Spencer Pratt <3's Jesus

Spencer & Heidi = BIGGEST DOUCHEBAGS in the world

He's even portraying as a metaphor for a DOUCHEBAG in that picture.

Oh and First bitches.

FAG!!

first

ooohhh she's scary

He is holier than thou...ass-wholier!

What's the bigger joke: Spencer & Heidi or organized religion?

Isn't he the motherfucker in that video on the gun range, shouting: "Fuck, I love guns! Take that, you black motherfucker!" into the camera? He is, right?

@6

And the major question - When is his body going to grown to match the size of his head.

Fucking human bobble-head doll of himself retard niche market grabbing christian popwhore loving fuck knuckle.

No one, in the history of the world, has ever been excited to see Spencer Pratt.

...and then I go "Why do they, like, talk like 12 year olds?

Why does he wear 2 purses?

I think this dude is funny looking. I'd like a 24-inch version of him, that I'd keep on the shelf. Each day I'd take him down, have him put on a leprechaun costume, and make him run around the neighborhood giggling like the mischievous little imp that he his.

Then I'd charge him to defecate on the neighbors cars, lawns, and doorsteps, giggling all the while.

Then I'd send him to bed without any supper.

Jesus as a career move? Makes sense. Launched Jessica Simpson, numerous others. But Spencer must realize he needs to keep they gay sex othing on the down low - that won't play well in Branson.

If you guys would quit posting about them 3 times a day they would fade away ...

Okay, so who's with me in taking up a collection to have them offed? Because really, I can't stand it anymore. I want to punch them both in their fake smiling faces and rip out their vocal cords. But I don't want to go to jail, so I'm willing to hire a hitman. Any takers?

I think Spenser is the surrogate mother to Ricky and Clay's babies!

theyre doing their own p.r. stunts till someone offer them a gig, thats kinda smart...

It's America's favourite douche bag to kick in the ribs. So let the dipshit have it!

sb - i'll do it.

Dear Mr. Superficial writer:

Please continue to cover every detail of this power-duo! This beaten horse is not dead til you say it is!!!!

Signed,
Nobody

P.S. Kim Kardashian is a whore, but she's hot.

and of course, Montag is German for Monday, so he goes to church every Sunday with Monday.

I'm probably the only one that finds that amusing.

And I don't have a problem with that.

I am a Pratt (through marriage). I am so embarassed that this guy spoils such a good last name. What a tool!

He is absolutely georgous. I love this amazing man. He is a certified millionaire member at Richromances.com. I sent a wink to him over there last week

ew. who are they? WHO THE F*** ARE THEY? even less than nothing. so let's stop wasting everyone's space/time

Nice purse, fag.

The THUG GENERATIONs offspring. Kids worship stars these days just for being rich.

I fucking HATE this guy with all my heart and soul and the Thug Generation is nothing but a load of spoiled assholes.

We are doomed as a country!

hahaha.... # 21.... that is rather amusing...

and # 23..... NO COMMENT (it scares me so much anyone can be of that opinion... hope it's just a joke)

Pray for Amy with me guys

I wish I knew who in the heck these people are.

No actually, I take that back. I think I am better off NOT knowing. However, my gaydar is blaring.

16 - I don't think SP was the surrogate mother, but the seed CA and RM put into their turkey basters was collected from Spencer's mouth and ass.

PLEASE someone get rid of these people...somehow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ 21: No I thought it was kinda funny too, but I have a very stupid kind of humor. *lol

TURN THE FUCKEN ADVERTISING SOUND OFF. NOBODY EVER WINS ANY OF THIS SHIT AND IT IS ANNOYING!

TURN THE FUCKEN ADVERTISING SOUND OFF. NOBODY EVER WINS ANY OF THIS SHIT AND IT IS ANNOYING!

TURN THE FUCKEN ADVERTISING SOUND OFF. NOBODY EVER WINS ANY OF THIS SHIT AND IT IS ANNOYING!

TURN THE FUCKEN ADVERTISING SOUND OFF. NOBODY EVER WINS ANY OF THIS SHIT AND IT IS ANNOYING!

I didn't think it was possible for me to hate them anymore than I already did. And then this story came out., and I found the strength to hate them even more. Just become televangelists and get it over with.

Not even Jesus could save these two from their own obliviousness.

God! Somebody punch him in the face!

This BITCH and her"BUTCHER" are still under construction for a couple of centuries, MORONS!!

Hahahahaha .......
He's a little cutie - I'd fuck him in that purty little mouth !!
I see he "carries" his douchebags these days !!!
Hahahahahaha ...............

@ 12 - *Gasp* ... you beast !!

Each are derelicts. The only thing that could change that, would be a video of large black men penetrating each of their orifices.

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He's showing the difference between his first douchebag and his new one

these two just need to disapear for a very long time. they are just sick.

These two were mildly amusing in the past.... now they have moved from the ridiculous to the sublime.

I think it was John Lennon who pretty much dictated the demise of the Beatles when he said "We're bigger that Jesus Christ..."

Although, I'm certainly not comparing the Beatles to Silicone Tits and Fagboy.

Just sayin'

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i would pay large sums of money to see that video of heidi.

you people are mean. making fun of that nice lady with two purses just because she has a butch haircut ...

Spencer does gay porn. He's not gay so it is ok.

As people have pointed out, "pratt" is English slang for "ass" or "fool".

Spencer finally heard about it. Since he's concerned about his image, he's announced he'll be changing his name something shorter, more forceful-sounding, less silly. Henceforth he'll be known as Spencer Berk.

Seriously !!!!!!!!!!!! These two are ridiculous, and they are fake and now to say that Heidi is a virgin, did she forget her pregnancy scare ?????? And now they have both found god, give me a break, they truly are the most ridiculous people ever

#47 They may have found God, but He's moved twice, trying to lose them.

Is it just me, or does anyone else, when they see a picture of this douchebag, feel the urge to go on a homicidal rampage, with him as the first victim?

Time to stop praying for Amy. I've finally realized that, according to the bible, everything is predetermined and begging God to intervene in everyone's daily lives is futile.

Amy should take responsibility for her own actions.

Thank You

I just want to make certain that everyone knows my limp wrist and all are part of the act. You do know that!? And I really don't like the cock. I like the vajayjay.

Why are there no eugenics for people like this and Monstertag?

mimi, what the fuck are you talking about?

Spencer Pratt <3's the cock! I'll bet he's a Scientologist too, ...

he's nothing but a white trash guy like most americans....yes I am from the UK haters!!!

"what would jesus do? what would jesus do?" ,,,ahhhaaaaahhhhaaaaa creepy laughter i know...

i thnk they have a purse fetish or something, in every single picture...

but really doesn't seeing them make you feel better?anymore uk people around?

This guy is a piece of fucking shit. I hope he get's AIDS.

Simplest way to never see either of these people again is for celebrity sites and magazines to stop writing about them rather than making fun of them...and damn, do it quickly!

Who is this pint size pussy?

Dear Spencer:

Oh no, no way are you gonna drag me into your douchebaggery. Leave me out of this!

Thanks

Jesus

PS. Don't forget my dad has quite the temper.

Mmhm, yeah, I think I can safely say that Jesus is the last person those two think about. I'm pretty sure they spend 90% of their time thinking about themselves and the other 10% thinking about more 'fabulous' ideas to get their names in the media. Yikes.

Spencer: My best freind Paul thinks your hot! Ditch that fag-hag and come out, already!!!!

Props 2 Heidi 4 getting Spence in Church. Only God has the power to give someone a conscience who has never had one. Spencer lacks a conscience and displays nearly every trait of a sociopath...he's just like what's described in 'The Sociopath Nextdoor'...lets just hope he keeps going to church and pray God will give him a conscience

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