Sep 19 2008Britney Spears has the capacity for cleavageness

have to give her credit, she's looking a bit better. but for God's sake take off those Jackie O glasses

I WOULD SO HIT THAT

first?

I agree that she is looking better....but damn does she need to wash that hair

No scarred-up beaver? No dirty, hairy butthole pics?

Butthole beaver.

Personally, I'm much more excited that she took off that hideous pink plastic sports watch. But the boobs are nice too.

@4 Slut, do you think she's worried her extensions will fall out?

Speaking of great moms...so, Sarah and Todd Palin both are out on the campaign trail. Their kids are back in Alaska. Who's taking care of them? Probably the older daughters, which has been the case since she was elected governor (as we know now, Todd was usually present in the gov's office, copied on emails, and frequently made calls to legislators on behalf of Sarah...so he wasn't home, obviously...it's also why he won't testify in the abuse-of-power investigation being run by an 8:5 REPUBLICAN majority legislative council). No wonder the 17-year-old was looking for a way out. Poor kids.

I know what she did last summer, to put it mildly,,,she really derailed her career, no interest here...

Yeas, hair washing is in order, but she's probably worried about pulling out her hair extensions....which are just now starting to look like HAIR.
I knew she would come back. How did I know? I don't know! I just......had this feeling.
Not that I think she's all that talented or all that anything.........but with Sam Lutfischiessenbein out of the picture, I think she stood a chance.
she's looking pretty OK. Deserving of those MTV pity awards? Nah.....but hey, they are just some moon men statues............and I love a "comeback"...don't we all?
No? Well, anyhooooo............back to Amy Winehouse, while talented, will NEVER be OK again, she's going to die.
Sad.
MORE IMPORTANTLY (sorry for the all caps there), let's all get crossbows and dip the arrows in the ebola virus and shoot Heidi and Spencer for a whole day, and then, draw and quarter them, and then, put their heads on a street sign on Sunset Boulevard.
OK?
Does this sound harsh? :)

Definately Lickable....

fuck it i would do her

#7 I think she might be afraid of the extensions falling out, but lets be honest here, those bad boys have been in her hair since she started to get peach fuzz back on her shaven head....I don't think a blow torch would get those things out.

Oh, hey Pete...I do respect your right to vote for whom you want to, but this subject about Britney...man, you segued into the Sara Palin bashing ......it just....doesn't work. It was kinda............not about Britney or anything. I'm a Libertarian....and I keep that to myself USUALLY...but c'mon, Pete!
Fish, quit with this political stuff!
Star Bashing is FUN!

Just a comment about two moms who ditch their kids. 100% on topic.

I’d like to erase Brit from my memory, please.
I'd also like to take every single goddamned annoying motherfucking cock-eating shit-licking ass-rimming old-man-feltching fist-fucking piece of fucked up pathetic diarreah coming out of the ass of an old syphilis infected boxcar hobo motherfucker who types "FIRST", and rip their intestines out their asshole and make them eat it.

One day she seems "fuck" worthy, and the next day nut so much.

First!!

Britney always has been beautiful and still is.
Let's hope she doesn't become anorexic like so many others have.

Cleavage never goes out of style!

She looks better. But still a head case, no style and her cootch probably smells like an ashtray.....

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Rough Daddy - I don't understand why people even post after you have left your mark. Your satire and wit exceeds all and is an impossible act to follow. Most of us can only dream of the coherency of you leave in your comments. The fact that you are the only person conceived through anal sex is a testament to the struggles that you have overcome only to bless us all with your comments on thesuperficial.com.

#8:

You stupid, cocksucking dung spewing liberal piece of shit, take your off-topic sewage someplace else.

Well I agree that the boobs are looking large and in charge, but there isn't much in the way of cleavage in these shots...

It cannot go unremarked that #22 was funnier than shit.

Pete, you are NOT "100% on topic. I wasn't either. At least admit that! "Ditch their kids". Right. Give me a break.

Marry me Richard McBeef..

Shit, I was gonna call dibs, veggi

I would ass rape her, and then make her lick my cock clean.

http://www.youtube.com/v/U4-TZspqlOs&hl

in response to the attacks on Palin, here is some information on Obama!!!! suck on THAT liberals!

http://www.youtube.com/v/U4-TZspqlOs&hl

in response to the attacks on Palin, here is some information on Obama!!!! suck on THAT liberals!

http://www.youtube.com/v/U4-TZspqlOs&hl

in response to the attacks on Palin, here is some information on Obama!!!! suck on THAT liberals!

Mc kweef? I see you took 2 weeks of pondering to come up with a comment...A literary genius you will never be, so keep sneaking in your cubicle to see what I post every so offen...You are one more clown I have to deal with on here....

I wish someone would teach Brit to set down her fucking cell phone.

#33 OFFEN???? Hmmm....literary genius.....hmmmmmm....spellcheck much??

Oh, and First!!!!

Rough Daddy is off the cuff sweety!!!

Wow! Britney, you look amazing! You are so beautiful. Eagerly anticipating your new album, videos and tour! You smoked them back in the day and you continue to smoke it now.

Puff, puff! xoxo

Randal

#23 - you speak like such a fine American! Yet you cannot deny physical reality: if Sarah and Todd are traveling together on the campaign and their kids are back in Alaska, they've ditched the kids.

Obviously it's a source of shame for them. Here she is during an interview with her lapdog, Sean Hannity (it's the official transcript):

HANNITY: Governor, thank you for being with us.

GOV. SARAH PALIN, VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE: Thank you so much.

HANNITY: All right. You said when you were asked to be Senator McCain’s running mate that you didn’t hesitate, you didn’t blink. Tell us about the call, when that came.

PALIN: Well, I found out about the actual selection just a couple of days before you guys all did. Getting that nod was quite an experience, of course, because I knew that Senator McCain and his team had been doing a heck of a lot of research and vetting of many names. So, of course, it’s the utmost honor is what I felt when he actually said, do you want to help me do this? And I said, absolutely. Let’s get in there and let’s reform. We’ll shake some things up.

HANNITY: What was your family’s reaction? Was there time to huddle and have a hockey team meeting?

PALIN: It was a time of asking the girls to vote on it, anyway. And they voted unanimously, yes. Didn’t bother asking my son because, you know, he’s going to be off doing his thing anyway, so he wouldn’t be so impacted by, at least, the campaign period here. So asked the girls what they thought and they’re like, absolutely. Let’s do this, mom.

*** AH YES, LIES, SWEET SWEET HOCKEY MOM LIES ***

Here’s the official McCain campaign account, from communications director Jill Hazelbaker on August 29, the day McCain announced the selection of Palin as his running mate:

"Governor Palin arrived with Kris Perry in Flagstaff, Arizona, on Wednesday evening. Upon arrival, Governor Palin and her longtime aide Kris Perry met with Steve Schmidt and Mark Salter of the McCain campaign at Mr. Bob Delgado’s home in Flagstaff. Mr. Delgado is the CEO of the Hensley corporation, which is Mrs. Cindy McCain’s family business. On Thursday morning, Governor Palin and staff were joined by Mrs. Cindy McCain and later joined by John McCain at the McCain family home in Sedona, Arizona. At approximately 11:00 a.m. Thursday August 28, 2008, John McCain formally invited Governor Sarah Palin to join the Republican ticket as the vice presidential nominee on the deck of the McCain family home.

Later that morning, John McCain departed for Phoenix and Governor Palin departed with staff to Flagstaff, Arizona. Governor Palin, Kris Perry, Steve Schmidt and Mark Salter proceeded to the Manchester Inn and Conference Center in Middleton, Ohio. They were checked into the hotel as the Upton Family. While there, Governor Palin’s children, who had been told they were going to Ohio to celebrate their parents’ wedding anniversary, were told for the first time that their mother would be a nominee for Vice President of the United States of America."

***So, nice job inventing a new, much less authoritarian story, where they discuss everything as a family! Except...whoops!!! They forgot to clue in Todd about the new, family-friendly lies! Here's a transcript of his interview with Greta van Nostril --- I mean, Susteren:

VAN SUSTEREN: And so when did the kids first finally get the official word?

PALIN: When we got to Ohio.

VAN SUSTEREN: Not until then.

PALIN: Yes. The official word, yes.

VAN SUSTEREN: Because that’s a long flight between here and Ohio, where your kids are sitting there. They’ve been — their cell phones have been taken away. They think they’re going to some 20th anniversary party. Dad’s acting a little weird at that point, don’t you think?

PALIN: Yes. But I just made it a point that, Don’t ask any questions, and you know, just be ready for a surprise.

VAN SUSTEREN: So what time did you land in Ohio, about?

PALIN: I think it was about 11:00 o’clock at night.

*** Hard to see any room for "interpretation" here. But that Sarah Palin - what a charming woman! So honest! So straight-talking! I really really really like her and trust her!!! And, say, how much did you say that bridge costs????

pete, you seem like an angry fag

jesus, speak for yourself. You had women throwing themselves at you - include some real pros - and you spend all your time hanging around with 12 sausages.

Mc kweef doesnt realize, no one would notice his comments if he doesnt attack roughness!

Them shoes ain't what's up AT ALL

I love those drive by comments from mc kweef...

Wow, Pete #33. Looks like someone learned how to use "cut and paste". Congratulations. Your mom would be so proud, if she were alive today and hadn't choked on my nob last year.

@43 goatse boy, as usual your comments are antagonistic and off-topic. if you don't have anything nice to say about anyone, sit next to me.

Wow, Pete #38. Looks like someone learned how to use "cut and paste". Congratulations. Your mom would be so proud, if she were alive today and hadn't choked on my nob last year.

"Dude" learn to use a computer. We didn't need to see your comment twice, especially since we've seen it 1000 times before.

she does not look good, she just doesn't look horrifyingly awful

still a no-talent, overcompensated, uneducated piggle

to everyone so teary-eyed abouther "comeback": worry about people with real problems, like BASEMENTCAT

She's wearing the wrong size bra.. that's all.

i don't give rat's ass about her tits. if you have 2 babies you are bound to have tit.... tits with milk in it. she got the legs of a giant and her body type reminds me of brook hogan's but less massive.

#48. Exactly. You're so used to seeing her vomit worthy state that you people think THIS is good. Look at her pudge dough sausage arms for fucks sake she's still fat and she looks aged, ragged, dirty, smelly, and fucking beat. She's such a walking proactive add too with her perma chincne (chin acne).

Why can't she who shall not be named just disappear into the "where are they now obscurity?" she so clearly belongs in. Remember when idiot stars would just vanish when they became useless and irrelevant, but now with the ishit faced paparazzi (which celebs are responsible for BTW, when you act like a spectacle you'll get treated like one) these loosers never stop being famous and NEVER go away. It's so bizarre to see a total hasbeen getting so much attention, is this the nrew face of fame; the freaks are the famous. It wasn't like this in the old days.

PLEASE take the political commentary elsewhere. please?

i like brit's jeans. yeah... that's about it. needs some dawn on that greasy head.

true religion tank top YAAAAAAAAAY true religion jeans yaaaaaay

I've often noticed that the writer for The Superficial gets a lot of hate from his readers so I thought I'd put my positive review in words so that they could know that not everyone who reads their blog is negative when it comes to reviewing their obsession with it.

I don't really follow the tabloid culture or go to papparazzi sites but I've always found the humour at The Superficial to be unrivalled. You're a constantly witty and funny writer. Kudos.

1.)to pete:your posts shrink a fellow's dick and fuses a gal's vagina shut, quit posting, you imbecile, and jump out a twelfth story window.
2.)remember, folks you hit that clam, you marry that clam. Don't say I didn't warn you. Isn't this a month with a "R" in it? Oh, good.

Jeez, but that is one fat, chunky, slab o' arm! Looks like a ham hock! YIKES! FA-AT! Fat arm! EW!

#51 I have to agree with you. Everyone who has seen her has been used to seeing her in vomit-like states. Here, she is in a less than vomit-like state. But make no mistake, she does NOT look good. Her hair is unwashed, uncombed, unruly, and looks rats-nesty and greasy. Gross. Behind her sunglasses, it looks like she has ugly, lazy eyes. She has zits on her face. She has a massively fat, beastly, obese arm, (or arms, I should say--I can only see one, but if you have one massive fat, beastly, obese arm, it only stands to reason that you have two as well). Sorry to burst Britney fans' bubbles, but yuck.

See, Pete! Not everyone agrees with you! It's about that silly Britney, NOT about your bajillion long diatribe about an interview with Sarah Palin.
You are kind of angry. I wasn't being mean, but hey, after all is said and done, this is "The Superficial". And it's funny, and I like Fish's comments, they KILL, they are so funny.
Lighten up, and don't forget to vote! I'm betting your an Obama man............wild guess...................:)
Oh, OK, I can't help it. Read THE COMMUNINIST MANIFESTO. Obama could have written it. He's scary and sneaky and has no leadership skills, any more than that PLAGERIST Joe Biden, (does ANYONE remember? I do, and I was LITTLE!)... or EVEN maybe, your NEW most hated person, Sarah Palin!
"Happy days are here again....." eh...whatever. Britney looks OK. Next topic.

Im starting to get alittle jealous of her again.. Shes looking great!!! Good for her..

You guys give Pete some slack.

You see, Pete tries to air his "views" on political sites, where they are appropriate, but he isn't up to REAL political debate. The people there tear him a new corn chute whenever he posts.

So he comes here where, for some reason only known to him, he thinks his political views will be more accepted.

Imagine his surprise when he is told to take his political posts for a long walk on a short pier.

By the way Pete, we'd say the same thing to you even if your dumb ass was posting stuff with a conservative slant. And what we would say is: "Go fuck yourself, it isn't welcome here".

i wanna lick her new bodyguard from head to toe, not leaving anything out.

YEP FOLKS, there is indeed more misery to come!!

#8
What in the hell does that have to do with this post.
This site used to be about crapping on these idiot celebrities, but lately every unhinged moron keeps screaming about Republicans, Palin family, etc. Why dont you go hang around Daily Kos with the rest of the losers.

The Republicans have been systematically allowing their Zionist Master Elite Bankers to ass rape our very industrial core for their glorious profit which is quite manly and all what with all the genocidal wars in the middle east.
Those who support this will see in the coming years that they have erred grievously when the cost of food, water, fuel, electricity have risen ruinously. Not to mention the lack of employment and spiralling debt passed on to the dying middle class.

You people are truly the lowest possible state of humanity and should be bred out of existence. No offense by the way.
May your kind one day be sterilized.
Praise be to the annointed (crocodile greased).

#64, this is a CELEBRITY FUNNY Bashing dry wit (sometimes) laugh out loud place.
Go take your horrible, scary, serial killer rants someplace else.
Mkkkk?

Being a woman, I don't notice the rack.

Just the FUCKING RATTY HEAD.

How many years is it now? How much money. Bitch still puts that shit on top of her head like she's on the way to the gas station. Shit, even I comb my hair before I go to the nasty gas stop.

When I see her out for 6 months consistently with combed and groomed hair, I'll then believe she's "recovered".