Sep 4 2008Caroline D'Amore in a revealing outfit designed for aquatic recreation
Somehow these bikini pics of model Caroline D'Amore from a few days ago slipped completely under my radar. Of course, one has to ask themselves: Who the hell is Caroline D'Amore? After some deep soul-searching I realized she's a chick in a bikini. Now I feel spiritually enlightened enough to spend the rest of the day playing GTA in my boxers. I like to believe it's what Jesus would do if he a.) existed and b.) drank a bottle of cooking wine because he's too lazy to go to the store. Go forth, my children, and tell others what you've learned here today.
NOTE: Sweet Moses!
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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Reader Comments
1. wackingboy - September 4, 2008 4:31 PM
She's a douch, and FRIST.
2. uwish - September 4, 2008 4:32 PM
first
3. uwish - September 4, 2008 4:33 PM
first
4. Barak Obama - September 4, 2008 4:33 PM
I'd stick it in her pooper!
5. zuggy - September 4, 2008 4:34 PM
Not to shabby
6. Bill - September 4, 2008 4:36 PM
Ok, Fish has to make up for calling that leather bag "hot". Still, this isn't a celebrity news story. Even for chicks-in-bikinis, you've got to make it somebody no lower than B-list.
7. rough daddy - September 4, 2008 4:40 PM
anyone can be a model now adays? have they seen her face in pic #19?
8. jesus - September 4, 2008 4:47 PM
wtf is going on with this girls knees? they look like they belong on a large man. nice butt though.
9. bikini lover - September 4, 2008 4:48 PM
pic #3 and 19 are pretty awful. Every school has a bunch of chicks like this, tall thin, yet slightly pear shaped due to the very flat chest and a fairly pretty face but not stunning.
I do however like your ever expanding array of substitutes for the word bikini, but I never had a problem with that word in the first place, only fat girls who can't wear bikini's hate the word bikini .
10. freeside - September 4, 2008 4:49 PM
Sweet Moses indeed
11. desi - September 4, 2008 4:49 PM
she's cute and i'm glad she doesn't have fake boobs
in case all of you guys out there actually believe there are more than a few women on this planet who are both this stick thin and have breasts bigger than an A cup, which are obviously two traits the penis desires that are, together, completely unrealistic
12. sla - September 4, 2008 4:52 PM
Remember when this site used to be about actual celebrities? Let's look at the current line-up:
* Caroline D'Amore -- Caroline D'Who?
* Bristol Palin – not even close
* David Duchovny -- famous but not overly "celebrated"
* Brody Jenner's mom – not really a celebrity even when she was acting
* Katie Price – as if!
* Kim Kardashian – celebrity, maybe, but for what? Her ass?
* Britney – definitly a celeb although not as interesting now that she's not crazy
* David Spade – yeah, but who cares?
* Michelle Hunziker – who?
* Anne Hathaway – celebrity but not exactly top-tier
I am so bored...
13. pistolita - September 4, 2008 4:55 PM
this girl would be such a pear if she gained any weight!
14. Zane - September 4, 2008 4:56 PM
"in case all of you guys out there actually believe there are more than a few women on this planet who are both this stick thin and have breasts bigger than an A cup, which are obviously two traits the penis desires that are, together, completely unrealistic"
yes, yes, let's have this conversation. for the 10000000th time.
15. who be obammy daddy? - September 4, 2008 4:56 PM
Who is Caroline D' Whore? Is that be Obammy mama? Is Obammy still dreaming of his daddy who ran out on the family?
16. rough daddy - September 4, 2008 4:56 PM
I dont mind the z list celebrities,,,What I love is the community college graduates or not even that moonlighting as scholars on here...
17. britney's weave - September 4, 2008 4:58 PM
pic three is just... unfortunate.
18. Hankster - September 4, 2008 4:59 PM
She's perfect for a good raping.
19. rough daddy - September 4, 2008 5:02 PM
hahaha i didnt see pic 3,,,she needs the racoon eyes make up and shes beettle juice!!!
20. Jimbo - September 4, 2008 5:07 PM
I took a look at these photos and my two inches of manhood spang to life. Not real sure what to do with it though. I think I will try to find the cat.
21. rough daddy - September 4, 2008 5:09 PM
id still spray her with gooey ball juice ya know,,,,oops i just type like a 12 year old again...damn...
22. Randal - September 4, 2008 5:11 PM
Even Randal has nothing nice to say. :(
Randal
23. dude_on - September 4, 2008 5:12 PM
@12 - You are all over it. We should just submit photos and call the people in them models. I could go papper the next time my bottled blond neighbor runs by in spandex. She is looking good ever since her botox swelling has gone down - And she has a set of tits worth talking about.
24. Holyfuck - September 4, 2008 5:15 PM
Is this chick from Italy? I say fuck the Italians (the ones from Italy that is, not Italian Americans, per se). Not because of this chick, but just in general. Easily the most arrogant and egotistical people on Earth.
I just had to get that off my chest, sorry.
25. jared - September 4, 2008 5:34 PM
i'd like to fuck those italians too!!!!!
http://www.beerngolf.com
26. Mang - September 4, 2008 5:38 PM
Yikes, it's an attractive unknown girl - better keep her away from the Republicans or they'll go all glassy-eyed and say she should be President.
27. Rekpeod - September 4, 2008 5:41 PM
Cool New Fashion Blog
http://shopgirlclosetcravings.blogspot.com/
28. bosendorfer - September 4, 2008 5:47 PM
kiddie porn day here at thesuperficial.com?
29. tp - September 4, 2008 5:48 PM
Nobody's called her fat yet?!?!?!?
30. FRIST!!! - September 4, 2008 5:53 PM
Guess he's been reading our comments about how all of his subject lines are "So and so in a bikini" and reworded..
31. Hankster - September 4, 2008 5:53 PM
She should be grabbed off the sidewalk, stuffed in a van, taken to a garage, and made to star in a snuff film.
32. Alli - September 4, 2008 5:55 PM
What a cow. She needs to lose a few.
33. douchegroom - September 4, 2008 5:58 PM
@28 - Since when are pictures of a chick in her 20s considered kiddie porn?
34. Alli - September 4, 2008 6:00 PM
Michael Jackson would hit that.
35. start your own site then - September 4, 2008 6:03 PM
shut up# 12
36. MCcains tumor - September 4, 2008 6:35 PM
sHE IS CUTE, SKINNY BUT CUTE. I WOULD COVER HER IN MY LOVE JUICE JUST LIKE I PLAN TO DO TO SARAH AFTER THE CONVENTION IS OVER!!
37. douchegroom - September 4, 2008 6:47 PM
@34 - Ever thought about stand-up comedy?
38. Khirschy Squirts - September 4, 2008 6:50 PM
She is a cool chick!
39. dude - September 4, 2008 6:55 PM
Y'know, I'm a libido drenched male, but I really don't give a shit about this fuckin' vapid whore.
The Fish is turning into "Bikini Review Daily".
I understand the clever writer that we all love is getting memos from the top brass telling him to add tons of bikini pics, but shit, we can get better at any of the porn sites.
We come here for scathing commentary on celebrity, not bikini review, which inevitably spawns a ton of perverse comments from 8 year olds.
Get with it, Fish! Tell the top brass they're wrong.
40. gimzo23 - September 4, 2008 6:57 PM
Who is this chick?
Anyway, CPL has an EXCLUSIVE on Mischa Barton that's freakin' hilarious. Seriously...hilarous...it involves handcuffs! www.celebrityprayerlist.com
41. gimzo23 - September 4, 2008 6:58 PM
Who is this chick?
Anyway, CPL has an EXCLUSIVE on Mischa Barton that's freakin' hilarious. Seriously...hilarous...it involves handcuffs! http://www.celebrityprayerlist.com
42. will - September 4, 2008 8:15 PM
That is one hideous little twat. She has the Heidi Montag lock-jaw and everything.
43. maudina - September 4, 2008 9:01 PM
WTF? They'll need to do a lot photoshop on this one.
44. Candy - September 4, 2008 9:01 PM
I love to have her eat me out.
45. Run Baby Run! - September 4, 2008 9:02 PM
Not good, dudes, not good at all.
46. jumpstart - September 4, 2008 9:28 PM
TEAM SKINNY
47. Bristol Palin - September 4, 2008 9:33 PM
I'd bang her, then strangle the butterface!
48. someone - September 4, 2008 10:31 PM
#12 - exactly! i couldn't have said it better.
and Randal, you're adoreable.
49. Samantha - September 4, 2008 10:43 PM
Nice legs....shame about the face.
50. Rational Rick - September 4, 2008 10:46 PM
This why I love this site ...
babes everyday !! makes my day !!
love the first and the third shots !
XOXO
51. framot - September 4, 2008 11:06 PM
The third shot? No boobs, and a droopy ass.- like a pear. PASS!
52. gerard Vandenberg - September 5, 2008 12:06 AM
They're starving where she lives?
53. Da Man - September 5, 2008 1:33 AM
No idea who Caroline D'Amore is but based on these pics which show equal parts of amazing beauty and stupidity, she needs Da Man to fuck her brains out. That will clear out the confusion.
PS: Yes she needs to get banged, two times!
54. lukenstein - September 5, 2008 3:30 AM
Long time listener frsrt time caller...
Your coments are genius at best.. i cant beleive how you come up with such wordplay ....love from Australia!!
55. jizzcannon - September 5, 2008 4:05 AM
mediocre
56. Alicia - September 5, 2008 5:14 AM
At best model Caroline D'Amore is the girl next door, nothing else
57. Amber Dextrose - September 5, 2008 7:26 AM
#25 I'll go one better and say that I DID. Some of them were quite good too.
NEXT!!!!
58. sean - September 5, 2008 7:31 AM
did this girl pay this site to put her on? shes skinny and tall but not pretty, and her body isnt even good. PEAR PEAR PEAR shaped. NOT CUTE FACE. looks annoying as fuck too
59. Bob - September 5, 2008 8:20 AM
She bears a great likeness to Mia Sara (Ferris Bueller.)
60. caliwine - September 5, 2008 9:11 AM
Wow she looks so Penelope Cruz about 15 yrs ago. Another same ol' same ol'
61. Chenush - September 5, 2008 11:05 AM
so anorexic. ewwwwwwww
62. Nique - September 5, 2008 1:22 PM
PERFECTION
I am a jealous bitch
63. RXP - September 5, 2008 1:28 PM
I would sip an enema out of her ass with a straw.
64. The Clap - September 5, 2008 1:34 PM
@12 - I gotta kinda agree on 60% of your list.
@17 - LOL Thanks for pointing out. Really odd angle. She looks like a blivet.
65. clashico - September 5, 2008 1:36 PM
ella esta riquisima---sabrosisima--tiene una piel perfecta y cero grasa-------hermosisima y carismatica
66. Conscience_Found - September 5, 2008 1:47 PM
she is the embodyment of the average US female.
lean, muscular and leggy.
67. Nique - September 5, 2008 1:56 PM
# 66 Yes Sure. And Mao Tse Dung is the embodyment of the average US male.
68. pat - September 5, 2008 3:37 PM
The average US female looks a lot like Rosie O'Donnell.
69. Lucy - September 5, 2008 4:35 PM
She looks like she's got some skinny fat going on there... she's thin, but her skin is still flabby in her legs and arms.
And her face is ugly.
70. Squishy - September 5, 2008 9:57 PM
I thought I was one of the only ones playing GTA in boxers!
71. BECKS - September 6, 2008 4:25 AM
GO ITALY!
of course i live there
mwhahah
72. ummm...yeah - September 6, 2008 4:33 AM
oh please...
73. Meh - September 6, 2008 7:09 AM
Meh, nothing special. Probably why it slipped off your radar
/moving on
74. spike - September 7, 2008 6:48 AM
Gangly, dorky, geeky...whatever! Yeah, that pic #3 is unfortunate.
75. pak31 - September 8, 2008 10:31 AM
She's average looking to me. She is really thin looking at her straight on but in other pics here she seems to have really narrow shoulders chest area, then kind of wide in the hips which makes her rear look to big for her body. Not very well proportioned. If she ever gains weight, she'll look blah. Face is average too. But trust me, I am not saying I am perfect or being jealous. Just my honest opinion.
76. WTF - September 9, 2008 4:07 AM
Are you guys serious...no1 has anything nice to say cuz your all haters...1stly obviously your arent the ones on the site cuz no1 cares about you therefore your reflecting all that resentment on a 20 sumthing year old...
she's successful runs her own business's..models...and is hot..besides being a really nice genuwine person..why dnt u ppl take it down a notch and think about if it were ur daughter...friend...wife..bla bla bla on here...
and she is skinny..not fat at all..
77. @24 - September 9, 2008 10:16 AM
Is that because they are the best looking? Jealous much?
78. biatch - September 10, 2008 12:47 PM
i remember this bitch when she was paris hilton's tag-a-long worthless BFF.