Aug 12 2008Tila Tequila finds lesbian love, not returning for third season of A Shot at Love

Tila Tequila allegedly has a new girlfriend. You might recognize her as Courtenay Semel who was once romantically linked to Lindsay Lohan. Fire crotch eating aside, she's a goddamn hero: Tila will not be returning for a third season of MTV's A Shot at Love thus sealing her fate in leprechaun obscurity. *sniff* It feels like Christmas. People reports:

A beaming Tequila told PEOPLE she “didn’t want to jinx anything” about their relationship, but said she was very happy.
Semel, however, happily shared her feelings for the MTV reality star. “I’d seen the show [A Shot at Love] and just needed to meet her…and it just happened,” Semel says of Tequila. Now the “best friends” are content to lay in bed watching movies, share clothes and makeup and steer clear of drama.

You know how I know this relationship is bullshit? Courtenay says they share each other clothes. Yeah, right. There's only person in the world capable of swapping clothes with Tila Tequila. Unfortunately, I'm sworn to secrecy, but I'll give you a hint: It's Tom Cruise.

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BUTTERFACE

Does anyone really give a rats ass about her?

shes a wanna be KIM, sticking her butt out like that....

i guess the butt pad is the new thing.
but dear i say this little troll is prettier then kim?

Funny thing neither one of them are gay. I have had them both. Wait, maybe that is why they are gay now. Darn.

seems to have taken a step forward and left the lower half of her body behind

It looks like her and Kim Kardaskank wear the same kind of girdle lol!

Oh she'll be back people; you can count on it. I hear therr's already a spin-off in the works, but they can't decide whether to title it; "HEY G.I.! NUMBA WUN FUKKI-SUKKI" or " A SHOT OF PROTEIN".

TCLTC

You know when you've been tango'd...

Tila Nguyen was always more attractive when she was an unknown masturbating with old car parts.

I thought the big thing was that it was all bs because she had a serious boyfriend? Anyways, her dike is friggin oogly moogly either way. And pumpkinhead herself isn't as hot as she thinks. Can't believe I'm even commenting on this, I could care less about this story. I'm just BORED!

No Shot Of Love III? Oh, crap. Now I'll have to start going back to church.

She may not being coming back for A Shot at Love 3, but they will find some lame "reality" show to stick her and her new girlfriend on.

Way to make Lesbianism a turn off Tila, thanks alot.

Midget be damned! Look at how that butt sticks out and that wide stance. Someone's been training on parking lot cones!!!

Is it really lesbian love when one of them looks like a dude and probably has a gigantic penis?

Must...not...pull...trigger....

Courtenay is the daughter of one of the founders of Yahoo!, so Tila is going where the money is....

She must be eating the same shit Kim Karcrashian eats.

Thats hilarious - because MTV is doing a casting call for her show in Detroit this weekend. Publicity stunt?

http://www.channel955.com/pages/shot_at_love_casting.html

twat did you say?

#17,
Aim carefully... remember, you only have one bullet.

If those two had kids together the baby would have some massive hips

Yes, casting call for new Shot at Love, but with "an all new cast". They'll find some other (hopefully hotter) bi girl that wants to make a complete ass out of herself.

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>Thats hilarious - because MTV is doing a casting call for her show
> in Detroit this weekend. Publicity stunt?
>
>http://www.channel955.com/pages/shot_at_love_casting.html

Could she be trying to show off her butt any more?

Who are these people, and why should I care?

No. I'm not joking. I don't know who these people are. Although, if I did know who they were, I wouldn't care then either, so I'm not really sure what my reasons are for requesting clarification. Maybe deep down I do care, thereby requiring more information, while simultaneously maintaining an outward impression of indifference.


I feel peculiar. I think the walls may be crumbling. I need to go outside.

Tilla is just one funny lookin midgit..... so fake... oh so fake.

Tila has the same greasy face as Hayden. It's from shinning them up before the midget bowling competition. They also have the same bruising on the top of their heads. It's just so sad.

A Shot of Valtrex casting call.

/#20 FIFY

what's wrong with her ass? her ass used to be flatter than a pancake, and now she suddenly grew an ass? there's some major and serious ass stuffing going on there, flat booty Tila you ain't fooling anybody, you're no Kim Kardashian, not even close (you wish) and you'll never have a nice ass, no matter how much you stuff it, it's still a flat pancake.

Shit, I'd do 'em both!!!

why is she not returning for a third season? shes done making the producers filthy rich, in swap of being an f level celebrity?

FUCKING Ugly, seems she is aiming to be Kim K, Kim has the face though, she has nothing other than some trashy looking tats.

how fast will courtney dumb this spit gurgling midget...

And this would be news if she didn't already have a long term boyfriend before and during Shot of Love.

Maybe they are into threesomes... who honestly gives a shit either way?

if you have to stand like that just to make it look like you have some semblance of an ass....just give up

Deep ass fucking is in order here...

All she has is nice butt. She look like an old granny sometimes.

So yea, uhhh....when does the 'video' come out?

I don't know about you guys, but I for one could use a night o'love with that slutty girl. You can say whatever you want about her, but still she has a great body. Hmmmm.....

Lesbian???This lady was once a vip member of Richromances.com. It is said she is interested in dating wealthy guys over there

Fuck you Ben.

I'd gobble a bucket of shit to lick that bunghole.

LOL, this crotch is ex-Yahoo CEO Terry Semel daughter, LOLOLOL

How is her butt so big???

I think "yuck" sums it up nicely.

BUTTPADS ON THAT!!!!!!!!

do you know they open their blog on a free interracial dating club ###[[[[[mixedloving .com]]]]]]###. they must hope their fans go there to support them, but their pics in the blog are reeally good.

I hear the angles singing with joy, no more of that lame show and Z list celeb. Think then cancellation was her idea or MTV's. Me thinks Tequila would not pass on the opportunity for more attention.

Who gives a shit about that fat ass Vietnamese prostitute.The Department of Defense couldn't design a rubber strong enough to fuck that gross bitch.

AWWW LOOK HOW HAPPY ALL THE WHITE MEN ARE

YOU GUYS JUST LOVE LITTLE BOYS REALLY DON'T YOU

IS THAT WHY ALL YOUR WOMEN STARVE THEMSELVES SO THEY CAN BE SHAPELESS LIKE ASIANS?????

THAT IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT, THE BODY OF CHILDREN BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL PEDOS DEEP INSIDE!!!!

AWWW LOOK HOW HAPPY ALL THE WHITE MEN ARE

YOU GUYS JUST LOVE LITTLE BOYS REALLY DON'T YOU

IS THAT WHY ALL YOUR WOMEN STARVE THEMSELVES SO THEY CAN BE SHAPELESS LIKE ASIANS?????

THAT IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT, THE BODY OF CHILDREN BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL PEDOS DEEP INSIDE!!!!

If she is fucking this girl who is linked to lindsey, she might as well just fuck all of Hollywood now, because you know lindsey has! Gross.

This is the same sort of lesbian lilo is:
.......LET'S MEET E.T.!!

Nice Ass, Nice Tits, not so nice is the squished voodoo apple head

FUGLYYYYYYYYY

@51-52 -umm...I have to admit Tila has shape, or basketballs in her bloomers.

Hey,That Girl Jenn, treat yourself to a new strap on.Then fuck yourself.

What's your problem jenn? Jealous? Are you overweight? I may be a so-called "shapeless" asian with natural D's, but hey, I probably get more dick than you ever will!

I seen her on the reality show, she ain't all that HOT.
Damn! Who's her friend in blue ???

I used to be a car show model, and I have worked with this bitch... I remember her wearing some hotpants this one time, and she had no ass whatsoever.

That shit is fake...

You're incredibly ignorant, JENN. Learn proper grammar and punctuation and please try not to type in all caps. Your lack of education and class is quite apparent. No wonder you are so insecure! You just made yourself look like an ass by showing everyone WHY white men steer clear from women like you.

I don't understand the unnecessary hate against Asian women. Just because we are generally petite in frame and don't wear the average American size 12 doesn't mean we starve ourselves. I for one wear a size 2 and have C cup breasts while I eat fast-food five days a week. The bottom line: sorry if we don't kill ourselves eating celery and work out seven days a week at the gym!

Tila Tequila isn't exactly the best representation of Asian beauty, or beauty, for that matter. Anyone who thinks otherwise has way below average taste.

That ass is SOOOOOO STUFFED.
Her real ass is so flat. The most obvious case of BUTTPADS I've ever seen.
No Tila Ms. Pumpkinhead, you'll never be Kim Kardashian, she's gorgeous and stunning and her ass is real, you're ugly and you only manage to look good on professional photoshoot airbrushed and photoshoped pictures, because au natural you're ugly as shit, like on your TV show, you're so damn unnatractive out of your photos man (what professional photoshoots can do!) the kinda girl no one turns their head to look twice at. Stop trying so hard and stop faking your ass.

Wow some people can be mean. Her friend in blue is her Girlfriend Courtenay Semel looking lovely! Has Tila really really found true love or is this relationship over?

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