Sep 26 2008Britney Spears' new single for your listening 'pleasure'

i like it

first

second!

i would love to be the voice inside her head. oh the fun we would have.

i wonder if she swallows

Why are things "after the jump".
I am not jumping anything.

I need to smoke a million cigarettes and get a box put in my throat and maybe ill get a record deal!

charlie, you're a fucking liar. i could only stand about 33 seconds of this shit. i don't understand why she keeps doing this to us. give up already.

i actually love the song. i think it is some of her best work since toxic. i think its going to be big hit for her. good for her. i think everyone else needs to put their personal feelings about her aside and listen to the actual music that is putting out there. it is a good song and if it came from someone like rhianna we would all be head of heels for it. give the girl a break, its a great song.

Not that I like jumping, but I do like train wrecks. Where's the link from the "jump"?

There were a lot of babies made on "toxic" but this latest single is purely garbage!

Craptastic.

KEEP ON ROCKIN' BRITNEY!

FISH SUCKS!

i dunno which one the two gonna be more offended by the following sentence,

but frankly this "music" (sounds? noises?) reminds me of heidi montag's "efforts" in the music industry

i mean seriously, a 13 year old can do better.. sounds like a midi file with someone playing with a sound editor on their voice as the singer

ridiculous.
burp.

The song is totally annoying. I don’t know how anyone can possibly think this crap is any good. It’s the same lyrics over and over.

This is godawful, even by Britney's usual standards... and that's really saying something. Jesus.

i really like it!!! i hate how people are like "she cant sing..." well, guess what, neither can people like rihanna! if its a good song that you enjoy....who cares!!!!

GO BRIT!!!

The question isn't whether or not the song is good. Yes, you can shake your head to it. All whoever claims that this song sucks are either lying or are so musically inept that the most simple, rudimentary musical features don't have any effect on you.

The song is designed (note that it is designed) so that you'll shake your head to it. The beat, the snaps, the driving bassline, they're infectious because they're written by people who are actually good at creating music and know what gets us simpleton Americans moving.

Songs are bought and paid for these days, and I think that's what our problem is with Britney, the fact that she has little or nothing to do with the actual production of the song, yet her name is slapped across the front and her ugly mug is plastered on the CD cover. She has little to no talent whatsoever. She's just a product being sold to you. The music is soulless, no heart went into making.

Yes, the song is catchy, don't lie to us and yourself by saying you didn't bob your head to it.

But it's a plastic wrapped commodity and that therein lies my problem with it.

uhm... hey guys,
its britney.

Thanks for dogging on my single.

I mean, I have a hefty appetite to take care of and this song just cuts it to make the bills, buy me macaroni, and get me back on MTV (the best channel evar!)

So... before Im off to eat a burrito... or 8...

Id say the reason all you guys dont like my single is because you guys are womanizers! hahahah! Im clever!

I can already hear it pumping through all the strip clubs....

gonna be a couch dance classic....

hate it ... and why do we all congratulate her for doing things that she is suppose to do ... like wearing panties or taking care of her children ... she's just owning up to her responsibilities ... LIKE THE REST OF US ... big deal ... i liked a couple of songs when she was younger (like the rest of the world) but at least then she was trying to sing ... now everything is processed and fake ... and annoying ... she should just stop her "music career" and concentrate on her kids

Hostage negotiators will play this song repeatedly in order to force the criminals to give up without a fight...

It's all part of Gods plan. Now let us prey!

Yuck!!! Another damed female! How about some hot guys fer a change?!?!?!?

Hey, this song is every bit as good as Popozao...chill out. Too bad they broke up before they could do a duet together...that would be SWEEEEEET!

Pussy. Monkey House. Zoo. You know the drill.

Sounds like a cheap ass midi file ringtone you download for free...

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@ 17: hahahaha, it quiet obvious that the sound you hear is NOT her voice.....nor are the sounds of all the other "made" girls.

@ 6: *lol* so true

I'm gonna be honest....that song sucked!!! Maybe if I sang through my nose and had the sound electronically altered, I might get a freakin record deal too! Brit, go back to Starbucks and focus more on your coffee drinking vs. a singing career.

18, shut the fuck up about "shaking your head" or "bobbing your head." the song sucks. the only reason my head was shaking is because i was having a fucking seizure from the shitty music.

i guess the song is catchy if you listen to that kind of mindless shit. not i.

OH MAN that was bad. Bad bad bad. She just needs to give up already, give up Britney and realize your days are long gone.

Not gonna lie, Its pretty catchy

The Carnival mirror pic should be your headline pic jenna!

not thrilled about it

mmmmmm....soooooo meaty....

Not my favorite?

i hate myself for even clicking on this and i blame the jews for making this a big deal. i should have kept reading about the economy, and not even have click on this website. at this point, it would probably make me feel better than that song did.

Oh dear, is her singing bad? Forget it then. Britney has always been all about the singing, not the tits and ass. Let's all go listen to Madonna's greatest hits! And then dream about a nice hairy ass...

Hey, I've played Guitar Hero naked as well. It was fun, breezy, and a learning experience. Also now I know a thing or two as well.

The song is shit. But of course Britney fans are going to say they love it. Britney fans live in rooms papered wall to wall with pictures of her. They delude themselves that she is "looking a lot better these days". She is not. She is fat, greasy haired, pimply, and slabby armed. They have no lives except to wait for the day in which Britney will make her comeback, or come out with her new album, or be back on top. You can see these people commenting right here, saying they love or like the song or even standing up for it. I send out good wishes to following list of people. I wish that they will emerge from their Britney plastered walls, and join the world again--have a life! I wish that they will clean the bed sores they got while holding their Britney vigils--I wish the following people good luck:

Charlie
Chereice
mimi
brunette
getacluefags
Cherry Sundae

Sam Lufti used to sing this song to Britney when it was time to take medicine....
"Britney, it's time to take your tranquilizer, your tranquilizer you ho-ho."

#30 You rock!
I couldn't have said it better myself!
#18 Shut the fuck up, Obviously you don't know anything about good music, asshole.
That song sucks ass and everybody knows it, including that skank Britney.
Randal, you piece of shit, you had better not say anything about this being great,prick.
I Hate You Randalasscruncher!

Got helium?

THIS SONG IS HOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

Let's see if those assholes at Elton Duran, who are hosting this manufactured piece of money-making horse shit, will approve my comment on it, or if they'll censor out the bad and only post the positive ones... (like Kim fat hairy ass Kardashian)

Elvis, rather

again, why havent we killed her for harvest yet?

This has to be a first. 1st three posts, 3 different people... Fail, Fail, Fail.

I think McCain should suspend his campaign until Britney is hot again.

Every single "song" she has ever recorded sounds like shit so why should this be any different?

Plus in order to have a hit album you actually have to go out and physically support it by going on MTV etc, giving interviews and lots of other shit Brits handlers are in no way going to let this unstable wack-job do. Thats why even bigger peices of shit, like say Lady Ga GA, are all over the TV promoting thier ear bleeding "music".

So yeah good luck with all that Shitney.

I think my ears are bleeding. This is fucking awful but I'm sure she'll sell a shit loads of cd's and be on the top charts, because that's how fucked up the music industry is.

responding to those who didn't like my comment at 18:

I know good music, fuck faces. My range is all over the place. I can set examples of other music which you probably enjoy which is just a simple and as catchy as this music. But I'm too busy laughing at the pretentious fucks who say this song is trash while sitting behind a desk pretending data entry is an important field of work in this country.

IT'S FUCKING CLUB MUSIC DOUCHECLOWNS! DO YOU EXPECT ORNETTE COLEMAN SAX SOLOS BEHIND BRITNEY'S VOICE? IF IT SUCKS SO MUCH, YOU SHOULD EASILY BE ABLE TO WRITE A BETTER SONG AND SELL IT TO HER, MAKING A MILLION.

It's like a snickers bar, it taste fucking awesome but it'll rot your fucking body if you ingest too much of it.

it's not that i have something against britney, i actually liked her when i was 17 - 20, but i don't i like this womanizer song... the chorus part is terrible... sounds like a hen... ahh ahh ahhh... no... it did not fill my expectations as i thought. I like gimme more and pieces of me better. Well, hope she continues doing ok with her life.

#52 Why aren't you working for Rolling Stone with your intricate knowledge of all forms of music? You are wasting your time on here man. The world needs your voice. We obviously can't trust our own ears. We need you to educate us in the ways of aural pleasure. Simple and catchy is the new complicated and rewarding. You my friend are on the leading edge, don't let those people who look at you when you blast Hillary Duff get you down, the are ignorant, and sir, are wise.

I couldn't finish the song, it's pretty lame. The music is cool, but her "singing" ruins it. Secretly, I was hoping she'd get back on track, but this is disappointing.

I DID bob my head when I heard this song. But I usually do that when I vomit so no surprise there..

Maybe Coleman sax solos would make it better. I want my club music to have soul. She should remix some Sing, Sing, Sing! in there too. Kick ass drum solo? eh? eh?

Anyway, I normally can listen to just about anything (but country), and I had to stop around the first chorus. This is just plain bad. The lyrics were uh...repetitive as the beats that backed the song. Why did they pick this one to release as the first again? I was sure it was going to be like a timberland/timberlake song to boost her career. Since you know, they are teh hott right now and she is teh nott.

Oh wait she did get all those moon men, so I guess MTV deemed her as a musical genius.

What age do you think Britney lost her integrity? Pride? Shame? Did she have any to begin with? Since this is like grade F crap and my parents taught me to bring home A's or else.

Thanks #54, I never thought about a career for Rolling Stones, but after your recommendation, I'll follow up on that.

that's precisely why it sucks, because it is club music. none of that shit is good.

Techno-slop.

Isn't this what's playing in the background of the Space Mountain Ride? No wonder Admiral Akbar's mask looks so sad. That crap would make a sq

61st!!
Sounds like a Heidi Montag cover.

Nothing like music composed 100% on a computer. No humans required.

Do you like Britney's new song, "Womanizer"?

Yes, gimme more!
82.51 %

No, it's toxic!
17.49 %
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I liked it!

you guys are missing the most important point here. look how fat her arms are in the picture!

"What age do you think Britney lost her integrity? Pride? Shame? Did she have any to begin with?"

Ummm, she was born in LA. they don't have any of that shit down there.

90% of the Gay Club goers just went into a PoP frenzy !!! With out a very large amount of drinks and few hits of E it is awful !! But hey so is 99% of anything an American Idol contestant puts out. I am sure it will make money

#58, PLEASE! I beg of you! Come out from your Britney papered walls! See the world again! Wash those bed sores you acquired from all your Britney vigils! Lose the 300 pounds you put on waiting for Britney to come out with a new single! Please! Can't you see you're killing yourself?!

That song is just not good, at all. I admit to liking her previous music, not all of her songs, but a select few. That song is just..bad.

I go back and forth on this, depending on the day. Today, I want to do her.

This so terrible that I couldn't even listen to more than 5 seconds, and it just shows how the VMA awards are fake. The VMA judges were just using her for ratings. They must have been praying that she would do something sick again, and, since she didn't they just gave her a truck load of awards, like throwing pearls to a swine.

Hey, it's better than Heidi Montag!

Oh my gosh that was terrible.

wow the music sounds like crap, seems more like a SONG to USE for SINGING OVER.
seriously though, like 95% of the song says "your a womanizer" or
"boy don't try to front, i know just what you are" over and over.
i got tired of it after listening to the song about 30seconds in but just listened to it through and tried to play it a couple times more to try and like it but its impossible. she should just go back to her old style.

whoever produced the song did a terrible job on it.

Hey #52:

Club goers such as you are little girly boys who had overprotective momma's who wouldn't let them out of the front yard.

You'll never know good music in your pitiful lifetime.

If you guys don't like her (and I'm guessing most of you don't), then why even listen to it?! You admit to it all sounding the same and computerized...then just don't listen to it! "I know I don't like this kind of music, but I'll waste my time and listen to it anyway." It's fun music and you have to take it for that, and I think the millions of people who have bought her 60+ million albums would agree.

This is a solid piece of work as the opening of the song has that Euro Trance sound, only to morph into a deadly beat that makes the shoulders and head begin to move.

The number of remixes that will hit the clubs with this release will get the ladies on the floor shuffling their feet to the beat, their long hair swaying side to side as the ripples and waves crash around their backsides and upper thighs.

Once again, Britney proves why she's the Pop Princess and Pop Queen.

Owned!

Randal

# 70 -

You're so funny, you made my day - VMA statues are like throwing pearls to a swine. Ha Ha Ha - that is so cute!!

Explain how she makes so much money spitting out crap ass tunes like this. 1st she sounds like a freaking chipmunk.! 2nd she cant move her fat ass to save her life. I wish the media could focus on something other than a Spear, a Lohan or a Hilton.! Come on people... there are more important news worthy individuals out there.

#78-

You think the REAL media focuses too much on Britney?! You're in thesuperficial, not msnbc!!! If you want real news, you're on the wrong cite.

Reminds me of Alvin & the Chipmunks.

This song sucks. It sounds like somthing out of the synth bands of the 80's. Britney should give up the music career and find somthing new. She didnt do to bad in the recent tv apearances she has. My prediction is just like her last album after the hype and curiosity that will be created just befor the cd is released it will die a quick death. Britney is over for everyone but her die hard fans.

I'll punch you in the throat if you ever link to that song again. Okay now that that is out of the way. How about some half naked chicks.

anyone know what brand her sunglasses are? they are adorable...

Sounds like a good song for a Disney Channel show. I wonder how many times they sing the word "womanizer" in this song? I'm suprised Heidi Montag didn't get this song first.

Sounds like a good song for a Disney Channel show. I wonder how many times they sing the word "womanizer" in this song? I'm suprised Heidi Montag didn't get this song first.

I was excited to hear that, but I'm sorry, that was awful. I had to stop listening about one minute into the song. It's repetitive and monotone and I had to turn it off before I went crosseyed.

Randal continues his unbelievable lack of knowledge about music. I'm shocked.

She never could sing, but now she can't sing at all! Just put 1 Britney song on your ipod, BAM! You have her entire catalog *wink*

There are bands on freaking MySpace that have more talent than Britney could ever dream of having, and yet they're playing at local dives and living on a shoestring budget! Where's the justice in this world?

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Um - are my ear supposed to bleed? That was freakin' awful!

Yawn. Boring... But I'm sure she'll get some great VMA awards for her hard work. Is anyone else pissed off that she has more money than we all do put together???

Is that song playing right? It sounds like it's running at slightly too fast a speed. If it isn't then what happened to Britneys voice? It doesn't really sound like her compared to her earlier songs.

I'm not a Britney hater or lover. I've liked some of her songs and some not, but that one just doesn't work. Sounds a little too Alvin and the Chipmonksy to me.

Her voice is flat, monotone, lifeless. Her singing is lazy. There is a distinct lack of emotion like she is strung out on sedatives

GIVE US A BREAK.

well, i thought it would be good
the intro was ok, and all she had to do, was sing a couple of bars, and zap in some sweet sound effect
i....was wrong
its not good
the background boppyness was ok, but really, a song needs more than one note to make it sound less like 'stephen hawking does pop' and more like 'actual human girl displaying a tiny scrap of talent'

no, just no

you only hate britney because blogs tell you to. you are all fucking sheep. baaaaah!

it sounds like it's sampling tainted love...just like rihanna's song SOS. it's sung the same way too. but not bad...could be better.

it's not exactly groundbreaking,but it will be popular in clubs.as much as i like indie music etc,it is rather difficult to dance to without looking like one si having some kind of seizure.music like this fits the 'easy to dance to' bill

it's not exactly groundbreaking,but it will be popular in clubs.as much as i like indie music etc,it is rather difficult to dance to without looking like one si having some kind of seizure.music like this fits the 'easy to dance to' bill

Hahaha 84, Britney's new material come straight out of the Heidi Montag reject pile.

What a crappy song...Worthless

I love it! *ducks*

No emotion, no dynamics, monotone lyrics, same drum loop over and over, synth zap sounds, rinse, repeat for 4 minutes. yep, Britney's back! sheez womanizer, womanizer, womanizer womanizer, boy don't try to front, I I know jus-just what you are I said.. wow it's a HIT

I like how people still "take up for her" like she's a fragile little teeny bopper still.

She's a loser, get a clue already. NOT AN ARTIST/MUSICIAN, OK??

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I'm not a BRIT fan at all, but I will give credit where credit is due, But I'm sorry to say, there is no credit to give here.

this song is straight up GARBAGE, and you know it!!!!

Trust me, I'm being nice about it!..and for all those people who are worshing this trash song, well you wouldnt know real music if it PACMAN crawled up between your legs and had dinner!

I am afraid that my prayers for Amy may not be working. I am concerned that perhaps I may be in part responsible for her demise through the magic agency of my negative prayer energies.

Why does all her songs sound alike. They all sound like a computer. This song sucks.

Wow, you guys are insanely stupid that don't appreciate the fact that "Randal" is pure satire. Seriously???

That shit is hilarious.

I like Brit Brit but Im not extremely impressed. When does she sing on this song? I dont hear her at all.

F@#! It!
We'll do it live!

wow... a new low in the music machine. at least some of the other stuff had a tinge of personality or at least a beat to back it up... now it seems like she is trying to jump on the angry-chick-rock bandwagon and bubble-gumming the hell out of it. oh, it hurts.