Sep 8 2008Britney Spears' ass kissed to a lustrous shine at VMAs

Brit sucks

Not sure I would kiss that ass...

Yay. First.

It's going to be a great day.

Same haggard twit as last year but few pounds lighter.

the VMA's are such a bore, I don't know why anyone really still pays attention to them.

So, we learned that MTV is asinine?

Fuck. Only third.

This week is going to suck my ass.

And why do people not realize that beyond this "rebirth" by Brit-Brit, that she still is a talentless redneck from the Bayou?

I love Pop Tarts! (I have nothing else to say about this.... NEXT!)

She was obviously kinda nervous. I'd have a little sympathy if she wasn't retardedly rich. WE MUST HAVE HARVEST!

MTV shows music videos...?

I am surprised she didn't go into a spiel about a fucking Verizon phone "changing her life for the better". What ever integrity was in the VMA's in the beginning, fuck it, I can't even write that sentence without laughing....
I want me some KFC too.

"On top of her anti-climatic opening"

It's "anticlimactic" dummy.
Anti-climatic means she was against the weather.

Eat shit FISH!

You can't stand to see your #1 target do so well!

DIE FISH DIE!

The VMA's are largely irrelevant. Much like Britney Spears herself and that homo hosting the show.

I watched about 30 seconds and then changed the channel to something that appeals to people with higher intelligence...like CMT.

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I was actually glad that MTV did this for her. Really. It was a fun VMAs to watch, but I'm a Russell Brand fan. Yeah, I've got no jokes...

I bet MTV was disappointed when she didn't stumble out half naked and stoned. This ruins the odds of using her next year as a gimmick to get people to tune in to see a trainwreck.

I'm so giddy over her "comeback" that I have forgotten all about the time she cut off her hair in public and the multiple times she showed off her snatch, or when she handed over her kids forever. Her turn around is such a feel good story you just forget about about the past. It is amazing what 3 awards from a cable channel and a bath can do for a person.

She looks good, considering the huge mess she has been at time the past few years, the real question has to be how much did it cost to repair that body?

way to hold the mic in front of your face. It's SO obvious she has no idea what shes doing now..her hair is pretty hilarious too

That was a little funny. The beginning was messed up though, what the hell is she starring off into space for?

is she picking her ass there?

wow....NTV (for all the nigs it caters to) is so "european" in its values and audience viewership. That host, regardless of what you think, shouldnt have been able to walk out of there with the majority of his bones broken. You dont come to this country as a foreigner and criticize its leadership without repercussion. I would say the same if he came here and made fun of Barack Osama

Im simply amazed at what pacifistic, white guilt ridden pieces of shit NTV viewers (and most people in this country) have become.

i like that everyone prays for her and then this happens...

i'm not a big Britney fan, but man, people are fickle assholes.

uggg, can we go back to the lingerie bowl now?

#22, Just goose-step back into your little cave and resume beating off to your dog-eared copy of Mein Kampf, ok?

Back on topic, why the hell do her calves look so fucking big?

@25 - yea, thanks drunkard. Go fuck your goat or sheepdog or whatever animal it is you fuck when not molesting children.

you look fat in plaid btw...and thanks for proving my point.

Ill bet your jealous of KK being able to fuck black guys too huh?

I bet she went commando

Haters are so cute.

WHAT???

Spears won the Video of the Year???

That's it!! I'll never watch MTV again...that's not even MTV anymore..it's MTfuckin BULLSHIT!!

PS: Remember the great days of VMA's with Pearl Jam , Nirvana, GnR, lots of controversy, RATM climbing the set, unscripted coolness, less fucking comercials....Jesus what the fuck happened to MTV...motherfuckers..

#25! When I saw her calves, it made me think of Popeye's "mus-kills"

VMA--Video Music Award. This does not mean "Best Song Ever Released on the Planet in the HIstory of Music Award." The awards are for videos. The Piece of Me video was a little funny in that she is keeping a sense of humor about what she has gone through in the recent past. At least that makes the video slightly interesting other than the other ridiculous $hit that is on MTV these days including the lack of actual music videos. I would have rather watched Brit's awful performance for two hours straight last night than all the other performances last night put together. MTV has long since seen it's prime.

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WTF does MTV have to gain by kissing her ass? Like if they don't, the entire MTV empire will get sucked into some void? That happened years ago. MTV sucks. I agree, please, more lingerie bowl. Marisa Miller, I think you hear me knocking and I'm bringing my Moonman, and I know you know what I mean.

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I think those applaud are going out to her dad!

She looked good.... Quite a change from last year.....

okay, britney looked great, and did nothing bad that people could talk about, so your just going on saying shit because thats all you can think of, anyway to make her look back your just upset because you know she looks GREAT! now stop being so negative towards britney and move on to someone you, your probley the low life scum that everyone needs to talk about.

yeah she couldve been cultivating some Adnan todpoles right now!!!

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LAUGHING LIKE AN AMERICAN.
be sure: THIS IS NOO COMPLIMENT!!

Fish-Gutz leaped from his bed this morning to write about Britney!

Go to HELL FISH-NUTZ!

LAUGHING LIKE AN AMERICAN AT gerard vandenbergs CRAPPY ASS WEBSITE...be sure: THIS IS NOO COMPLIMENT EITHER!!

Mimi shut the hell up you don't like this stay the fuck away. Stick with Perez, or some other lame ass site.

Mimi is Perez! Pissing on the much wittier competition!

@38- That's it. She looked great. NOthing else. All the hype about Britney being on and the only thing that was enjoyable was her looks. NOthing else.

By the way, I'm sorry, but Piece of Me video was not all that. She must have Carl Rove "architecting" her whole "comeback".

If you even watched the MTV advertising show you are voluntarily taking a tranquilizer

The Negroids have ruined MTV. Let's not pretend there's any question about this.

#48, and that's why you don't vote for John McCain.

Actually I agree with Senator McCain on this one. The bling of rap is a slave chain around MTV's neck.

Trust MTV to make a slut and a pedophile pop icons...

The girl is recovering from mental illness --

Pfish, why can't you just applaud her a bit for what she's done. If you have a mentally ill relative (as I have), you would have a bit more compassion. I guess that would be an antidote to the cynicism that fuels this site and it's altogether appropriate when it's directed against the allegedly "mentally well".

Cut Britney some slack. K?

I was highly disappointed too but she looked good!

This just shows you how much MTV has gone down hill. Dam I miss the good ol days when REAL musicians won awards for having actual talent. The music industry and most of it's fans are just a bunch of brainless people who don't know what REAL music sounds like. Britney is awful and a horrible influence on anybody! Why didn't Christina Aguilara win? She is so much better, or even Mariah Carey. MTV SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does she wear dentures her teeth look so unnaturally straight and all the same size (sort of like Horse Teeth), which is something that braces don't do.

Does she wear dentures her teeth look so unnaturally straight and all the same size (sort of like Horse Teeth), which is something that braces don't do.

Does she wear dentures her teeth look so unnaturally straight and all the same size (sort of like Horse Teeth), which is something that braces don't do.

No wonder McCain compared Britney to Obama, they're both losers! Ha!

her teeth are perfect, horses have big gums and overbites. Her teeth are too square and not long enough to be like horse teeth. The front two are clearly larger than the rest. She has the prettiest teeth I have ever seen.

she is so gorgeous. 5 pounds away from total perfection

Jonas Brothers? Miley Cyrus? Britney Spears?? Are they kidding? Nothing left but the cold ashes over at MTV...

They're called VENEERS, people! Her real teeth have been filed down and the perfect porcelain overlays are cemented over them. Her teeth are as fake as her singing.

Who still cares about MTV? They don't even show videos anymore, unless you count 2 am after the kids have fallen asleep. The fact that Britney Spears won 3 awards for videos should tell you how unrelevant MTV has become.

I do like her dress, though. Good job, Britney, of putting on the dress a stylist picked out for you.

While Britney has certainly done nothing during the last few years to deserve any kind of trophies or awards, one must say she looked a lot better than she did a year ago. She won't ever be considered the top selling pop star of the world, or the most desired female on the planet, but at least she is not looking like a pathetic piece of trash as she used to just a few months ago.

OK, seriously...the talking ads need to go. Popups are less annoying than some douche telling me I've "won a $100 Wal-Mart gift card."

Where can I get some of that makeup she's wearing? Jesus, it's like they painted on a new face. She should do that anytime she leaves the house.

SHE DIDN'T DESERVED TO WIN ANY AWARDS FOR THAT SHITTY SONG/VIDEO.

/FIXED

I LOVE BRITNEY!! SO HAPPY FOR HER! GOOO BRIT!!!

Yea,...agreed. It should definitely be called N-TV.

Im tired of being associated with the likes of these clowns because Im black.

What a fucking joke! T.I. & T-Pain screaming, lip syncing and dancing around with their pants at their knees helping to lower the credibility of blacks into the negative percentage (if it wasnt already there from the likes of Sharpton, Jackson, McKinney & the N.O.I.).

As long as there are these idiots out there, blacks will continue to be used and enslaved...as bad if not worse than 400 yrs ago. They look like fools and continue to prove that every hand out theyve been given has only helped exasperate the stereotype that they really are what they dont (really) want to be...nig*ers.

by the way. did everyone forget she put a new album out this year? (full of number one hits) she deserves these awards, shes extremely talented and was going through a hard time in her life! leave the poor girl alone!

Way to go Britbrit...but hey is 3 awards not a little too much? Tokio Hotel should have got another one! The show sucked big time BTW. Jonas brothers peformance looked like a SESAME STREETepisode...I was waiting for Big Bird to come along...AH wait, as I recall there was a big nasty bird...
XD

I thought Britney looked great, and I was rooting for her, but was a little disappointed with how robotic she sounded:
http://www.entertonement.com/clips/22744/Britney-Spears/VMA-2008/Britney-Spears-Opens-The-VMAs/Britney-Spears-Opens-The-VMAs

The central point of my economic plan is to tax the rich in order the give money to the poor. Of course, this is nothing more than the core philosophy of the welfare state. It is also the core principle of socialism.

What Democrats (and Republicans) have a difficult time facing is the philosophical roots of the New Deal, the federal program that abandoned the economic philosophy of laissez faire in favor of the welfare state. American welfare-state advocates attained many of their economic ideas from two primary sources: Benito Mussolini and Joseph Stalin, both of whom were highly admired by leftist American intellectuals and politicians in the 1930s.

Mussolini’s economic philosophy was fascism, which was a system in which the government left private property under private ownership but subjected it to government control. Stalin’s economic philosophy was socialism, which involved taking property from the rich in order to redistribute it to the poor.

During the 1930s, American leftists were traveling to fascist Italy and the socialist (and communist) Soviet Union not only to pay homage to Mussolini and the fascists and Stalin and the socialists but also to gain ideas from them for use in the United States. Many of the fans of fascism and socialism ended up serving in the Franklin Roosevelt administration or as founts of ideas for FDR.

The irony (and hypocrisy) is that U.S. officials often rail against foreign regimes that engage in socialism. For example, consider Iran in 1953. The Iranian regime nationalized the oil industry, which means that they cancelled British ownership of oil rights in Iran and transferred such rights to the Iranian government. That action is what ultimately caused the CIA to oust the democratically elected prime minister of Iran from office and install the brutal dictatorship of the Shah of Iran.

Today, what I, Barack Hussein Obama and other Democrats are calling for as a solution to high oil prices is a confiscation of oil revenues from oil companies, or what we call a “windfall profits tax.” (Never mind that the oil prices are largely a reflection of a crashing dollar brought about by out-of-control federal spending, which Democrats have enthusiastically supported. Confiscating revenues from the oil companies deflects attention away from the federal government and toward an easy scapegoat.)

What’s the difference in principle between nationalizing an oil company and stealing its revenues? Isn’t the difference one of degree rather than principle? Iranian officials steal all of the company and U.S. officials steal a portion of the company. And they do it in the name of equalization and the people.

One year later — 1954, the CIA ousted the democratically elected president of Guatemala, Jacobo Arbenz, and installed a brutal military general in his stead. Arbenz’s crime? He was a socialist who confiscated unused land owned by United Fruit Company, a U.S. corporation doing business in Guatemala, and redistributed it to Guatemalan peasants. That was a super no-no in the eyes of U.S. officials, especially given that United Fruit was a contributor to the political campaigns of many U.S. congressmen. Yet, Arbenz’s socialist philosophy was no different in principle from that of President Franklin Roosevelt, whose New Deal philosophy was based on taking from the rich in order to give to the poor.

The ardent devotion to socialism among American liberals is one reason that they have long had a deep sympathy toward Fidel Castro. Castro carried out socialist principles to their logical conclusion. The state took ownership of everyone’s property and then redistributed the largess to everyone. Cubans who owned large mansions, for example, had them confiscated, whereupon poor people were permitted to move in to the houses. All businesses, large and small, were nationalized for the interests of the nation and the people.

How is that different from my dream of taxing the rich in order to equalize people’s economic condition? Castro confiscates and redistributes 100 percent. Obama wants to confiscate and redistribute, say, 30 percent. Big deal. The difference is one of degree, not one of principle. Socialism is socialism.

At least the Cuban people recognize that they live under a socialist order. The American people have permitted themselves to be convinced that their system continues to be “free enterprise.” In fact, when you confront an ordinary American with the fact that public (i.e., government) schooling and government-provided health care are the core elements of Fidel Castro’s system, they’re likely to say, “You mean Castro is finally adopting free enterprise?” The sad plight of the American people can be summed up with the words of Johann von Goethe: “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”

did you guys notice that when Brit said those couple of sentences she actually said, "anniveristy" instead of "anniversary"?? LOL, that was funny,.,

FUCK MTV, FUCK RAP AND FUCK BLING BLING SHIT!!!

It was a blatant kiss up by MTV for putting her out there for failure last year. She didn't even deserve to be there much less win anything.

How the hell did she win three awards? Does MTV hand out awards now for spreading your legs for the most douchebags because Britney won that one by a landslide.

Nice gum.

She looks good!

You dumbasses feed the shit machine that is "music" today.
I'm getting to be an old fart because I can remember when you could flip on MTV and they played music videos. You could watch anything form AC/DC to The Jam.
Now its just a bunch of uneducated shit-pants who get rich because stupid kids think that repeating "Yo, Yo, Yo" over a drum machine equals talent.

Remember, you can't spell "crap" without "rap"

And whats with this fuckstick p-diddy, diddy-dildo, dumbfuck, who actually think hes smart enough to get involved in politics in any way???
Uhhhh....I really don't think anyone with any smarts is going to take the work of a moronic crap "artist" Hey dumbass, if you're so concerned about urban issues, take some of that money you make from suburban white kids and spend it on urban initiatives.

(bada-bing) Thank you....I'll be here all week.

The fact that she won 3 awards shows how fixed that whole thing is. Of course, Britney herself probably has no idea... "I won, I won; they really like me!" (drool hanging off her mouth). I bet this is some swarmy PR deal her manager Larry Randolph has w/ MTV to get Britney back in the spotlight & start making them both a ton of money again. They're trying to revive the cashcow (haha). I think its time to give it up or at least change her style; she's pushing 30 and still trying do the same crap she was doing when she was 18 and it was the 90's. Sorry but she's dated and getting too old to be a "popstar". She's still a pretty girl; the bloom isn't totally off the rose; but she'll never have the "it" factor like she did before. I mean, come on, where's the mystique? Everyones seen her flippen vag by now, for cripes sake! And she's had 2 kids (that she abandon), gone wacko & shaved her head, got fat... oh I could go on and on. Just go live a peaceful, semi normal life somewhere Britney and go away!

80 - get off your high horse. You are just getting old. I have accepted it, why can't you. I don't know why you're talking about AC/DC ( they never had too much to do with Mtv or the VMAs) But yes, grunge is over, music today is over produced and silly.
Move on.
76 - "deserve" to be there?? Like everyone else there is full of integrity and talent?!
She may not be the best singer, but a few years back she had more success than most of those ghetto thugs and stupid tramps will ever have.She has a diamond record, I don't think anyone else that attended does.

Stop hating on the girl -- Brit looks fabulous!
She has come a long way since last year's VMA's. She's been through a lot and thankfully seems to be on the road to a full recovery...unlike so many celebrities her age or younger.

GO BRITNEY! :)

Um, first off, her teeth are NOT fake. Whitened, absolutely, but not fake. She's had the same teeth since day one, and she had EXTENSIVE orthodontal work before she even made it famous.

Second off, why are you people so mean? Every last one of you throws stones at people like her, because you're so perfect. God forbid you live in the same kind of fishbowl she has for 10 years. I'd love to see what the magazines print about you.

She looks great. I wish her the best of luck.

If you're going to kiss anyone's rear end,who better than
beautiful Britney.
Her entire body is gorgeous.

She actually looks really good.

And who ever said that MTV was the utmost authority or best representation of quality in music...?
They never really have been, just a commercial presence to reach the masses, so whatever, I say she's earned it in emotional taxation.

Am I the only one who thinks she still looks like a chubby, mannish, whore in her 40's?

#87 you are obviously looking in the mirror at yourself!!

Britney looks amazing. She is as pretty now as she has ever been. Her body is back into shape and she looks healthy. She seemed like she was in good spirits and I think she deserves success. Bipolar disorder can be devastating. She is lucky the courts intervened and have set her life back on track. I wish Britney the best, because unluck some of you losers I hate to see people fail and am not happy when bad things happen to them!

lame lame lame. Pity awards don't coun't, but now that she has them, she can celebrate by throwing her life away. again. See you next year for some more vma bs

Must this dumb cunt always have gum in her mouth???

p.s. SMILE!!!....I'M HITLER!

I am going to shave my pussy and transplant the hair to my worn out anus if anyone is interested.

The rich are rich because of unfair advantages. And they need to pay an enormous share of the tax burden whether you like it or not. This government in terms of it's duty to serve the people and by that ALL people is being robbed by the rich not paying their fair share no matter how high they are taxed. If they don't like it they can try being poor.
How is it fair that 10,000 people are worth 41 trillion dollars? We should take their money and ivest it wisely. Fuck them and all you greedy capitalistic predators. You are all vampires sucking off the life of the working man. Sending his jobs where labor is cheap. Harboring foreign factories where children are enslaved. Godless. We the people should choke the life out of each and every one of you. You are evil and need to leave this world.

Go play your little gold plated fiddle elsewhere asshole.

@81- Amen. Enough said.

I just don't get it, she looks fabulous....and she did last year too. Aside from the stringy extensions atop her head. Not much of a fan of her music but she has a to-die-for body.

Will someone else zoom in on her knees and tell me what the fuck is going on there.

they're still giving her awards? what did she do last year? sigh .. it's not the Jooz that are 'controlling the world', theorists - it's the American South. Yee-hack

You can tell there's exactly one Britney fan coming on here every few minutes to make sure that nobody gets to point out Shitney's veneers, tacky clothes or fake hair.

73 is an idiot, you sound like my grandma. She's always railing about the rich and how evil they are an how they oppress the poor, but she has more money to wipe her ass with than I've had in my whole life.

I don't get it; does how many awards you receive depend on how many chins you have???

It was a dog & pony show. Perez Hilton even said, after the show, on MTV in front of everyone, that he voted for Britney to receive video of the year because he "felt she needed it." Way to dis all the nominees that actually worked for the award, putting together *good* videos for *good* songs (i.e., The Ting Tings). I'm never going to waste my time watching MTV again.

Isn't amazing what plastic surgeons can do in this day and age?

Hmmm...does anyone have the actuall date of when she did an actuall live concert...???

2004, she sang touch of my hand, everytime, and someday live from start to finish. Other songs she sang over the entire song at parts, or didn't sing at all... Lots of people who move around on stage lip sync

Her wad of bubble gum says class with a capital "k"

She's ugly and has zero talent like all tween stars.

103- her face is so pretty right there. you are crazy, she looks like a girl in a beauty pageant, and she has a diamond record.

what? are we talking about the same pictures here? everyone just has to be so rude and focus on the negatives, no sympathy at all. she's been through so much and i applaud her for all her hard work and her strength. she's a beautiful girl and deserved those awards. looks like she's recovering nicely.

While her song/video certainly deserve the merits it received that night, I don't think anyone can argue the wins weren't about the single itself, but about Britney Spears. And really, who can deny what she has done in the past for MTV? Or has all her past (until now unrecognised) achievements been erased by her personal troubles?

Stop bitching and let the woman be. In the aspects of what lies ahead of her, she's doing well and she deserves some sort of encouragement. Very much a victim of an exploited childhood and a victim of her own ignorance (that has much to do with how she was brought up in the market), Britney Spears is doing very well for herself nowadays. Give her that.

Britney looks fantastic.. everyone who doesnt think so needs to pull their heads out of their asses and realize that they personally will never ever look that good.

Britney looks fantastic.. everyone who doesnt think so needs to pull their heads out of their asses and realize that they personally will never ever look that good.

"MTV" is a joke, now!! Britney Spears will always be a talentless hack!

i've always been a fan of britney since i was like 7 lol ....so i admire her force to turn around her life...go britney u look so much better than a few years agoQ!!u rock

TEAM BRITNEY!

What a fucking joke? Britney took home 3 awards with the same shitty as song and with that shitty video to it. Can't believe Chris didn't win over a fat down-ranked Britney.

What a joke... what a joke.

Congratulation Britney job well done.