Sep 16 2008Britney Spears makes a comeback - to Starbucks

The two star-crossed lovers reunited with a passion that day, my friends. Oh, how long has it been since one felt the other's embrace? This was truly a moment for the ages. And then the Frappucino spoke in his thick French accent suddenly making the straps of fair Britney's brassiere burn like a raging inferno:

"Show them your vagina, my Britney."
"But, Frappucino, I'm a good girl now."
"Do not ever stop doing that which you love."
"No, I mustn't."
"Britney, you cannot resist me."
"How do you know?"
"I am full of the caramel sauce."
"Well, I guess I could press it up against the window."

Photos: INFdaily.com

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No one cares. She needs to go away.

third!

It's amazing how she alternates between hot to fugly in within a weeks time.

Britneys like chicken that never gets eaten but microwaved over and over again.

I knew she'd fall off the wagon....


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She's there for their new oatmeal and vivanno offering.

I hate her for so many inexplicable reasons, but she's looking pretty good these days, and everyone deserves a little caffeinated treat once in a while...but must she continue w/ the extensions? Her hair must be out of the awkward growing-out phase by now. Grossness.

Ahhh, but we all know she has a tendency to binge... so the brief time she spent keeping fit, off the giant Frappucino's and keeping her appearance simple was just her latest binge... lol, back to good'ol-knowhatyouregetting Britney :) tomorrow she'll be wearing the entire wardrobe of a charity shop, and she'll be thinking she's pulled off the "look", LMAO... Go-Girl!

Damn, thanks fish for the funny comments..." I guess I could press it up against the window"....damn, I'm still laughing. Ah yes.

Psh, girl is ROCKIN' it now. Don't care. Love her. <3 You go, Brit.

# 10 - Clearly you chug cock.

Superfish.... I didn't know you were bald and wore Douche glasses!..... you sly dog you getting the scoop straight from Brittany....

McCain fought to protect college kids from the RIAA - and Democrats in bed with the recording industry:

From MTV July 21 2003
: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1474346/20030721/index.jhtml

"The copyright-infringement lawsuits the RIAA seeks are of the civil variety, but that may change if two congressmen have their way. Last week Democrats John Conyers (D) and Howard Berman (D) introduced a bill that would impose criminal penalties of up to five years in jail and a $250,000 fine against convicted swappers (see "Congressmen Introduce Bill To Make File Sharing A Felony").

It's unclear how far the legislation will get, though. "I would not support criminal penalties for the person who just shares music files," said Republican Senator John McCain of Arizona. "If there's some kind of organized and orchestrated organization that does this as a profession to make a profit, then that probably would be appropriate. Look, these artists deserve a return for their talents and their abilities; we've got to try and make that happen. But to throw people in jail because they file-share, in my view, is a terrible overreach."

Skip the whip!

Get ready for the return of the fat frappaccino sweating britney.

THIS IS BIG NEWS!!!! very Important stuff, thanks.

My pussy is sore as usual.

HILARIOUS Skit ;D

man she got some fat calves.

i didn't realize that not wearing make up out made you ugly? she looks good for having two children... and for how she's looked the past two years. haters shut the fuck up. she probably looks better than you. go britney!

Who is the 5 foot 6 guy?..is he supposed to be her bodyguard?

Good god, I hope Chu (Chelsey Handlers little sidekick) doesnt decide he wants a piece of brittany. Hed stomp that "Mr. clean stunt double from when he was 14" guy into the ground.

19 - that looks like pure muscle. Those legs would look great in some heels. Shapely!

She's got the most disgusting, short, fat and stumpy legs . She is so masculine.

her legs have no shape, they are like tree trunks, the same thickness up and down.

who cares about britney in this photo? what i want to know is what's this guy's name, what's his number, and does he like being bent over a desk and screwed with wild abandon? actually i don't even care if he likes it. i still wanna do it. he's HOT.

#21 -

I think her bodyguard is someone that used to be in the Israeli Army's Special Service.

I like how she's trying desperately to hide her 1200 calorie drink behind the token bottle of water.

Nice one, Fish. Haven't laughed up a lung in a while.

Yes, we all knew it. It is time for Britney to get fat again. After that, the time will come for her to go crazy again as well. I will be waiting. :)

#24, nice catch, I see what you're saying. There is no shape at all to her legs. They are exactly the same circumfrence and thickness, except for at the top, where they chub and blub out of her shorts. Then we get down to the ugly fucking knees, which twist and cankle like a disfigured man's face. The twisty, cankly, disfigured knees lead down into ham hock, beefy ankles that look as if they are separated into two parts. And yes, her legs are the same thickness all up and down. Good catch.

you guys are crazy; she looks better than she has in a long time! she looks so slender!

besides, are you guys really going to hate on her CALVES?? give her some credit! you guys always find something to hate on. if she had skinny calves, somebody would probably say something stupid like "UGH, i hate her sunglasses; they make her look fat!" or stupid shit like that.

Randal, Hit me baby one more time.

DAMN that was so funny!!! hahahahahahaha good one fish, I can totally see britney doing that

#31, you are correct sir. I would indeed.

That cunt could kick-start a cruise ship.

This "ROLE MODEL" must do something "USEFUL" with her spare time.
.................WHAT ELSE?
any suggestions?

Nice cankles. Also, I love picture #7. Y'AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Britney u dont worry what other say about u carry on your own way and f....k the people u are the people love personal admire

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