Aug 22 2008Victoria's Secret launches coffee table book that will let my dinner guests know exactly where I stand on the issue of breasts: Love 'em!

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I'm #3!!!!!! Ya....

coffee table book??? wtf

Better than nothin.

Pic two reminds me of the night my cousin and I did things cousins aren't supposed to do. I coudn't get her to try anal though. But still, what a night!

1st faggots! Yeah, I'm 1st--what are you going to do about it?

Yeah! This coffeetable book definitely puts the "ass" in "class"! Talk about your conversational pieces--woot!

That's some fine white meat.

a little skinny, but nice.

Well....its not midget scat porn. But it'll do.......

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Adriana Lima always looks like she just murdered a puppy, and would do it again.

Me likey! I should be nowhere near coffee when looking at this book... as I will have something in my hands already!

#7: If you have any hope of really being first, you should simply write "First!!!" and then quickly post. Otherwise, you just end up looking like a dumbshit. And if you do manage to get here first, brace yourself for the onslaught of well-wishers who pray for your painful demise. Have a good weekend.

hope the pages come with good lamination. don't want things to get too sticky. i'm guessing this guy saw a preview copy.....

http://www.topix.com/news/weird/2008/08/man-gets-stuck-having-sex-with-park-bench-2

ok. I fracked that up. click on my name to see that link of the guy who got a preview copy of this book....

tgif.

This is great... it's just what the vacant masses need to keep them distracted from from issues of any real importance. Skinny white chicks in underwear, oh boy.

Good one # 12

I always like the guy who says something like, "She's a little chubby" or "A little on the thin side" because BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAH! Likely!

sperm receptable for the rich and famous...

Now this is what perfect bodies look like

Fish,
Quit advertising for the Geekologie site or whatever the fuck it is. I don't care about it and it is about the 4th time you've pulled this shit this month. As for the woman in the photos, I'd like to lay naked with her and give her a back rub.

receptable what the fuck,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,please read receptacle in line #19 for you viewing pleasure...

Ted, quit getting all bent out of shape about the geekologie plugs. It's probably the same damn writer.

picture #2 looks like she's dumber than paris hilton. and i don't like those man boxers. but the rest of the pics and their bodies are smokin

Way too skinny and their boobs are too small. They don't even come close to my blowup dolls

Nice! They look great. What's funny is that all the douchebag guys who post on this site feel they're entitled to a girl with a body like that ahahahahaha that's why they're always saying negative shit about non-supermodel chicks and never get any pussy (unless it's from a 5'6 98 pound anorexic)

God these chicks are so fat.

#23,
I'm over it. Thanks for calming down. I was out on a high ledge and my wife yelled your post out to me and it brought me back in the penthouse. I owe you one.

I meant "calming me" down. Obama's running mate is going to be Joe Biden.

Number 7 looks so airbrushed that its almost a painting inspired by a real person.

She looks good, but I can't help thinking that she don't look like this really.

Too fake! There IS such a thing as too much airbrushing. This makes me nostalgic for pics of Lindsay Lohan with stitches and freckles and bruises and all her usual mess.

They look way too much like a drawing to be airbrushed, so Victoria's Secret is basically selling a comic.

Look at those knobby knees!

They are all waaaaaaay below my standards.

You people are demented. I'd hit Adriana Lima until I was nothing but a puddle of goo. I don't care who or what she killed, up to and including me.

That's a Black Widow that I would gladly let kill me...

How about a coffee table book... ABOUT coffee table books?!

And if you don't have a coffee table book, it TURNS into a coffee table book!

#34,
If you do things right, the goo part goes out first, not last.

Nice artistic photos....though they are so "altered" that the women look like those 50's cheesecake pictures.

This book should be required reading for all women. They should use this as an example to model their lives and appearances after those in the book.

I have to say..if i saw anyone actually buying this book my respect for them would fall dramatically

these skanks are old, useless and FAT!!!!!!!!! i can pull any pussy imaginable and dispose of it whenever i please!!!!!!!!! i'm typing this from my tropical mansion with nubile 15 year olds at my beck and call as i gaze adoringly at my Adonis-like form and swimming in my piles of money!!!!!!! You know, because I'm the ultimate judge and jury of what's beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!

these skanks are old, useless and FAT!!!!!!!!! i can pull any pussy imaginable and dispose of it whenever i please!!!!!!!!! i'm typing this from my tropical mansion with nubile 15 year olds at my beck and call as i gaze adoringly at my Adonis-like form and swimming in my piles of money!!!!!!! You know, because I'm the ultimate judge and jury of what's beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!

these skanks are old, useless and FAT!!!!!!!!! i can pull any pussy imaginable and dispose of it whenever i please!!!!!!!!! i'm typing this from my tropical mansion with nubile 15 year olds at my beck and call as i gaze adoringly at my Adonis-like form and swimming in my piles of money!!!!!!! You know, because I'm the ultimate judge and jury of what's beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!

oh yeah---FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CNN just announced that Obama's running mate will be Rosie O'Donnell.

In america these slim girls are quite scares in normal life, NOT?
......................COME TO EUROPE!!
(maybe it's the food?)

this will become inspiration for bullimics.
myself included.
not that im bulimic...
but i would be if i ate a nice meal and then took a gander at a coffee table book filled with pics like these!

if ya cant beat em-join em

love your blog I drop in and check it out all the time, I figured id leave you a link so you could drop in and say hi if you wanted

http://www.yournobody.com/

#46

i'm bulimic and have been for years. cause of girls like this. which is why i come to websites like this in the first place.
i'm 5'5 and 110 lbs and my body's not far off from theirs, only i have smaller boobs.

it's not worth it.
yeah, guys love lookin at you, but once they stick around long enough to figure out you puke up everything you eat, they suddenly start dating fatter chicks who, although usually not as aesthetically appealing, can go out and eat a hamburgur and not wanna kill themselves.

just in case you were actually serious.

Ted, if you visit this site and not the Geekologie site, you're a fucking idiot and should die in a fire. Dumb fuck. It's gadgets and shit. You probably don't go to I Watch Stuff either. What a fag.

Black women are ugly, don't complain about skinny white chicks.

Adriana Lima is very hot.

Boring pictures.

I'm stupid..............

they are sick skinny bullmimics who puke up everything they eat

the third picture of doutzen kroes looks really wierd. i'm pretty sure nobody's body is shaped like that. photoshop gone wrong.

@ hotness, i love how your so stupid you think there is anything to READ in this book. now don't think too hard on that-you might get toothache :D

these pictures are a joke. no woman looks like that. they are so photoshopped, they look like cartoons. i'm glad so many gross guys are going to get off on this. what a joke.

They are really skinny and yes they are beautiful. I just wish the book would stop it with the airbrushing.. THESE GIRLS DONT NEED IT.

#49,
My mother taught me that if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all... you fucking cunt.

What a hot model!She looks like a member of richromances.com where some hollywood celebrities and supermodels are seeking for love. She is on her way to romances now?

#59, it is with sayings like these that a country turns into a herd of sheep. Baa.

Personally I WILL STILL TAKE the skinny chick who eats her burger and then goes into the toilet where she politely barfs it back up and then follows me in her car back to my place where we have great sex where I am left completely satisfied and then she drives herself home... That TO ME is the symphony of life...

@ #48 -

we don't even like to look at you disgusting freaks. you are probably too thin. i like the way 'fatter' girls (aka girls with tits and asses and muscle) look far better. and you probably smell like puke. you are gross. and wasting your time. get over yourself.

#50 Your mammy's ugly. And what the F@(K are you doing up at 4:30 in the morning sucking her teet. Tell that bitch to get outta your bed and get back to the doghouse where she belongs. And as for you, daddy's waiting for you, just don't forget the vasaline this time and don't forget to take a bath afterwards, you smell like $h!t FREAK!

#50 Your mammy's ugly. And what the F@(K are you doing up at 4:30 in the morning sucking her teet. Tell that bitch to get outta your bed and get back to the doghouse where she belongs. And as for you, daddy's waiting for you, just don't forget the vasaline this time and don't forget to take a bath afterwards, you smell like $h!t FREAK!

doutzen is hot!!!

These pictures are so photoshopped it's not even funny.
...Actually, it is. But come on, these girls are not horses, that much editing is not necessary.

thanxx

#48

"i'm bulimic and have been for years. cause of girls like this. which is why i come to websites like this in the first place.
i'm 5'5 and 110 lbs and my body's not far off from theirs, only i have smaller boobs.

it's not worth it.
yeah, guys love lookin at you"

You do realize that there are other ways of having a nice body besides puking, don't you? I mean, there's always the good, old-fashioned eat right & exercise direction...And no, guys don't like looking at skinny bulimic chicks (at least, not in an admiring way); they like looking at skinny, healthy chicks who have something to offer in the looks department.

And also...you turned bulimic because of girls who are hotter than you? That's weak...whenever I see girls hotter than me, I acknowledge the fact, forget it a few minutes later, and then get on with my day.

oh, its weak? i wasnt aware.

fucking idiot?

"whenever I see girls hotter than me, I acknowledge the fact, forget it a few minutes later, and then get on with my day."

would you like a fucking standing ovation?

i'll give you one for being so dumb you can't get a joke.

what a waste of time.

I never have to airbrush my blowup doll

The shot in Stockings is hot, the rest are lame. All women should wear stockings.

"100 Girls I'd Like To Pork." ...It's a coffee-table book.

Tell me someboduy gets that reference.

Can someone please tell me what happened to the original Superficial writer? Sorry, but the new writer isn't the least bit funny.

Must...not...lick...monitor

Ngyahhhhh!!!! [slurp]

Damn it...

wow!
http://dhivehi-songs.blogspot.com/

Wow. A book full of emaciated women laying around lifelessly waiting for their daily rice cake......

This would be a better bathroom/read while you drop a deuce book

This book will make interesting 'reading' over a nice cuppa and a biscuit! Adriana Lima is stunningly gorgeous!
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Men who actually have sex don't mind women who have a little flesh on them.

#81

These women have flesh.... It's the lack of meat that's the problem

These girls are gorgeous, and anyone who says otherwise is probably morbidly obese, and painfully jealous.

Lima is a role model, girls should aspire to look just like that girl.

Go Victoria Secret, make few more $$ with breast.

while we're on the subject of looks...men, put down the cheeto's and aspire to look like hugh jackman if you ever want to break your sexual relations with your own hand and actually *gasp* have the chance of charming a woman. that is all.