Sep 2 2008Britney Spears wears a bikini, suicide not my first thought (!)

Britney Spears hit up Vegas over the holiday weekend and, Jesus, she looks surprisingly awesome. I guess being deemed mentally unstable really does shed the pounds. Who knew? Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to explain to my confused penis it's not 2001 again. At ease, soldier!

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Looking pretty good, and we all know that crazy chicks are the best fucks.

Que ok with that!

Not bad...

First?

she BETTER look that good for paying out the ass for the training!!!

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damn i missed 2 earlier post! couldnt they bring pic # 12 closer!! and commentator #1 is right on the money!!!

I guess giving up your kids does wonders for the bod.

She's getting her hard body back, but her reputation is gone forever

Still has the retarded gene common to the Spear family, which somehonw reached the Palin family in Alaska.

She looks great. She did not have a lot to lose in the first place. Kim Kardaskank has 50 pounds to lose and Britt had 12 pounds to lose; big difference!

She looks amazing! But having a bajillion dollars and personal trainers can do that for you...

uh oh! she probably banged that dork in pic # 2!!! Adnan gonna be pissed!

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Everyone looks good from that far away. I am positive that Sarah Palin's retard kid looks normal from 30 feet away. But get up close and you can see the damage.

YAY 4 Britney!

WHo's the hunky guy in the serial-killer glasses waiting to do her in the butt?

can't believe it. I just found Britney on hot sexy big beauty dating club 'PlusMeet....com''. I don't think it is herself who created that account there.

she does look far better, but not quite yet...just a few more pounds then she'll have her old body back

shes doing good tho

Mmmmm-MILF’ish indeed. It must’ve taken a team of scientists, dietitians and stylists the size of NASA to get her to understand that 12 giant frappucino’s each day ain’t a drink yourself thin method, and that selecting what you’re gonna wear each day by pasting glue all over your body and running through a walk in wardrobe isn’t necessarily going to produce a good look, lol.
So, pack in the giant Frap’s and dress in the simplest clothes possible (a bikini) and you can’t go far wrong. That’s $250,000 for the advice… but includes a free bikini.
I look forward to tomorrows pictures of Britney with a bikini gusset on her face : )

she is looking might fine again.

kinda tired of the writers on this site and a bunch of you posters carrying on like Britney's body wasn't one of the hottest on the block back in her heyday and was still very good real fast after having her second kid.

those shots of when she stripped down to her underwear and went swimming - seemingly just weeks after giving birth - showed a decent body. y'all can give her endless shit for a bunch of legit reasons - but she's always been a decently built girl (Normal girl that is - she's no fashion model in that she's not 6ft tall and built like a boy - not every woman on the planet should be built like some half-starved Ukranian freak of nature).

she does look amazing! and so does that hottie standing behind her with the white shorts. let me at him...

she needs a new bikini those ED Hardy suits only cost like 250. she is loaded right?

Oooh, there is muscular Britney again! =)

Looks hittable.

Wow! She looks great!

She was my second 'family values' choice.

She is looking good :)

But I also agree with Mr.12, as a super rich celebrity it should be easy staying nice 'n thin. Next to performing the only worry on your mind is looking good.
That's not hard to do when you have pools and gyms inside your huge mansion. Or your very own chef, who cooks you up healthy foods. Crazy.
Those richers should appreciate their money some more! For shame.

She may be 'lookin' goood' but that guy in Picture #2 still needs to finish his beer before he's looking down. Just saying, right?

I love photo #2, I'd break her like a shotgun and tap the first floor then move up to the second floor and give her some ATM

OMG! A flat tummy?! No obvious cellulite (from this range)!?

Could it be? Will the wonderful days return, when a Britney Spears video came on and I could just MUTE the sound and enjoy the smokin' hot Brit Brit gyrate?
So what if she worked hard and spent massive amounts of money to get her body back? Hard work is how you have a hot body, and, say what you will, Britney's always been hot - until the K-Fed fiasco.

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I'd hit that hard.

Reminds me of a stripper who was lucky enough to get "The Ed" a few months ago. Rockin' bod, sugar sweet lips...and you could hear those synapses misfiring as she tried to figure out the hotel room remote.

Meth teeth, too, but gotta say "Little Ed" didn't mind how those felt.


ok, she's working on herself, let's hope she can bounce her career back.
she's had enough, it would be cool to see her come back from the bottomless pit

yay for weight loss!

She looks pretty good here-- http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=be0e2a869586ffbdc0b3661e13140dc5

If I were that guy in photo #2, I'd be on all fours licking her soles shiny clean. Brit has already admitted it excites her!

She's almost there ALMOST.

#31 - you NEVER go ass to mouth.

@39...If I were that guy in pic #2...I'd have my cock shoved so far up her ass it would be peeking out of her mouth!

The dude in the white shorts is very hot ... but he's showing absolutely no basket at all. Maybe he has a mangina.

Who is that hot guy? He looks hot but it looks like he has a teeny weeny dick. Which is not really hot.

Anyway, congrats to Britney. She looks bangable again

#10 - I guess Obama's mother was retarded too, huh? She was pregnant at 17 and gave birth at 18.

He looks like a microencephalic.

The Obammy Messiah Cult is wetting their panties in fear.

you know you're on the up-slope when the dude a foot behind your bent over poon isn't a chubby arab

the "guy" in the white shorts is Pink. Dah.


Looking at her body may not produce suicidal thoughts anymore, but she is still so trailer trash it does inspire me to get tested for all possible STDs.

Man I'd love to donkey punch her

twice

Meh, she's ok. Her face is definitely not fresh anymore, she has crazy Zoloft pupils, icky skin, thick ankles, the only thing she has going for her is she's no longer chubby, has a decent butt and a flat stomach, but overall grade is and will remain a C+.

britney look good doggie lick that ass o.k. shot time !!!!!!!!!!!

She looks good. I wish I could hit it.

I just found this hot baby on LovingRich...com. Seems she needs rich daddy.

still fat. but we all know she is a wonderful mother and a fine example for girls everywhere. it's easy to lose weight when you can afford the best drugs.

I continue to wonder if she'll ever possess the capacity to say something relevant? Can you imagine something intelligent coming out of her chalupa hole? me either.... psycho chicks can be hot... but Brit drags along a plethora of public baggage that really douses the idea of looking at her as an object of affection (or infection, whichever the case may be).

I no longer see her as a train wreck as it is happening, but rather the aftermath of said train wreck as it smolders in distorted ruin. But then again she hasn't flashed me in person, or whispered into my ear with an English accent so I could be completely wrong.

@24- only???
@10- roflmao!

So, I reckon now that she's back in shape and going to put out an album all this shit she's pulled will be long forgotten. Not that I don't believe in forgiveness, but she is going to make more MILLIONS from enablers that don't care what this life is doing for her boys. I say we boycott anything she does until she gets custody of her children, meaning she would really have to get her shit in order, and not just her outsides.

DAMN, BRITNEY, DAMN!

Yeah baby!! Photoshop!!!!

keep starvin 'n sweatin gurl-yer not thar yet.

I'd wager the Sudetenland she smells like a corpse, inside and out.

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Please.. you should see me in a bikini.. this is pathetic... crap. you guys are simple to please... aye carumba. JENNA

Please.. you should see me in a bikini.. this is pathetic... crap. you guys are simple to please... aye carumba. JENNA

Are any of you watching the GOP convention? I haven't seen this many white people gathered together since the last GOP convention. Fred Thompson sounded like he was about to caugh up a fuckin' owl. Now Alf's (alien life form) dad Willie is speaking. Yeah, he's a Democrat. What a bunch of shit.

So Twitney's in a bikini? Does she actually have a legitimate career now, or is she still "making news" just because she's being photographed?

One has to wonder what new PR stunts she and her press corps have up their sleeves. Maybe the dude in the white shorts is another paparazzo who's helping himself-----errrrr, Twitney.....

I'm glad Fish put Britney on top for the overnight - to remind us all that Palin is only the second-worst mother in America.

Good for her! She looks awesome :o)

She's still gross.

Brit Brit invented a time machine and went forward in time to get her grown sons and bring them back to present time to spend some quality time in Las Vegas with her. Oh wait. No she didn't. She couldn't care less about the children she had and hates them for ruining her life and good times. She's a skank of world-class proportions and is a disgrace as a mother. Yes, she lost 50 pounds real fast...she abandoned her kids. No talent, lip-syncing, STD-riddled whore.

She's lost a lot of weight. She's still a duck-footed inbred cunt moron, though.

so cute !

her body isnt the main issue, her face just got bloated and ugly since she had kids.

If she wasn't famous, and no one knew her, and she walked up to me in a bar on a Friday night, I would ride that all weekend long. I'm just saying...

be sure: HER BODY ISN'T THE PROBLEM ANY LONGER.
The brains still are folks!!

WTF?!

First LL becomes intelligent and now Britney is getting hot again?
Drinking Vitamin Water as opposed to booze or coffee?!

What next, a decent video? Sane behavior in public?
Where will it end?!

Think she took care of that ass hair situation yet? That was pretty gnarly.

she looks better than the bow legged tranny wigger rat pictured below.

her legs look like playdoh. i bet her crotch smells like an iraqi dumpster.

what hotel is this? palazzo??

She looks totally hot, and I'd totally hit it, but she still probably smells like a dirty ashtray.

ITS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED YOU IDIOT THERS IS VIDEO OF IT TOO.

ITS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED YOU IDIOT THERS IS VIDEO OF IT TOO.

She looks very healthy now. Fit and gorgerous.

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Shit, I really wanna see all those pix.

it makes me sick to know their are actual people who are that serious about what another person looks like in a bikini, HONSTLY get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LUV U BRITNEY!!!!!

DAMN. SHES HOT! :o

she looks kind of pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she looks kind of pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she dosent look really that bad.

she dosent look really that bad.

she dosent look really that bad.

she dosent look really that bad.

#89 DAMN SHE'S NOT GO FUCK YOURSELF IN YOUR HAND AGAIN.

#89 DAMN SHE'S NOT GO FUCK YOURSELF IN YOUR HAND AGAIN.

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