the guy and girl are into body art or whatever I mean if they both love that then fine but the whole gettting a tatoo trend that every other girl copies is so fucking lame. All the mediocre chicks in my school got one and all the really pretty girls didn't, coincidence,? NO. Tatoos are what mediocre chicks get to feel sexy just like whiny bitch women who demand a diamond ring, "no naive women diamonds aren't forever, diamonds are for ugly girls who want to feel pretty and waste all their fiance's/husbands money on a magic beans rip off."

I don't have any tatoos or pierced ears and I can tell you that my husband loves it, also being the same size as I was in highschool with an 18BMI doesn't suck either. My hubby doesn't have tatoos either and I prefer it though I would love him either way if it made him happy, but as personal preference I don't like them and neither does he.

Angelina and Meagan Fox are prime examples of ruining beauty with tats, but angelina being an annoying baby whore ruins the beauty too. I can tell you that when a chick is naked the tats look really gross an dweird, especially in the dark and if you wear contacts they look like giant bruises or birthmarks, NOT HOT.

Anyways skanks, instead of worrying about what tatoo to get, get a hot skimpy piece of lingerie, learn a new sex move, ask your man to show you how he likes it, learn to cook a delicious meal and serve it nude or just work on that ass cuz you all know 99.9% of you could stand to loose some of it.

Okay let the angry girl parade begin.

She looks like a stumpy-legged child - better than before though.

what happened to her tits? she used to have big boobs

I'll bed a slut with a tat but certainly would not marry one. Same goes for a smoker. Though I have found that most smoking chics give great head. Remember dads, if your daughter smokes, she's given head.

She lost weight and toned up (ie she lost a lot of body fat) cuz she used to be chunky and since boobs are fat, bye bye boobies.
See image of boob loss process.

#51. Ugh smoking is friggin' vile and it will make a woman age like a dried up hooker. Cigs are nasty but since chick puff on them all day I suppose they muct get used to having something in their mouth still kissing the ashtray mouth and smelling menthol on your dong is nast, plenty of non smokers no how to suck the salami anyway, no need to trash it up with a smoker at least not marriage wise.

She looks awesome. No straight guy would turn her down. I like her face. I love her.

northeast tramp stamp - check
stubby new yorker legs - check
big forehead of inbred brooklynite - check

fat chicks suck is a flaming cock sucking homo. Only bitches are that fucking picky.

I absolutely love pic #6. Her position, her shape, her legs, her cute butt. And you don't get to see that horrendous chest tat

#48: Words cannot even express what a fuckstick you are!

#58...and words cannot even describe how fat and ugly you are. Anyone who takes the comments here seriously and lets their size 48 underwear get all bunched up their lardass is a pathetic weak child.

Oh girly, you wish I wore a size 48, then you could feel justified in your lame-ass comment towards me. I just threw my 2-cents in after reading your friggin novel of a post. Apparently, YOU are the offended one.
HaHaHa....thanks for the laugh though!

Think of this helmet on Ricci's (pre-reduction) bod. If tailored for proportion, sweet Jesus she'd be the belle of Wasilla, AK.

http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=253b99fb458ef141840d5f2947931533

I think she's one of the best actresses out there. She certainly is unique looking, but I think she's beautiful and sexy in her own way. And her body is really toned and tight looking now; she looks great! It is kind of a pity though about the breast reduction and the tit tat; blech. She had amazing naturally big breasts before. And I like tats within reason, I have one myself. But a tit tat is a big no-no. Just screams bar whore. But coming from a a heterosexual woman, I would still have to say if I was a lesbo she would be in my top ten.

#9...I bet she went for a guy with better furniture.

Why is everyone freaking out about her tattoos? Most ppl get tattoos that have personal meaning and sentiment for themselves and themselves alone, as I'm sure Christina has done.
Anywaaaaaaaaaaaaay, I think she is beautiful and unique-looking! Her body is one I aspire to.

Also, her boobs are smaller b/c she had them surgically reduced a few years ago.

Also, her boobs are smaller b/c she had them surgically reduced a few years ago.

Also, her boobs are smaller b/c she had them surgically reduced a few years ago.

#64: Why would somebody get a tattoo on their lower back or their tit because it had deep personal meaning and sentiment? I think it's pretty fucking sad if you have to get a tattoo on your tit to add meaning to your life.

Stupid skanks always get tattoos that they think are deep and meaningful - it's fucking pathetic. You aren't deep, artistic, and/or creative - I promise. You're just another skank with a tattoo.

why do the majority of people perfer cookie cutter type bitches... can't anyone see the real perfection in imperfection? plain beautiful bitches bore me.... yawn.

I dont have a tattoo - and would not consider getting one, however it occurs to me that I wouldn't appreciate anyone else having an opinion about my decision... I dont understand why its worthy of comment frankly. It in no way indicates anything about her ethics or morals.

BTW Fat Chicks Suck and Girly - if you are going to pretend to have multiple personalities can you at least throw in some variety... or better yet, cultivate a personality

Her forehead is too big but then again, I could use it for facial practice.

Didn't she used to be pretty fat? Kudos if she dropped the weight.

Her face is still pretty round. Or maybe it's just that forehead, the one that could double as an ice-climbing wall.

I miss her boobs.

She used to look great and curvy now she is just meh.

#70: Yeah...because it's impossible for 2 different people to find tattoos on a chick's tit unattractive, right?

I can have an opinion about anything I want - especially people's stupid decisions. The world is filled with idiots and I have an opinion about everyone I meet whether it's good or bad. I judge people's decisions all the time - everybody does. I think this tattoo trend has gotten out of hand and I'm sick of women thinking they are special or unique because they got a tattoo. I think it's fucking stupid and looks like shit. You don't have to agree with me but I know a ton of people that do. I go to the beach and see more girls with tattoos than I do without. It doesn't mean they're all unnattractive by any means - there's plenty of them I would fuck and there's several I have fucked...but it definitely makes them less ideal to most men looking for anything more than a romp in the hay.

If you need a tattoo to feel special then you are pathetic. If you think it makes you more attractive the vast majority of people would disagree with you. Do you really think a tattoo is going to fill a void in your life or define you? Do you really think it will give you identity and character? ANYBODY can get a tattoo...and it's not going to give your life meaning or improve the quality of your life. It doesn't make you hip, unique, or sexy. You're just another skank with a tattoo - it's that simple.

#73: Yeah...she was so much more attractive when she was pudgy. She got a breast reduction and toned up her body and is healthy and looks 10 times better. She would have looked fine without the breast reduction...but I'm not complaining.

If you like average-looking chubby girls you are in luck - there are a lot more of them out there and they're a lot easier to get.

Tattoos.......Ok I have 9. NONE of them have meaning. I was young and high and damnit, they sounded like a good idea at the time! That's just the kind of gal I was.
I just disagree that all women get them for special purposes. (haha, just thought of The Jerk) Anyways, mine aren't all crazy and shit, but now I feel awkward cuz like I said, they aren't meaningful. Were they supposed to be?

#76: After a few years I think just about every girl is either indifferent or regrets getting their tattoos. No they don't have to have meaning - that's just a stupid way for girls to justify getting them. "My friend Craig died so I got a tattoo of a lizard on my ass because he liked lizards" is no more respectable than a butterfly on their lower back or the stupid Chinese lettering crap. Is there really a deep meaning in the barbed wire armband tattoo that millions of girls have? Most Chinese lettering tattoos I've seen don't even say what the person thinks it does - it was pulled out of a book that did a rough translation. How about a star or some stupid symbol on your shoulder blade? Yeah - deep meaning in that one. I'm sure you turn around to look at it in the mirror everyday and it gives your life meaning.

These skanks aren't fooling anybody (well...I guess maybe some people...but not me) - they wanted a tattoo to feel special and/or get attention and they dream up some bullshit that makes it "meaningful."

when did she become hot?

I think it would be fun to nail her while singing the Speed Racer theme song!

didn't she used to have some jugs?

What season of "Survivor" is that dude from?

#55, that is funny!!

Is she a "little person?"

I hope she applies sunscreen to that forehead.

p.s. I LOVE KIDS!!!

This masturbator is thankful for her bulimic years!

Her body looks okay, I guess.
She's still a funny looking girl.

wow "Fat Chicks Suck" you REALLY stereotype girls with tattoos huh? i have a cross on my lower back and it IS meaningful (I'm a Christian) and I DON'T regret it. oh, and i'm intelligent and thin. but you're entitled to your opinion i guess =)

Nah, he's just pissed that he doesn't get laid. Anyone that will type a fucking book over how much he hates tattoos must a) be an ugly whore disguised as an "intelligent" man because he can type a lot or b) spent way too many nights trying to bang college girls at the local pub.

With that said: Tattoo or no tattoo, that girl is damned fine. She could be pink with green hair and she'd still be damned fine. I've seen physics majors working on their phd with hot tattoos, and all I have to say is that some sexy shit.

"Fat Chicks Suck" is most likely a fat chick that is trying to start shit.

to all of you guys -don't even bother in copy-pasting the num. of comment-
are entitled to have your own opinion about body art but it is just plain rude to generalize. oh wait, I forget this IS the superficial and you will just about judge anything that moves. But still I also have the right to say what I think.

I like tattoos. I find them frigging hot in girls and boys.

I have tattoos and I happen to like them, A LOT.

oh and I also have a serious boyfriend to whom I am getting married soon and no, tattoos don't make me a ''slut''

thanks god not everyone in the world thinks like you, it would be a shitty place full of judgmental people who believe ''fat chicks should get tattoos but pretty skinny ones not'' and stupid remarks like that.

Those aren't tattoos, those are big purple herpes sores.

she looks good. i'm indifferent about tattoo's...

I'm not sure if I like her, but my hard-on really does.

Where'd all the boobs go?

I'm sure EUROPEAN BEACHES aren't much fun to th average american sun-seeker.
Although there are indeed plenty of FITNESS-CENTERS around!!

She's not an incredible sex partner. She's a fun sex partner. Not intimidating. Open, free, no hangups and boatloads of fun.

I miss her.

She has a pretty nice body, but those trailer trash tats and that hideous face/head are enough to make me toss my cookies. Back to the Cuntzliker bikini post.

#86 (txangel): So how does getting a cross on your lower back make you a better Christian? Also - I never said thin girls never get tattoos. Half of the thin girls I see have tattoos. It doesn't always make them ugly but it downgrades them on several levels. I do think your intelligence may be debatable, though. Obviously I don't know you so I cannot say for certain...but having a cross on your lower back because you're Christian is definitely a bad start. Lets be honest here: you wanted a tattoo...millions of skanks get the lower back tattoos so you decided to jump in with that crowd...and you justified it by picking out a cross because you're Christian and that makes it special.

Everytime I see her, I get a really strong urge to want to poke her in the ass, then jizz all over her face. And the things is, I know that she would love me for it, too. Because she is just that type of hot, sexy, naughty, and liberal kind of girl. Me likey.

Really cute and way better than before, but the cankles have to go.

Her "move or bleed" tattoo looks like it's starting to fade.

Only thing that would make her better is letting her hair return to its natural color or at least let it darken up a little...also great things come in small packages.

Hobbits are HOT! Who knew?

"#41. You speak the truth which means you will likely have a lot of angry repsonses. I think most guys prefer no tatoos. I mean I'm not judging couples where both the guy and girl are into body art or whatever I mean if they both love that then fine but the whole gettting a tatoo trend that every other girl copies is so fucking lame. All the mediocre chicks in my school got one and all the really pretty girls didn't, coincidence,? NO. Tatoos are what mediocre chicks get to feel sexy just like whiny bitch women who demand a diamond ring, "no naive women diamonds aren't forever, diamonds are for ugly girls who want to feel pretty and waste all their fiance's/husbands money on a magic beans rip off."

I don't have any tatoos or pierced ears and I can tell you that my husband loves it, also being the same size as I was in highschool with an 18BMI doesn't suck either. My hubby doesn't have tatoos either and I prefer it though I would love him either way if it made him happy, but as personal preference I don't like them and neither does he."

Really- just STFU. First off, no one gives a fuck if your BMI is at 18%- which I seriously doubt anyways... secondly, 18%BMI aint that great. So, when your husband tells you he likes it, and pseudo drools over you, just keep in mind, its a crock of shit.... who the fuck are you to come down on women who get tats, and say that they arent attractive or sexy? You're the fucking authority? Again, STFU. Just because you dont find it appealing doesnt mean that is gospel. Its one thing when women come on here and give their opinions but for some asinine reason you're trying to imply its fact, not opinion.

Whats fact is, youve got to be awfully insecure to come on here insulting other women and then making it a point to list your BMI...which, if I had to guess, I'd say you have some form of numeric dyslexia, and its probably closer to 81, rather than 18. Maybe you should get a few tats to draw attention away from that butterface and fat fucking ass.

Fat Chicks Suck: If you're being satirical, well done. If not...wow, you're an utter waste.

Here's to hopin'!

i'm so jealous christina was able to drop all her chubby weight! I wish I had the money and willpower to do the same.

if you guys click the below link or my id, i'm gonna share those

http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=27136a3d06d8ee5d9655fe503a82acaf

I've got 3 more pix so far, if you guys wanna see it, email me.
kingwangjang@ymail.com

Shit, I really wanna see all those pix.

Sexy...sexy...sexy.... gotta love Christina Ricci. Thanks for sharing and check out our site for more ricci galleries! http://grimpuppy.com - Grimpuppy

they both need anal bleaching and to stop sodomizing each other with jamie lynn spears after birth.
Tom Cruise was seen giving Brad Roberts oral in rikshaw

Christina Ricci is my favorite actress, of all time. And she is also hot!

If they breed this kid is ALL forehead.

Ok haters: we get that you have negative opinions on Ricci's tats. But why attack other people? These are comments about her pics,not everone EXCEPT her! And what's up with all this personal vendetta against fat chicks,skinny chicks,and tatted-up chicks? There are plenty of fat,gross-looking men out there,and some cracked-out manorexic ones who's bodies are inked practically head to toe..but all I've read on these comments are about some fat chick(whether she be actually fat or not) who's angry at the skinny chick,who hates fat chicks,AND tats..... Double-standard much??

yeah i really don't see what the big deal is about girls with tattoos. just a bunch of ridiculous ass men who don't get laid, right? what's with the double standard? and why are you so concerned with other people's decisions?

maybe next time you see a girl with a tattoo (or anything you don't agree with, for that matter), you should stop and think:

"hmm... maybe this girl DOESN'T CARE if i want to do her"

because, more likely than not, you aren't her type, anyway.

i want to see too...
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=0f0993ac5681acca4a06fccd379280b0
revenge...

Ever since seeing Black Snake Moan, I just can't get enough of her.

I didn't know she was dating Borat...lol.

Post a Comment

Please keep your comments relevant to the post. Inappropriate or promotional comments may be removed. Email addresses are required to confirm comments but will never be displayed. To create a link, simply type the URL (including http://) or email address. You can put up to 3 URLs in your comments.