Sep 30 2008Audrina Patridge uses her fake breasts to promote drinking (Folks, I think I'm love)

There is nothing fake about the woody in my pants right now!

FIRST

Seroiusly? First? sweet!
The boobs are lookin a bit grandma'ish

They look kinda saggy to be fake......

They look kinda saggy to be fake......

If her boobs are fake, they look good.

Yikes, thats some yucky cleavage...

Umm, yeah those tits are hella ugly... that's what she gets for going to a cheap surgeon. Who is this bitch anyway?

They are real on the outside and that is all that counts for me..

My apple bags sags like that,,,2 heavy full things pulling and stretching the skin...and the emaciated look does'nt help,,,

Whenever I see that pic of Queen Victoria on the bottle of Bombay Saph - a little voice in my head says - 'Shiiiiit....When did they invent makeup' ?
Or was the pic depicting her after embalming...? Not that I'm against the natural look...
The booze is good though...

Wow, that's one shapeless woman. Not sure if she has no curves or its just that unflattering bathing suit she has on. Also, yeah I agree, ugly cleavage. Shouldn't implants prevent saggy tits?

Yeah, the cleavage is pretty scary. What a waste, she's an attractive girl, but her boobs are just too big for her body. Saggy implants are not flattering.

NICE....

Bombay Sapphire is good stuff too.....

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National Geographic.

'nuff said.

Whoa! Those are some majorly saggy grandma breasts. The nips point toward the fucking pavement. It's a good thing she's wearing the sunglasses. That way we don't have to see he dead, vacant look in her eyes. No one wants to see the horrifying look of monstrous stupidity, and massive brain damage staring back at them.

Her parents must be proud.

Wow she has really great teeth. I hope they aren't as fake as her boobs.

Not bad for a 38 year old mother of four.

Wow, this chick so hot, she's giving me a... a... oh... oh... OH... sppppth... sppppppth... SSPPPPPPTHHHH... *brrrrrrrraaaaaappppp* sppppth....yes, a fartgasm.

I fail to see what the big deal is about this chick. At least we're not looking at her funky eyes.

You think those hangin silcone sacks look good? On a 21-year-old? Ish.

ja ja ja was ist los was ist das.

i am love the breast of these lady and want marry her,she am live in house with me and goat

"then wait for your fleeting relevancy to be replaced by the next 21-year-old with implants whose banging an MTV producer"

whose - possessive form of "who"

who's - contraction of "who" and "is"

The 21-year-old with implants doesn't own the banging, she is banging. Someone who writes for a living should know that.

Huge fake boobs stuck on a bony pigeon-chest is never sexy

Those are some sorry looking boobs!

Those are some sorry looking boobs!

Those are some sorry looking boobs!

"M - September 30, 2008 5:31 PM

If her boobs are fake, they look good."

Ever notice how you can always tell the ones who have never seen a boob? they're the ones that see obvious fakes that look like shit, and say they don't think they're fake.

FAIL

Is it just me or does her cleavage look like a life preserver vest ? It looks like you could just stick your head in between them and wrap the tits over your chest. If you get bored, you could just turn your head around and motorboat.

Look at pics 4 - 7.. I want to see more of the chick in pink with bigger fake boobs and the thong. What is wrong with that camera dude.

"I wish i had more hands....."

*you know the rest!!

Nevermind her ... check out pic 6 in the background ... the ass of the blond in the pink see through skirt is fantastic!

C'mon Fish, those tits look terrible.

@12...you said it man, shapeless body, complete with saggy boobs that look like a pair of water balloons.

Terrible...terrible...this post just depressed me.

Theres something wrong with you if you find this chicks massive deformed fake tits attractive.

Kissing the lipless.

"Folks, I think I'm love"

Classic!

Somethig is wrong with the picture when you look between the breasts and see belly. But not bad for 50 years old.

The shadows between her breasts resemble the underside of a scrotum.

Beaver teeth and wonk eyes with silicone tits. Why is she supposed to be famous?

I have no idea who's writing here anymore....but the new superficial is not funny at all. Too bad, this used to be a good gossip site.

I think she is famous because she came from a famous singing family from the 1970s. I think I love you, but that's not what I'm so afraid of, but it worries me to say, that I never felt this way. She seems fake enough to be related to a mythical TV family.

#31...more like a neck pillow for an airplane.

On first glance, it looks like there's a deformed dick between her boobs. And guess what kind of necklace she's wearing???

I thought you said the chasm between her breasts was hosting a part for Bombay sapphire. It looks like you could nestle a bottle of it easily for storage there. Like a perfect breast cupboard for gin.

THE NEW SUPERFICIAL IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL!

"Folks, I think I'm love"

Que?

Her cleavage needs to be cleaved unto itself

Not that hot...at least I can't see her funky-ass scary eyes.

If she's into A2M I might stick it.

kay like what the hell?? her boobs look so gross, and the men here are just as nasty and horny as her left boob

So Ms Patridge - I guess the story here is -maybe check out a number of support systems and #42 'Ted' - I checked out # 11 on the last Lohan thread.
Figured that was a troll but never got any sort of confirmation.
So. 'ted' ....Inside job ?

Those are actually pretty gross... Jenn Aniston's are far superior.

Those are actually pretty gross... Jenn Aniston's are far superior.

# 51 Mr. Binkwad - personwooly. I'm not having any probs with her choice of a lack of 'flattering support' - as they say in the industry - swim suit system..
.that type of thing ..
But....I'm still having a few problems with free fall collapse speed...( through undamaged steel structure) (that type of thing)

Binky : Oh Ok. ...
...

'Ted' where'd you go ?

Binky,
I thought we were friends. I never call anyone a "retard." Very bad form. It's like calling someone a "fag" or a "nigger." All horrible things to call another person. I don't understand why people on here take on other identities. I just don't react to them because I figure they are too stupid to address. As for Jen, she is far hotter than this young woman. Fake tits are the worst thing for women since the first episode of The View. Sarah Palin is as ready to be President as Mike the Goatfucker is from this site. I have nothing against Mike the Goatfucker, but I don't think he is ready to be President at this point in time. Now Binky, you're ready to be President. Randal for VP. I think he would be good for diplomacy. Jen's problem is she is boring. I would be too if all I aspired to was to sit on my ass next to a pool or on a beach. Jen should move to a small town in Illinois or Wisconsin and open a coffee shop. She'd have a much better life if she did. Inside job?

Cheers.
Inside job

On second thought, perhaps Mike the Goatfucker would be a good president. It would be odd seeing the Goat spared on Thanksgiving Day or the Easter Bunnies on the Eastlawn replaced by goats, but, well, you know, once a goatfucker, always a goatfucker. Mike for President.

Thank you for your support. I have no problem with goats on the White House lawn. If one needs help over the fence, I'd be happy to give him a push from behind.

honestly, i wouldn't even call that cleavage. i'd call that the radical abscence of cleavage that may induce vomiting.

Mike the Goatfucker,
I don't think it is fair to refer to you as a "goatfucker." If a guy pounds one nail, nobody calls him a carpenter. Yet you fuck one goat and you're a Goatfucker for life.

Wow i hate fake tits usually but this girl is one hell of a hot slut i'd love to fuck from behind as i pull her hair and she looks back at me with a kinky look and her big tits bouncing as my dick travels in and out of her and makes her feel good and she forget about her celebrity life for a few minutes because it feels so good and i then lick her pussy until she gets high before i put my dick in again and drill for some more pussy juice until we both explode...

This is the first evidence of breast implants looking like Banana Tits, is this the reverse of Brooke Hogan?....just sayin

Good point Ted.
These holidaze...Like whatEVER !!
I was a bit surprised the all 'American' Congress shuts down there completely for Jewish Holidays.
(Christmas I could maybe understand....)
What percent of Americans are Jewish ? Do they shut down all Congress for Muslim holidays ?
Or Canada Day ?
Just wondering...

We run the show like it or not and you will do as you're told. We took away your Christmas and we mock your Jesus on our cartoons. There is nothing you can do about it.

Love, the dancing Israelis

Oh. Ok.
LOL !!
Just kidding #65 - Watch your back !!!
Land of the free - home of the brave - that type of thing....

(And they made fun of you on Family Guy last Sunday )

could somebody straighten her glasses? oh wait ...titties!

ew

I HATE the way that style of bathing suit makes women look like Lego's. Seriously, she should have bungee-corded them into a uni-nipple, pasted a toupee over said uni-nipple and covered her cunt with a skunk-pelt. Or a whole skunk, her choice. Cave-woman chic, if you will.

Hehe! I got 69! *waves hands in the air...like someone with hands........*

bitch got no shape, if she didnt have the fake weird old woman lookin titties, she'd look a like a man

So #67 - 71
Gr8 points all ! ( I mean welee)
And...So... #67-71....
Inside Job ?

Having any problems with 'free fall' collape speed that type of thing ?

So Ok #67 - 71 ...Your silence IS golden... (U Merican ?)
But my guess is your still having a few problems with free fall collpse speed ...Comments ?

So even our good Jewish friend Jon Stewart seems a bit surprised that American Congress just shuts down for Jewish holidaze....

So Jonny - #64 beat you by at least an hour.... Inside job ?

ICK. Loni Anderson boobs.

That gap between her tits is bigger than the grand canyon. 1 word... EW

Dude there's nothing fake about those tits.
They are big and a little droopy like real boobs should be. Fake tits look all hard and plastic. Those are real, superfish dumbass.

Nobody has mentioned the major CT in pic #6. That's probably the most obvious CT I've ever seen on here.

And yeah the new writer sucks!

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HOAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XOXO

I don't get it. Is she supposed to be hot or something? Are saggy tits in?! :O

Is it her face or her glasses that are crooked?

Is that the next Tara Reid?

#65

Your comments underline the exact reason why the entire world, except America, HATES Israel.

Arrogant, aggressive bastards.

Do us all a favor and Go suck on a the end of the gun. I'm sure they'll be a line of people wanting to pull the trigger.

USA All the way...except for their support for Israel.

They look like overly filled water balloons on a skelaton. Nasty. Skinny girls are naturally meant to have small tits. Fleshier chicks with big melons have the flesh in between to prevent that weird gap she has.

I hate kikes. Their noses would be a good source of alternative energy, however.

Adrina & Tara Reid must have the same plastic surgeon. Badddd boob job for sure.

couple of melons stuck on a skeleton. looks like the fruckers have a mind of there own as well.
if she sneezes hard she going to have a great set of back boobs

I'm asking myself the question why nobody in Europe has the nerves to show up on a beach or something with such TITS?
AMERICA IS JUST STUPID and BLIND?
.........superb explanation, folks!!

Those aren't fake at all...

Those are so far from fake.....she could use a little lift.

Holy ginormous gap between each boob!

I think Fish got it right. She ain't singing or dancing, she hasn't made a hardcore porno and been pissed on (to my knowledge), she isn't running about with her douche bag boyfriend making open mouth poses and claiming that she is a virgin. I don't need to know her insight as to the inner workings of the Presidential race, I just want to see her tits. She is just promoting Gin with a big set o tittays. I can respect that.

#65 is sadly right, they DO run the show, but please remember that calling a Jew a Zionist is like calling any German, (German Jews included) a Nazi. Zionism is nothing but ISRAELI NATIONAL SOCIALISM and are happy to impose the lessons learned in WWII.

While you're at it, why don't you find our who the Rosenthals REALLY are? And why McCain can't go anywhere without Lieberman. Israel's occupation of Palestine is no different than Nazi Germany's occupation of Poland, or America's occupation of Iraq.

And for those who've never seen a pair of tits in real life, yes THEY'RE FAKE.

Usually fake tits look a lot better than this; these look like hell.

She's hot, and I'd definitely hit it, but that is the WORST boob job in the history of silicone! Theyr'e practically under her armpits!!!

she has the same unfortunate cleavage as tori spelling.

Cankles.

Damn! You could land a plane between them shits! The north pole and south pole are closer to each other than her left and right nipples are to each other. lol

How the fuck can a young girls breasts be sagging that much, jesus christ.
Bra much?

i hope for her sake plastic surgeons do refunds, theyve aged her tits, by about 40 years ..

Maybe it's just the swimsuit but her breasts look quite yucky.
They look like big cow udders.

her breasts look great. they look exactly how natural breasts that size would have looked. you go girl!

I hope here pussy looks better than those boobs...

I love all 3 of her.

She is so ... so .... put together. A kind of dark-haired Barbie Doll.
This is the kind of "talent" that Charlie Sheen would spend $5,000 a night for.

Fuckin amateur idiots who think these are fake breasts. Maybe hire some hookers or whatever and figure out for yourself what is real and what is fake.

She's fuckin emaciated...

I know everyone is too busy looking at her boobs, cankles, etc...but did anyone notice her face and that her glasses are crooked in every picture???

OMG, she looks like crap, a walking stick. There is nothing sexy going on there, her body is way too thin and that makes her look like a disaster. Get some curves lady!

I can't stand seeing huge boobs on bony chests.. it looks disgusting. Jesus, eat something.

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Most of the 114 comments above are focused on whether Audrina's boobs are fake or not. However, has anyone wondered what on earth made Audrina wear that ghastly swimsuit? What she really needed was a top that could support and push the bosom upward not a wide low neckline that allowed her bosoms to do more or less what they wanted.

She's more than just nice enhanced boobs! I mean, look at her nice smile!

As someone interested in "mindhunting" I would like to suggest the profile of #62.
a. Caucasian male.
b.Heterosexual.
c. Aged between mid 20s to mid 30s
d. Physical defect or has impediment which he finds very embarrassing.
e. No steady or mature relationship with opposite sex.
f. Living alone.
d. Collector of pornography, especially porn mags.

I hope this comment is relevant to the post.

I'll drink to them.