Sep 17 2008Aubrey O'Day is the most talented member of Danity Kane
Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kane and MTV's Making the Band is featured in the latest issue of Complex where she covered a wide array of topics including sex during your period and masturbating to Jenna Jameson. I guess Aubrey has the same publicist as Megan Fox. Who knew?:
On getting hit on in the clubs:
Aubrey O’Day: I think urban guys look at me and are like, “Here’s the white girl I’m gonna fuck.” Like, I met a famous basketball player the other night. Who? What team? Aubrey O’Day: I can’t, he’s too big. And, like, married.
On her image as the "bad girl":
Aubrey O’Day: If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I’m OK with that. Because I love who I am. You’re going to have to interpret me however you’re going to interpret me.
On talking about sex during your period with Jenna Jameson:
Aubrey O’Day: Jenna and I never even talk about porn. I think one time Jenna and I had a conversation about having sex on your period. Oh, running a red light? Aubrey O’Day: Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”
On watching porn starring Jenna:
Aubrey O’Day: I watched her before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, “Oh no!” I had to turn it off. It was horrible.
Oh my, what scandalous stuff. But, seriously, where the hell are her nipples? In some of these shots it's anatomically impossible for them not to be present unless she lived underneath power lines. I even "Peeled Off Aubrey's Tape" and what I found was an affront to God and nature. It's like going to a strip club and just when you're about to see a nip, you die of cancer. Too far?
Thanks to Joe who claims to have a treasure map leading to Aubrey's nipples. I'll fire up the jet.
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Reader Comments
1. poo - September 17, 2008 6:15 PM
first nigga
2. dino - September 17, 2008 6:17 PM
Second Bitch
3. FRIST!!! - September 17, 2008 6:18 PM
Wow, I'd take her body, but not her head. Yes that's right. I decapitate people in their sleep. Don't forget that XYZ!!
4. meiling - September 17, 2008 6:23 PM
meowowow gross
5. Hella - September 17, 2008 6:24 PM
WHO?? WHAT ON HELL IS THAT!!!! SO CHEAP!!!! SOMEBODY PLS TELL HER TO STOP!!! ENOUGH ALREADY!!!! I MEAN WE HAVE HEIDE ISNOT THAT ENOUGH!!! HOW MANY HORES CAN WE TAKE!!!!!! LORD HAVE MERCY ON US!!!!! I AM STLL GOOD I AM NOT A HOE !!!!!
6. Hella - September 17, 2008 6:24 PM
WHO?? WHAT ON HELL IS THAT!!!! SO CHEAP!!!! SOMEBODY PLS TELL HER TO STOP!!! ENOUGH ALREADY!!!! I MEAN WE HAVE HEIDE ISNOT THAT ENOUGH!!! HOW MANY HORES CAN WE TAKE!!!!!! LORD HAVE MERCY ON US!!!!! I AM STLL GOOD I AM NOT A HOE !!!!!
7. chastity belt - September 17, 2008 6:25 PM
I suppose talent has nothing to do with music anymore does it?
http://www.cupidincorporated.com for all y'all superficial effers!
8. Brandon - September 17, 2008 6:28 PM
She looks like a dirty, abused crack whore in basically all of these pictures, but I gotta say I'd still fuck her and those implants.
9. dude - September 17, 2008 6:30 PM
ew.
10. Party - September 17, 2008 6:30 PM
Gees, isn't she only twenty something? Her face looks so OLD
11. Dick Bush - September 17, 2008 6:32 PM
She LOOKS like a Jenna clone.
Now get a cock in that throat honey.
12. stizzef - September 17, 2008 6:32 PM
What happened to this chick? She doesn't look like such a whore in the older posts about her. She's grody.
13. Jimbo - September 17, 2008 6:34 PM
Thanks for telling me there is a new post FRIST.
This works head and all..
14. Jordan Catalano - September 17, 2008 6:36 PM
Aubrey is a dirty, filthy, disgusting whore--that this "urban guy" would just LOVE to fuck like the animal she is, crimson wave or not. Hard. and a LOT. She really needs to do porn. God, that would be so nasty. And amazing!!!
15. meee - September 17, 2008 6:37 PM
dude....gross.
16. minniememe - September 17, 2008 6:38 PM
um..... yeah. her face confuses my penis. her body confuses my mind. i thought it was britney at first from the neck down.
War paint? What a cross that must be to bear. She ranks right up there with Jesus. And by Jesus, I mean our gardner. He's hell with a leaf blower but as homely as apple pie and not nearly as fuckworthy.
17. busted ass bitch - September 17, 2008 6:39 PM
cocaine is a hell of a drug. she looks NOTHING like the girl who was on that show MTB two years ago.
18. cdawg - September 17, 2008 6:43 PM
who the fuck is this chick? those look like homemade myspace pics.
she's only 3 years older than me and she's aging like a haaaaaag.
19. it's me Fuckers! - September 17, 2008 6:45 PM
fuckin amazing body on her. She needs a bag over her head though... make it plastic just to be safe
20. Jupiter Girl - September 17, 2008 6:50 PM
Stop HatinG, she loox g00d. HOWEVER, she is in a music group called Danity Kane...did she 4get that? Could she be anymore desperate for the attention she already gets??? I'm thinking this chick wants a S0L0 career..i give it one more album with DK.
21. FRIST!!! - September 17, 2008 6:55 PM
Sorry, Jimbo, you are usually 2 steps ahead of me!!
22. mixedmartialartvideos.com - September 17, 2008 6:55 PM
nice lil sleezy
23. FRIST!!! - September 17, 2008 6:58 PM
Hella needs her meds and a dictionary..
24. Mike Oxbhig - September 17, 2008 7:00 PM
Thank god you finally started posting women with more class than that Kate Hudson skank.
and NO, im not being sarcastic or facetious. The only good thing she ever did was play Penny Lane and have a future ROCK GOD son with Chris Robinson.
25. annie - September 17, 2008 7:00 PM
if i had a body like that i would walk around half naked too
not so big on those tits though
they look a lil too fake for my taste..
26. Jimbo - September 17, 2008 7:02 PM
Is it happy hour yet?
27. minniememe - September 17, 2008 7:03 PM
@23, and a CAPS LOCK KEY that doesn't work
28. FRIST!!! - September 17, 2008 7:05 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEY LOOK MYCAPSLOCK KEY BROKE TOO!!!!!!
And Jimbo...it's been Happy DAY for me!!
29. Jimbo - September 17, 2008 7:06 PM
@25, How often do you walk around half naked? They are not fake on the outside.
30. FRIST!!! - September 17, 2008 7:10 PM
#24 Mike, you never saw the Cisco Adler post on here??? It shows him naked with 4 foot long balls . look it up!!!
31. Jimbo - September 17, 2008 7:12 PM
How do you have 4 foot long balls? I would trip over them
32. FRIST!!! - September 17, 2008 7:13 PM
You remember Jimbo!!!!!
33. Kelley - September 17, 2008 7:15 PM
Another bleached blonde airhead with big plastic tits; yes, we need another one of those. Yeah.
34. FRIST!!! - September 17, 2008 7:15 PM
click on that nsfw...btw...
35. Jimbo - September 17, 2008 7:18 PM
I don't have 4 foot balls. I have a 4 foot wanker and I am very careful to keep it tucked in so I do not trip over it..
36. Erica Lew. - September 17, 2008 7:20 PM
God..holy fuck what is THAT?
37. Jimbo - September 17, 2008 7:22 PM
What are you talking about??
38. Liz - September 17, 2008 7:27 PM
Don't do drugs, kids.
39. Racer X - September 17, 2008 7:28 PM
WIN.
/Whoa! I'll be in my masturbatorium.
40. 10pound - September 17, 2008 7:38 PM
I want to cut off her head and fuck the wound....like a blowjob in reverse.
41. Come-Honor-Face - September 17, 2008 7:49 PM
I'd call this girl a whore, but it would be an insult to whores
42. Stef - September 17, 2008 8:05 PM
what has happened to her?? agree w/ #17!
43. V. - September 17, 2008 8:09 PM
She's looking like a used up porn star here. I'm all for sexy pictures, but these just look trashy.
44. jo - September 17, 2008 8:30 PM
She needs to go on a health retreat
45. yourmom - September 17, 2008 8:35 PM
man she looks like a whole basketball team ran through her, not just one...oh and nice pair of dsl's, how much did those cost?
46. the old arcade - September 17, 2008 8:42 PM
little filthy whore. hard-on all thru it except for the black guy (just the last one ) who fucked her whatsoever :)
http://theoldarcade.blogspot.com
47. dude_on - September 17, 2008 8:57 PM
I think she spun it so that the joke is on us if we think she is a dumb party whore. This one is ahead of the curve.
48. the troof - September 17, 2008 8:58 PM
who da hell is she with the worn out face and balloon tits?
49. noneyobeezwax - September 17, 2008 10:17 PM
sorry, but i love it. that's the type of woman that let's you try all the shit that your girl won't let you do to her. and i bet she loves all of it. that would be some angry, mean, mean sex. somebody better have a first aid kit around.
50. UltraSly - September 17, 2008 10:24 PM
"hat's the type of woman that let's you try all the shit that your girl won't let you do to her." I once dated a stripper, charged me after dates though.
51. lithiumlilly - September 17, 2008 11:14 PM
She's just a walking, talking host for STDs :)
52. Retarded - September 18, 2008 12:16 AM
These photos are so amateur, what the hell. Why make someone look like roadkill?
53. Rebecca - September 18, 2008 1:21 AM
"If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I’m OK with that. Because I love who I am." Priceless. She should shut her pie hole and show more tits!
54. Ty - September 18, 2008 2:31 AM
her face is fucking busted. bangin' bod, but busted grill. seventy year old face on a twenty year old body. enough with the sicknasty sex talk, too. we already know you're a whore.
55. Vince Lombardi - September 18, 2008 2:43 AM
I wouldn't fuck her with Bud Grant's dick.
56. DennisSC - September 18, 2008 4:02 AM
To me she looks like she's been through what me and my colleagues call "product development hell." But each to his or her own, I suppose.
57. geridee - September 18, 2008 6:42 AM
that isn't here, come on!
http://mybuddieslive.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/blog7-aubrey-oday.jpg
58. yell - September 18, 2008 7:04 AM
"urban" = niggas. and yes, niggas love recycling used up white bitches.
59. wikiww - September 18, 2008 7:41 AM
She's really gross
60. gerard Vandenberg - September 18, 2008 7:43 AM
................IN SNIFFING COKE?
61. unableunwilling - September 18, 2008 8:00 AM
#41
Laffo.
She and Megan Fox need to fall off the face of the earth.
62. Lucy - September 18, 2008 8:29 AM
How is it that when these kinda girls do their "sexy" look they just end up looking slow, like the special needs kids at school?
63. Mike Oxbhig - September 18, 2008 9:07 AM
ugh, yes, I remember now. Thanks for the refreshing picture of rubber balls!
64. mutt - September 18, 2008 9:10 AM
She among alot of other thing's is also a liar, Jenna Jameson I believe never did anal in any movie, well maybe once but it was a tiny bit nd hardly worth being put on a compliation of anal porn.
65. Middle Name Grace - September 18, 2008 9:12 AM
She's got that vapid "i've got absolutely no idea where i am - why did someone hide my coke-i know having half open 'i'm going to pass out' eyes is sexy" look on her face constantly. Ick and gag.
66. Reid - September 18, 2008 9:13 AM
Wow, she used to be gorgeous. From what I can see she got het tits and lips done. Looks like she got some shit done to her eyes too. What a waste... Superficial guy, post some old photos of her for comparison!
67. unknown - September 18, 2008 9:15 AM
Does anyone remember her from making the band a few years back?? She looks like a completely different person. She was really cute and petite and now she looks like an add for bad plastic surgery. I don't get why girls do this to themselves.
68. You people are so stupid - September 18, 2008 9:17 AM
DO YOU PEOPLE REALIZE THAT THESE PICS, AND ALL PICS OF CELEBRITIES, ARE PHOTOSHOPPED?
LOOK AT PIC #8. YOU CAN TELL THAT HER STOMACH'S WIDTH WAS DECREASED TREMENDOUSLY. LOOK AT THE INVERT IN HER BACK...THE AIRBRUSHING WASN'T EVEN DONE WELL.
TOO BAD THEY FORGOT TO AIRBRUSH HER FACE.
69. awesome-o - September 18, 2008 9:26 AM
"urban"? really? is she a madison avenue ad agency?
70. MZ.ME - September 18, 2008 9:36 AM
Diddy how ya gonna let this girl look like such trash?? Not hate'n but come on...the girl looks like trash! Beat...it's ashame that she is happy with look'n like that. EWWWWWW!
71. - September 18, 2008 9:39 AM
"See? I'm super different and more special than other girls. Don't you wish you were me? I must be hot because I talk about hot things...nothing else but HOT THINGS. My life is so hot it's infectious. I mean...look at my tits and lips. Look at how I stretch my body and mess with my hair...I'm all sexed up all the time. Everyone should desire my level of unique hotness even thou they will never get it. Thank god I'm this incredibly hot too...I can't imagine how all those un-hot people can live with themselves everyday-what empty lives."
72. Murr - September 18, 2008 10:02 AM
What the hell happened to her?? she used to be wayyy hotter.... F*ckin dumb b*tch... Given the way she looked before, why on earth does she wanna look like jenna jameson?
conclusion: what a waste....
73. norton - September 18, 2008 10:22 AM
Another classy role model.
Society has really tanked.
74. Lola - September 18, 2008 10:22 AM
Another prime example of worthless people not deserving any of the success they have. Now I'm not saying this diseased street walker is in any way successful, but the dirty bitch is in a magazine.
She's ugly, can't dress for shit, and attends the opening of an envelope. She's already used up 12 minutes of fame... This magazine that no one reads is her 13th minute... So she got 2 minutes left and that'll be the end of this piece of shit. Like anyone cares about her or even know who the hell she is
75. sla - September 18, 2008 10:59 AM
TO MUCH INFORMATION! AARRGGHH!!!!
76. jimjam - September 18, 2008 11:45 AM
wow, she looks disgusting, she's as attractive as a trash bag!
77. Missy - September 18, 2008 12:00 PM
Damn I guess having Jenna as a friend makes you look like a whore too! Aubrey used to be so much prettier...
78. Chenush - September 18, 2008 12:22 PM
@71 you are funny!
but I know all of you man out there would so fuck her.
you bitches.
79. Kayleigh C - September 18, 2008 12:25 PM
We call that a Who-ore kids. Herpes.
80. blah blah - September 18, 2008 1:09 PM
I guess the in thing for sluts to say these days is that they're attracted to Jenna Jameson
81. monkeyfightclub - September 18, 2008 2:52 PM
Who or what is Danity Kane? Are they a group of prostitutes?
82. Um, ok. - September 18, 2008 5:19 PM
Were these pics taken in a gas station bathroom? She looks like she's been awake for 3 days straight. DIDDY WILL BE REAL HAPPY WITH THESE PICS, AUBREY!! Smart business move - WOW.
83. OMG - September 18, 2008 5:24 PM
Is she really LICKING a stripper pole? Oh. My. God. That. Is. So. F-ing. Gross.
84. D'mill - September 18, 2008 7:13 PM
Imagine......this is who your daughter could be looking up to. It's really sad that anyone could be proud to be like that! What a skank!
85. D'mill - September 18, 2008 7:13 PM
Imagine......this is who your daughter could be looking up to. It's really sad that anyone could be proud to be like that! What a skank!
86. Kate - September 18, 2008 8:59 PM
"war paint" wtf......then again, I suppose Jenna and Her's vaginas are war zones and that's a perfect analogy....
87. Poop Snare - September 18, 2008 10:05 PM
Jeez, wtf happened to her?! She looks like she's been on meth for 3 months and had 4 rounds of bad plastic surgery. Looks nothing like she used to be.
88. cthula - September 18, 2008 10:47 PM
eeeeuw eeeuw eeeeuw!!! that's just sad. and scary.
89. Puddin' Taine - September 18, 2008 11:03 PM
She looks like she's rolling balls in these pics. How many mollies did she take LoL
90. May - September 19, 2008 12:05 AM
She looks wasted.
91. d - September 19, 2008 4:26 AM
OMG she had an allergic reaction...her lips are swollen!!!!!!
92. Eva - September 19, 2008 8:31 AM
That is some really shitty photoshopping reducing her stomach in picture #8 at the bottom.
93. sheesh - September 19, 2008 9:27 PM
got damn !!! she looks ssssssso hot here .. wow!!! last i heard she was working with kira plastinina (www.kiraplastinina.us) which is on some good girl shxt ... guess not haha!! go head aubrey, get it!!!!
94. rachel - September 20, 2008 6:57 AM
That dosen't even look like the same girl from that stupid making the band show. Another Barbie; just what we needed.
95. camille - September 20, 2008 11:21 AM
why is this person famous and adored (if at all) for any reason? she is fucking trash. she is so artificial, fuck this bitch.
96. brandie - September 20, 2008 8:48 PM
is it me or did she totally get so much plastic surgery after danity kane?
97. ann - September 21, 2008 6:10 AM
wow... she used to be ok
98. van - October 8, 2008 1:37 PM
i think aubrey was always about her self that why her ass was kick out the group she just wants fame no matter what the cost, she was so pretty when she first got into danity kane now she looks like the monster mash by the face she need to get her shit together stop degrading herself . she trying to be something she not once you know who you are then you can be happy with you ,love yourself first whoring your way top it might be easy to get there but its a hard fall god bless
99. PostmortemG - November 26, 2008 5:11 PM
78...
"@71 you are funny!
but I know all of you man out there would so fuck her.
you bitches."
No, i would personally derive much more pleasure from pelting this hooker with rotten eggs in public. The world is full of beautiful women [ Especially outside the U.$.A. ]; why waste a perfectly good erection on this garbage?