Aug 21 2008Spencer Pratt <3's Jesus
Spencer Pratt wants everyone to know Jesus and him are "making the connection." Not only that, but he's taking spiritual advice from Heidi "I'd Rather Die Than Live Without Chest Balloons" Montag. You know, the chick who recently tried to pretend she's a virgin. Holy art the assclowns. Scope out the Passion of Spencer Pratt via Us Magazine:
When Mary-Kate Olsen said that he had a bad temper, for example, "my natural Spencer Pratt had to attack," he says. So he called her the "less cute" twin.
"Heidi’s there going, ‘What would Jesus do? What would Jesus do?’" Pratt says. "And I’m like, ‘Jesus gave me these great comebacks.' And she’s like, ‘No, that’s the devil.’"
Pratt says he now goes to church every Sunday with Montag.
"People are very excited to see me there. They’re like, ‘It’s good you’re here,’ and they’re patting me on the back like, ‘Thank you for being here.’"
Ha ha ha! The poor jackass thinks people at church recognize him. Adorable. I almost don't have the heart to tell him they don't care who he is; they just want money. But somehow I persevere: They want your cash, douchenuts!
Photo: Pacific Coast News
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1. First - August 21, 2008 9:47 AM
Spencer & Heidi = BIGGEST DOUCHEBAGS in the world
He's even portraying as a metaphor for a DOUCHEBAG in that picture.
Oh and First bitches.
2. WhoCares!! - August 21, 2008 9:47 AM
FAG!!
3. firstpeoplefail - August 21, 2008 9:48 AM
first
4. AllieCat - August 21, 2008 9:48 AM
ooohhh she's scary
5. Scabbeus - August 21, 2008 9:48 AM
He is holier than thou...ass-wholier!
6. Lester - August 21, 2008 9:49 AM
What's the bigger joke: Spencer & Heidi or organized religion?
7. Dumdidum - August 21, 2008 9:50 AM
Isn't he the motherfucker in that video on the gun range, shouting: "Fuck, I love guns! Take that, you black motherfucker!" into the camera? He is, right?
8. UK_Matt - August 21, 2008 9:52 AM
@6
And the major question - When is his body going to grown to match the size of his head.
Fucking human bobble-head doll of himself retard niche market grabbing christian popwhore loving fuck knuckle.
9. . - August 21, 2008 9:56 AM
No one, in the history of the world, has ever been excited to see Spencer Pratt.
10. grownup - August 21, 2008 9:59 AM
...and then I go "Why do they, like, talk like 12 year olds?
11. Ishi-san - August 21, 2008 10:02 AM
Why does he wear 2 purses?
12. Celine Dion - August 21, 2008 10:04 AM
I think this dude is funny looking. I'd like a 24-inch version of him, that I'd keep on the shelf. Each day I'd take him down, have him put on a leprechaun costume, and make him run around the neighborhood giggling like the mischievous little imp that he his.
Then I'd charge him to defecate on the neighbors cars, lawns, and doorsteps, giggling all the while.
Then I'd send him to bed without any supper.
13. Alex - August 21, 2008 10:05 AM
Jesus as a career move? Makes sense. Launched Jessica Simpson, numerous others. But Spencer must realize he needs to keep they gay sex othing on the down low - that won't play well in Branson.
14. Ozzie - August 21, 2008 10:08 AM
If you guys would quit posting about them 3 times a day they would fade away ...
15. sb - August 21, 2008 10:09 AM
Okay, so who's with me in taking up a collection to have them offed? Because really, I can't stand it anymore. I want to punch them both in their fake smiling faces and rip out their vocal cords. But I don't want to go to jail, so I'm willing to hire a hitman. Any takers?
16. Sportsdvl - August 21, 2008 10:12 AM
I think Spenser is the surrogate mother to Ricky and Clay's babies!
17. rough daddy - August 21, 2008 10:16 AM
theyre doing their own p.r. stunts till someone offer them a gig, thats kinda smart...
18. Rant - August 21, 2008 10:19 AM
It's America's favourite douche bag to kick in the ribs. So let the dipshit have it!
19. me - August 21, 2008 10:23 AM
sb - i'll do it.
20. E - August 21, 2008 10:27 AM
Dear Mr. Superficial writer:
Please continue to cover every detail of this power-duo! This beaten horse is not dead til you say it is!!!!
Signed,
Nobody
P.S. Kim Kardashian is a whore, but she's hot.
21. Whip - August 21, 2008 10:36 AM
and of course, Montag is German for Monday, so he goes to church every Sunday with Monday.
I'm probably the only one that finds that amusing.
And I don't have a problem with that.
22. therusskie - August 21, 2008 10:47 AM
I am a Pratt (through marriage). I am so embarassed that this guy spoils such a good last name. What a tool!
23. Drew - August 21, 2008 10:58 AM
He is absolutely georgous. I love this amazing man. He is a certified millionaire member at Richromances.com. I sent a wink to him over there last week
24. speidiISNOBODY - August 21, 2008 11:16 AM
ew. who are they? WHO THE F*** ARE THEY? even less than nothing. so let's stop wasting everyone's space/time
25. Sport - August 21, 2008 11:18 AM
Nice purse, fag.
26. venomhed - August 21, 2008 11:18 AM
The THUG GENERATIONs offspring. Kids worship stars these days just for being rich.
I fucking HATE this guy with all my heart and soul and the Thug Generation is nothing but a load of spoiled assholes.
We are doomed as a country!
27. materialism - August 21, 2008 11:19 AM
hahaha.... # 21.... that is rather amusing...
and # 23..... NO COMMENT (it scares me so much anyone can be of that opinion... hope it's just a joke)
28. mimi - August 21, 2008 11:30 AM
Pray for Amy with me guys
29. TaiTai - August 21, 2008 11:31 AM
I wish I knew who in the heck these people are.
No actually, I take that back. I think I am better off NOT knowing. However, my gaydar is blaring.
30. Richard McBeef - August 21, 2008 11:33 AM
16 - I don't think SP was the surrogate mother, but the seed CA and RM put into their turkey basters was collected from Spencer's mouth and ass.
31. sarah - August 21, 2008 11:34 AM
PLEASE someone get rid of these people...somehow!!!!!!!!!!!!!
32. Ishi-san - August 21, 2008 11:39 AM
@ 21: No I thought it was kinda funny too, but I have a very stupid kind of humor. *lol
33. TURN THE FUCKEN ADVERTISING SOUND OFF. NOBODY EVER WINS ANY OF THIS SHIT AND IT IS ANNOYING! - August 21, 2008 11:48 AM
TURN THE FUCKEN ADVERTISING SOUND OFF. NOBODY EVER WINS ANY OF THIS SHIT AND IT IS ANNOYING!
TURN THE FUCKEN ADVERTISING SOUND OFF. NOBODY EVER WINS ANY OF THIS SHIT AND IT IS ANNOYING!
TURN THE FUCKEN ADVERTISING SOUND OFF. NOBODY EVER WINS ANY OF THIS SHIT AND IT IS ANNOYING!
TURN THE FUCKEN ADVERTISING SOUND OFF. NOBODY EVER WINS ANY OF THIS SHIT AND IT IS ANNOYING!
34. 21st century digital boy - August 21, 2008 11:50 AM
I didn't think it was possible for me to hate them anymore than I already did. And then this story came out., and I found the strength to hate them even more. Just become televangelists and get it over with.
Not even Jesus could save these two from their own obliviousness.
35. A - August 21, 2008 12:08 PM
God! Somebody punch him in the face!
36. gerard Vandenberg - August 21, 2008 12:36 PM
This BITCH and her"BUTCHER" are still under construction for a couple of centuries, MORONS!!
37. Harry Ballzack - August 21, 2008 12:46 PM
Hahahahaha .......
He's a little cutie - I'd fuck him in that purty little mouth !!
I see he "carries" his douchebags these days !!!
Hahahahahaha ...............
38. Harry Ballzack - August 21, 2008 12:49 PM
@ 12 - *Gasp* ... you beast !!
39. Porn Protagonist - August 21, 2008 12:53 PM
Each are derelicts. The only thing that could change that, would be a video of large black men penetrating each of their orifices.
40. Obvious - August 21, 2008 1:02 PM
#37
He's showing the difference between his first douchebag and his new one
41. kitty - August 21, 2008 1:15 PM
these two just need to disapear for a very long time. they are just sick.
42. norton - August 21, 2008 1:43 PM
These two were mildly amusing in the past.... now they have moved from the ridiculous to the sublime.
I think it was John Lennon who pretty much dictated the demise of the Beatles when he said "We're bigger that Jesus Christ..."
Although, I'm certainly not comparing the Beatles to Silicone Tits and Fagboy.
Just sayin'
43. ali - August 21, 2008 1:50 PM
@ 39
i would pay large sums of money to see that video of heidi.
44. ella - August 21, 2008 1:58 PM
you people are mean. making fun of that nice lady with two purses just because she has a butch haircut ...
45. GayPorn - August 21, 2008 2:50 PM
Spencer does gay porn. He's not gay so it is ok.
46. justifiable - August 21, 2008 3:09 PM
As people have pointed out, "pratt" is English slang for "ass" or "fool".
Spencer finally heard about it. Since he's concerned about his image, he's announced he'll be changing his name something shorter, more forceful-sounding, less silly. Henceforth he'll be known as Spencer Berk.
47. Lisa - August 21, 2008 4:00 PM
Seriously !!!!!!!!!!!! These two are ridiculous, and they are fake and now to say that Heidi is a virgin, did she forget her pregnancy scare ?????? And now they have both found god, give me a break, they truly are the most ridiculous people ever
48. justifiable - August 21, 2008 5:25 PM
#47 They may have found God, but He's moved twice, trying to lose them.
49. Bill Clinton - August 21, 2008 6:24 PM
Is it just me, or does anyone else, when they see a picture of this douchebag, feel the urge to go on a homicidal rampage, with him as the first victim?
50. mimi - August 21, 2008 9:00 PM
Time to stop praying for Amy. I've finally realized that, according to the bible, everything is predetermined and begging God to intervene in everyone's daily lives is futile.
Amy should take responsibility for her own actions.
Thank You
51. Spencer - August 21, 2008 9:05 PM
I just want to make certain that everyone knows my limp wrist and all are part of the act. You do know that!? And I really don't like the cock. I like the vajayjay.
52. LaraCroftsmole - August 21, 2008 9:21 PM
Why are there no eugenics for people like this and Monstertag?
53. lulu - August 21, 2008 10:00 PM
mimi, what the fuck are you talking about?
54. Sir Psycho Sexy - August 21, 2008 11:30 PM
Spencer Pratt <3's the cock! I'll bet he's a Scientologist too, ...
55. boby - August 22, 2008 12:57 AM
he's nothing but a white trash guy like most americans....yes I am from the UK haters!!!
56. whitebeeeaaaaar - August 22, 2008 3:20 AM
"what would jesus do? what would jesus do?" ,,,ahhhaaaaahhhhaaaaa creepy laughter i know...
i thnk they have a purse fetish or something, in every single picture...
but really doesn't seeing them make you feel better?anymore uk people around?
57. Niko - August 22, 2008 5:50 PM
This guy is a piece of fucking shit. I hope he get's AIDS.
58. johhny - August 22, 2008 5:54 PM
Simplest way to never see either of these people again is for celebrity sites and magazines to stop writing about them rather than making fun of them...and damn, do it quickly!
59. Camel Toe - August 23, 2008 7:40 PM
Who is this pint size pussy?
60. Jesus - August 25, 2008 10:48 PM
Dear Spencer:
Oh no, no way are you gonna drag me into your douchebaggery. Leave me out of this!
Thanks
Jesus
PS. Don't forget my dad has quite the temper.
61. HdRx - August 27, 2008 5:04 PM
Mmhm, yeah, I think I can safely say that Jesus is the last person those two think about. I'm pretty sure they spend 90% of their time thinking about themselves and the other 10% thinking about more 'fabulous' ideas to get their names in the media. Yikes.
62. Supposed2Be@Work - September 20, 2008 2:05 PM
Spencer: My best freind Paul thinks your hot! Ditch that fag-hag and come out, already!!!!
63. Brigeeta - October 21, 2008 12:04 AM
Props 2 Heidi 4 getting Spence in Church. Only God has the power to give someone a conscience who has never had one. Spencer lacks a conscience and displays nearly every trait of a sociopath...he's just like what's described in 'The Sociopath Nextdoor'...lets just hope he keeps going to church and pray God will give him a conscience