Sep 5 2008Britney Spears started hitting the bottle at 13, says mom's book

I sure home her mom has a good dose of guilt! It's a wonder her girls have turned out as good as they have. Good grief.

yeah!!!!

holy shit.. could she have pimped out her daughter any less than if she had her on a street corner wearing.. well, her normal clothes.

it does make for some TITillating stories though.. lol.. get it? i emphasize the T-I-T when i wrote that. thats some funny stuff.

The problem with this lynn spear is, shes not a parent shes a girl friend to Britney and that other little tramp. Tamberlake got played!!

Yeah, she sure weathered one hell of a storm alright... It's tough getting those kids to do all the work so you can skim their checks, kick back, and enjoy early retirement.

"Stick it in the camera and shake it, Britney! Momma needs a new pair of shoes!"

Sixth!

I bet Lynne has amateur video of Britney doing it.

My God! Engaging in sexual activity at 16! This is what liberal Washington and liberal Hollywood and the liberal media have done to our culture! This is why we need a strong conservative leader like Sarah "Barracuda" Palin, who many are comparing to Margaret Thatcher. If she were leading the country, teenage girls would stay in school, work hard, and abstain from sex until their education is completed and they're married and ready to start a family.

...uh...wait...hmmm...huh. Damn.

Nevermind.

Britneys mom is a scum bag. She should spend more time parenting and less time trying to cash in on her kids.

YOU'RE NEVER TO YOUNG TO LEARN, folks!!

funny comments, fish. But wait, surely this is a mistake...it's not a bikini post.

"In a tabloid world"?, Is she talking about her own book?.
She no longer can sell Britney or the other one for sex so the best she can do is sell the stories of how a 14 year old lost her virginity. Why is this woman not in jail?!.

Lynne is so screwed up that she thinks being a virgin is an accomplishment. She needs to get out of her hillbilly bubble that she is living in and get a life.

Stupid woman.

Through the Storm--A Ruthless Betrayal by the One Person a Child Should Trust.

Did Obammy daddy get a piece of the trailer park action?

How do I know my mom loves me? She dont go around and tell about my teenagelife. Well, my mom also didnt allow me to get drunk etc. at the old age of 13 and so on....... Poor Britney, no wonder shes got problems.

Am not currently - and have never been - a Brit fan. That said, this woman is repulsive. She's such a tool that, due to her "status", I bet she has a myspace page where I can leave disparaging comments. Hmmm...

i just heard that joe simpsons new book "Hide the Salami - and other fun games to play with your daughter" is coming out in paperback next week.

What a low-rent stupid bitch. Disclosing your own daughter's sexual history for a payday. I guess we don't have to wonder why Brit is such a magnanimous cluster fuck of a human being. You have to feel sorry for her to some degree... except maybe for the pink wig, the extra hair growth in the nether regions, and willingly giving away her kids. She has to own those all by herself.

Wow, she really sold her kid down the river. How very inspirational. How old does my kid have to be before its organs are primed for selling on the black market? I don't want to have to feed it for another 10 months or anything.

The next book will be about the 4 way sex with her Jamie Lynn, Britney, and the dumb redneck from the broken down trailer down the road. Hey wait that redneck is me!

Sex, Cocaine, Marijuana at 16 year old.......who didn't do that shit at 16.

This is the mother that should be getting a public shit kicking not Sarah Palin.

WTF?!?! I HATE the fact that bad parenting doesn't get child services on your ass but make you a fucking millionare. Peolpe with good, strong, honorable beliefs and ideals get the shit end of the staff. Being forced to fight their whole lives to have a comfortable life, and this bitch is a fuck tard is calling her self a mother and has basicly detroyed her children, then fucks them over even more by talking about how bad of parent she is and expect sympothy. STFU!!!!!!!!!

WTF?!?! I HATE the fact that bad parenting doesn't get child services on your ass but make you a fucking millionare. Peolpe with good, strong, honorable beliefs and ideals get the shit end of the staff. Being forced to fight their whole lives to have a comfortable life, and this bitch is a fuck tard is calling her self a mother and has basicly detroyed her children, then fucks them over even more by talking about how bad of parent she is and expect sympothy. STFU!!!!!!!!!

Let's make her Vice President!

Thats so crazy... Why would she do that? Like first she let Britney do all that crap, then she writes a book about it... That just told everyone why Britney went through so much drama for the last three years. Her mom was not thinking when she let her do all that at like 13..

LYNNE, YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR FUCKING HOLE UP, UGLY SKANK!!!
HOW IN HELL A MOTHER CAN SELL HER DAUGHTER OUT LIKE THAT JUST TO MAKE HER FUCKING BOOK SELL ? UGLY WHORE, U ARE ONE OF THE MOST MAJOR REASONS OF BRIT'S BREAKDOWN, NOTHING BUT A WHORE
FOR A MOTHER!!!! POOR BRIT IS SURROUNDED BY MONEY HUNGRY
BITCHES!

She allowed Britney to get banged by Timberlake all the while going along with the hoax that she was a virgin?

So, Britney sat down with her mother, talked about bedding Timberlake and they both agreed it was ok, and then at some point Lynne pointed to the bedroom, winked at them both and quietly mouthed "she's a virgin". Classy.

Age of consent in California is 18 and it's 17 in Louisiana.

Fish, Fish, Fish...what did you expect....really?

I mean you are dealing with pea-brain hill-billy trash with I.Q's of a fucking sparrow.

Oh sorry...sparrow's are fucking smarter with better parenting and life skills taught to their young to survive in the wild.

Lynne Spear continues to prostitute their daughter.

I find it funny that it is being published by a Christian book publisher - who is marketing the slutty aspects of the book!

All Lynn neeeds is a bitchslap, a hard one!

How did tthey not pick her for mother of the year??? Dina fucking Lohan though????

I know it's Friday, but come on...kick the geekology writer in the ass and the 2 of you get crckin!

HOW could she do this to her daughter??? What kind of mother writes a tell all book about her daughter's private secrets??? UGH, what is the world coming to.

I wonder how long they blue-balled old JT with that virgin story. I'm sure he was taking it up the exit in the meantime from his manager, but that doesn't sound like much fun.

Anyone with even a miniscule amount of compassion for what she did to her kids will not spend money on this piece of crap book.

Britney probably still would have had a career but would not have been as big of a star if not for the virginity thing. That whole "want her but can't have her/innocent puppy dog eyes/sexy schoolgirl" shtick really worked to her advantage.

why the fuck do you have to drag lawnmowers down? what did they do to you? be a man and apologize!

This sounds a lot more interesting than A MOTHER'S GIFT

Girls start sexual activity way before their teenage years. By the time their 14, they've had more pricks in them than a porcupine.

really? britney not a virgin when she fucked justin? don't go throwin' bomshells on us like that!
give me a break. the spears and the palins should join together and build a trailer park for underage teenage mothers and their boozin' redneck parents.

Bet timberlake wont want to do that duet with her now.

Did anyone think Britney Spears was normal? She's a looney toon on meds. She reminds me of Roger Rabbit without the humor.

cash whore..

Do you think this could be an indication tat other Disney stars could be lying about their virginity? Could Miley Cyrus be hittin' the bottle? Could the Jonas Brothers be engaging in annonymous men's room trysts? Would any of us actually be shocked?

@46: Leave the Jonas Brothers out of this!!!!! I ♥ JoBros!! Even if they are gay don't piss on my hot, sweaty, wedding night sex fantasies, got it?

Whoa whoa whoa! Are you trying to say she didn't lose her virginity the way it was portrayed in her movie Crossroads?!?! Holy jesus batman!

What a miserable excuse for a parent. I feel bad for Britney; it must be so awful to have a mother who would do something like that.

poon tang, then to turn into a similar mother.

As a mother, aren't you supposed to protect your child from over exposure? I cannot believe that someone who supposedly loves her kids would write a tell all book just for profit. I honestly think Britney and Jamie Lynn never had a chance if this was their role model. I have nothing but pity and contempt for this woman and i hope she gets a slap in the face for putting her family's personal life even more in the media spotlight. No wonder Britney is so messed up.

This woman is a douchebag-and I don't mean the purty "Summer's Eve" variety either. I mean the desperate Pepsi-Cola(tm)/Aspirin(tm) kind. To sell out her kid(s) like that is incredulous! Thanks heavens Brit has her dad who seems to be actually *helping*.

This-explains-a-LOT!

What a low life pieces of thing for her mom to do. Lynne is so screwed up that she does not know all of that crap is her own fault for being a pathetic mom that allowed any thing. Britney should never say any thing to her again. I know why Jamie Lynn got knocked up so young.

This bitch should be shot, how the hell does she know who britney lost her virginity to?

hahahahaha! The ghost writer is a Craker!!! hahahahahahahaha!

"Through the Storm - of Shit that I Created Because I Have the Parenting Skills of a Lawnmower"

Hilarious and frighteningly true!!!

what a bitch now i feel sorry for britney no wonder shes all fucked up in the head i would to if my mother only saw me as a walking atm machine.

what a bitch now i feel sorry for britney no wonder shes all fucked up in the head i would to if my mother only saw me as a walking atm machine.

Satan is readying a special circle of hell for ice-eyed stage moms who wring every last cent they can from prostituting their offspring.

And wanna bet that White Oprah will trot out a tome of her own soon?

...y o u g u y s : ) )

w e

d i d n ' t

k n o w

y o u

l i k e d

u s

soooooooo m u c h : ) )

hmmmmmmm

So Lynn Spears tries to top being a terrible mother to write a book that she was an even more terrible mother than we ever suspected? What in the world does she hope to accomplish from this other than the cash??

URGH

I am not surprised.. I mean, little Britney just didn't walk into auditions for the Mickey Mouse club... This is a typical "stage Mom."

How can a mother talk like this about her own child?

She's staring out the window thinkin' "Where is that bitch with MY MONEY???"

Her mom is a money hungry cunt she should burn in hell.. what mother sells out their own daughter.. no wonder there are so many problems when you have a white trash mother

what a dumb bitch she should probably shut the fuck up cuz no one cares about her abortion of a family/life

Britney should get a good lawyer & sue her mom's ass for defamation & then get a RESTRAINING ORDER on that psycho bitch. No wonder britney is a walking meltdown, having inherited these shitty genes

What I don't understand is why make a book and say such things that make you look like a terrible parent. Yeah, there's money involved, but no money in the world would make me wanna write and publish a book to make myself look like a terrible, stupid parent who's just money hungry and willing to dish on my own children.

What I don't understand is why make a book and say such things that make you look like a terrible parent. Yeah, there's money involved, but no money in the world would make me wanna write and publish a book to make myself look like a terrible, stupid parent who's just money hungry and willing to dish on my own children.

I think it was obvious BEFORE she wrote the book that she was an awful parent/role model but for her to publicly put it out there basically admitting it to the world shows exactly the type of person she is. What kind of mother gives permission for their young daughter to "sleep" with a boy?? I like the title you gave the book but maybe it should be renamed: How NOT to raise your children!! The only "good" that can come from this book, is that it will at least take some of the blame off Britney and Jamie Lynne. I mean, their mother enabled them and they grew up feeling it was ok to do things, then the public shuns them---no wonder Brit went a little coo-coo. This woman needs a psychologist.

What kind of mother tries to make money on her daughters bad habits instead of trying to stop them?! Lynne, you are the worst parent ever and you're sharing it with whole world!

Pure White Anglo Saxon Trailer Trash...nuff said...ummm...yeah

Even the guy who she lost her virginity, Reg Jones, wouldn't even say he took her virginity. What a southern Gentleman.

PLEEEASE America don't make this book a bestseller!! Please don't do this to the world!!! I'm more afraid of the fact that people actually buy this shit (next to the biography of uri geller) than I am of one woman who is just completely dumb and unhappy with her money valued life.

WHAT A COMPLETE LIE....The book, which I just finished reading said none of those things. It was a great book and very well written. It was really more about Lynne Spears herself than any of her children. It did have things in there about her children, but nothing like what it was said to of had. By actually reading the book you can clearly tell that Lynn loves her children and seemed to be a great mother to them. What happened with Britney was not Lynn or Jamie's fault. It seems like young Britney was taken advantage of by individuals in the entertainment industry like producers ect. All the people that were trying to make money off of her and honestly I don't think her family really made that much money off of her. By the time Britney really hit it big and was bringing in the big money, she was already grown. So, really whatever her parents did get out of Britney was what Britney gave them, not what they insisted she give them or took. Britney did build her mother a big house, but to me that was the least Brit could of done to repay her family for sacrificing their money, time, energy ect. to help her follow her dreams. From what the books says, it all started with Britney taking gymnastic, dance, and singing classes and then they started entering her in small local competitions, that lead to bigger competitions, which then lead to MMC. Lynne never really wanted Brit to be super famous or even expected it. It just sort of happened and happened fast. Being from a super small close knit community, when Britney got famous they (her parents) decided to leave it up the professionals because they thought the pro's were more equipped to handle Brit's career. When they turned everything over to the pro's they lost their influence over their daughter. Which I'm sure they regret, but at the time they were very new and naive to how the business worked. They never pushed Britney to be famous. Anyone in their community can tell you that, Britney was adamant from a young age that she wanted to sing. All her family did was try to help her acheive her dreams and that is what parents should do. The only thing I can see that Lynne did wrong was letting the pro's take over and not standing up and taking control of Brit's career. She was clearly not a stage mom and was quite content being a southern housewife and teacher. After MMC ended, Britt moved back to Kentwood her hometown and started leading a normal life, which her mother was pleased with. She though Britt was happy doing this, until one day out of the blue Britt came up to her and told her that she wanted to start working on her career again. When Britney did start making a lot of money, Britney pretty much did what she wanted and her parents had no say in the matter, because Brit was grown and because if they made her mad at them she could and eventually did kick them out of her life. It is a heart wrenching story, that I would advise everyone to read before passing judgment on Lynne. Lynne certainly never said she was the perfect mother, agrees that she made mistakes (what mother doesn't),