Sep 4 2008Bristol Palin NOT getting gift from Jamie Lynn :(
It turns out Lynne Spears did not send Bristol Palin $60 pink burpcloths on behalf of Jamie Lynn. I don't see why Lynne bothered denying the report because even a cynical bastard like myself thought it was a nice gesture. Until I remembered I have a penis then went around punching everyone within eyesight in the face. TOUGH GUY! E! News reports:
"I just got off the phone with Lynne. I can tell you that she hasn't sent her any gifts, but that she does support Sarah and, of course, can empathize with their situation," Curt Handling, Spears' publicist at the Thomas Nelson publishing company, tells E! News.
It's a damn shame. No fancy burpcloths for America's favorite politically-polarizing pregnant teen. I guess Bristol Palin will have to wipe her baby's spit the old fashioned way: With moose antlers or the hull of an oil tanker.
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Reader Comments
1. rae - September 4, 2008 3:48 PM
who cares
2. Sarah Palin's Boy Toy - September 4, 2008 3:48 PM
Sad, she will miss trailer trash shit.
3. Randal - September 4, 2008 3:50 PM
Just wanted to take this moment to congratulate the new mother. You are a young and healthy young lady that will bring much needed joy and love to your newborn.
May the little one be born perfectly healthy, boy or girl. All the best.
Randal
4. Mo - September 4, 2008 3:51 PM
I am so sick of hearing about this litle girl.
5. minniememe - September 4, 2008 3:53 PM
She did get those new brand of diapers "Luvs n Leaves"
6. rough daddy - September 4, 2008 3:55 PM
of course the story aint true, how else would superfish get so many commentators!
7. Hank - September 4, 2008 3:55 PM
I love to bang her into the headboard of an igloo. Dirty little Alaskan redneck slut needs it good!
8. veggi - September 4, 2008 3:59 PM
It's ok, her mom has plenty of cumburp cloths.
9. Shut Up Randal - September 4, 2008 4:00 PM
Sycophant.
10. Run Baby Run! - September 4, 2008 4:01 PM
File this one under "Who Gives A Shit", I guess. Now, the supposed nudes of the the VP candidate....that's the story you need to be telling! I seen em, and I doubt they are real. But who cares when this one isn't! http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/09/01-07/sarah-palin-leather.jpg
11. Jim - September 4, 2008 4:01 PM
I guess her "hockey mom" forgot to teach her how to close the five-hole.
12. rough daddy - September 4, 2008 4:04 PM
very profound veggi #8
13. FRIST!!! - September 4, 2008 4:06 PM
#4 AGREED
She was actually in MY town just the other day and I didn't even find out til the 10:00 news. They put her on the fucking news. That she was in my town. what an exciting town I live in.
Although one time I sat in the Peacock room at the Davenport and Jason Lee was in there smoking a cigar. Sitting in the same room with a famous person makes you famous as well, you know.
So, what else is new? What did you have for lunch today? I had leftover Hamburger Helper and cottage cheese. Yum. Ok, not that yum. I'm bored. Is anyone else bored?
14. National Enquirer - September 4, 2008 4:07 PM
MUSICAL BEDS!!! BRISTOL'S BABY-DADDY IS...DADDY! TRIG'S DADDY IS BRISTOL'S BF! HE SHOOTS - HE SCORES!!!
15. mr sensitive - September 4, 2008 4:11 PM
I look at the parents and think, wow, what an attractive couple. I look at the kids in the picture and think, wow, how many retards did they have???
16. rough daddy - September 4, 2008 4:14 PM
wow! #13? how much of a loser are you? being around 5th rate celebrities make you feel relevant? youll never be! just stick to checking the "dicctionnary" when i type...
17. minniememe - September 4, 2008 4:20 PM
@16 Sounds like somebody's cranky because their daddy hasn't fucked him up the ass today
18. rough daddy - September 4, 2008 4:22 PM
damn those are some huge sweater meats
19. gman - September 4, 2008 4:22 PM
I would love bang Sarah and Bristol very hard anally then come on their ample breasts.... McCain is a complete douche bag but if he does get elected.. it will provide a plethora of masturbatory opportunities when ever Sarah and her hot daughters are shown on TV gigling those large feed bags.. so thats a plus I guess... Until the Dollar collapses anyways...
20. Bristol - September 4, 2008 4:24 PM
I'm 17 and pregnant and not married, and I absolutely LOVE to be dragged out in front of the national media. THANKS MOM!
21. rough daddy - September 4, 2008 4:25 PM
there ya go!!!
22. Maury Povich - September 4, 2008 4:27 PM
#20 Please bring your loser boyfriend to my show. I would love to give you guys a paternity test. You must dress like a slut and he has to wear his hockey uniform and come out on stage flipping the bird. Call my office, k? The public needs to know if he IS or IS NOT the father. Until next time, America.
23. FRIST!!! - September 4, 2008 4:29 PM
LOL at #17
Rough daddy, why don't you just go back to mindlessly commentating??
But seriously, what did you have for lunch?
24. julia bella - September 4, 2008 4:29 PM
zzzzzzz
25. rough daddy - September 4, 2008 4:30 PM
heyyyy there's our resident slut now=julia bella
26. Tim - September 4, 2008 4:30 PM
Palin's daughter is such an obvious slut! Perfect for my favorite trick - while she's sucking my cock, looking into her eyes and start whispering a bunch of bs about how she's beautiful and I love her so much and BAM - first big spurt, outta nowhere! And when she tries to pull off, no no no, somebody already put his hand on the back of her head! Sorry, little slut girl, you're gonna eat every thick gob of salty semen. The more you dislike it, the more I spurt.
27. Deacon Jones - September 4, 2008 4:31 PM
Boy oh boy what I would do to get my hands on those tits!
No wonder the guy nutted in her, couldnt help himself
28. julia bella - September 4, 2008 4:31 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzz
29. rough daddy - September 4, 2008 4:32 PM
Hey fisted? @23 youre upset im interupting some arousing conversation between really lonely people at the office?
30. Goodgenes - September 4, 2008 4:33 PM
Wow she is really pretty.
31. Pat - September 4, 2008 4:33 PM
I love how Palin is proudly presenting her perfect Republican family, and they're all sluts and retards.
32. Come-Honor-Face - September 4, 2008 4:34 PM
say what you will, that chick is going to make x-tina's fun bags look like pimples after she pops that kid out and she starts filling up the milk dispencers..........
33. rough daddy - September 4, 2008 4:34 PM
you were waiting for me all along werent you bella?
34. rough daddy - September 4, 2008 4:36 PM
this fisted guy#23 hes ready to blow jason lee because the man happen to work in entertainment,,,how pathetic are you?
35. julia bella - September 4, 2008 4:36 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
36. Venom - September 4, 2008 4:40 PM
Well, hopefully her second kid turns out healthier than the first.
I mean come on, she is 17 and 5 months pregnant and yet she is way bigger than her mother who had 4 kids was at 71/2 months.
Who do the Palins they they are kidding.
37. rough daddy - September 4, 2008 4:43 PM
hey bella? ill bet bella is the last thing people think of when they see you right?
38. Maury Povich - September 4, 2008 4:44 PM
"OH EARL! OH EARL!"
That's #34 screaming as he's getting fucked by Jason Lee.
39. Maury Povich - September 4, 2008 4:45 PM
Until next time, America...
40. UK_Matt - September 4, 2008 4:45 PM
Great Tits. If she ain't preggo in this shot, wow...they're gonna be greater.
41. UK_Matt - September 4, 2008 4:45 PM
Great Tits. If she ain't preggo in this shot, wow...they're gonna be greater.
42. julia bella - September 4, 2008 4:47 PM
***SIGH***
43. rough daddy - September 4, 2008 4:48 PM
now im included in everyone's fantasies thanks to you julia bella
44. Truth - September 4, 2008 4:50 PM
If you're in that house, you're trying to fuck the mom, not the daughter. It wouldn't be all that difficult - her husband is distant and resentful that he's the "wife" of a woman with an important career, and she clearly LOVES attention. "Gee Mrs. Palin, you look better than all the girls in my class!" would get you halfway there. Throw in something like "If you were my wife I'd want to be with you all day and all night!" and you're helping her take off her pantyhose. Dim the lights, though...even the most MILFy 44-year-old mother of 5 (4?) has some junk you just don't want to see in harsh light...
45. sixpack - September 4, 2008 4:50 PM
nice rack. Where are the Palin bikini photos? THAT'S what we need to see.
46. Rob - September 4, 2008 4:51 PM
I'd hit it...
...then go directly to jail.
47. rough daddy - September 4, 2008 4:51 PM
hey julia? put those krespe creams down and type something!!!
48. Kennedy - September 4, 2008 4:59 PM
I think family members should be left out of political news. Has anyone been watching the DNC and RNC on CNN or BBC? Palin's speech at the RNC was the usual rhetoric spoken by Bush. It should be no surprise that Palin used Bush's speech writer to write her speech since they both sounded familiar with rants about how Obama wants to increase taxes, BUT Palin fails to mention that Obama only wants to tax the rich elite which eliminates most Americans from higher taxes. I could go on and on but, should not, so please stay informed and vote for Obama.
49. Rob - September 4, 2008 5:03 PM
@48
Yeah Hooray for socialism:
In Obama's "plan"
"Providing Equal Pay for Equivalent Jobs
The Act would equalize wage disparities between jobs that are segregated on the basis of sex, race, or national origin, but require equivalent skills, effort, responsibility, and working conditions."
50. Clem - September 4, 2008 5:17 PM
She's orange and fugly.
51. Pinky - September 4, 2008 5:23 PM
Dem is some big juicy delicious looking titties.
52. Racer X - September 4, 2008 5:26 PM
Republican SLUT.
53. spamfighter - September 4, 2008 5:26 PM
There's something about that girl I like. A lot. If I could just put my finger on it.
54. blah blah blah - September 4, 2008 5:32 PM
rant all you want about Obama being a socialist or a "commie" or a "Mooslim" terrorist, but the only important factor was determined today: job losses will continue and unemployment will rise through the fourth quarter (actually into next year). at the RNC they're not even bother to try talking about any of that - they actually believe it's a "mental recession" in a "nation of whiners." next, McCain will fumble his way through economic questions at the debates. it's all over, folks.
55. Typical Ignorant Republican Slut - September 4, 2008 5:32 PM
Damn those little right wing whores sure aint got no morals do they??? I'll give it to em though, they know how to talk some shit! Lie, lie, lie. Tax the poor, invade other countries to do the bidding of their masters (we all know who owns this country don't we?), pollute the earth like there's no tomorrow, call people who oppose them hippies and commies and extremists and tree huggers and liberals. Wow, too bad they couldn't all just fuck off already.
They should all just ummm experience that rapture and go up into heaven with their Messiah. So just, so pure, so retarded.
The chosen right wing. The party of God.(and with all the wars throughout the ages no wonder they worshop Horus, the god of war, you know, the eyeball over the unfinished pyramid thingy on your one dollar bill that says NOVUS ORDO SECLOREM (new world order).
This shit really aint funny. All hail the freemasons and their masters the Illuminati.
56. boo - September 4, 2008 5:50 PM
My anti Dem comments aren't getting posted.
Fish is filtering
57. abomination - September 4, 2008 5:58 PM
"Obama only wants to tax the rich elite which eliminates most Americans from higher taxes"
Nobody could be that economically stupid. I guess his taxes which are NOT just for the "rich elite", wont effect you, unless of couse you buy food, clothing, gas, shelter, run a small business, work for a small business. Obama will take his water from one side of the bucket and you can keep yours on your side. And good luck with the quack you get from the health care he'll provide. Democrats just sit around bitching about everything and waiting for the government to come save them. Get off you ass and earn your way.
Think about it.
58. duh der doye - September 4, 2008 6:13 PM
#57 - the best part of your irrational rant was "Think about it" - come on, you didn't mean that! Clearly, with "Get off you ass and earn your way" you agree with McCain's "nation of whiners" position. I guess all the stats about the economy and jobs and foreclosures are fake, it's all whining after all.
I also believe this: the Republicans who spoke last night will, in fact, lead the charge to take back "liberal Washington." The best speaker was Mitt Romney - he really gave it to the wealthy Eastern liberal elite. I think his first target should be...Gov. Mitt Romney of Massachusetts. That guy is worth $500 million. His father George was the president of American Motors, the governor of Michigan, and a White House cabinet secretary. As governor of Massachusetts, Mitt Romney was pro-choice, pro-gay-rights, pro-universal health care. Mitt Romney is EXACTLY the type of wealthy Eastern liberal elite that Mitt Romney should drive out of politics.
The thing is, the Republicans never batted an eye as this stuff went on all night long. Maybe they were under strict orders to stay as still as possible, lest somebody slip and say "President Bush" or "Vice President Cheney" by accident. That would have ruined everything.
59. Ted from LA - September 4, 2008 6:25 PM
Does this make Jamie Lynn an Eskimo giver?
60. lloyd johnson - September 4, 2008 6:26 PM
Did anyone else notice the eye contact between "baby's dad" and "little sis" at the RNC last night? I bet he's gonna hit it within a year if he hasn't already!
61. Emily - September 4, 2008 6:47 PM
That picture above is not of Bristol Palin... that is their daughter Willow.
62. Beej - September 4, 2008 6:51 PM
With tits like that, no wonder she became a mom.
63. Noah - September 4, 2008 8:34 PM
fucking hypocrites bush is a fucking slut taking it in the wite house do you really want 4 more years of bush and cheney and big corporations shiting on the constittution while poor people get left in new orleens any one that votes for mccain is a fucking moron i hope sara pallin and her entire family gets aids
64. McCain is a disgrace and not qualified - September 4, 2008 10:32 PM
Ha ha the guy graduates at the bottom of his class at naval acadamy and runs for president. Then he picks a big titted whore who likes to murder the animals for sport and show off with big manly guns. Complete and utter disrespect for life and intelligence and people will still vote for this kind of mindless representation. I wish I had a new continent to move to this one sucks or rather the humans here do.
65. proudtobeanamerican - September 4, 2008 11:02 PM
Yes whiners and complainers.
Now go with YOUR "rant"
66. Moby Ding Dong - September 4, 2008 11:26 PM
she definitely got some big ol' breassuses
67. gerard Vandenberg - September 5, 2008 12:16 AM
Those young, dum and immature mothers are america's new future?
68. jo - September 5, 2008 3:14 AM
its weird that (some of) you Americans think that anybody who isn't a republican is a communist. NO-ONE else in the world thinks like that. You may as well say that the whole of Europe is socialist (which its not) and countries like Australia & Canada are also socialist just because they have accessible healthcare - which seems like a crime according to some of you folk.
69. Proudtobeamerican and ashamedofourgovernment - September 5, 2008 6:48 AM
Yeah it makes me wanna fight when these right wing radical muslim/christian retards think they have the answer - subvert the constitution! Kill, maim, destroy, dig up and blow up. YEEHAA! (Sick and impotent)
Yeah if you ain't a republican you aint a real American. Is that what you simpleton sheep think honestly? Well your party of the wicked run by Neocons (war mongering globalists bent on reducing us to slave status) have wrecked this country and I guess you are not bright enough to have noticed.
70. Sarah Palin's Boy Toy - September 5, 2008 8:35 AM
#61 - That pic is Bristol.
71. joey joejoe - September 5, 2008 9:35 AM
i'd do her and her mom.
72. John McCain - September 5, 2008 10:06 AM
She's got huge jugs. That's how I decided I wanted her Mom for VP.
73. Sara - September 5, 2008 11:36 AM
#57
I make a great salary and do not need hand outs from the government, but there are people that need help from the government to get back on their feet and I am all for this. US spends 12 million a month in Iraq and when Obama gets elected the war will eventually phase out and the extra 12 million can go to fixing the US.
74. Baby Hospital - September 5, 2008 1:19 PM
I once visited a home for young un-wed-mothers in Los Angeles when I was a Girl Scout. It was such a horrible experience to see all of theses young women that had been kicked out of their homes because their parents couldn't afford another child or thought their daughter was a slut. Well, Bristol and Jamie Lynne will never have to experience any of these demeaning, motherhood experiences since they are both rich. It must be nice to not know how the real world lives. Just so you all know, all of these mothers either gave their babies up for adoption or went on Welfare. Pretty Shitty - Real Life IS, and none of the fathers wanted anything to do with them after they found out they were knocked -up.
75. friendlystoner - September 5, 2008 2:58 PM
is it me or does the youngest daughter have a look of pure evil? scary shit !!! lol
76. michele20 - September 5, 2008 5:00 PM
I'm sure the last thing in this world that Sarah Palin would want is Lynne Spears sending her a gift to say,"Way to go girl, we both raised single teen mothers, that had sex with goofy lookin redneck boys!" That would so look bad on her.
77. Who cares. - September 5, 2008 6:00 PM
I called bullshit on this story yesterday.
That only makes it SLIGHTLY more boring than if it had been true.
78. Drago The Perv - September 5, 2008 11:55 PM
She's a little old for my taste, but I'd still pork her and spread my manjuice all over her face. YUMMI !
79. venomhed - September 6, 2008 1:53 AM
That girl is fucking HOT! I too wouldn't use a rubber on that teen ho. Man, what a cutie!
80. votetheday.com - September 6, 2008 6:21 PM
http://www.votetheday.com/polls/sarah-palin-is-not-trigs-mother-132/
81. meloxus - September 6, 2008 8:10 PM
Hey rough daddy, re #16 could you have missed the point more? and with such vehemence you demonstrated how you failed to cotton on. Hilarious comment from FRIST.- keep them coming!
82. 4Nikator - September 7, 2008 6:55 PM
I'd love to bury my face in her massive milk-filled titties while pounding the crap out of her! Damn, that chick is fine! I bet she screws like a mad dog in heat! Love those big milk-filled titties!
83. Kornhole - September 8, 2008 2:46 AM
I want to fuck this vp bitch and her daughter. This cunts an arrogant bitch so i would have to tape her mouth with duct tape.
84. MightyAphrodity - September 8, 2008 6:06 PM
OMG, has anyone seen this video? This dude swears that he is the father of Bristol Palin's baby but he's being kept away b/c he's black! So much drama I can hardly stand it, and homechick isn't even in the White House yet!
http://snagwiremedia.com/palins-daughter-to-have-baby-obama/
85. ObamaFTW - September 10, 2008 12:06 AM
WHAT IS WITH THE DEMONIC LITTLE GIRL IN THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER!!!
that shit was scarier than "The Strangers" if it had starred Britney Spears and Sarah Palin chasing each other around the house with bikinis, machetes, and Texas Chainsaw masks.
*shudders*
86. Tig ole' Bitty - September 11, 2008 8:44 PM
Look at the little demon child in the corner planning to grow her titties real big like Bristol's giant tits and take over America.
87. Sarah "Mooseleg Strap-On" Palin, Expert on bastard children, guns, strap-ons and lipstick - September 11, 2008 9:01 PM
#76, Being a gun tottin', strap-on wearin', war mongrel with a slut daughter is what LOOKS BAD on Sarah Palin...that and being in bed with the Republicans. So far all the Palin women have done is get fucked and have babies.
88. Smartass - September 11, 2008 9:13 PM
Hey MO, #4, you're not hearing about her on this site, you're READING about her.
89. aszteroidt - September 17, 2008 4:49 PM
Jeezus....look at the fun bags on that hose-hound....I envy that unborn kid....being able to get all up on those things anytime you want.....