Sep 2 2008Amy Winehouse has brain damage? Get out!

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Remember when Amy Winehouse went to the hospital in July for a "reaction to her anti-drug medication"? Turns out Amy really smoked her face off for 36 hours straight which leads doctors to believe she's now permanently brain damaged. The Sun:

MEDICS are worried Amy’s brain was damaged by the cannabis overdose – she displayed symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia.
The pal yesterday said: “The future is bleak, bleak, bleak. Mitch does everything he can to protect his daughter - but his ‘explanation’ for Amy’s hospital dash in July was just simply untrue. She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning. You have to take a s***load of pot to suffer that severe a reaction."

I love how it takes a team of doctors to deduce Amy Winehouse has brain damage. I could've told you that and I can't even make my own coffee. No, seriously, last time I tried to brew a pot - BOOM! - 9/11. True story.


Thanks to James who reminds everyone to stay in school. That's where they sell the good shit.


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Que dang.

This is a nice break from politics.
Thanks Amy! Idiot.

If you could get brain damage by smoking too much pot then I wouldn't be able to type this. TOTAL BS. No one smokes more pot than me (not even Snoop Dogg) and I am totally not brain damaged. Well, except for the twitches, drooling, and crapping my pants.

"Acute Cannabis poisoning" no such thing. Sounds like British news talking.

Brain damage from smoking pot...

I'm from the Netherlands and I've never seen that.

That may be the ugliest image I have seen in my life.

I'm with Jammy and HeavySmoker--it's been scientifically proven that the amount of weed it would take to cause an overdose is more than any person could ever possibly smoke--and that includes, Amy, Heavy Smoker and myself!

Actually, I'd love to have a smoke-off w/Heavy Smoker! It sounds like we live a similar existence! What's wrong with a little friendly competition where everyone ends up stoned!?!

Come on Superficial, let's get this party started!! Where are my smokers at??!?

Fucking hurry up and die bitch, you are ugly to look at and good for nothing. JUST DIE.

Agreed. She was smoking something I'm sure, but pot does not do THAT. If there was a definitive link to Winehouse Syndrome I would quit pot today.

Even her is cigarette is dirty.

this chick probably smells worse than the sewage of england

pot OD? it's almost impossible! you have to smoke like a million pounds!

That Amy Winehouse is still alive is proof there is no god. Little kids get cancer, movie voiceover guy dies, Heath Ledger mixes a couple drugs "accidentally" and dies, and here's the biggest junkie in Europe, still kickin' it. She'll probably live to be 80. She's the female Keith Richards. She already looks like him.

I think she sings fabulously, so as long as I don't have to look at her, I don't wish for her death. Donald Trump, on the other hand...

brain damaged and ugly as sin!

this is the first i've ever heard of anyone "overdosing" on pot.
highly suspect.

i'd hit it.

in the face, with a shovel.

The last time I smoked that much hash, I ended up jerking off to pictures of this incredible MILF...

Brain damage from smoking too much weed in 36 hours. What a bunch of bull!

Rent the movie Super High Me where the comedian Doug Benson smokes for 30 days straight morning, noon, and night to see what the effects would be. Nothing!

She's brain damaged alright, but not from smoking weed.

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surprisingly (not)....you know how the sewers smell like in england!!

pretty sure that brain damage came from all the crack, not the pot

http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=b776bebd78de79290898fd27f9f445d6

This story is totally true.

And rough daddy has a PhD.

That level of drug use on a person that emaciated and squalid will definitely lead to psychosis and brain damage. The nasty bitch is officially a lost cause.

Stories like this are what makes conservatives and parents freak out about marijuana, subsequently furthering the so-called, ridiculous " war on drugs. "

It really upsets me they would even allude to high-volume marijuana smoking to Amy Winehouse, of all people. That's just defacing the good name of reefer.

I thought it was a lame joke about you making coffee and BAM! 9/11.
You can do better than that. That was cheap.

#19 they smell like you julia bella

9/11 joke?
too soon. too soon.

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and how would you know what I smell like??? I don,t fuck with old, cheezy balls!!! I'd rather hump a door knob!

http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=be0e2a869586ffbdc0b3661e13140dc5

Whaaaat?

Doug Benson smokes pot every moment that he's not sleeping for a month, and he comes out of it A-OK (see: Super High Me), but Amy Winehouse smokes pot for a day and a half and she's brain-damaged?

I don't think so.

(that the pot is at fault, that is. I'm sure that her crack-addled brain is probably far beyond repair).

That is a total myth, there is no way that pot caused brain damage! OMG That is funny though!

i`ve never heard of cannibis poissoning, but then i`ve never smoke for 36 hrs particulary while nailing crack, smack, pills, ket, shrooms, acid, PCP, opium, speed, chrystal meth, ethonal, mescaline, popers. oh and lets not forget alchol.

anyway, dont worry she`ll be dead soon and you can watch junkies congregate round the cremotorium taking in big lung fulls of second hand smoke/drugs from her burning drug ridden corpse.

boy youre stupid! where did you get a hint, that my apple bags were old,,,cheezy maybe! thats because ive been typing to you way too long,,,and dont too sure id be humping your plumped cunt either!!!!

She was smoking hash you morons.... and all of you posting here who claim to NOT have brain damage didn't even comprehend the article.

this is ridiculous bullshit. it is quite well known and factually established that there simply is no such thing as 'acute cannabis poisoning'. this has never happened in human history, and it did not occur to Amy Winehouse. this is just one example of how the British press is actually even worse at times than the American press.

so to summarize - you cannot 'poison' yourself with "too much hash", and you can't give yourself 'brain damage' by smoking a lot of it at one sitting. whoever is saying this crap has no idea what they are talking about.

hey bella? you might be way nastier than amy,,,door knobs are so unsanitary...ill bet youve done that too and why would you bring that up!

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you couldn't come up with a better counter-attack? I made you so nervous that you even skipped a word!!!

Oh jee!! the power of the ladies!

34- Hash is made from pot. You could use some of either

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wow!!! took you awhile to come up with that one...I had time to grab a coffee, type my #37 and wait for the site to upload it....

Hey Norton -

The only way to overdose on a piece of hash is if a piece the size of a piano fell on your head!

bella sweety? im on julia roberts now,,,you want attentions? go parade on the streets, floozy! you aint getting it from me!

I said...Julia Ghoulia

BOGUS! Don't give the good herb of the earth a bad name you fucking ugly trash whore! 36 HOURS OF A CRACK PIPE GLUED TO HER FUCKING UGLY MOUTH THAT I WOULD BELIEVE! What a fucking waste of skin!

Now pass me that Bob Marley joint the size of a fucking airplane!

FFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT....AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Typical English tabloid BS. I doubt they even care if it was weed or it was crack as long as they sell a few more rags.

rough daddy and bella:

Do us all a favor, get a room and get over with it already

It is impossible to overdose on cannabis. There is also no "Acute Cannabis poisoning". This is complete and utter fiction. Do not believe it? Think you are smarter than 1000s of doctors. Well google it for yourself and get informed.

HeavySmoker: Snoop Dogg outsmoke you anytime of the day, when you have 100,000,000 dollar or more, you get ridiculous amount of weed and you waste ridiculous amount of weed 24/7.

proof here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDZdLT_1sbw

that joint is probably the equivalent of what you smoke in a month.

fuck yeh amy!!!
lookin so hot there.
all those sleazy tatoos and that shitty eye-liner makes you look like a goddamned sea hag!
it ain't the pot that messed up her brain, more like the meth and heroin. that shit did the number on her.

Did you ever notice that no matter how fucked up Amy seems to be she never forgets to apply that idiotic eye makeup? Or to shave her pits? It's all an act.

What a bunch of crap, I started growing my own for rent money when I got my own place at 16, I smoked at least an ounce a week until I was 24. By then I had a B.S. in chemistry and art history and an M.S. in computer science. I don't really smoke anymore, but I also do not feel that it has impaired me in any way. If anything it helped me with creativity.

I think the real scoop here is that apparently, she has a brain.

Will Amy Winehouse become the she-male Brian Wilson of Brit-pop? No, wait, she has to do something that qualifies as genius, not merely very very good.
Smoking your medulla oblongata isn't it.

Pot ? Brain damage, that's it blame POT for amy crackhouse's drain bramage.. oops!

If Amy smoked a lot of pot then she would have gotten a severe case of the munchies and ate a lot and gained weight. It is impossible to smoke too much pot and I bet it is a result of too much crack or crank or what ever she smokes in her glass pipe.

Wow! Brain damage from smoking pot? That is some fucking PR bullshit! I smoke practically every day and I'm a petroleum engineer! No wonder we can't find the cure for cancer....all these bullshit doctors are making up shit!

You cant overdose on pot.
I mean....you can. But to do so, you have to consume an ungodly amount of it in a very short time. --Basically impossible.

If anything, Amy should smoke MORE pot...just stop the crack. ;)

Furthermore, everyone should go smoke a joint...immediately.

lol #16.

"Who's that knocking on my door? Who's that knocking on my door?
Who's that knocking on my door?" said the fair Young Maiden....

"Fuck, open the door, I'm a pox-ridden whore!" says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.
"Fuck, open the door, I'm a pox-ridden whore!" says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.

"What if my parents come home? What if my parents come home?
What if my parents come home?" said the fair Young Maiden....

"I'll fuck your pa and put my tongue up your ma" says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.
"I'll fuck your pa and put my tongue up your ma" says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.

"Are you young and handsome, Sir? Are you young and handsome, Sir?"

"I'm a filthy old dyke and a dirty old keik" said Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.
"I'm a filthy old dyke and a dirty old keik" said Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.

"What is your intention, sir? What is your intention, sir?
What is your intention, sir?" said the fair Young Maiden.

"Oh, off with your shirt, so you doesn't get hurt!" said Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.
"Oh, off with your shirt, so you doesn't get hurt!" said Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.

"Will you take me to the dance? Will you take me to the dance?
Will you take me to the dance?" said the fair Young Maiden....

"Fuck the dance, now off with your pants!" says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.
"Fuck the dance, now off with your pants!" says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.

"Will you vow to marry me? Will you vow to marry me?
Will you vow to marry me?" said the fair Young Maiden....

"I'm a dyke that won't wed. Getcher ass in yon bed!" says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.
"I'm a dyke that won't wed. Getcher ass in yon bed!" says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.

"What's that thing between your legs?" What's that thing between your legs?
"What's that thing between your legs?" said the fair young maiden.

"It's me strap-on pole to ram up your hole," says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.
"It's me strap-on pole to ram up your hole," says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.

"What if I should have a child? What if I should have a child?
What if I should have a child?" said the fair Young Maiden.

"I'm a dyke you sap, you'll only crap!" says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.
"I'm a dyke you sap, you'll only crap!" says Amy Whorehouse the Sailor.


Oh, calm down. That 9/11 joke was pretty good.

And didn't that all happen way back in '01? It's been a couple of years already, dammit. None of that "too soon, too soon" stuff. Don't you know comedy is tragedy remembered. At least the Superficial Guy understands that.

How do you expect to get over it if, seven years later, you're still find it too sensitive to even joke about?

...Unless, fuck, you're from NY, and underwent it. That might be the only exception.

That's just an attempt by Winehouse's underlings to throw the scent off. Amy is a friggin' speed queen, that's the REAL cause of her brain-damage. This, is also from the same people that declared Winehouse's OD from last month was due to 'a mixup with medication'.

she is so ugly. She is so hot .I don't understand why she posted herself on the celebrities-club LovingRich..com........

numerous studies have shown that to overdose on cannaboids, you'd have to smoke or ingest around 40,000 times the effective dose (effective implies the amount required to get you stoned). ever smoked 40,000 bongs? you'd pass out way before you managed to make even the tiniest dent in that mountain of pot.

sure, they can say amy is nuts because of the psychological effects of the drug, but don't feed us the bullshit excuse that she overdosed on it

wow, cue the pro-drug crowd immediately. You know the ones, they claim that they can prove pot isn't harmful because they've taken it and they feel fine. True pillars of the science and research community.

That is one rat-faced broad.

You don't get that mentally fucked up that quickly on anything less than crack. Not even hash.

She's Popeye the sailor man!
She's Popeye the sailor man!
She'll be OK when Mitch
Feeds Amy her spinach
She's Popeye the sailor man!
Toot toot!!(On a crack pipe of course)

Whoever came to the conclusion that she had brain damage from pot is the world biggest idiot.

I guess that didn't occur to him that Smoking crack, snoring cocaine and heroin can do no good to a brain.

I mean what a genius that person is, please hire me as an overpaid physicists i need money!

Cannabis overdose? Only Amy Winehouse.

a person can smoke crack (once) for a few hours and turn psychotic. Amy's been smoking crack for ages, so of course some psychosis is going to occur.... Hash might just have been the catalyst...

all things aside: I'M STAYING.......................but be a JUDGE yourself!!

You're kidding me? Brain damage from a cannabis overdose. Oh my dear lord. What the hell kid of doctor or scientist came up with that speculation?
Cure for a cannabis overdose: Eat and etire bag of Cheetos, drink 15 litres of water and have long nap.

If Amy Winehouse has brain damage it's from doing 15 other drugs, not from smoking pot..

Would someone just put this girl down already?

You're kidding me? Brain damage from a cannabis overdose. Oh my dear lord. What the hell kid of doctor or scientist came up with that speculation?
Cure for a cannabis overdose: Eat and etire bag of Cheetos, drink 15 litres of water and have long nap.

If Amy Winehouse has brain damage it's from doing 15 other drugs, not from smoking pot..

Would someone just put this girl down already?

Yeah, I am so fucking sick of this bullshit anti-pot propaganda. Of all the parts of the cocktail that Amy is seemingly on, to try to say that cannabis could cause permanent brain damage is just fucking ridiculous.

On a different note, Winehouse, in general, just makes me sad. I personally love her music, when she's actually able to sing it (which hasn't happened recently to my knowledge).

her tattos really arnt attractive its the crack she should stop because the pot int that bad 4 her

What a FREAK!!!!

What a FREAK!!!!

Pot,Hash,whatever. It was definately not the greens that got her! She probably smoked some so she'd reek of it, as a means to cover up the fact that she had actually been smoking her usual crack/meth/speedball combo,which then reacted badly to her anti-drug medications,gulped down with a 40oz

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