Sep 15 2008Brooke Hogan keeps the bikini alive... Yay?

Brooke Hogan went for a swim in Miami yesterday with her gay roommate and Brooke Knows Best co-star Glenn Packard. Fortunately, Glenn's used to being attacked from behind, but I bet every once in a while he has to make sure he's not accidentally giving a manatee a piggyback ride: "Brooke, is that you? It feels like your chin on my shoulder --" ARF ARF! "Fuck, another sea lion. Brooke! Where are you? Oh, crap, she's beached. I better get up there before they try to harvest her blubber again. She hates that."


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mammoth!

I fucking love this site.

Gorilla bitch....
Hogan's Hoe
Fuck the fag and the Orc riding it's back

Brooke isn't looking to shabby these days. Of course, they say that if you want to know what a woman will look like when she's older, just look at her mom, and honestly, I don't know how much I'd enjoy banging a haggard piece of leather with a masculine jaw line. I mean, maybe if I was born in the south......

Amazon women.

At least I have enough fashion sense to wear the top that matches the bottoms, but to each their own..

She looks big-boned

Dude. Her Dad is 6 foot 7! She can't help it. I think she looks pretty good. At least she's not a stupid asshole like sarah palin, or maybe she is but she's not running for office. what a shitball sarah palin is.

She's the best possible outcome for a surprise drunken encounter with a transsexual.

She looks big something!!

Looks too much like her dad, I just threw-up in my mouth.

I think a cavity search is in order here for pic # 4!

I think she looks slim. She's not anorexic looking or obese looking.

Brooke should fight Khloe Kardashian in a Sasquatch Caged Death Match.


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She seems nice enough and not nearly as spoiled and annoying as the trio of Armenian sluts. I'd suck her cock.

#11 your mom's a cavity search..

She probably doesnt read these boards but I bet that fag does. Hey fag, pass this message on to Brooke for me, Hows Nick doing?

Yeah, Rough Daddy has had a thing for the butt today..

id brown bag that shit.. for realz

Man I love having the phrase "hogan" blocked with AdBlock. That means I simply get gray squares instead of pictures of this sack of shit or any of the wastes of oxygen she calls a family. Yay AdBlock Plus.

Jimbo=creep, lurking in the background behind his monitor,,,anticipating my next comment...

Frist youre worn out, im sure youve heard that line quite frequently...

#20 your mom's lurking in the background behind your monitor with chloroform on a rag..

oh shutup, you know you'd fuck her

frist you are more vile than a scat act!

@21 you are a closet case virgin. I am sure you have heard that more than once.

jimbo? werent you selling your ass on the streets over the weekend? with frist in tow?

and youre a dude

to all the shit talkers - go play in traffic, you're not so tough without your keyboard. i'd love to see some of the people who call brooke ugly, fat or anything negative.

@27 No, that was your mom and dad. Your mom gave me a BJ or $5 bucks.

Jimbo&Frist =glutton for punishment!

Rough daddy takes it in the ass

Look at the apehangers on her!!

I like the guy. i need his number! he is HOOOOOT!!!!
I hope she doesn't mind.

does anyone know how much she can bench?

two words: paper bag

in less important news, rough daddy's only a virgin with chicks.

Why are there two rough daddies? Or do you have split personality disorder?

Jimbo, let's find Veggie, it's happy hour..

Hell Yeah. I am going to Wild Wings tonight to watch the game!!!!

#33
i am with you! he is hot!

I think she looks good.... I'd LOOOVE 2 c how fat'n ugly all u assholes r!

I think she looks good.... I'd LOOOVE 2 c how fat'n ugly all u assholes r!

i really like to see what all u people look like in person because i bet my life on it that u guys all need a life supply of paper bags or sittin on your fat ass esting your potato chips lookin at this site!!!

she looks soooo good....................... and shed never give any of you fags the time of day

That chick looks like a shit I took this morning. Damn you Taco Bell.

She's looking big boned and steroidal. Two things that don't bode well for her. And all the lame-o's who are sticking up her are likely chicks who have their own "fattie" problems going on if you know what I mean. And that's weird 'cause some are calling her hot? Eh, I won't go there. Anywho, she used to look better. She used to look really good, actually, so she might get back there who knows. I'm harsh, I know, but look at my name, it's what I do.

I don't dig her. But at least she's human enough to not wear gobs and gobs of makeup at the beach like some of these bikini bimbos.

When did Hulk grow tits?
Oh crap.....that's Brooke

you stupid fat faggots are all sitting in front of your computers, dicks in hand, trying to say she's ugly and you wouldn't fuck her? i'd have to bet you'd fuck just about anything...and she's looking pretty good...those tits are great anyway.

Much better than Ghetto Bait Kardashian,or Lindsey"I Only Look Fifty" Lohan...

Binky :I don't think we get this 'Hogan' show up here in Canada. (Thank God)
Binky: Oh! Is Brooke a good guy or a bad guy? (Faking interest -WWE related)
Binky : Oh, by the way, I'm still having a few problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure. (Inside Job)

How in the hell does she get her nuts and 8 inch dick in that skimpy bottom?

Not sure Ted - probably some sort of 'inside job'.
That type of thing.

She looks like SHE - HULK !!!
ROFL !!!

XOXO

well, id post some pics of myself to shut you girls up, but i dont want you drowning in your own pussy juice

just close your eyes and dream, baby

oh man I would love to hit that that azz all night long.

Who is that dude in the bikini?

How in the hell does she get her nuts and 8 inch dick in that skimpy bottom?

lolololololol

she is a big broad but i don't see anything else wrong with her. she is a far better woman than that brit spear slut

I don't think she looks fat. Better than those twig bitches that look like 12 year old boys with balls taped to their chest. But then I don't have a penis nor do I like the vagina so maybe I just don't get it.

Again, anyone saying they would (ugh) "hit" her all night long, or think she's hot are either hard up, fat themselves, or are fat chick sitting at home stuffing twinkie down their faces and yelling "way to go, Brooke!" And #47 it is a well known fact to me that anyone who jumps in to call others a "faggot" is quite probably a faggot himself. You have to ask yourself why you are calling people faggots defending a celebrity you don't even know and who doesn't know you.

Let's admit that she looks good from behind, pic #4

She reminds me of BritBrit just before she put on the pink wig. Pretty soon Brooke will need a conserrrrrrvatorrrrrship, like after she has something like two little unwanted babies with her future K-fed type Dino-lover. I mean, she is destined, like all trailer-trash, to have that nasty, cigarette smoked filled, toxin-laden, death rattle along with the patented Pam Anderson haggard-eyes. (You too, Lilo) She's not a primo babe to start with and as ole' Britney widely illustrated, there's a thin, thin line between choice, hot, primo babes and big, thick, dumb, meaty, sweaty, hick chicks you wish you never fucked. (cough Britney, cough) It/They wear(s) the work of fancy makeup artists, ingest(s) celebrity meds and sit(s) for endless publicity shots for mags while they ust up the papzcameras. It's funny how Britney is so into conformity right now. No matter how they did it, they got control over that Giant Vadgesaurus, without a Dick.

Didn't want to post twice. Misspellings annoy the shit out of me, unless it's on purpose.

She reminds me of BritBrit just before she put on the pink wig. Pretty soon Brooke will need a conserrrrrrvatorrrrrship, like after she has something like two little unwanted babies with her future K-fed type Dino-lover. I mean, she is destined, like all trailer-trash, to have that nasty, cigarette smoked-filled, toxin-laden, death rattle along with the patented Pam Anderson haggard-eyes. (You too, Lilo) She's not a primo babe to start with and as ole' Britney widely illustrated, there's a thin, thin line between choice, hot, primo babes and big, thick, dumb, meaty, sweaty, hick chicks you wish you never fucked. (cough Britney, cough) It/They wear(s) the work of fancy makeup artists, ingest(s) celebrity meds and sit(s) for endless publicity shots for mags while they bust up papzcameras. It's funny how Britney is so into conformity right now. No matter how they did it, they got control over that Giant Vadgesaurus, without a Dick.

Dang, those titties are spectacular!!!

Glenn, I absolutely get hard just thinking about the the water all over your chiseled hot body. I want to suck you dry.

But I think her MAKE-UP enjoys some beak or something?

Man, the Hulk looks kinda hot without his handle bar tash....!

Broad, square body. Broad, square face. Sloped forehead. Yep, she is a troglodyte. Shave her head, remove the fake tits, what do you have?

It takes a lot of confidence for a guy to wear a bikini like that....

kudos....


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she's hot - huge and hot. she didn't need to get the stripper tits - but she did - and she's still hot.

you gotta come w/ your a-game to satisfy a girl that big and that strong.

Notice how she is not wearing a bikini bottom that binds around the waist. This works great so her stomach fat does not hang over the elastic.

u can't tell what a monster she really is until u have a NORMAL sized girl next to her for comparison...

my goodness, this is not a woman..no way!

THIS IS A FUCKING M-A-N!

That chick is FUGLY!!! I dont think a whole bottle of Jack would would make her look good!

You all are crazy. Yes, she's a bit meaty especially in the shoulders, but the rest of her is hot. Look at those tits. Tell me you wouldn't.

Dude, she's fucking big-boned and like almost 6 feet tall. Look at her freaking dad and mom!!!!!

Dude, she's fucking big-boned and like almost 6 feet tall. Look at her freaking dad and mom!!!!!

Her body is confusing. I can't tell if it is hot or not.

Funny how the male side is like "omg do not want" because there's no voluptuous curves. She's not even fat for goodness sake, get a hold of yourselves. She's got quite a nice body. She's got smooth skin, great breasts, her face isn't horribly twisted by cosmetics. Have you seen your hottest celebrities without makeup? Not so hot no more are they? Oh, but they have a hot body, so nevermind, the pigs out there would still go for them. To each their own, but honestly...

Pray for mimi.

I seriously must be looking at the wrong picture of a different picture than all you guys because she IS NOT FAT!! someone tell me where her fat is PLEASE!! so what is normal size than paris hilton i dont think so.

I seriously must be looking at the wrong picture or a different picture than all you guys because she IS NOT FAT!! someone tell me where her fat is PLEASE!! so what is normal size than paris hilton i dont think so.

are they her liposuction scars on her hips and thighs? nice. guess her parents paid for her boobs too.

Still has wall-butt. Like her father.

Oh, hell.....I'd hit it.

She's not fat, but definately not hot, either. She looks like a transexual!

Body is smokin' hot, but the face.... Well, thats what paper bags and light switches are for.

god, it's no wonder thirteen year old girls are starving themselves and committing suicide. you people are assholes.

you guys are fuckin nuts. shes not fat at all. and she has an awesome rack of lamb going on. id be more than happy to have a go.

however....definitely a case of the lights off.

ok first off all you sucka's better recognize just what you be talkin bout. this isnt playboy because if it was im pretty sure id see a bunni somewheres, this is not a fuckin top less contest. and for a big chick she has an amazin stomach, most fat chicas sag like a christmas pudding turned upside down not to mention the movement of jello. and i aint seen not a one picture that has those graphics so id say that shes in pretty good shape. and boys stop playing the hard up game we all know your sitting down with dick in hand getting off on the idea that brooke is lokking at you comments and hinking shee your victims get a life and get a girl. ohhhh wait mabey thats why you be postin up insults.... you maaaaaad you cant get none.

oh and by the way #53 "space captian" im pretty daamn sure if you really were that hot you WOULDNT hesitate to post up thosse so called "good" pictures of yourself. yous a lia and you know it. stop jacking off to kelly clarkson and come out the closet puto pincho. yous a bunch of fake.

YAY! She has a tramp stamp!

Are you serious? She's not the hottest girl in the world, but I'd hit that with a thunderous fury... the negative commenters must be either catty females, gay men, or allergic to vagina.

i honestly don't like brooke hogan at all, but she is definitely not fat. in fact, i think she looks great. some people are just big boned, and that's definitely her. if you compared brooke to the average person i guarantee you she would look a HELL of a lot better.

so stop hating on her. she's got great curves and a nice fit shape.

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