Sep 17 2008Barack Obama to Lindsay Lohan: 'Please stop talking'

Barack Obama's campaign is doing its best to distance itself from Lindsay Lohan after she endorsed the Democratic candidate on her blog while calling Sarah Palin a "media obsessed homophobe." Lindsay wanted to be involved with the campaign by hosting events to attract young voters, but Obama's people have wisely decided not to pursue a questionable fire-crotch endorsement. The Chicago Sun-Times reports:

However, a top source in the Barack Obama team tells me the actress ''is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.''
Given Lohan's past problems, plus ongoing brushes with controversy, I've learned the campaign quietly told the actress ''thanks, but no thanks,'' but in far more diplomatic terms.

I've obtained a copy of the e-mail sent to Lindsay Lohan from Obama headquarters:

Dear Ms. Lohan,

Don't make him take out his pimp hand.

Sincerely,
Obama/Biden '08 Campaign Team

Photos: Splash News

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LMFAO!


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HA HA you fucking dumb ass, don't know what you wanna be, gay, straight, can't act worth of shit, look 20 years older than you are, drunk, washed up loser. That is too fucking funny! Shut the fuck up..your opinion means SHIT!

Why...he's a loser just like her

The smartest thing Obama has done so far....

ewwwwwwww her makeup doesn't match her freckle 1940's body.

Hey Lindsay, shut the fuck up and go munch on that dirty carpet of yours you call Sam.

I really don't know how or why this ginger-whore keeps getting work in Hollywood.... A lying hypocrite who has the nerve to call someone a homophobe and media hungry? Um, isn't that a perfect description of YOUR OWN FAMILY BITCH? And she's never came out to say she's in a relationship with that butch 30yr old dyke, yet she can call someone out their name?
Ho-han, fuck you, your retarded father, your media-crazed mother, talent-less mutant sister, and your carpet-munching butch bitch

#1

I AGREE. That was pretty damn funny. WTG, Fishpeople.

Dear Ms. Lohan:

I would like for you to go on the stump with Barry Obama. BTW, how was the $28,000 a plate dinner last night? You know Hollywood is just like the rest of the country right? Make sure you bring you wife/husband with you.

Thanks,
Sen. John McCain

uhg i cant stand this whole blond plus super fair freckly skin thing going on here

@8 go tell Cindy that she looks like a fucking old lady whore.

Good Day
Love Your Precious,
Barack Ombama

first she is addicted to alcohol, then to cocaine, now she is addicted to manly looking lesbo DJ's...lets hope her next addiction is speedballs so we don't have to keep reading stupid shit about her other then her obituary.

oOOooOOooOoOOoO
OoOOOOoOO OoOOOoo my OOoOoOObama

Dumb bitch. Good for Obama, his campaign doesn't need hepatitis.

She wants to put a video on Youtube and be the next Obama whore

That is utterly classic. That shows how much her popularity has taken a dive. Go far, far away, Hohan, take your useless family with you and never come back. I wonder how long it will be before Dina chimes in with her angry comments. Completely useless people.

Looks like Obama just lost the pseudo dyke, sluts that agree to take it in the ass while in a bathroom stall vote.

This is just a variant of what I would be saying to Lindsay Lohan: "Stop talking. It ruins it for me."

very first time something smart is out of her mouth and not in...;)

http://theoldarcade.blogspot.com

I think its perfect that in the background it says, "UGLY BETTY"

FITS LINDSAY TO A TEE! How fucking ironic! ....... ;)

Palin has values....Lindsay does not! She needs to keep her trap shut.

@11

What's wrong with whores? Way to hold back women's rights, douche.

@11

my bad, 11. i meant number 10

Chocolate Rain! LiLo should keep up her active support for candidape Obongo!
Chocolate Rain! LiLo is a ni66er loving whoredyke!
Chocolate Rain! Ni66er, Ni66er, Ni66er, Ni66er!!
Chocolate Rain! Ni66ers invented AIDS by fucking monkeys!
Chocolate Rain! Ni66ers always smell like shit!
Chocolate Rain! that is because they are made of shit!
Chocolate Rain! I hate all the goddam fucking ni66ers!
Chocolate Rain! I would rather cut off my own ballsack than talk to a ni66er!
Chocolate Rain! Dirty bastards never take a shower!
Chocolate Rain! They would rather sleep all day and eat watermelon!
Chocolate Rain! I hope KFC poisons their chicken!
Chocolate Rain! So all the ni66ers would die in agony!
Chocolate Rain! I dedicate this post and the very special blue linked Tay Zonday video to all of the stupid stupid STUPID white sheeple who take the quadrennial ritual of engineered consent between jewtools candidape Obongo and Juan McCainez seriously. You have nothing to worry about; both candidates (or candidape, as the case may be) are absolutely GUARANTEED to be taking their orders from Tel Aviv.

Yours truly,

Ni66er Tay Zonday

OOOOOO hell nah!
This bitch again! Fuck you, you stupid freckle faced Annie! I say it once, I say itz again! Don't make a brotha pimp slap you!

-Barack Obama

@22 go suck my chocolatly ballz nigga.

"My bad." <- god your so fucking white, loser

Chocolate Rain, if I ever met you I would beat your family to death with your scabby republican corpse.

She appears to be seriously ill. Again..... DIE!

HEY! This story is horrible, because I'm not included.

FISH ONLY TALK ABOUT ME! Sheesh!

Speaking of voting, vote of me on Dancing With The Star!

xoxoxoxoxox-
Kim

This is better than any SNL skit I've seen in the past 10 years or so.

At least the candidate sees the clear disconnect between Hollywood's freak show and the rest of the country.

I wonder when his campaign tells Pam Anderson to shut the fuck up?

Dear Lindsey...

You look like a crack-whore. Eat a sandwich.

I can understand Obama's team not wanting Lindsay to host parties and such for them. The problem is that it's not looking very good when they ask her to stop.... They should just ignored her all together.

There's no right way to say this, but shittyPiss made me laugh..

How pathetic of a human being are you when a guy running for President who has been BSing his way to prominence for years and who wants any vote he can get in any way he can get it, whose constituency is made up largely of blacks who live off the public coffirs and others who hate Bush because they are poor and failures in life etc, does not want your support.

That rejection in itself has to be worse then any name anyone could ever call this skank.

Your name is not Barack Obama. It's Toby!!!!

@16 -- he never had it to begin with

I love the pic where she is blowing the kiss. She is so sexy. I want to be her. I think she is sooooo ...ok can't do it.

Hey how long can you drive a car with the low oil light on??

I not a Obama supporter. But numb-nuts like #34, make me want to see Obama win just to piss off those jagoffs

#33 no I hate Bush because he is an incompetent moron who has ruined the country and killed thousands of our soldiers who didn't need to die. I hate McCain because racist inbred fucks like yourself think he is great.

Hopefully if McCain is elected he brings back the draft so all the tough talking moron rebulicans on here can go of to war and put thier asses were thier mouths are.

Remember kids, your parents don't have to be related in order for you to be a rebulican, but it helps.

#38 LMAO!!!!!

@38. Should we talk about some past accomplishements that drove the country into the ground?

-Lobbyists
-Decoupling the dollar from Gold.
-Raping the Social Security fund
-Utilizing "equivalent rent" instead of true housing cost to adjust inflation numbers.
-Free trade
-Wall Street greed in the mortgage lending sector

You can't pin it on one person nimrod.

#37 - "I not a Obama supporter"

You probably not old enough to vote either. Really nice grammar.

Oops.... that's "accomplishments"

"You probably not old enough" .....touche asshole. Looks like your grammar sucks shit.

Ms Lohan -- step away from the bronzer!

41, lol! You are SO right.

#43 - It was clearly way over your head, so let me explain it to you. I will try not to use any big words.

I was mocking you.

Sure.

Lol #38, so true!

What's with the acne that no one will take the time to photoshop? That's a strong statement when you don't rate enough to be photoshopped.

HAHAHAHAHA dumb uneducated druggie.

So he's turning away the crackwhore vote?

#38 Hopefully if McCain is elected he brings back the draft so all the tough talking moron rebulicans on here can go of to war and put thier asses were thier mouths are.

Politics and your lack of knowledge regarding the draft aside, calling anyone a moron when you clearly have no spelling or grammar skills is downright ballsy!!!

HEY!!! Between the freckles on her left shoulder I found Waldo.

@ #26: Spoken like a true crypto-Khazar ("jew") covered in shit and piss; bravo! Now go out and slaughter more Armenians (amaleks in jew-speak), Slavs, and Palestinians; you know you want to.

Stupid fucks. It doesnt matter if she's a party girl or if she used to snort coke like it was going out of style, if she can get your candidate votes who gives a shit? Obama is going to lose this one. Nice job guys.

@38
Faggotry such as yours is why this country is fucked. Repub this and Dem that. If your such a simpleton fuck that all of your views can be summed up by one party, you DO NOT deserve a vote. Also, if you are Not a communist or socialist but support Obama you haven't done much research. And for fuck's sake you retard, thr draft is something dems push, not republicans you fucking idiot.

please miss hohan your carrer is done a long time ago with you mug shot (or the dude mugshot) and please keep the politcal comments to yourself.

Stupid fucking goyim(cattle) . . . like the "choice" between Juan McCainez or candidape Barking Obongo is going to make a difference . . .

hahhalolhahlolhahahhhahhhaaaa. I cannot stop laughing at you fools.

POSTER CHILD for the democratic party and they turn her away.

Broken home? check
Criminal dad? check
WHACKED out mom? check
Drug problem? check
Alcohol prob.? check
Sexually confused and/or lesbian? check
Failed rehab attempts>3? check

@56 QFT

"Pimp Hand"

Amazing.

God Bless The Republicans....Velocirapotors running with kids! It's all true......

Ryan the Canadian

I meant "Velociraptors"...extra "o" there....sorry...I have been smelling paint all day........

Ha! Burned by a Marxist! Life IS good!

Is Barack Obama gonna have to choke a bitch?

Am I the only oen who noticed she looks terrible? She has way to much bronzer on her face, her complexion looks awful, and she looks far too skinny for her boobs, which are obviously fake. (sorry guys, no girl that skinny has boobs that big). Lindsey, please stop tanning, dye your hair back to red, and gain five pounds!

LOL!!!! That's what you get you dumb bitch Lindsey! I hope you read all these remarks on your stupid ass blog. I bet you will because this bullshit media stuff us what you live for....Hmmmm actually it's all you are known for. So shut you mouth please cause we don't care about a has been, untalented, washed up, drunk, wanna be lesbian, loser like YOU!

@59

That's funny, what you just described sounds a lot like Sarah Palin's family. Can't wait to see her on Jerry Springer and Maury Povich

black culture=violence against women. fucking hilarious yet again.

the "joke" fails even on its own dumbass terms.

@ jimbo

Your statement lacks even one single fact. That's the demoncrat way, so I'm not all that surprised.

I swear to God she keeps getting skinnier and skinner while her boobs get bigger and bigger.

You guys are idiots, wasting time debating politics in a comments section of a celebrity gossip site. How productive.

She blows kisses like she used to blow dicks! LOL

#37 - Sorry, but #34 was funny. And I'm black.

Of course, he told that joke in my face, I'd have to beat the shit out of him. But it's funny as hell online.

Just sayin......

Lindsy Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britanny Spears & sister......all these ho's.....their mommas should have aborted them.

Where are these girls parents? Do they even have any?

@ Ryan #61 well maybe you should get a job so you can afford some real drugs ;)

Seroiusly, when will the members of the Film Actors Guild realize that the more they open their limo lib mouths the more mainstream America goes the other way. Hopefully..never.

Smoke that jew pole, you stupid stupid STUPID goyim(cattle). Stupid sheeple . . . WAKE UP ASSHOLES!!!

so what if lindsey lohan wants to voice her opinion since its her frist amendment right to do so. at least she has the right opinion unlike all the mysogynistic homophobic repugnicans here. all the high school dropouts want to judge her when they dont eevn have a fucking college degree. good for her to want change w gay womyn being treated as second class fucking citizens. their treated worse than african americans were 50 years ago. obama went to harvard which is alot more than any of you pigs ever did. he supports womyn and gay rights. he supports the right to chose. i wish the vet kong had aborted mccain. then we might actualy have some change in this country.

shitty piss and LOLA ur 2 funny and amen!

shitty piss and LOLA ur 2 funny and amen!

1.ha ha


2. i seriously cannot stop looking at her hair, its disgusting, she looks like a horse. she needs to chop it off, its giving me the shivers, i need to puke now.

the ho is just trying to be relevant. pathetic.

She is almost as ugly as she is stupid. That is an accomplishment.

This bitch needs to talk less and show her tits more. Same goes for that wrinkled old whore, Pam Anderson.

Seriously, though, what hurts Barry more: Lindsay's endorsement or Al Qaeda's endorsement???

She's so skinny, she's got that Giant Head look going on.

And her eyes look like two piss holes in the snow.

It must really hurt that Barack just had a huge fundraiser done by that fat old grandma of a gasbag Barbra Streisand but he won't let Lindsay stump for him.

Had to revisit this one.

You know obama is crying in his felafel, because Mr. Lohan gave him a verbal beatdown.


LOLLOLLOLOOLLLOLOOLL

Would you expect a dumb bitch such as this one to support anything else but a Liberal party?

Ther are a few women who are able of giving you only MISERY folks!!
Thisone pictured here is one of them.
STAY ALLERT for lilo, please!!

What's with her teeth? They look fake or she really needs braces.

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