Sep 9 2008Christina Aguilera at VMAs: How did I miss these?!

shes not making music, shes just running around in slutty outfits being a cocktease!

I like her makeup this time.
I'm surprised...........but the rest of the time she looks like an 80's clown

Brook Hogan??

I'll tell you how you missed them: Because you were repulsed by the hideous face and not-so-hot body attached to those boobs. Please do us a favor and don't grace us with any more pictures of this, frankly, unappealing skank.

Daddy like.

god she is trying to look like some sort of martian superhero these days...from the planet BOOBula.

Isn't that Brooke Hogan? Hulk Hogan?

Or maybe they're all interchangeable!!!!

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Linda Hogan?

You are all gay. I would hit that so hard, whoever pulled me out would be the king of England.

Morticia meets Cirque du Soleil?
Mom-boobs are HAWT!

she looks kinda fat. 9 you must be a goth.

they aren't as big anymore. look at pic #3. The top is padded and alil too large..
She looks like a drag queen
Number 9 is Eddie Murphy.

doh! i dont care what all you haters say.. that not might not be a conventional look, but deeeyam, it give me some dirty ideas.

Elvira has white hair now

God, she is hot. I'd definately tap that.

Halloween is a comin'!!!! Or as Christina would say "oooooooooooooohhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Taaaaarriiiiiiiiyiyiyck oooooooooooooooooor Taaaareeeeeee -eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah" (trick or treat)

Mix between Linda Hogan and Donatella Versace.

DSLs

thats weird. her boobs look smaller and she looks fatter. no more milk?

she looks like a sneaky tranny.

WHY HASN'T ANYONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HER BANGS!!!!!!!!????

THEY ARE AWFUL! THEY MAKE HER LOOK OLD AND UGLY.

BTW YES NICE RACK...HOWEVER I'M INCREDIBLY OVER THEM ALREADY, SHE'S HAD THOSE FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW, OLD NEWS PEOPLE!!!!

what the hell is that

15- you're into that weird magic game stuff aren't you>?

Why don't we see pics of her at the beach in her bikini?
Prob cause she would look like a bow legged goblin and scare everyone away!

'sneaky tranny'

lmao

Gross.

they aren't very big in the more forward shots. they have gotten smaller. and she is a freak i am over this witch looking ugly

did nobody else watch her singing onstage and gasp at the horror of her awful camel-toe-y stretchy pants that made her hips look friggin ginormous...maybe the boobs were too mesmerizing

She looks terrrrrrrrrrrible. Like a younger, less haggard (but barely) Donatella Verace.

Nina -
I saw, her hips looked fat and she lip synced. She didn't even dance that much, she just squatted low twice.

@ 21

The reason why we never see beach bikini shots of her is because that requires.....
how shall I say this -> it requires her to NOT wear her makeup. She is so high maintenance! Its starting to get fucking annoying. I understand if you love makeup and all, but fucking every moment we see her????
All she has to do is show off her nasty titties WITHOUT makeup and guys won't even look at her fugly face. Shes so dumb- she needs to listen to me.

she looks like the bad octopus lady from the little mermaid

she got that brooke hogan/forbidden raccoon look

Holy shit. Every....single......negative........ comment on here is written by a jealous women.

Shut the fuck up and accept the fact that men are attracted to blond skanks with big tits and lots of makeup.

Fucking hell, you're THAT fat housewife that glares at her husband when they show the cheerleaders during a football game.

I love Christina Aguilera. Beautiful,face,body, and voice. the first thing I thought when looking at these was "thats Linda Hogan"? She should have kept longer bangs. But she is still amazingly beautiful.

Deacon,

Your taste seems in need of improvement. And you shouldn't speak of your wife that way. It isn't her fault she's repulsed by your 3 incher.

31 = one of those men that confuses drag queens with women.
I'll take my hot little beach bunnies, you take your rat faced drag queen.

Yeah man. It totally reminds me when I was in South Beach and I was getting it on with these two chicks. yeah, it was fucking amazing.

They crammed a huge dildo up my ass until I cried. Then I grabbed their dicks and jerked them off.

I'm so fucking hot just thinking about that again.

I love the Superficial, and most of all Fish himself!

halloween already? :(

every fat girl i know loves Christina. Maybe I'd hit it if I knew it was disease free, but like someone above said, I couldn't take that creature to the beach, and I wouldn't wanna be seen in public with it either.

# 36 wins!!!! hahahaha!!

Wow~ I dont know what size Mae West was in her hey day, but Christina looks like she is Mae West's size or by passing her. Christina is growing! Maybe that is why she isnt smiling?

Lately her pics have made her look beautiful (I never thought so before), but this look was bad all over. Dress, makeup, hair - all awful.

She looks like shit. She's had her moments of looking hot, but now she looks like a reject from the Hogan family.

Christina,

Brooke Hogan just called. She wants her look back.

Love,
Your Fans.

Seriously, I thought she was Brooke hogan when I was "NOT" watching the VMAs. But then I remember Brooke is like 7 ft tall and needs to adjust her jock strap before getting into a dress like this..

Just why, exactly, is there such uproar about the fact that Christina lip-synced? She doesn't really need to prove that she can sing - she's done that shit time and time again. It's good to see her taking a go at choreography... she didn't do too badly considering the fact that she's just had a baby. As for the Britney comparisons... Just a while ago, Britney was being slaughtered by the media for her (lack of) mothering skills, but now that she's picked up three VMAs, she's being treated like fucking Jesus? Get real! Christina is one of the few people who can actually be called artists - reinvention is part of her artistry, and Britney's music hasn't been much other than breathy vocals of late.

What's on her left arm near the inside of her elbow?

They be shrinkin down to just the silicone parts...too bad.

From a distance she looks like Donatella Versace.

She would look so much better if she would let some of her natural self show. She is an attractive woman and doesn't need to put on makeup with a trowel, overdo the tan and make her hair look like something from Malibu Barbie.

And the dramatic eye makeup makes her look squinty.

@35

I rub one out on you.

CA looks hawt...pic number 9 is amazing. If you stare at it long enough you can see heaven...TITTTAYYSS

@35
Wow, you must feel really stupid now.

Also picture number 3 is sexy...but I have question...

What is that plastic looking shit on her chest(bottom left boobie)?

48- roseanne barr also has big ones.

@51

So does your mom. Yep, it's true...I am your father.

@ 29: Yessssss! Ursula, wasn't it??

But she also kinda looks like a black spider-woman

That dress is ridiculous

At first glance I thought: Anna Nicole is back from the dead??? But then I really looked and, alas, its just that ugly, skanky looking Christina. She is one of the tackiest looking young celebs out there and her look completly ages her. She might not be that bad looking if she eased up on the makeup, covered the disgusting fake boobs, and got better hair and clothes. But I will say that the girl can belt out a tune...she's got some lungs on her, hehe.

I think she looks great !
At least she doesn't have a computerised voice

She looks so awful with bleach blonde hair. She used to be so pretty with her natural dark brown color. Why do celebrities think that fake, dried out looking hair is attractive?

56- she actually did during her "performance"

shes got talent, but my fucking gawd, this woman if a fucking HUSSY CLOWN, she is laughable at the best of times.

Eh, she was cute like 8 years ago, but something terrible has happened to her..

And I don't care for her music at all, but that's just my personal preference, and also...I'M FUCKING BORED!!! CHANGE THE POST!!!!!

She looks like Elvira and the two brothers from Nelson had a three-way.
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For you young folks, Google that shit.

It's almost painfully obvious that she had implants, got pregnant, and lost the pregger boobs, leaving her dry tits behind.

#58
But she's awesome live =O

Oh, and her implants are still there.

Look...posts 1 thru 61 are all "wee todd dead" she is hot...bottom line...get a life.
except for 9...gr8t post...you can be my wing man.

She looks like that lady they call "The Cat Woman." You know, the one with too much plastic surgery. Yuck!

actually her "nice titts" are looking kind of wonky. Milk must have dried up leaving the implant to drop even lower. They look a little lopsided too. I think her boobs are gross and everything else on her too. That outdated bleached out hair and my gosh, she has the hips to birth an elephant! There is no reason she couldnt have a baby naturally with those huge hips.

Wait! Wait! Where's my eraser? NO! The good one that rubs without tearing the paper!

All of you Losers! I drew a picture of Deacon at South Beach and he's GIANT MANBOOBS.

Take a close look at her face. It's starting to look like sandpaper. Too much late night boozing, smoking, and drugs will destroy the skin. I bet if you peel off that make-up she would look like a 40 year old.

If she is trying to look repulsive, she is doing a great job. She used to be cute before the implants and layers of make up

SMOKIN'!

@65
Agreed

@68
Are you my new fag stalker of the week? What country are you from? You make no fucking sense whatsoever in either of your posts.

To the women critizing her, I dare you to post a link with you pic.

FUMUS = ROUGH DADDY......
BUSTED!

If you hadn't said it was Christina I would have thought it was Brooke Hogan! She looks way trampier (trannyer) than usual.

@16

Thats one of the funniest comments Ive ever read on here...so true!!!!!!

I linked my name to the video from the VMAs of her doing " Aint no other man" and being all "yeyeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa wooooo ohhhhhhhhh weeeeoooooooooooooo" HAHA!

Again, couldn't take this clownish goth tranny anywhere. She is a freak.
72 and 65, stop playing dungeons and dragons and get some sun or check out the divas at your local rainbow lounge on drag night, you'll be in heaven if you think that circus shit looks good.

C'mpn "all man"...don't a hater...your just mad because the last titties you saw was your momma's. I get more caboos than the union pacific.

C'mpn "all man"...don't be a hater...your just mad because the last titties you saw was your momma's. I get more caboos than the union pacific.

The milk's gone bad, bitches!

she looks like a transvestite dressed up as linda hogan.

#16 lol

@76

The day I take advice from someone that calls himself "All Man" is the day I die

She looks like Donatella Versace or however you spell her ugly ass name I ain't goolging it. Anyway so her boobs are huge and filled with silicone she's so fucking ugly her face suckss balls and she looks like a total whore. BTW silicone feels like rock and in the cold they feel lie frigging ice cubes it's just weird and nasty because you become so aware that they just have some sacks shoved in their chest and they dont feel soft and natural they feel like fucking plastic and no one can respect a girl stupid enough to do that to herself no mater what it looks like.

Some people like the beauty of Anne Hathaway (who has big REAL ones) or Emmy Rossum and would never consider hitting gutter transvestite whore trash like this fugly skank. Her legs are also hideous BTW nobby and bow legged and short so for those who like legs it ain't good. Her nose is huge she looks as dumb as Jessica Simpson (okay no one is that dumb) she's just fucking worthless. There is a reason she married an ugly troll and it's that no goodlooking man would ever mnarry her, they might screww her from behing in the dark or cover everything but her boobs and throw her some pity sex but marry her? Fuck no. Men want to marry an angel who can look sexy and elegant and beautiful not like a las vegas hooker. She's trash, she spam and some men like a fine steak and won't settle for less.

#47. Right on the Donatella but she actually is not good looking without makeup sadly she is even uglier and that hideous nose is actually a nose job, it was fat when she was young now it's just pointy and witch like. I will NEVER believe this qwhore was born a woman.

#9. I disagree completely, but that is fucking hilarious!!!! Though with someone this trashy they would not have to pull hard to get you out, fucking an ugly whore like this would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway so you'd probably just fall out even if you have the biggest wang on the planet. Also being that she is such trash if anything YOU'd be the king of a trailer park not england since you would need no asistance removing yourself from her, but her boobs would are as hard as a rock and as oddly shaped as one so in the way it is like the sword and the stone(s).

Wow! Everyone at youtube is going on about how Christina ripped off this look and performance from Lady Gaga I agree.

Even the guys in the background don't care, the security guy looks bored as shit and the other dudes (you can actually see two guys) are looking at someone ele likely a way hotter less tranvestitish looking chick.

Yikes! I thought that was Brooke Hogan at first. Christina -- this look isn't working for you.

I've never seen anything more beautiful......these pics brought tears to my eyes.

I think the superficial guy needs to get his penis checked if missed these yesterday.

Holy shit! THat's the hottest she's looked in a looooong time!

#57 Christina is a natural blonde. Not white blonde of course, but her hair's not naturally dark at all.

You guys are crazy, I think she looks fuckin fierce! Except her boobs are getting a little saggy, this is why breast feeding is a bad idea. But seriously, FIERCE!

You guys are crazy, I think she looks fuckin fierce! Except her boobs are getting a little saggy, this is why breast feeding is a bad idea. But seriously, FIERCE!

She looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Sperm

When i saw this last night, i didnt know who it was. It sounded like Christia, but looked like Ashley Simpson... anyway, she doesnt look bad, and im sorry that everyone cant be as perfect as all you dumb ass girls, and boys, sorry... people arent perfect take a look down at the beer belly you got goin on. Real people are not perfect. and i feel sorry for those of you who think so. get over yourselves and go do something productive w/ your lives instead of bashing a celebrity. damn

Fat cunty white chicks take note. THIS is what men want!

CA is fucking hot and sexy as hell. too bad she likes ugly jew boys.

When i saw this last night, i didnt know who it was. It sounded like Christia, but looked like Ashley Simpson... anyway, she doesnt look bad, and im sorry that everyone cant be as perfect as all you dumb ass girls, and boys, sorry... people arent perfect take a look down at the beer belly you got goin on. Real people are not perfect. and i feel sorry for those of you who think so. get over yourselves and go do something productive w/ your lives instead of bashing a celebrity. damn

When i saw this last night, i didnt know who it was. It sounded like Christia, but looked like Ashley Simpson... anyway, she doesnt look bad, and im sorry that everyone cant be as perfect as all you dumb ass girls, and boys, sorry... people arent perfect take a look down at the beer belly you got goin on. Real people are not perfect. and i feel sorry for those of you who think so. get over yourselves and go do something productive w/ your lives instead of bashing a celebrity. damn

There is not a single guy on this thread that would turn down a romp with this woman. If you say you would, than you are a goddamn fag.

PIG!!!!!!!

Haha I agree with #99.

I wouldn't last 30 seconds with those fun bags.

Motorboat!!!!!

this freak belongs in a circus, if you wanna fuck this rat faced transexual your a fag or a piece of common trash

lol have you people actually seen Brooke Hogan? She's a fricken steroid-monster compared to Christina.

wow, some queens are really defensive of their own kind.
i guess it takes all kinds.
shes no victoria secret model or miss hawaiin tropic!
shes a short chubby rat face with fucked up legs and drag face paint!

I'd like to hit that, but I'm afraid I'm not ugly enough.

Brooke Hogan is looking scaaary

Christina Aguilera- a naturally gorgeous woman who for some reason insists on looking like a clown whore. In this picture, she looks far older than her years- bleached blonde hair, elvira makeup, flabby body. She looks like a 40 year old barfly. I can't even imagine what she'll look like in twenty years.

mary mother of jesus why is that women married to a troll.
i want to play with her titties like a crazy man.

uh, thats not Christina Aguilera. It cant be.

damn! she's forreal a mexican! that scar she's got right below her shoulder is the brand we all mexicans get after having a certain injection.

it's some kind of reaction we all have to the medicine. either that or our med care is just that shitty.

update: ok, so i just fact checked, and yeah she's not mexican, not even half a 1/4. i should probably retract my statement here, but i won't. too much effort.

Wow, using eyeliner like that really makes you look like a transexual. Don't do it girls.

Well, enjoy her womanly curves while they last. I'm sure she'll starve herself back down to Hollywood Wire Hanger standard in only a few more months.

Sad. Hollywood should look lilke this more often.

A blond Jessica Rabbit.
mmmm.

I love the fake boobs on this chick.

Her transformation into generic porn queen is complete.

BACK TO THE 80'S AGAIN?
..................PRETTY DULL CRIS!!

I didn't even realize this was her till I read the title...when i saw her on the VMAs I didn't know who it was....what has she done to her face?

HER BOOB JOB WAS POORLY DONE ITS NOT PROPORTIONED TO HER BODY. I DON;T KNOW CHRISTINA ALWAYS HAS A TRASHY LOOK SHE COULD NEVER STYLE HERSELF RIGHT SHE HAD A VOICE BUT SHE KILLS IT WITH HER LOOK. SHE SHOULD JUST BE MORE LIKE LEONA LEWIS JUST SIMPLE AND NOT CRAZY LOOKING CAUSE SHE WOULD SELL MORE RECORDS. TO ME SHE ALWAYS SEEMS INSECURE. CHRISTINA YOU DON;T HAVE TO BE MARILYN MONROW LIKE UR LAST ALBUM OR WEARING CHAPS OR WEARING THIS CRAP JUST BE YOURSELF AND YOU WILL SELL RECORDA AGAIN.

Can we say URSELA? Sorry, but no. Just no to that outfit and hair.

I only have a few things to say.

I don't like how she applied her makeup. She looks like a cat around the eyes.

2nd: People, be kind. She had a baby only a few months ago. She hasn't dropped all of the baby weight. Cut her some slack.

3rd: I LOVE HER BOOBS.

"Holy shit. Every....single......negative........ comment on here is written by a jealous women",,,

How do you know by the names that they're all female, genius?

christina is one of the least attractive and unsexiest women i've ever seen in my life. how on earth could she always outrank britney spears on all the sexiest women lists lately is beyond me. britney is an angel sent to earth and truly the sexiest most beautiful woman in the world, right up there with scarlett johansson and angelina jolie. christina is just a jealous wannabe always looking to beat britney. i can't stand christina. and i'm not a jealous woman...i am a 100% heterosexual straight guy who knows hot women when he sees one. britney is the hottest of them all.

she looks exactly like brooke hogan!!!
EWWW

I think Christina's gorgeous

But she should have SHOT her stylist for this one.. Bad hair, bad eyemakeup and SHOCKING dress...

She looks WAY better with red lip stick, barrel curls and a pair of nice capris to be honest...

Oh and if you guys haven't realised 35 isn't real - there is probably a reason you hide on here to attack people. Sad, sad, sad.

Has anyone else noticed that in some pics her dress has straps and others it doesn't?

Eh?

I'm a straight guy and Christina does nothing for me except turns my stomach! Gimme More BRITNEY!!!! At least her boobies are real and authentic whereas Christina's are filled with silicone. Britney looked a million times hotter than this ugly piece-of-trash will ever look and she was even hotter than her back when Christina was hawking the "Dirrrrty" look and then the pinup look! I even read where Christina's husband was caught checking Britney out a few times when she wasn't looking and was overheard telling a friend "Britney looks SO HOT!!!"

#9 -- Nice, I actually laughed out loud. Kudos.

#126 -- Her dress always has straps--when her hair is in front, it covers them. It's not a conspiracy, take a calming breath.

#127 -- Britney's tits are as fake as Christina's, you fucking moron. It's just impossible to tell these days since she seems to be taking the same amount of care with them as she does with her hair...and skin...and kids...and outfits...or actually getting food and drink into her mouth, rather than on her clothing.

In any case, though both ladies have put down money for their endowments, it is there that the similarities cease, as it appears Christina's sporting a road map made of veins on her tacked-on dirty pillows, (which you can see on any photo where she's wearing less than 6lbs of body foundation on them), whereas Britney's just look like deflated sacks of sand hanging out somewhere around her navel, displaying a wide array of sun damage, age spots and pre-cancerous moles.
But you're right, totally hot. Who wouldn't want a piece?

Y'all ask me....I personally think both Spears and Aguilera are well over their "hot" stage and are playing it up for all it's worth but it ain't going over to well cuz they were both hot when they were teenagers but now they just middle-aged heffers in their 20s trying to keep up their sex kitten act so they can sell records and gain publicity.
But sadly for them they are both past their prime and both look like a couple of bulging hags.
Scarlet Johanson, Megan Fox and Jessica Alba are all the rage these days.

Britney and Christina are both really hot and sexy...only, personally, I think Christina has a slight edge over Britney in the beauty department. To me, Britney was always more cute than drop-dead-gorgeous. But I think they are both really talented, sexy young women and I hope they can both get along one day.

www.come-and-hear.com/editor/br-smc/index.html

jews suck the penis of little boys. Pictures and info.

It happens 4,000 times in Jew York (aka New York). See article in Slate magazine by Christopher Hitchens:

www.slate.com/id/2125225

"Let's by all means hear from Rabbi David Niederman of the United Jewish Organization in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, who emerged from his meeting with Bloomberg to inform us that: "The Orthodox Jewish community will continue the practice that has been practiced for over 5,000 years. We do not change. And we will not change"

"Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer, the 57-year-old man who ministered to the three boys in question, is currently under a court order that forbids him from doing it again—pending an investigation by the health department. What "investigation?" If another man of that age were found to be slicing the foreskins of little boys and then sucking their penises and their blood, he would be in jail—one hopes—so fast that his feet wouldn't touch the ground"

The Journal Pediatrics talks about how it's spreading disease, AIDS, etc.

http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/cgi/content/full/114/2/e259?maxtoshow=&HITS=10&hits=10&RESULTFORMAT=1&author1=Tendler&andorexacttitle=and&andorexacttitleabs=and&andorexactfulltext=and&searchid=1125326602651_6102&stored_search=&FIRSTINDEX=%20

Jewish Task Force says black people are murderers, rapists, and animals. I'm not kidding. Their website, see for yourself:
http://www.jtf.org/america/america.hurricane.katrina.htm

from the site:

"The unbelievable cruelty, savagery and sadism that characterizes black criminal culture was on full display in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

This anarchy should surprise no one. Most black males in the United States have criminal records."

The website has a flag of US side by side with Israel.

I guess smelly filthy Jews think they own USA and want to turn it to Israel to except that now they want to bring their racism to target not only Arabs, Muslims, but also black people.

Welcome to USI (United States of Israel). Fucking poo-eating rats.

Christ, check those those other 12 thumbnails, this is exactly how Hilary Duff will look in 7 years.