Sep 2 2008Christina Aguilera is cleavagey
Christina Aguilera took her breasts out for a walk today while visiting in New York City. Last night she cleverly used infant son Max Liron to ward off paparazzi. I feel sorry for the kid but not because he's a human shield. The little tyke must sit around all day staring at his parents, thinking "How the hell do I even exist? These two? Intercourse? Ha! I'm adopted. Oh, shit, she's trying to suffocate me with her chest balloons again. For the last time I'm lactose intoler- help! Oxygen low... Brain cells fading... NASCAR suddenly more interesting...."
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1. britney's ham sammich - September 2, 2008 4:55 PM
FUGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
2. rough daddy - September 2, 2008 4:55 PM
Fugly dudes get all the hot chicks! shes so annoying with that baby...
3. sissy - September 2, 2008 4:55 PM
she looks like an insect with those shades
4. John McCain - September 2, 2008 4:55 PM
Oh lordy lordy this one's go even bigger bazooms!
NEW VICE PRESIDENT!!!
Whoops, I just crapped my pants again...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5. ritzy - September 2, 2008 4:56 PM
jevus lmao. those are fkn hugee
aww her child is so cutee :)
6. Bigheadmike - September 2, 2008 4:56 PM
My likey to licky.... All over...
7. MeLikee - September 2, 2008 4:59 PM
Wow. Perfect to play slip-n-slide with a pearl necklace as the prize!
8. bigSTEAMYone - September 2, 2008 5:00 PM
oh man , i need some cookies to go with all dat milk .
9. rough daddy - September 2, 2008 5:00 PM
yeah superfish id like to know the motive behind her bangang that jordan barffman!
10. havoc - September 2, 2008 5:01 PM
Nice tits.
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11. Ted Mosby - September 2, 2008 5:02 PM
I wonder if Christina heeded the peditrician's warning: A glass of silicone a day and there will be hell to pay.
12. cyelsm - September 2, 2008 5:02 PM
you men are so jealous. maybe if you got off the net sometimes you could hook a beauty...... then again maybe not.
13. JM - September 2, 2008 5:03 PM
She's slowly turning into bizarro Elvira.
14. Racer X - September 2, 2008 5:03 PM
She looks like she's done a Brazzers scene.
/I'd it it
15. Learn To Sell Porn - September 2, 2008 5:03 PM
Great funbags!
16. CaptainMorgan - September 2, 2008 5:06 PM
Anyone seen her WITHOUT makeup? Holy shit, it's disgusting! Ruined her forever! WOULD NOT WANT TO WAKE UP TO THAT!!!
17. Ted from LA - September 2, 2008 5:10 PM
If she had big red shoes on she'd be the perfect clown.
18. Solaera - September 2, 2008 5:17 PM
Ugh. I am so over ridiculously huge fake tits.
19. Sarah Palin - September 2, 2008 5:19 PM
Christina needs to wake up, drop that baby off with his dad, and return to 100% commitment to her career above all else.
20. Sexy Halloween Costumes - September 2, 2008 5:22 PM
Christina is "cleavagy" thanks to the help of breast implants...weeeee
21. Deacon Jones - September 2, 2008 5:23 PM
NICE!!
FISH,
there's a photo making the rounds of Palin dressed in a short leather skirt, open blouse, holding a glass of wine, with 6'' pumps on. It looks legit, see if you can find it.
The McCain campaign must be shitting their pants right now
22. Miss Kitty - September 2, 2008 5:29 PM
Orange face.... white body?!?!?!?
23. One-hand Rand - September 2, 2008 5:30 PM
#21 - I've seen it. Very obvious photoshop. People need to be much more patient. I'm sure we'll see swimsuit stuff soon enough.
24. X - September 2, 2008 5:31 PM
the pics with her hold her son with the TONED down makeup is such an improvement, but the first pics of her alone in that skankey dress doesn't suit her.
WHY does she wear so much makeup anyways? What is she hiding? You would think with the money she has should would invest makeup lessons or something. I've seen no name losers who were on a budget wear their makeup so much better than her.
She would get so much more respect if she didn't wear so much actually like in the older days when she was bubbly.
25. FRIST!!! - September 2, 2008 5:32 PM
Jebus, the chick behind her in the purply shirt can't even look at her, she's going to walk into a potted plant or fall into a manhole if she doesn't open her eyes soon.
Though they both look like they've fallen in a few before..
26. Urbanspaceman - September 2, 2008 5:58 PM
She looks like something that Tex Avery might have created but she didn't buy those chest ballons to keep them hidden. I can smell the burnt rubber all the way over here.
27. Yea - blah blah - September 2, 2008 5:59 PM
what a great mom she will be...........and a bright and shining example to young tramps everywhere
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=605baf7cbd468c2dc9165e8320475861
28. HankTheDwarf - September 2, 2008 6:10 PM
I think I see some blue veins. Gross.
Hey girls, veiny tits = barf.
29. the real deal - September 2, 2008 6:14 PM
what i would do to those titties
30. britney's weave - September 2, 2008 6:43 PM
ew ew EW look at her leg in pic four!!! and how did tara reid get into pic five?
31. Jess - September 2, 2008 7:09 PM
I LOVE Christina....she seems to be such a good mom, and really down to earth...but she is also smoking hot!!!
32. Both_candidates_suck - September 2, 2008 7:18 PM
She looks gorgeous in the bottom pictures, with less makeup and lack of cleavage on display...she is so pretty, I don't understand why she insists on looking like a tranny 99% of the time, like in the top pictures.
But she has already weaned off of that ridiculous red lipstick, so maybe her new role as a mom can inspire some more beauty changes!
33. ldsqtbea - September 2, 2008 7:22 PM
whats wrong with her legs .. and why do girls insist on parting their hair straight down the middle ... ewww
34. witchbitch - September 2, 2008 7:29 PM
that's right SUPERFISH, NASCAR is for retards.
35. THE REAL BARELY - September 2, 2008 7:42 PM
Personally speaking I hope she breast feeds until the kid hits college...
36. LL - September 2, 2008 8:24 PM
She looks like the anti-Elvira. Not necessarily a compliment. The giant hooters are compelling, though. I'm a chick and almost can't look away. Almost.
37. Teknicl - September 2, 2008 8:31 PM
OMG!!! Christina is a goddess. She is definitely the type of women you start a family with because she obviously loves skin deep and not by appearance judging by her mans strange looks.
38. venomhed - September 2, 2008 9:17 PM
God she is hot! What a rippin' body for a MILF!
Too bad she likes ugly Jews. Wait, that's a bit redundant, there is no such thing as a good looking jew or black guy.
39. dreamns - September 2, 2008 9:21 PM
She is so hot . Seems I still saw her on the celebrities-club LovingRich..com......last week.
40. Brandi - September 2, 2008 9:39 PM
She looks so pretty in the last two pictures, how rare to see her without full makeup on. I've been a Christina fan for almost ten years and those last two pics remind me of her look when she released her first album :)
41. jesus christ - September 2, 2008 10:08 PM
I'd like her better if her implants weren't so hard-looking! Meh.
42. dany - September 2, 2008 10:55 PM
What is with the hair color she looks so cheap I guess she needs something to distract from that little rat face she has.
43. JM - September 2, 2008 11:08 PM
#36, please refer to #13.
44. LL - September 2, 2008 11:22 PM
RE 43. JM - September 2, 2008 11:08 PM
#36, please refer to #13.
Eh, great minds and all that. Mine's funnier. IMO.
45. Bob White - September 2, 2008 11:27 PM
Great body but whats up with the overdone make-up, fried hair and godawful red lips? She looks hard and mean.
As for as the face is concerned she is an equal with her husband....they both resemble rats.
46. Narcissist - September 3, 2008 12:58 AM
I like the minidress on Christina better than those fugly stretch pants she was wearing, and even that sack in the lower pics, but she still has wardrobe problems. Seems likeshe always has.
Her friend back there just needs pants, tablecloth, anything that will cover those legs.
47. x x x - September 3, 2008 3:02 AM
poor kid looks like his dad...
48. tc - September 3, 2008 3:19 AM
She knows she looks like a prostitute, right ?
49. Sexx - September 3, 2008 3:45 AM
I loved it when Christina sexualized her baby boy's circumcision on the Ryan Seacrest show and talked about having penis-shaped balloons at her son's circumcision. (If you don't believe that something this sick could actually exist in pop culture, look it up.) It made me look at my own penis scarline and imagine her licking around it and talking about how glad she is that I have a big clipped dick just like her little boy. I imagine her sucking my big circumcised mushroom cockhead and talking about her clit getting hard as she watched her baby boy getting strapped down and getting his dick clipped without anesthetic. Christina obviously thinks this is very hot, and I definitely agree with her.
50. joey budumeos_cakca - September 3, 2008 4:11 AM
SHE IS F-IN HOT!!!! GOREGOUS...I WANNA TITTY FUCK HER. I HEART U CHRISTINA
51. lollero - September 3, 2008 5:05 AM
well, you guys are just jealous because THAT kid gets his HANDS and MOUTH on those puppies EVERY DAY.
none of you EVER will.
goes specially to you mr superpissalla.
52. gross - September 3, 2008 9:07 AM
she looks disgusting, like a witch with that big nose and stringy hair.
her legs are hideous.
53. - September 3, 2008 9:32 AM
that baby is ugly
54. Nique - September 3, 2008 10:05 AM
Cheap and gross
55. Nique - September 3, 2008 10:07 AM
Btw : http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=9bd3945ad132b8b3314d5e76cb276991
56. gerard Vandenberg - September 3, 2008 10:21 AM
I'm curious: HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHICH HOME FOR THE ELDERLY SHOULD ACCEPT HER LIKE THIS?
..........there are special "homes" for ex-prostitutes?
57. Neil - September 3, 2008 10:56 AM
She looks like a whore I picked up on Sunset Blvd.
58. Wendy - September 3, 2008 11:02 AM
She dresses like a celebrity with no talent, like a cheap whore, and she has a nice voice. It is too bad she just does not get it.
59. Randal - September 3, 2008 11:24 AM
As always Christina, you come out on top, like a cherry on ice cream and no doubt, you go down just as smooth.
The red of your lips clash well with the green of your dress, accenting other parts of your deadly form.
Congratulations on the growing family and hope to see you on stage ... singing of course ... soon.
Randal
60. Prof - September 3, 2008 11:28 AM
OKAY now this is my kinda MILF! No offense to the post menopause crowd or the men that love them.
61. sick - September 3, 2008 11:35 AM
57- what else did you pick up.
who thinks this rat face with white hair and deformed legs looks good? She looks like she crawled out of a crack den. her kid looks evil.
62. Beach Bunny - September 3, 2008 12:03 PM
hahahaha the baby looks like Rodney Dangerfield!!!
Her husband is a dark featured jew with dark eyes & hair & even though she has blond hair and blue eyes-> she is still HALF hispanic.
How the hell does this kid not have anything like the father? He doesn't even have his the BONE STRUCTURE.
I think this SLUT cheated! You can clearly tell.
63. Tha Gahbawr - September 3, 2008 1:17 PM
Not the boobs; the legs.
She's got the most unorthodox legs in the universe (not classically shapely, a bit bowed...) but I'd still wrap'em things around my neck without a second thought.
64. cookiepuss - September 4, 2008 8:43 AM
she looks classy as always