Aug 26 2008Shauna Sand thinks a bikini and stripper heels are suitable attire for family day at the beach (Makes sense)

So wrong, and yet...

mother want another?

Okay, but those heels and ankle tat are incredibly sexy! Her feet are gorgeous and she clearly knows it!

What an excellent role model... especially for the kid.

great. the kids gonna be a future whore like mommy.

The mom's a total skank but you have to admit the girl is really hot.

Okay, while I have no problem with (most) women walking around in public dressed as skanks, I do need to know how the fuck she can walk on the sand.

WOW another girl that I could drink her douche. One day they are going to call me douche belly. But hey it is worth it, always nice getting special presents that come from the pussy.

Whats wrong with her ass????

She should convince a plastic surgeon to do a tummy tuck on that hanging flap of skin just above her thighs...on the backside.

okay.... so is she famous or something? I have no clue who she is. Also, who stole her ass?

Wow, first off..... http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Shauna-Sand1.jpg

Ewww.

Second off, maybe she doesn't like sand between her toes. Common problem.

Fuck me shoes to the beach?

Sand and heels dont mix... Next pic of her will be in a cast

No butt, no feminine curves. A boy with big balloons on his chest.

So so unclassy, I feel bad for the little girl to have a mom like that.

... and a role model to prepubescent teen girls all across the world.

flatass.

DUDE, FISH, THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY PENIS FOR POSTING THIS - I'M OBSESSED WITH SHAUNA SANDS.

I just wish more women would aspire to be like her - tanned arm candy that can't form a sentence.

If everyone had her for a wife world peace would prevail.

Why are there never women like this when I'm at the beach?

#14, oh come on, who gives a shit about the ass. As long as you can stick your dick in between those long, sexy, tanned legs. Those legs go on forever, she could wrap those around my head and I could suck on her lips for days.

I have the same handbag. I bought it in Mexico last weekend for 40 bucks, and now I want to burn it. I hate her. She's disgusting. Her daughter must be so embarrassed by her.

The arse is discouraging. She needs to do some squats on me

She's not the one who's dumb. She's got a nasty body so she hangs some balloons on it and puts on stripper shoes, and guys think she's sexy. Add a six pack of beer (doesn't even have to be good beer) and they'll want to marry her. That's why guys don't deserve to keep their money.

Poor poor child. She doesn't exactly look happy about taking an afternoon stroll with stripper mommy. Someone save that poor chlid...she's adorable.

I agree with #6, that girl is hot. I'd date the mom only to stay overnight and make a few middle-of-the-night visits down the hallway.

That's so freaking hot.

I, I.....

Okay, I'm done.

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Squats sister....
For the love of god do some squats. My penis is confused.

I feel sorry for that little girl. What a nightmare having that for a mom.

Who?

I feel sorry for Shauna Sand. Not sure why. I just have this overwhelming feeling of pity whenever I see or hear about her. At the beach with stripper heels falls right in line with those feelings ...

Pedobear approves of this pictures.

Ok, never mind, I found out who she is. Playmate from 96 and Lorenzo Lamas ex wife.... meh. Is there really an Celeb E-List ? Anyhow, seems shes had lots of work done. NSFW http://www.makemeheal.com/news/shauna-sand-plastic-surgery/413 She looks great from the front, but I'm not into the fake lips and the ass is a bit disturbing not that my opinion matters.

@23

Great, just great. Here we go again with Andrea's rants on taking men's money. That's the last thing I feel like dealing with today, Ms. No tits McGee.

Go grandstand on Hillary's website or something.

If Heidi Montag and Jenna Jameson had a baby, it would look like her. Lantern jaw, big fake boobs, duck lips.

it's cause those are the only shoes she owns

you know? once in a while you want your chick to dress like her,,,shes only showing those 3little girls how to be man eaters...

where in the hell did her ass go?!
no no not her ex husband litterally where is her ass?

where in the hell did her ass go?!
no no not her ex husband litterally where is her ass?

I had no idea who this chick was. So, I looked her up. Turns out these are the only shoes she owns. No, really in 8 out of 10 pics shes wearing them (two pics didnt show her feet)...........so be nice.

#18

AMEN! You are correct in assuming if we all had our own little Slutrags like Shauna....WORLD PEACE WOULD PREVAIL.

Who fucking cares if she's wearing 8 inch heels at the beach. Bitch can. Amen. There's not a guy in the world who wouldn't give her a piece or two.

Thank Goodness for WHore shoes at the beach.

Gotta luv them.

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA !!!!

sexy flat ass... !!!!

jajajajajajaja

MILF and Cookies for-r-r my sweeet toooth!

As far as I am concerned, all beautiful women should dress like that in the beach. And then dance on the pole. And then sit on my lap and let me lick the juices from her breasts. And then pump'em hard for US$200.

I see nothing bad about that. Way to go, whoever you are!

The ho on the right is fat and flat-chested! How dare she appear in public like that? She's not up to my standards.

This screams "I'm going to find you a daddy...NO MATTER WHAT..."

The kid seems to be looking around franticly for a social worker.

#23, you nailed it, and that's coming from a fellow guy...

#23, you nailed it, and that's coming from a guy...

I've hit that.

Smells like Lamas.

This is quite clearly the most ridiculous thing I have EVER seen. Why on earth would anyone attempt to walk over sand in those shoes? Maybe we look at things differently here in NZ, but it really defies logic!!

"Mommy, when I grow up can I get a UPC code tattooed on my ankle and a notebook sticker for my belly button?"

@45, 46 -- ROTFLMAO

"Mommy, please don't make me watch another gang bang on the beach! Can't we go somewhere where I can watch a video, like usual?"

Not up to my standards. And I can afford to me choosy, now that I've got a great data entry job, and I've lost a few pounds on the Subway diet. I'm not going to bang anything less than perfection.

So what if shes wearing heels to the beach. Shes a whore and whores are great, especially at the beach.

I hate to admit it..but #23 is spot on.

She made a conscious (or, unconscious) decision that morning that wearing heels to the beach was a great idea. She has absolutely no idea how ridiculous she looks (except for the big, fake cans, which I do applaud). Unfortunately, her daughter will follow suit and the cycle will continue. At least it provides a continuous source of entertainment for all of us here.

I wouldn't touch er because she's got more baggage than Samsonite (she's not playing with a full deck of cards), but there always be some dude with no self esteem and a lot of money that will slave to her every whim. Guys are douche bags..

btw: if this picture doesn't show why Louis Vuitton is played out then nothing can.

and women are out of their goddamn minds

She forgot to crumble up dollar bills into the bottom of the shoes to execute the power of suggestion. Not that I've ever seen that at ummm, the strip club.

So....if you're bringing the kids to the beach, wearing a bikini is inappropriate? Oooooooookay.

Why do I have a strong sense that "RJ" @55 and "timmy" @ 47 are Andrea (aka No tits McGee)?

Jesus. Thank you Fish. After Tara Reid, Hayden and the past weekend of Rachel McUgly and Ryan Gooseling I thought you had turned homo on me. You're back babeeee! You're back! All is forgiven.

...and to all you fat lard asses out there: Put away your misdirected anger and look in the mirror. Bitches.

#62 - because you're one of the guys #23 described and you're defensive about it.

What kind of mother does shit like that?? Answer - a BAD one nasty attention seeking slut.

64 - Eat a bag of ugly. Oops sorry that's redundant in your case isn't it?

Hey I didn't know it was "mentor an up and coming prostitute" day at the beach.

Jesus. I thought #23 was way over the top, but the guys are lined up to provide illustrations (latest = #63). Granted, I'm a woman (to #62 apparently I'm No-tits McGee), but how on earth do you see this...thing...as an attractive woman? If I were a guy and I saw some beat-looking older woman who's desperate to get another 100 gallons of semen dumped on her, while her kid tagged along (!), I'd only feel pity. There must be pros who look a whole lot better than this amateur prostitute, so why trade down?

Bet you loser sexist,perverts didn't know she's fluent in French and has a BA in international business.

Bet you loser sexist,perverts didn't know she's fluent in French and has a BA in international business.

Bet you loser sexist,perverts didn't know she's fluent in French and has a BA in international business.

Bet you loser sexist,perverts didn't know she's fluent in French and has a BA in international business.

Bet you loser sexist,perverts didn't know she's fluent in French and has a BA in international business.

With those lips, she's fluent in blowjobs.

Dayum.....

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Deacon Jones, aka #62, is probably dumb enough to impregnate her.

#68, if Star Jones, Roseanna and Kathy Griffin can find someone..I think Stripper Shauna won't have any problem finding a douche.

I love how the kid doesn't seem to want to touch her XD

Wow... those are great friggin tits!

@68

Nah, Andrea is No Tits McGee

Wendy, I feel like Im constantly repeating myself on this site.

A woman's idea of a sexy girl is COMPLETELY different from a guy's. Porn stars should give you a pretty good idea of what men want in terms of instant gratification.

Take home to mom? no
Use her for sex until you're on the verge of murdering her from the constant nagging? yes

@75

Nope, anal only for this slut.

61, it's one thing to wear a bikini...it's another to look like you just got off the pole.

This chick is so sad she needs me to inject my collagen between her legs. I would proceed to hit that.

#73 what does it matter if she can't speak because she has my dick in her bill?

Sorry but when she takes off her bikini bottom and I see that leather wallet of an ass completely nude, I'm not going to be getting a hardon. There's a MILF, and then there's leathery desperate MOM. If you get excited by both...well, I sure don't want to hear about your childhood...

She's not very hot....but I WOULD HIT HER TURD CUTTER IF I HAD A CHANCE!!!

OOPS! Wait a minute - just saw the ass. I take it all back - this one just got spanked with the ugly stick.
I'll stick to my blow up doll for the time being.

Jesus that ass is nasty.

I love her saggy ass....yummi!!!

Look...she stole Elton John's shoes...!!!

Poor kid...how long before you think she'll be plying her trade in some smoke filled dirty bar with perverts drooling all over her...???

Some sluts just should not have children...but then we would run out of strippers wouldn't we...?

Wow, she is skanky!

Clearly in picture three she missed a spot with the self tanner on her leg. If you are going to put it on, put it on right!

#83 Pete-

There is a mystical purgatory wherein lie all the chicks that fall into a category of equally skanky/nasty and entirely hit thatable. In this purgatory reside all the plastic surgery nightmares that deserve a good lay for all their effort. this chick definitely falls squarely into that category.

As far as what this indicates about my childhood? It's complicated.

Deacon JOnes, if this is the ideal body for a man and women think the ideal body is Hayden's (because we know real women look a lot more like Hayden than this Ho Saunda), let's assume that men like women with really skinny legs, no hips and big implants, right? So women who are hourglass have to condemn themselves for a life of solitude, right?

So for women out there: starve yourselves and put some gigantic implants.And if you were born a pear shape or hourglass, better join a convent because no man in America will want you. Right Deacon?

Oh my, her nip-slip is shocking!

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/shauna-sand-nipple-slip.jpg

Deacon, realistically, how many women over 18 have a body like a 12 year old boy? Men are straight, women have hips. Are we women going to start rejecting men with narrow hips now and only want curvy men too?

Emilia:

No! Pear shapes are nice. Just get that shit tight by doing squats and walking the Santa Monica stairs. Big asses are great. Small asses just give us wood too. All straight men like both big and small asses. If they only like one kind then they are partially biassual.

skank skank
you do know at her age and the kids she popped out she stays so skinny from some coke and some pills.
its pretty obvious she doesnt work out at the gym not with that flabby ass oh yeah guys must love her!

skank skank
you do know at her age and the kids she popped out she stays so skinny from some coke and some pills.
its pretty obvious she doesnt work out at the gym not with that flabby ass oh yeah guys must love her!

really, all men have an idea of what they consider the "perfect" female body... and each man is willing to vere to varying degrees of his views of perfection in order to have sex.

i'd say that for most men (in my opinion), something close to perfection would be a body like bar rafaeli. most men will never have the chance to touch anything that looks remotely like her, so they find certain things that they like about other women (nice waist line, big breasts, long legs, nice hips- not that many women have ALL of these things) and decide that the woman is attractive "enough" to either have sex with, date, marry, etc...

**veer

@91

Huh?? I just got a headache reading that dribble

That is holding that men are all one dimensional. For me it is a matter of which personality I happen to be inhabiting at any given time. I like skanky torn up hoes, fat chicks, perfect tens, athletic chicks, shit, I am just a boner fide Don Juan.

Sure I have my specialties. I tend to like some meat on them bones...Lindsay Lohan is in my opinion, or was until her recent surgery and weight drop, the sexiest woman in Hollywood. But that is interesting because there's a big part of me that likes dark women, not red heads, but Latinas and black girls...so the thing is not all guys are so one dimensional. Those that are give us a bad rap. Next time you see a guy you like don't just assume that because you don;t look like Rafaeli that he wouldn't like to hop in the sack with you. Whores not wars. If more women put out more often the world would be a more peaceful place.

Andrea, I agree.

However to #20, don't you think the length of her legs is achieved by the 6 inch plastic elevator shoes she rocks in every photo? The chic is 5"4'. Nice shapely legs, albeit not long. Her kind of looks are easily achieved with plastic surgery.

So many seem to like prepubescent bodies stuffed with overly large, implants that are covered in tough leathery hides. In this case with a tacky bathing suit a penchant for see through shoes and the talent to walk on sand while wearing those stilts!

Something tells me this heifer loves Fredericks of Holywood.

AAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE THIS WOMAN, WHOEVER SHE IS!

Good lord, gimme a break! Why did Fish put this on top for the overnight? We're going to get into the endless "perfect woman" debate, complete with essays. Deadly.

The truth: for male commenters here, in real life, a great body is one with a mouth that says "yes" or at least fails to clearly say "no" when you beg endlessly for sex. A perfect body is one that also has lingerie on it occasionally and at least gives you the illusion that anal sex is a possibility (although not tonight). That's about all there is to it. Well, except for all the online posturing...

No #101, use your eyes. You can see that from her feet to her hips, her legs are long. Don't be so stupid. And if she loves Fredericks of Hollywood, all the better.

LEARN HOW TO SPELL TOO, BEFORE POSTING LAME SHIT.

i dont think of it in terms of how attractive she is, how bangable she is, what her ass looks like...alls i know is...
she's wearing stripper shoes....and she doesn't give a what!
it's her style, yo! and i admire her for stickin to dem gunzzzz

I can just hear her..."don't hate....I know I'm hot...I know I look good...pick up the quarters on the ground for mommy..." hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...I mean only putting on a 'queen for the day' banner that reads 'best white trash on the beach' could make it more perfect!!! What a bimbo!!!!

oh god.. all you fatties need to shut up and stop saying hot, skinny chicks "look like 12 year old boys" blah blah blah. having a butt and boobs because you're FAT is not cute.

#103

"The truth: for male commenters here, in real life, a great body is one with a mouth that says "yes" or at least fails to clearly say "no" when you beg endlessly for sex."

You're frigid. Spread your legs and learn to love it for the sake of humanity.

Meth face, meth ass and meth feet.

I didn't know anyone ever wore clear heels outside of a titty bar... Wow.

fuck the mom its all about the sexy mofo in the black bikini

where's the video of her walking in the dunes with those things on? that's what i wanna see.

LOL is all I can say about this lady. Wow jut wow....I mean just wow
Gee I think I will wear 5 inch stripper shoes today at the beach I mean who thinks that LOL is all I can say

oh to the guy who said most men settle cuz they can't have a girl like BAR etc...let me tell you something

Since there are much more better looking women then men in this world its the WOMEN who are settling more for ok looking men.
Women settle on mens looks A LOT MORE OFTEN then men have to settle on their woman's look.

Even look at hollywood the men to woman ratio much more good looking women just face it you guys are gross and ugly.

So remember when you say your settling just remember this MAYBE its your woman settling for you ...dummy

Well, if that's not a desperate cry for attention, I don't know what is.
Look at MEEEEEEE!!! I'm a MILF! I'm a MILF!
Tacky and sad.

um first to jimbo is it?
i have more of a problem with you being a child molester then her hooker shoes
and to mike
you need help:)

oh... ew.

Just. Ew.

For fuck's sake, enough with the transexual shemales, 'Fish guy! Obviously, someone stole the bitch's ass, and her nose, and implanted comical mammoth mammaries, and I'm not certain, but she may have a clit the size of a small dick.

Disclaimer : viewing the following pictures may inspire you to become gay, and will definitely make your penis very, very sad.

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/shauna-sand-plastic-surgery/413

Okay,
I'm bored as hell with this site lately. However....
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As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there
is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
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In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
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There is no need to thank Ted from LA for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.

Making sure her daughter gets the best example of what women really are, sex objects only.

she can dress anyway she wants. even if it looks retarded. She SHOULD however, be putting some sunscreen on that poor little girl. Or would her daughter not be apealing to the eye if she wasn't tanned, at what, 8?? Poor kid.

Thank the Good Lord for women like Shauna. The world would be a better place if all hot MILF's dressed in stacked stripper heels and bikinis. #69 through 73, do you know if she's fluent in Greek?

I'd like to fuck her in her flabby ass while she wore those shoes and the little girl watched.

Andrea (#23) for president. Hit the nail on the head...

@23

genious.

Hey, I don't care what guys like, as long as I get the men I want:

*tall (at least 6'4")
*muscular (nicely defined muscles; think Ryan Reynolds in Blade III)
*well-hung (otherwise; instant rejection)
*he has to have really nice hands; one of my pet peeves
*no sexual problems, no "I'm tired now, honey", no "But I've already come three times"; then it's goodbye

...oh, and there's so much more, but I'll just go go call one of my devoted fuckpuppets right now, instead of wasting more time here. The crowd here seems to be made up of men who don't realize how unattractive they are, and women who aren't that unattractive, but who are still ashamed of how they look.

Yep! what a fucking hot picture! That's amazing sexy! More photos can be found at Richromances.com that is a millionaire and models site.

No ass to be found. There's just this little stripey thing that indicates one.

I'm sure this is a trans-sexual.
LOOK, there is indeed a PENIS there?

@45 ... Arrow like insight there my man. Its like you've been there before...

Such a slut, and her ass sags.

I'm thinking whoa, hot chick, the heels are a bit ridiculous, but she's got the bod to pull it.....WTF?!?! Who pulled the plug and deflated her ass? Damn, ever see that Adult Swim cartoon The Oblongs? There's that boy affected by a chemical spill with the ass that swings like a pendulum...Yeah, I immediately thought of him when I saw her side shot.

Is #115 the only one who has a problem with #'s 25,6,111 and 122? Seriously, they are pedophiles!
Just like maybe, the operators of this site might want to forward their comments to the feds so that they can have a chat.
But, I'm just thinking out loud here.

Pedophiles should be fed to the lions

Pedophiles should be fed to the lions

#132 - don't be such a prude.

#135 are you fucking serious?

Perhaps we can exchange emails? We are of such like minds.

132: The feds get tips on these sites and make note of comments like that all the time. If those asshoes are ever in ANY trouble, they can pull that shit out. Very dumb to comment like that.

Yes, it's possible for "the feds" to hack into these sites - without a warrant, mind you - and trace back the comments not just to the ip# of the commenter, but to the actual identity of the person sitting at that computer. They have some type of magical looking glass software that can see out at you from behind your screen, as I understand it.

Gotta go now, time to walk my unicorn.

Well, at we can count on her boobs being real...

that poor kid.... looks like she's saying "mommy please hold my hand..." meanwhile, the chick is completely oblivious... [btw, WHO is this person??]

skinny, saggy, fake lips, fried hair, hooker shoes, baggy bikini yep all together really sexxxy and animal prints after 40?! she looks like a crack head with a spray on tan.

Hmmm...flip-flops....flip-flops...where in the hell did I put my flip...ah screw it I'll just wear these.

that poor kid looks sunburned

I think the real child abuse is her mother letting that poor child get that badly sunburned.

That little kid will be as wrinkly as mom by her 15th birthday (assuming mom is about 40).

Who knew that implants could sag!

WTF was this woman thinking???

Hey idiot....nobody likes fat chics or dried up beef jerky you dumb twat.

She looks like a dried up crack monster. Now that Olympian posted a few days ago-perfection.

Go screw yourself looser. I have just as much right to state my opinion as do you, you filthy piece of shit.

Get over yourself, your not that great, I know who you are.

Come on guys, giver her a break, it looks like shes suffering from the late stages of Noassatall.

Come on guys, giver her a break, it looks like shes suffering from the late stages of Noassatall.

125. You have either never been laid and you live in your head, or you are a militant feminazi bar dyke with guilt issues. Things that make you go hmmm, ...

Oh, and I can't believe that I am apparently the first to call BULLSHIT on this trailer trash skank being conversant, let alone fluent, in French. I'd be amazed if she spoke intelligible English.

A tip to all the gullible fucktards who believed that crap because you googled her or read her wiki, the only cited source for this "merde" is her Playboy bio page. Somehow, I don't think that Hef' actually had much interest in verifying her educational claims, and he might have been just a bit more interested in tapping that ass, when she still had one. Fucking morons.

Let's talk about what's hot on a man for a change.

Okay, take the men on this forum and add them all together and you're still nowhere in site of the lowest standard.

I mean ladies, c'mon, look at some of these comments why would you WANT the approval of these boys on here? They lack personality, watch the man show and get all of their MALE DOCTRINE from Maxim. Ooo hott! If they don't like a female point of view they all come back with same tired answer, "durrr yer uglee." or " hyuck hyuck yer a nazi dyke lezbeein man hater."

yawn

Men should be tall, well muscled, have good hygiene, a strong mind and intellect, know what a clitoris is and how to use it, have a good sized wang, have good teeth, nice hands have his own mind and not a cleective one with his friends.

You know be a MAN as opposed to a little boy.

Let's talk about what's hot on a man for a change.

Okay, take the men on this forum and add them all together and you're still nowhere in site of the lowest standard.

I mean ladies, c'mon, look at some of these comments why would you WANT the approval of these boys on here? They lack personality, watch the man show and get all of their MALE DOCTRINE from Maxim. Ooo hott! If they don't like a female point of view they all come back with same tired answer, "durrr yer uglee." or " hyuck hyuck yer a nazi dyke lezbeein man hater."

yawn

Men should be tall, well muscled, have good hygiene, a strong mind and intellect, know what a clitoris is and how to use it, have a good sized wang, have good teeth, nice hands, have his own mind and not a collective one with his friends.

You know be a MAN as opposed to a little boy.

I love this site, where else would you see Hayden Panettiere and a gorgeous woman wearing stripper heels to the beach? If you don't know how to enjoy either of these I suggest a brief sabbatical back to reality and/or your local bar/strip club!

http://www.whatsinyouremail.com

wtf that little girl has full on tan lines.
it's called sunblock you fuck of a mother.
i hope you trip over your heels and pop your boobs on the pavement while a crab plucks out your eyes : ) other than that, have a nice day.

I'd tap the tall one...........

I want her to keep the shoes on while I drill her ass. In these pictures, she's hot.

Shauna is skanky, fake and dumb... and I would bury my face between her legs anytime.