Sep 30 2008Britney Spears' camp denies sex tape reports
After word broke yesterday that Adnan Ghalib is looking to sell a sex tape of Britney Spears to the highest bidder, her people are denying its existence, E! News reports:
"The story is completely false," the source tells E! News.
Spears' rep at Jive Records has not responded to calls seeking comment.
Of course, no one's asking Britney about the tape - until now!
THE SUPERFICIAL: Britney, did you make a sex tape with Adnan Ghalib?
BRITNEY: Stop talking to me giant Frappucino in pants!
THE SUPERFICIAL: Again, is there a tape of you having sex in Mexico?
BRITNEY: I'm gonna stick a straw in your head.
THE SUPERFICIAL: Just say "yes" or "n- *KERCHUNK*
BRITNEY: Can someone get the whipped cream can out of my purse? Yeah. Under the chocolate sauce.
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Reader Comments
1. Richard McBeef - September 30, 2008 10:04 AM
you know you would.
2. blp - September 30, 2008 10:08 AM
I so would, especially in that pink wig.
3. Richard McBeef - September 30, 2008 10:09 AM
That fuck tape has a piss scene. Guaranteed. I bet it also has some chest shitting, maybe even a chili dog. Ghalib gives himself a dirty sanchez and Britney shits in a cup.
4. Scrimner - September 30, 2008 10:12 AM
Looks like we found our highest bidders.
Nice hair.....
5. Just two - September 30, 2008 10:12 AM
Just two little bullets in the back of Adnan's head. Just two, that's all I ask. That's not so much to ask, is it?
6. Randal - September 30, 2008 10:13 AM
Britney,
Own up to your past and you can move forward.
Besides, spinning while taking it up the butt from a terrorist would show that you support whirled piece.
XOXOXOXO
- Randal
7. There's no business like show business - September 30, 2008 10:18 AM
There's no business like show business
8. HorribleJudgment - September 30, 2008 10:20 AM
Big shock, she denies it. Of course she wasn't going to come out and say it's fucking true. It actually might be false, by the way. That Adnan douche just milking his 15 minutes of fame for all its worth. He's about to fade into douchey obscurity, bound to glue his pubic patches on his face all by himself for the rest of his douchey life. But then again, I can totally see that cow Britney making a sex tape with pube face, and l'm sure she did.
What I want to know is what in God's name did we do wrong to deserve having fat hog Britney completely naked being shoved at us? Pimply ass, jiggle rolls, cellulite and everything? WHYYYYY?!
9. There's no business like show business - September 30, 2008 10:24 AM
There's no business like show business
10. karolina - September 30, 2008 10:27 AM
How many times do we have to go through "sex tape" allegations with celebrities??? Put the camcorder away guys!
11. Danklin24 - September 30, 2008 10:40 AM
Dude these Britney jokes are getting lame. They were funny when she actually was batshit crazy.
12. Rough Daddy - September 30, 2008 10:47 AM
No sex tape? The smut revenue growth just took a nose dive!!
13. Ted from LA - September 30, 2008 11:14 AM
Awww man.
I wanted to see Adnan Ghalibs uncircumcised penis.
I wonder if he will have his suicide vest on while nude? That would be hot.
أنا صغيرة فتى [فوكينغ] ، خنزير [شيت] يأكل رمل الزنجيّ أنّ يكون حمقاء بما أنّ الكلاب أنا [فوك].
14. Geek - September 30, 2008 11:22 AM
of course there's a brit sex tape! is there even a question?
15. Geek - September 30, 2008 11:22 AM
of course there's a brit sex tape! is there even a question?
16. bitingontinfoil - September 30, 2008 11:24 AM
Nice to see she's gone back to the 3 day-old-makeup/greasy hair FUG.
17. Trolls Lack Creativity - September 30, 2008 11:27 AM
13- You're a loser. Try being your own man. Embrace your homosexuality.
18. Ted from LA - September 30, 2008 11:49 AM
17- Id love to see your little penis too. Especially if you still shave your balls.
What are you so angry about? Am I stealing your homosexual thunder?
Go ahead girl...Ill give you the floor for your dragging prolapsed rectum.
19. Narcissist - September 30, 2008 12:18 PM
Adnan: "What? No sex tape? How can the infidels lie?"
Upon closer inspection, he discovers it's a tape of him making whoopee with a pig in a wig.
20. saviana - September 30, 2008 12:46 PM
this new writer is seriously so fucking not funny. i'm starting to lose interest in even visiting this site. what the fuck
21. SpacePenis - September 30, 2008 1:24 PM
Britney Spears has a camp?
Is it for children whose parents hate them?
Or for children taken from thier parents by the state?
22. Kate - September 30, 2008 1:39 PM
When were these pictures taken? So much for the "shower = comeback" association Brit fans were dying to make.
23. Dannydrunko - September 30, 2008 1:39 PM
Sex tape? Hmmm, I'm not sure the Scream franchise can handle another addition...
24. dude - September 30, 2008 1:49 PM
i saw four stills on idontlikeyouinthatway dot com, and it's definately her in the bath tub running water over her thingie.. supposedly more pix on 979kissfm dot com but i couldn't find those, not that i looked that hard..
25. pat - September 30, 2008 2:14 PM
How would "her people" even know? They weren't there. And Britney was in no condition to know what was going on - so even if she sincerely doesn't know about it, doesn't mean that one wasn't made.
I have no idea if there is or isn't one - and neither does Britney's camp. Only Adnan knows.
26. adnan is a douche - September 30, 2008 2:57 PM
Knowing this douche its probably some blonde hooker he picked up on a street corner somewhere, paid her 5.00, got her drunk, slapped a pink wig on her and filmed it. "Home films" aren't exactly known for their clarity and you have to wonder why this asshat waited so long to release it. He claims death threats, I smell a scam. If it is Spears, its rape and illegal to distribute, hence, if theres a God this scumbag will go up the creek for a very long time.
27. adnan is a douche - September 30, 2008 2:59 PM
@20. saviana - September 30, 2008 12:46 PM
"this new writer is seriously so fucking not funny. i'm starting to lose interest in even visiting this site. what the fuck"
I have to agree with that as well.
28. Toonkinstein - September 30, 2008 3:48 PM
....since the alledged aex tape was made in her "drugged up stage"....wouldn't that tape constitute as "date rape"....and asking for money for it be considered extortion?.....Both are against the law.......anyone looking into this......
29. Poo Poo on Head - September 30, 2008 5:45 PM
My God, her hair is filithy. She needs to buy some waterless shampoo. I but it at Pet Co. for my puppy, but it looks like she needs it more.
30. Poo Poo on Head - September 30, 2008 5:46 PM
My God, her hair is filthy. She needs to buy some waterless shampoo. I but it at Pet Co. for my puppy, but it looks like she needs it more.
31. Poo Poo on Head - September 30, 2008 5:46 PM
My God, her hair is filthy. She needs to buy some waterless shampoo. I buy it at Pet Co. for my puppy, but it looks like she needs it more.
32. Poo Poo on Head - September 30, 2008 5:48 PM
Well, at least the third post doesn't have any typos - HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!
33. IWONKY - October 1, 2008 4:37 AM
She's got her eyes glued on the bald dude like he's K-Fed 2.
34. gerard Vandenberg - October 1, 2008 10:49 AM
This is america, folks.
WHAT ELSE DID YOU EXPECT?
35. Banquo - October 1, 2008 11:29 AM
Adnan Ghalib means "Nads that are Rotted" in no less than 4 languages.
Also, is it me or does she look kinda,...well,....
*wince*
attractive? in these pics?
I mean maybe it's just becasue she's weariing normal human clothes and stuff but,...If I didn't know that Adnard and K-Fred had been up in there I just might want to....no,..CHRIST NO!!!!
It's Brittney man snap out of it!!!
Must.... look at Jennifer.... Anniston pics to purge my soul!!!