Sep 15 2008Britney Spears releasing new album in December

I'm excited :(

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What's an 'album' and I thought CDs 'dropped'? What are you?...like 80 years old?

And I'm all alone :(

What year?

Look at those trophies. I didn't realize she was an astronaut. And apparently a good one at that.

Would you like fries with that?

The music industry calls them albums still. It's a fact.

Bears eat beats. Bears Beats Battlestar Galactica..

There's veggi!! How was your weekend? See any Britney Spears concerts? I think we should go to one.....right after seeing madonna in 1984 if we had a time machine of course..

yikes. she has more chins than chinatown.

FRIST!!! How about Bel Biv Devo and Milli Vanili too!!

I wont be surprise if veggi and frist walk the streets over the weekend earning money!

Larry Rudolf have his work cut out for him!!!

Veggi- one of the minilli's commited suicide

Does that give you any ideas rough daddy??

#13 your MOM has her work cut out for her..

Are you kidding me?? How did I not know that!!!!!!

And rough daddy- I won't be surprise
???

Why the hell can't you form ONE complete sentence?? You seriously crack me up with your inablility to function..

"KINSHASA , Congo -- At least 11 people were killed in a stadium riot in eastern Congo after a soccer player tried to use witchcraft to win a local match, U.N.-backed Radio Okapi reported on Monday."

This is 50% of Obama's genetic heritage. And don't try to split pubic-hairs-on-their-heads by saying it's the Congo, not Kenya. A lump of coal is a lump of coal, no matter what cave you get it out of.

lol "your mom" what is this? btw youre way too old to be using an insult like your mom! millivenilli was like 30 yrs ago...

Heheehehehehe, that's why I told him the other day that his mother is doing a shitty job home schooling him..

"inablility" to function? veggi? Im glad a literary prize winner like you decides to grace my presence...

Frist? youre cheering on a mongoloid!

#21 your MOM's cheering on a mongloid!!

Music is turning in its grave.

hahaha why do i bother!

wonder if Frist can beat Britney on who can find their way home?

I don't know, why can't you find the shift key and capitalize something once in a while. I really don't think you are putting in your best effort, rough daddy, if you are not careful, you will never make it to 8th grade..

shoddy over engineered main stream filth...

My neighbors three legged retarded cat just laughed at dumb daddys typing..

@ 3. most people still call albums, albums. cds refer to a specific format, whereas albums do not. so the correct thing to say would be album. i had to clear that up for you, sorry.

wow frist youre like one of those "idiot savant" except without the savant part...

hahah you have a neighbor with an animal with 3 limbs? say no more Veggi...I cant imagine what you look like!

RARRRRR!! I am a LION!! GRRRRRRR!!

New post FRIST!!

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The average person shits 2.45 lbs per day, which is roughly 794 lbs per year, and comes to an average (78yr) lifespan total of a whopping 62,932 lbs of shit. Britney has already exceeded that limit with her music.

Holly,
I think you need to check your math..... but..... that's still a lot of shit.

KEEP ROCKIN' BRITNEY!

she should flash her balls more often, might inspire her kind to buy this crap

Although it has been awhile since the last album release, this new release will no doubt continue to be a benchmark for Britney Spears as she remains on top of the pop world with hit after smashing hit.

She has taken many of us on a roller coaster ride but strangely, has always remained buckled in her seat, smiling and enjoying life as it's meant to be enjoyed. A beautiful mother, a wonderful singer and a great person, Britney, this is for you.

xoxo

Randal

#37, for the win.

Even if her career recovers, she'll probably get knocked up again at some point from yet another winner and everything will go back down the shitter. Babies and redneck pop-stars don't mix.

looks like the same vid that was 'leaked ' before the VMAs but they changes the overlay music from underground to whatever this is. It even has the overly excited gay guy yell "whoo" at the same places. Excuse me while I go shoot my self in the head for even knowing this shit.

Dude, did you forget this whore is psychotic and an unfit mother not to mention is incapable of playing music on her own? She lost custody of her own children and likes to show off her ass and genitals Randal. Randal, I would love to know how you fared in your education with your remarkable powers of nonobservation.

Oh, veggi and frist, leave rough daddy alone he is correct in what he says about you two. You both need oversized chasitity belts if they make them extra large with drip cups that self deodorize.

Britney, one pill away from a Winehouse. Good luck with that!!

I got to 16 seconds before I had to punch my computer monitor. Same song and dance as usual....even Madonna learned to mime guitar. Fuck off Britney, you're shit and boring.

#3 you're idiot

Do you think anyone has tried to persuade her to smile without going chinless ? I can accept that she has gum in her mouth 24/7, but that thing she does with her chin is just plain gross.

if only her chin wasn't made of playdoh. I cringe every time I see a photo with her mouth wide open cause I know when I look down there is going to be Sharpei chins. She's got enough problems without that chin.

#45, I see what you're saying. She's gotta have the gum all the time, and in order to smile, she's gotta unhinge her jaw like a raptor, show us all her dental work, give the photogs a route down her throat, and send her chin smushing into the folds of her neck skin. NOT FLATTERING. It's a country thing, I suppose.

I wouldn't buy her music to wipe my ass with.

That's great. I liked Blackout a lot so am really looking forward to new music from Britney.

I seriously hope she actually puts a little creative input into the next one. I kinda sorta hate to admit it, but I liked her last cd. I always take a listen to some of the overproduced pop junk and I couldn't help but dig "Radar", "Break the Ice" and "Hot as Ice" which if not for Vanessa Hudgens' "Sneakernight" would basically have to have had basically the worst lyrics ever...basically!

I seriously hope she actually puts a little creative input into the next one. I kinda sorta hate to admit it, but I liked her last cd. I always take a listen to some of the overproduced pop junk and I couldn't help but dig "Radar", "Break the Ice" and "Hot as Ice" which if not for Vanessa Hudgens' "Sneakernight" would basically have to have had basically the worst lyrics ever...basically!

that girl is some kind of fugly no matter how much weight she gains or loses. those wide-set eyes, that phony, stupid gaping mouth grin. the chins (oh, the chins) I can't believe there was EVER a time when chicks wanted to be her and guys wanted to do her. vapid, shallow has-been.

this generations Anna Nicole? She's definitely in the running. (no class-- check. white trash-- check. bad mother-- check. self-absorbed-- check. drug/drinking problem-- check. mentally ill-- check. poor taste in men-- check. southern dumbell with trainwreck of a family-- check. food/weight issues-- check. media whore-- check. self-destructive streak-- check.) wow. she's closer than I thought.

Why is this chick famous? Her face makes me fucking sick. Nice chins and neck there. Her expiration date was about 5 years ago. Try and tell me she just doesn't look fucking ridiculous in this pic.

Of course she looks ridiculous. She looks like a retard in that picture. Her mouth is unhinged and gaping opening like 'wahhhhh!'. She looks like a fucking idiot with no neck and skin folds melded into her fucking face. The skin folds are literally melding INTO her face. And the amazing neckless Britney's chin just kind of sits there like a wafer on her face below her shit eating unhinged jaw with the 'wahhhhh!' retard smile. She looks idiotic, stupid, repulsive, ridiculous, retarded, fucking laughable, and fat faced. So yes, #53, I'd have to say I agree with you.

Album title......."The Shit Remains The Same"

And the "TOOTHPASTE PRICE 2008" goes to:

Has anyone else noticed what appears to be a new nose???

For the love of GOD...someone tell this over exposed hillbilly to take the fucking Hubba bubba out of her fat gap BEFORE she goes to pose for fucking PICTURES. Or, not that its possible, she could keep her big horsemouth closed.

Dear Britney, belly shirts are no longer in style. You need a hair STYLE..not those fugly extensions. Stop bleaching that straw you call hair and get a decent cut with the bangs for the love of god. Oh yeah, stop going to dance classes (you're doing the same shit from 10 years ago) and get your ass to some parenting/life skills classes asap. Stop going shopping. Spend some time with your children. Your parents really fucked you up....don't do the same thing to your kids. I can't understand why you gets raves for memorizing two lines on a tv show when you aren't even capable of adulthood and parenthood. Oh yeah...you suck too.

Has someone been able to explain when she became an astronaut?

Well i think I'm going to watch that Movie Zoo again & masturbate till this
album drops. peace to all my 7th grade homies on here.

I wish the best for Britney, and hope she makes a major come back. I've written a song myself that I personally feel would be perfect for her style.

Britney has been producing albums for 10 years.
You go girl.

One hint to Britney...will you quit the gaping mouth smile and double chin thingy? Practice in a mirror.

I am sooooooooo happy that Britney seems to be getting back to her old self. Her parents really do deserves some credit. If they hadn't went in and took over, basically fighting for their daughter's life, then who knows what would of happened. Luckily, things have turned around for Britt. I hope she remembers that your family are the only people that you can depend on to love you no matter what, they will be the ones that will be there even if you weren't famous. Also, there are always going to be people that will criticize you and call you names, just do not listen to them. They will try to make you feel terrible about yourself. You are looking great and all of your exercising seems to of paid off because you look beautiful and healthy. Don't listen to all these crazy people who say that you are fat because you clearly are not. You don't want to get too skinny and look sickly. Anyway, you and your family are in my prayers, Britney , and I am so proud of you.