Sep 23 2008Britney Spear's new single delayed

WTF, that is NOT her body. That girl has bigger calves than a 300-lb body builder and look at the legs in that photo. I mean, could they have been a little LESS obvious?!

Spot on.

I agree. The photoshop job is a tad horrendous. Millions of dollars went into that?

Too true. Was just about to say that. She looks like Barbie. And we all know she is ...not.....Barbie.

Thank god for photoshop, no razor bumps on her chin....

Are they seriously trying to pass off that picture as Brit Brit? Thank God for Photoshop.... Not only can you make a person less flabbier, you can also take out the Cheetos crumbs and Starbucks coffee stains

Is it just me or does it look like the cover to Spinal Tap's "Smell the Glove"?

that was done by a fan, it isn't official... and the photo shopped legs are ugly. They look like Tyra Bank's legs.... overly lng thighs, short shapeless calves, fat knees, and they stem from big round hips.
4- actually when britney was thinner her legs were more barbie like than these ugly but long legs

Who's that supposed to be on the cover?

There's something wrong with the Autotune, sir. We need to delay the track by at least another week.

Speaking of womanizing, ask me http://www.howtolosegirls.com

Brit is takaing her time to make the best albam evefr and you can see that she is not fjust playing witht the sanakes all the time but look her perfect body how she is wacking that guy and stuff. brit is busy working on all of her dance moves becuse that is totally part of the song which you cant do with out the moves. brit is constintly working on her poop singing and her moves and she wont let it out until its right and youll just havet to be patent and wait like the rest of us beause the wiat will be workth it the long runny.

wow Anexio..... is there something wrong with your keyboard or do you always type so messy?

wow Anexio..... is there something wrong with your keyboard or do you always type so messy?

what's wrong with womanizers?

Oooohh I think she looks just fabulous! I wish I had legs like that!!!

Randal where are you honey?

@5: LMFAO

Excuse me, but my testicle is in your mouth.

those are not her stumpy dumpy little fattie legs. Jesus christ. did they try to put the legs of ebecca romijn on her?

GO BACK TO PHOTOSHOP SCHOOL

You just jealous...those pics are all real all brit...seh gonna set the world on fire....

I meant REBECCA... damn keyboard.

You are nothing but a photoshoppizer.

i would still do her.

18- those legs are ugly, and look like tyra bank's legs. rebecca romwhatever has way better ones.
I like britney's real legs though, they are thick but shaped nice... http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/becsta11/brit3_d.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/becsta11/normal_vma2001_1.jpg

15~ Trolls are not funny.

yeah, she has muscly legs... those look like they couldn't carry her up the stairs.

Buuh-rit-neeeee

That's not even a photo. It's like one of those fantasy art pictures of a Nordic Ice Goddess. Except in this case, it's a Cajun Cheeto Tramp.

Hey Britney, I'd say it's safe to take out your hair extensions now, the after-math of your breakdown seems to be over it's awkward growing-out phase. Just sayin'.

Girlfriend should just take what's left of her money (still a lot) and go live a happy life somewhere. She doesn't need to do this anymore, and it will wreck her again.

That chick in the picture that's supposed to look like Britney looks pretty good.

"Eye made u a cd,but I eated it"

that fake body they put her in looks like shit!
scrawny, underdeveloped calves and zero muscle tone anywhere. jeez- if you going to use a fake body, use one that looks like it has enough strength to at least get out of bed!

that fake drawing makes her look like just another one of those ugly run-of the-mill swimsuit models. BORING.

Bite it LOSERS!

BRITNEY LOOKS GREAT!

33.

That isnt her.

The only losers here are the ones who think that looks one iota like her actual body. Talk about delusional.

I realize that everything is photoshopped these days, but come on. Even in her prime her legs (or her neck for that matter) were that long.

*NOT that long*

fixed

...if that is the cover of her latest CD....that is hotness...that last CD cover was hidiously remedial.....so it's photoshopped.....it's purdy...

Are those Mariyln Manson's legs?

Looks like the same photoshop job from Emancipation of Mimi cd.

totally fixed. she so does not have long skinny legs like that. hers are short and her thigh has WAYYYY more muscle then that and her calves are chubbier too., she looks to fake in this picture.

Ahaha, look at all you people who give a shit what Britney is doing nowadays, or how she looks. Her singing capabilities, body and mind have all burnt out yet people still cling to her and make a big deal out of her being shooped.
They only did it because the real Britney looks and acts like a horses ass.

Also more of her "music" being delayed isn't a bad thing. It's a very good thing, will save my ears more torture.

#11 That is so true. I am so glad she is working on her poop singing. I know there's a serious joke in there somewhere but I'm fucking mentally exhausted right now.

#33 Mimi STFU already. Wicked loser.

11. Anexio - September 23, 2008 10:14 AM
brit is constintly working on her poop singing and her moves and she wont let it out until its right and youll just havet to be patent and wait like the rest of us beause the wiat will be workth it the long runny.

#42, Anexio has a fecal fixation. Go, ahead #11, don't "let it out until it's right "- and make that poop long and runny, too. But patent? Well, if you like it shiny, OK, whatever makes your little pucker happy.

@27 - LMFAO

Nice fake lashes and everything, but it looks really bad if you match that style with a homeless outfit..
She has lost some serous weight, but her face looks like crap! With all the millions she has, she should be hiring some more decent 2 fix :EVERYDAY!

Not that i liked her early stuff but at least it wasn't the typical misandrist male bashing thats prevalent in pop but with some of the content of the last album including the cartoon video and now this it looks like she's going down that route.

and she's the mother of two boys.

Thank god dad has custody.

Womanizer - definition:

A smart man that has caught on to all the tricks that women play. These tricks usually entail

1. Marriage is good for both of us. In reality the woman only wins because she is almost always the low income earner, if she brings any income in at all. Once married a woman can sit on her ass, watch TV, give a man grief for not making enough and not being home enough. The woman can then watch shows like Depserate Hoursewives and somehow relate to other women in their "situation" without contributing to the "household". Once the inevitable divorce comes, a woman gets at least 50% of the mans money.

2. In order to have sex with a woman, you must buy them things. Things as simple as a drink, to luxury homes, cars, shoes and clothes. The alternative is a hooker, which also must be paid for.

3. A womanizer doesn't want kids, kids are stupid and expensive not too mention annoying and a symbol of the end of your sex life and a forever reminder of how fat your wife is.

4. A womanizer is a man that should be worshiped and idolized by other men.

5.A womanizer is what men should strive to be at all times.

6. A womanizer is a man that always refers to himself as being single even when he has a girlfriend or two.

7. A womanizer laughs at married men, especially those with kids and a mini van.

That cover should read "NOW WITH 50% MORE LEGS!"

http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/viewthread.php?tid=65083

That image is so fake!!!!!! That was made by some fan, glad everyone fell for it though, lol!

I absolutely don't care wether that girl in the pic is Britney Spears or not. I'd get a poster of that vixen!

I absolutely don't care wether that girl in the pic is Britney Spears or not. I'd get a poster of that vixen!

#47 - Maybe that's how the women YOU get involved with are. If you weren't an idiot you *might* be able to attract one of the good ones. I'd work on that.

Geez, I know she's getting back to her normal shape.. but its obvious .. they air brushed her waaaaaaaaaay to much to the point that she's unrecognizable. Britney has a thick bottom ..the thighs and ankles.. no way in hell is that her.

Nice job trying to dupe us with your photoshopping skills record company, but I sure as fuck ain't buying it. I've seen Britney's greasy scraggly hair, and I've seen her FAT arms, and I've seen her FAT ankles, separated into two parts like ham you'd see hanging at the butcher, and I've seen how her legs are the same length up and down, and how her thighs are chubby and FAT. Where did I see these things? On this very site, a few weeks ago in the photos shown. You can't fool me, photoshop!

Actually, her thighs look extremely, massively FAT in the record cover shown above, as well. Well, well, Britney. I guess even photoshop can't fix you!

holy crap i know where i've seen those legs! - http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/HSGpaleman.jpg

Couldn't find a movie still =(

Jesus Christ you guys are morons.

This is a FAN MADE PHOTO. SHE OBVIOUSLY DID NOT EVER POSE FOR THIS so stop making fun of her for being airbrushed because it was never intended to be her in the first place!

are her legs sexy?? i don't think sooo!!
i ever saw many sexy legs on __ MATCHrich.cOM__ there are so many "fish" there! and said that it's easy to hook up!

#52

47 does raise some good points, especially the first one.

Also there are good ones out there?

They're having trouble with "the mix"? All her songs sound exactly alike. How hard could it be to throw together a few more?

Britneysadeadbeatmon

not that hard

Jamiroquai's been doing that all their career

#47 You have a warped view. There comes a time in the lives of most mature people when they want to raise a family. That is the norm. Hugh Hefner and his kind, those who basically scrape their families for what they see as greener pastures (but are actually barren fields), are not the norm. What does a person like this have at the end of his life? They bare just pawns in a bigger game designed to destroy.

Though I am sure there are women like the ones you describe, do you not think that this stereotype is extreme? Do you care what caused this person to become this way? The women I know who stay at home not only maintain the hearth and home-cook, purchase groceries, clean, pay bills, run errands, do laundry, budget, and take care of the kids, but manage to look well kept.

Also when you say that women do not bring home as much $ as men, many men, men who have the financial means and their wives want to stay home, are happy to have her there taking care of the family. This work may not be paid, but it has great value and merit. Most people enjoy living in an organized and clean home where there is comfort and serenity. Taking the mother from the home has not benefited our soceity.

Also women often do not make as much money as men b/c they tend to choose the caring/heping fields (education and social work) rather than science based fields like engineering and medicine. So statistically, the numbers apprear low on womens salaries due to this. However, these people have great value in our soceity. Education is of upmost importance, yet we do not award educators accordingly. Their work has great merit, yet we do not appreciate it.

I suggest you see the glass ceiling theory for more data on women's salaries. Some would argue this plays a role and has alot to do with how women are undervalued.

Like it or not....

A real man is one who loves his wife and family, cherishing them and putting them above all else. A real man is hard working and takes pride in his craft and in being a provider. A real man loves his children because they are both the past (ancestors) and the future (descendents).To have children is to continue your family lineage and heritage. A real man is a pillar of his community, does his civic duty and helps those in need. A real man tells his wife she is beautiful to him, appreciated, and needed. If he acts this way, showing his wife he cares, she just may reciprocate in surprising ways. If a person choses to be single he/she should be honest with his partner about his intentions. To lie to to others without regard to that pesons feelings is abominable. To treat women as objects even though they often do not respect their own poor bodies is predatory and dispicable.

If you love your mother , you should see her in all women. Therefore, respect should be paid. Women in general need to be cherished. When cherished they flourish. When not cherished, women abuse themselves by not respecting their bodies and going against that which is natural to them or they become bitter and self abusive-much like the one you described.

Men have a great responsibility. They often set the tone without being aware. As I said, women who are ignored and not appreciated will often stop trying. Not to say that this is right b/c a woman has a responsibility to a man as well, but a man is the head of his household and a leader who sets the tone. Like it or not, it is your birthright.

You seem to be bitter person and a fool who has bought into a lie. Very pitiable with your false values that will continue to sow nothing but discord and misery for yourself and those around you. I hope someday you see the light and realize the impact you can have. As for now, I think the joke is on you.

"b/c a woman has a responsibility to a man as well,"
Maybe you could start telling women that

"but a man is the head of his household and a leader who sets the tone. Like it or not, it is your birthright."
That is bull. These days thanks to feminism and the erosion of mens rights a man is nothing more than a second class citizen in his home which is never really his.
He doesn't set the tone and his views and contributions are always seen as not as influential or important to the womans especially if there are kids involved.

A mans birthright these days means nothing.
If it did he would be more respected, get equal custody of his children and not have every aspect of being male ridiculed and marginalised by every rule law and form of media out there.

This isn't the 1950's things for men are very different than you see them.
You would see that if you learn about men from men and not from womens magazines, chick flicks and your female friends.

Are you kidding #8? britney has always has short, chubby, legs, even in her heyday.

Let me guess... this album is about her ex-husband? Just a wild shot in the dark.

Anybody dogging on men that get married and are faithful and have children, are going to die sad and lonely in a nursing home and nobody is going to give a shit about you.

47 we'll see when you're 80 and no one gives a shit if you're dead or alive. Men who are faithful and loving are real men. The playboys are just that: boys.

Please... Take your thoughts on life and men and women and our subjective roles in society back to whatever college classroom you just got out of.

The rest of us GROWNUPS are trying to enjoy some good old fashioned pointing fun at other people because we have actual lives with responsibilities that drag us down and need the comic relief.

Who gives a shit what you think about whether or not women are good or men or whatthefuck else you're blabbering about.

Its called entertainment. I get PAID to have deep thoughts. In my free time, I want a giggle. You're killing my buzz...

Also, this was fan made. Instead of debates on marriage or whatnot, let's learn a new word today, kids... Irony. Ironic that everyone says this woman is washed up but a fan made image even has enough power to throw the internet world into a total frenzy...

If you guys haven't heard it already..this site totally rocks it with the Britney Spears media (they have "Womanizer" and a TONNNN of other BritBrit songs)

http://www.iheartmusic.com/cc-common/mfeatures/britneyspears3OD/

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If you guys haven't heard it already..this site totally rocks it with the Britney Spears media (they have "Womanizer" and a TONNNN of other BritBrit songs)

http://www.iheartmusic.com/cc-common/mfeatures/britneyspears3OD/

Please... Take your thoughts on life and men and women and our subjective roles in society back to whatever college classroom you just got out of.

The rest of us GROWNUPS are trying to enjoy some good old fashioned pointing fun at other people because we have actual lives with responsibilities that drag us down and need the comic relief.

Who gives a shit what you think about whether or not women are good or men or whatthefuck else you're blabbering about.

Its called entertainment. I get PAID to have deep thoughts. In my free time, I want a giggle. You're killing my buzz...

Also, this was fan made. Instead of debates on marriage or whatnot, let's learn a new word today, kids... Irony. Ironic that everyone says this woman is washed up but a fan made image even has enough power to throw the internet world into a total frenzy...

This picture w